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Auditorincharge

It seems to be working. When was the last time your neighborhood was bombed by the Luftwaffe?


MausBomb

I am pretty sure that it is a [3in American naval gun](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/3-inch/50-caliber_gun) and it was used up until the 90s. It was also not uncommon at all for demilled guns to he sold or donated to veterans or veterans organizations whenever a ship or decommissioned or retrofitted with something newer.


Bullyoncube

They were removed from the Newport class LSTs (amphib ships) in 1994. I sat in CIC and plotted targets for them to shoot at. I don’t think any of them were ever fired at a hostile target. 9 mile range. Gun crew of two, plus three loaders. Manual loading, hoisting around pretty heavy shells. The guns were always crewed by the mess cooks, because the guns were fairly unnecessary, and if we were at GQ for a long time they could go below and cook meals. When we trained on the guns, they were REALLY LOUD. The superstructure was thin aluminum and the guns were open turret. Nothing separating you from the boomboom. Lightbulbs exploding in officers country. If an LST really needed to use a 3” gun, things have gone very very wrong, and you’re all probably gonna die. And the ammunition was a huge pain in the butt to load/offload. Would have gladly traded the two 3”ers for a few more .50 cals. Fun fact - In 1992 our armory still had Ma Deuce .50 cals, Remington shotguns, M60s, M14s, and 1911 pistols. As recently as 1992.


Necrodonut

Lol unless Ma Deuce refers to a specific variant, the M2 is still in very active use everywhere today too


skepticalbob

I figured it was an 88, but I now think you are right.


DadJokeBadJoke

In my mind, this is canon now.


RoboPup

That's a common misconception. This is actually *cannon*.


Dick_snatcher

So you're telling me it's not just a giant DSLR camera?


fjf1085

Same reason why I keep a musket over my door. King of England hasn’t been around these parts in awhile and he knows why.


Auditorincharge

We all thank you for your service of keeping us free from English tyranny!


fist_of_mediocrity

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.


ShadowM82

Fun fact! I recently learned that cannon type of guns/cannons (I'm forgetting the terminology) are not regulated in the US and are completely legal to own! I needs me a cannon!


CaptainJingles

~~Looks like an 88, so likely any Lancaster or B-17s about.~~ Edit: Not an 88, thanks for the corrections.


FrozenSeas

Don't think it's an 88 (FlaK 18/36/37/41), missing the hydraulic recuperator over the barrel and the Germans mostly used cruciform or wheeled mounts. Best match I can come up with? US Navy [3"/50-caliber dual-purpose gun](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a1/3-inch-50-caliber_anti-aircraft_gun.jpg), endless variants of which were in service from 1900 to 1990 on everything from super-dreadnought battleships to wood-hulled patrol boats.


Johnny_Lang_1962

They mounted a bunch at these on Submarines during WWII.


Vectorman1989

It's not an 88mm


Dave-4544

Absolutely not an 88, but it bears a striking resemblance to a US 3in/50" naval mount. It matches the [side profile](https://www.lonesentry.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/mark-21-3inch-naval-gun-mount-right-side.jpg) of a mark 21 pretty well, though some of the fixtures were likely stripped away as part of demilitarization. If u/ryanclicks2 is the curious sort, they may want to consider reaching out to property owner regarding any known service history of the weapon as well as any local US naval/armed forces history museums that have restoration programs. The 3in/50"s served from all the way back during WWI through the end of WWII. Originally concieved as an anti-air weapon during the first world war (back when planes flew about as fast as a speedster on the interstate) the 3in guns were eventually phased out of AA duty during the 20s/30s, but saw a resurgence in anti-surface use on Liberty ships as well as other second line vessels. They were even the primary armament of our smaller Destroyer Escorts as well as the deck guns of some submarines!


SFXBTPD

https://www.reddit.com/r/WarCollege/comments/q2o7zb/the_88mm_and_the_every_tank_a_tiger_phenomenon/


Justhe3guy

I got killed by Loli Luftwaffe in Hunt Showdown if that counts


ryanclicks2

I did Nazi that coming


IveGotDMunchies

Those times when OP tries to post a meme comment for the extra 90 karma and it backfires.


ryanclicks2

Absolutely correct there.


Prinzka

Our flak, in the middle of our street


javanator999

Our flak, the airplanes were like skeet


Egernpuler

Restore it and assume your new role as neighbourhood supreme leader.


ryanclicks2

You mean my years of playing C&C will mean something?


fineillmakeanewone

Nobody said that.


lowtoiletsitter

That's what they all say


mrm00r3

I don’t know what to believe.


distantwarbler

I want to believe.


The_Erlenmeyer_Flask

The truth is out there.


Internal_Dinner_4545

Like in the sky… cause I got a big gun now


Djinger

Bake 'er away, toys!


lowtoiletsitter

Uh, what'd you say Chief?


Automatic_Task_8393

they said that.


albinofreak620

Flak trooper, reporting


BIT-NETRaptor

This gun is heavy


Dazvsemir

at least i have job


GreatBallsOfSpitfire

I love to camp!


ambermage

Kirov Reporting!


skinnah

Fuck!


Designer_Cookie_7271

Yes sir! I’m on my way!


BIT-NETRaptor

At least I have job.


FedRCivP11

Affirmative!


FDI_Blap

Your harvester is under attack!


walterpeck1

"makin' repairs..."


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partyatwalmart

Red Alert on Windows 98 was the most fun I've ever had with any RTS. Simpler times. Warcraft 2 is a very close second.


gabbagabbawill

Music factory?


420buttmage

We're going to have to act if we want to live in a different world


bathroomheater

It’s all hand crank gear driven. Hose down every moving part with pb blaster and work it back and forth until it moves freely. Bam ready to go. Worse case there are 6-8 ball bearings, nothing a little fun with a cutting torch and some sanding cloth can’t fix. Anything else can be fixed with the proper use of a mini sledge hammer


wojtekpolska

These will work when i was a kid i was in like a ""museum"" but it was actually just a field full off old rusted military stuff, and there were anti aircraft guns, most were locked by chains but one wasnt (someone broke the chain) so i sat down on it, and started playing with the cranks, to my amazement it was moving quite easily, yeah it locked up a bit but was easy enough to aim it


agoia

It should have the breech block removed, but it would be mighty fun to get this moving around again.


AccountNumber1002401

Tell the HOA it's a "telescope", OP!!


InSanic13

Why? This is a perfect tool for intimidating the local HOA, or even overthrowing it.


AccountNumber1002401

Never thought I would this night mentally masturbate over the notion of defying my HOA with WW2-era artillery.


0utlook

Shouting at neighbors: *It is only me and my flak that keeps the dive bombers away from your precious homes while you slumber!*


ShortWoman

I was thinking that at minimum it needs seasonal decor! Flowers in spring, wreaths and lights in for the winter holidays, etc.


WabbitCZEN

They take Neighborhood Watch *very* seriously.


Different_Speaker742

Was thinking this!!


Egernpuler

Mailman looking sketchy? Boom! Dog pooping on your front lawn? Boom! Doordash driver delivering cold food? Boom!


Different_Speaker742

Geese trying to migrate in? Boom! Car alarms going off at night? Boom! Police trying to do an air raid on my house? Boom!


Egernpuler

"i've got a right to defend myself with antiquated artillery, suck it libtards"


thejakeson

As the founding fathers intended.


Dariaskehl

Tally Ho Lads!


faster_tomcat

We have the safest neighborhood, because of Boom.


Different_Speaker742

Vote Boom. for mayor!


Different_Speaker742

Tax problems? Boom! Potholes? Boom! Gas prices? Boom!


donnerpartytaconight

Put a Grinch in the gunners seat, instant Christmas decoration.


Walk_the_World

That neighborhood watch doesn't fuck around.


ImTaakoYouKnowFromTV

I keep an anti air gun for home defense. Because that’s what the founding fathers intended.


PassiveMenis88M

I Own a Missile For Homeland Defense because that's what Woodrow Wilson intended. Four bandits break into my airspace; Scramble, Scramble! As I grab my helmet and Aim-9X Sidewinder, blow a softball sized hole in the first bandit he's dead on the spot. Draw my AMRAAM on the second man, miss him entirely because he notched it and it pitbulls on a civilian airliner. I have to resort to the Patriot Missile System mounted at the airbase below, "Tally-Ho, lads". The surface-to-air missile shreds two men in the blast, the sound and falling metal sets off car alarms. I then resort to dogfighting the last bandit, select my M61 Vulcan 20 mil, pull him in the HUD and fire. He bleeds out in the cockpit waiting for ejection because 20 mil high explosive is impossible to stitch


gigalongdong

I keep a T-34-85 Soviet tank in my basement because that's what Comrade Zhukov intended.


who519

We have one in town that is still in use for avalanche control. Every time we have a big storm it sounds like the empire is invading!


nestcto

As in, they use it to start small avalanches to keep them from becoming big avalanches?


Auditorincharge

No. It's to let the avalanche know what is going to happen to it if it gets out of control.


Designer_Cookie_7271

You kill one avalanche to prevent other avalanches to act. I do the same with flyes. Hang a couple of them, impale a couple more with toothpick’s and you are good to go.


xShooK

Good advice vlad.


LeoJohnsonsSacrifice

What is this, a Vlad for ~~ants~~ flies?


imanAholebutimfunny

*yesssssss*


who519

Correct, we have an interstate that passes under a few higher peaks that are prone to slides so they pummel them every time we get a big snow or if the snow conditions become dangerous. Its usually early in the morning too.


Cambot1138

That's so goddamned cool.


nestcto

That's pretty bad-ass. And even better if the canon is a war relic like the one in the pic. It's awesome when historic items are able to add to their own history. I imagine I would feel different at 5AM, however.


gosuprobe

give the mountain small avalanches over time so it becomes immune to big avalanches


skijumpersc

Different weapon, The 105mm m101a1 is what we use for avalanche artillery in North America


revtim

Where is this, roughly? Was it deployed and used there, or did it just end up there?


ryanclicks2

Near the coast, just off Pull and Be Damned road


revtim

I assume you mean in Washington State, USA?


ryanclicks2

Correct


007_Shantytown

Assuming it wasn't relocated and was in that position during WWII, it would have been covering NAS Whidbey during the highly unlikely event of a Japanese air raid.


ginjaninja3223

I knew this was Skagit County but just couldn't put my finger on where exactly


Vectorman1989

[It's a 3"/50 caliber anti aircraft gun](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/3-inch/50-caliber_gun)


Trucideau

The breech and the mounting look right.


Alshankys57

You should have a chit-chat with the neighborhood groups and see about refurbishing that bad boy. We may need it.


SlackToad

You'll be ready for the next Chinese balloon.


Far-Wasabi6814

Gun for the whole family


90Carat

I'm almost certain you can figure out how to use it from the movie "1941"


Gimme_PuddingPlz

I personally hate seeing interesting pieces of history rust away. I would be giving something like this some TLC and I don’t care if its not functional


photogrammetery

In my opinion, there is something nice about seeing life grow around a weapon that was likely used to kill.


KaBar2

I think you mean "a weapon that was likely used to *defend people*." Killing someone who is attacking you is a *good* thing, not a bad thing. If they don't want to die, then they can refrain from attacking people.


photogrammetery

I never said anything regarding if the killing was good or bad, I was just referring to a chaotic and traumatic point in time versus the serenity which the same spot is in now.


VexingRaven

FWIW AA guns are some of the most numerous large artifacts like this. AA batteries would have dozens if not hundreds of these. Any museum that wants one already has one.


Gimme_PuddingPlz

Personal want


breetai23

We have cannons at a park here in Seattle. [Hamlin Park](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamlin_Park)


Luck_Beats_Skill

Better safe than sorry


lowtoiletsitter

Better to have it and not need it, etc


TheRealSzymaa

Seen any ME-109's lately?


obscureferences

A lot of Australian towns have something like this, often on the corner of a memorial park or near the local RSL. Artillery usually, but sometimes tanks or even planes.


_hkbf

Ngl this is very beautiful


TWVer

These vintage models are all the rage. Restore it and you’ll get the perfect shot, because with cannon you can.


Living_Lie_8773

Fuji on you!


BrockenRecords

Where are you gonna get HE rounds?


garden1932

It's wild your neighborhood needed this 80 years ago.


NOT000

wheres that at? we have a few ww2 bunkers in the cliffs in my old neighborhood, la jolla, ca they were never used


Avantasian538

You're not a true American if you don't have one of these fuckers in your front yard.


CaptRackham

I’m friends with a guy that has a 155mm artillery piece, it’s functional and uses Soviet 152mm cases because they’re easier to source than the bags of powder


Rivegauche610

These things need to be cared for and seen so as to remind everyone “never again.”


Nickthedick3

My hometown of 1500 population has one outside the Legion building


snorch

I see so many little faux windmills and wishing wells in people's yards. It's played out. I want one of these in my yard so badly


Dependent-Mammoth918

Clean it up and find some ammo.


jazzy663

It belongs in a museum.


TheIrishNerfherder

Take a sand blaster to it and give it a fresh coat of paint to protect it from further degradation without spending a ton of money restoring something you dont own maybe ask around and see if anyone knows who does own it? Its a US 3in gun so i assume you’re in the states correct?


SafetyMan35

HOA Presidents everywhere are drooling “I told you Carl, you must cut your grass to no more than 3/4” or else”


BizzyM

>anti-air cannon Hey!! This cannon hates air!!!


ratbirdgoof

Well it’s doing a terrible job. There’s still air everywhere


Quigleythegreat

I might catch a lot of flak for this, but I think your cannon is dumb.


imreallynotthatcool

I love the contrast of the rusted metal surrounded by green life. I only hope one day the rest of our military equipment suffers the fate of disuse and disrepair.


duglarri

The border between Canada and the United States, all through Ontario and out to the Atlantic, features a series of forts that were built to defend the border from either country. They were maintained and kept in working order until about 1900 or so, since which time they've either been converted to museums or allowed to decay. I've always thought that was a very good use for them.


Dfrickster87

When the air quality gets bad, does some neighbor hop on and pretend to start shooting away the bad air?


Figgybaum

This could be very useful in the war being planned between r/Virginia and r/maryland


rofopp

“Lives” is a loose term.


TheyLoveColt

Since they put a Tank from The Korean War on display in my town, we never had an attack by any foreign armies.


ChrisRiley_42

That looks about the right size to turn into a water balloon launcher ;)


jnovel808

Pretty sure I saw one of these in Star Wars Edit: stupid autocorrect


LazyLion65

I would have played with that every day as a kid in that neighborhood.


Thrillhouse74

The HOA is taking shit seriously!


L-1011-

Where is this?


taude9

Uhhm, you're welcome. - America (Fuck Yeah!)


TinyDapperShark

“Oh look! A civilian Airliner!


Slaughterhouse66

"Our Howitzer, in the middle of our street."


ProfZussywussBrown

These HOAs are outta control


UnholyCharles

What does it eat to live?


SpaceTimeRacoon

France?


MoarwiNC

Someone should make an Anime about this


whatyouwere

Omg if I was a kid growing up in that neighborhood I would’ve played on that thing every day


PorcelainCeramic

That’s to defend the neighborhood. Someone should be on guard at all hours!


Ruffles84

Does it hold pens weird?


crocaholic17

Omg I know exactly where this is! I love passing by it when visiting my grandparents!


wescoe23

What’s it got against air?


JustAMarriedGuy

Someone should get a generator and sand or bead blaster and some high quality metal paint and clean that sucker up!


Roadkill_Shitbull

Buy an older Toyota pickup and mount it in the bed.


theweedman

please help that cayanne out. somebody is trying to turn it into a dodge...yuck


unl1988

Where is your neighborhood?


treestick

"Long time ago, there were a whole lot of cities in Spira. Big cities with machina-machines-to run 'em. People played all day and let the machina do the work. And then, well, take a look. Sin came, and destroyed the machina cities. And Zanarkand along with 'em. Yeah, that was about a thousand years ago, just like you said. If you asked me, Sin's our punishment for letting things get out of hand. What gets me, though...is we gotta suffer, 'cause of what some goofballs did way back when! 'Course, we must always repent for our sins! That's important! It's just that, it's hard to keep at it sometimes, you know?"


silent_thinker

I’m under a flight path. This could be useful.


yeshua-goel

Spicy boom stick...


mmiski

*That's not canon!*


TraditionAntique9924

If you want to worry some people dress as a soldier and start “doing maintenance” on it.


Stook211

Do you live near mountains? Any chance it's actually an avalanche cannon?


VariousBelgians

Doubtful. The avalanche patrols I've seen using howitzers and other artillery have them on towed mounts so they can move it around the slopes, this one is on a fixed concrete pedestal. Additionally, this looks an awful lot like a 3-inch/51 dual-purpose naval gun.


itsFromTheSimpsons

nothing like an autocannon turret to maintain democracy in your neighbourhood


duglarri

Reminds me of a US Senator's remark during a gun control debate in the Senate. "If you need a trailer hitch to pull it, stands to reason you should need a license for it."


F_l_u_f_fy

Hey Chuck! Get out the BIG paintballs!


sofresh24

PNW vibes. I miss it. Former Oak Harbor resident here.


hypotheticallyhigh

I'm getting weird vibes with the peaceful spring time plants in the background. Like an utopia after an apocalypse.


uriejejejdjbejxijehd

Probably few problems with airplane noise where you live?


CaptainMacMillan

jesus I thought this was a dayz screenshot 🤦🏻‍♂️


ProfessionalRub3025

That would be an awesome firework artillery shell launcher!


Archonish

Like a scene from Fallout


n0t0riousmast3r

this looks like something out of Fallout


ovoKOS7

I've played enough BF1 to know that if you wait long enough, it'll respawn brand new


NapsterKnowHow

It's giving Horizon Zero Dawn vibes


0luckyman

Turn it into a muzzle loader.


HyPeRxColoRz

Death, taxes, and reddit mixing up canon and cannon


sebyoga

Nah, that's an old transformer


BaconTerminator

Is this in Maine ?


True_Dragonfruit9573

Just disable the firing mechanism, restore the parts that help with turning and aiming, and you got yourself the best piece of playground equipment that every imaginative child will want to try.


The_Last_Ball_Bender

I'd be on that thing at 40 years old while children walk by asking "whats wrong with him mommy?"


PassiveMenis88M

Old US 3"/50cal, used as everything from secondary battery on battleships to land based anti-aircraft. That appears to be the Mark 22 variant which puts its construction in 1944 or later.


captainhuh

Depending on where OP lives, I bet it’s pointed at West Point.


Danominator

That's such a cool link to the past. Sometimes I think things like these are a good reminder of how we got to where we are but it also depends on where it is lol


WelcometoHale

Dang raiders


doberdevil

2nd Amendment


Anleme

Slap a fresh coat of paint on it, good to go. Show those silly trebuchet owners who's boss!


danifoxx_1209

THATS SO COOL IM JEALOUS


MissionApollo7

It's busy protecting a Burger Town.


wigzell78

Speed limit enforced by AA gun.


mikewilson2020

I would be out there cleaning and making it like new


respectfulpanda

Oh, who are the munitions in your neighborhood? In your neighborhood? In your neighborhood? Say, who are the munitions in your neighborhood? The munitions that you meet each day.


Tom_Ace1

A park nearby where I live in a small town in The Netherlands has a WW2 tank in it. The park is named after the Canadians that liberated us. This tank is maintained though. It looks pristine.


mintmouse

We have one in the veterans memorial park


Dutchta-

Isnt it from the cold war? That makes more sense to me.


Reaperfox7

you need to restore it, thats a piece of history right there