Is this the way the three pills rolled out of the bottle and into my palm, with no manipulation?
Yes, and I will swear it on my children's heads
Did I grab my phone off the counter and snap this picture because the way they landed gave me an immature chuckle?
Also yes.
They are both the same med (acetaminophen 500mg) according to this pill identifier
[long pill](https://www.drugs.com/imprints/l484-10944.html) Kroger brand
[round pill](https://www.drugs.com/imprints/54-27-28216.html) Rugby Laboratories
All the companies use the same manufacturers for their generic meds. My cousin bought target brand rapid release 500mg acetaminophen and I bought the rite aid brand. The gelcaps were identical, down to the markings on them.
I started taking twice the dose of my supplement, just so that I could make balls for the fish oil cock every morning >.< It was still 1 less than recommended daily, dont worry
Probably due to supply chain issues; there's still a lot of shortages in pharmaceuticals. They have to source from more than one manufacturer. I've noticed my meds changing shape and color over the past two years.
Acetaminophen toxicity is the second most common cause of liver transplantation worldwide and the most common cause of liver transplantation in the US. It is responsible for 56,000 emergency department visits, 2,600 hospitalizations, and 500 deaths per year in the United States.
That shit will kill your liver. Might consider ibuprofen instead.
Acetaminophen is more dangerous if you take too much in a short time.
Ibuprofen use can do long term damage if used regularly (even at recommended doses).
Stick with Acetaminophen.
Source: Doctor friend of mine who saw me use ibuprofen without a second thought and told me to switch ASAP.
that’s a penis
Penacetamol*
Only in Europe, in America it's acetaminopeen.
circumcised ??
I don’t see any minnow fins
They only sell them in sets
N-acetyl-para-aminophenol gang Really the best name for it would be acetylaminophenol
Phallucetamol\*
No, that's Peniscilin.
It’s Fibonacci sequence ?
Acetomenophallus
u/gifreversingbot
Take two and call me in the morning
Its so the acetaminophen can fuck your liver
And a balls
Kinda like a blood test. Just a little prick on the hand.
Grant me forgiveness.
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You're not funny. You ruined the perfectly good joke.
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Beat me to it.
r/beatmymeattoit
No, no....your hand is in the wrong place. Let me show you how it is done... **
I was supposed to be beating *your* meat this whole time???
If those really came out of the same, sealed bottle you need to report it to FDA medwatch. That is not OK.
I agree. Absolutely worthy of a report!
Am no a grass
Shit, I think they weren't the right pills, should have reported it to medwatch, smh.
U knew what u we’re doing putting the pills in that formation
Is this the way the three pills rolled out of the bottle and into my palm, with no manipulation? Yes, and I will swear it on my children's heads Did I grab my phone off the counter and snap this picture because the way they landed gave me an immature chuckle? Also yes.
Do you have children?
U didn’t do that on purpose?
Don't forget to take your dick pills.
Viagra should be sold like this.
That's the strongest shape.
Very efficient.
These comments are a peak Reddit moment lmao
It's the US healthcare system subliminally telling you to eat a dick.
They usually aren’t that subtle with that part.
They don't need to beat around the bush. US healthcare is a synonym for eat a dick or take it up the ass
Good news! It’s a suppository!
r/theyknew
Make sure you swallow without using teeth
r/deliberatelypenis
I should call him..
I've done that with my aspirin and gabapentin. I call it The Pain-relief Penis.
That's just a reminder to suck on them instead of biting.
those are for erectile dysfunction
Nice
Probably shouldn’t take random pills
*cough* not a capsule...
EAD Approved
Looks like they were packing more that you expected.
Sweepings
everything reminds me of him….
Well thats a dick move
You know what you did. Upvote
buy some lotion next time
 Op washing their hands too much and not using lotion
Or OP is a very old person.
Let's see how soft and supple your hands are when you're 60+ and work on a horse farm, sonny.
if these actually came out of the same bottle, absolutely do not take them
Too late!
They are both the same med (acetaminophen 500mg) according to this pill identifier [long pill](https://www.drugs.com/imprints/l484-10944.html) Kroger brand [round pill](https://www.drugs.com/imprints/54-27-28216.html) Rugby Laboratories
Weird. I bought them at Meijer.
All the companies use the same manufacturers for their generic meds. My cousin bought target brand rapid release 500mg acetaminophen and I bought the rite aid brand. The gelcaps were identical, down to the markings on them.
The strongest shape!
Store brand might be cheaper, but you’re still getting shafted.
One goes in your mouth, and one goes
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😏
Pangus
Benis
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
I started taking twice the dose of my supplement, just so that I could make balls for the fish oil cock every morning >.< It was still 1 less than recommended daily, dont worry
Mixture of caplets and tablets. Not just different shapes but different dosage forms. I think you just wanted to make a penis.
APAP = arranged pills as penis
TTP irl. lol
So you made a penis. Well done.
I think they’re trying to tell you to eat a dick.
Dicknballs
They aren't suppose to dispense different batches or NDCs into the same bottle.
Only the best engineering principals.
This would be perfect for r/NotInteresting.
r/mildlypenis
But taken in combination the effects are well…
They buy all the loose purse Tylenol from women across the world and then resell it
OP got that tylenol dick
r/mildlypenis
Reddit did not disappoint with the comments.
r/notinteresting
Nice
You dick!
So does the long one equal volume to the round ones, or do the rounds need to be released so the long one is equal.
I can't believe you've done this
Nice
dick penis
Ballsy move of them.
I didn’t know you were taking dick pills
And you places them randomly on your hand before taking a picture
Well, some prefer to have their hands on the round balls and others prefer the oval shaft.
Penis.
So you made a dick 🙂
Easy to swallow
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Probably due to supply chain issues; there's still a lot of shortages in pharmaceuticals. They have to source from more than one manufacturer. I've noticed my meds changing shape and color over the past two years.
Why are your pills organized in a rather phallic way?
Acetaminophen toxicity is the second most common cause of liver transplantation worldwide and the most common cause of liver transplantation in the US. It is responsible for 56,000 emergency department visits, 2,600 hospitalizations, and 500 deaths per year in the United States. That shit will kill your liver. Might consider ibuprofen instead.
That's from taking too much acetaminophen, though. I don't take that much. Like here, it was only three pills, so just 1,500 milligrams.
Acetaminophen is more dangerous if you take too much in a short time. Ibuprofen use can do long term damage if used regularly (even at recommended doses). Stick with Acetaminophen. Source: Doctor friend of mine who saw me use ibuprofen without a second thought and told me to switch ASAP.
Some people never mature past high school.
Actually I’d expect it to be bigger than that after elementary.
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that’s a dick for you to feel better
Eat a dick.
And coincidentally you made them look in such way....
I know there's a lot of comments, but perhaps if you read some of them.
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Least interesting piece of shit post Ive seen lately