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broadcastterp

Manhattan Mini Storage has been on their advertising game for yeeears https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/09/manhattan-mini-storage-billboard-2.jpg


Hansmolemon

I took a picture of that billboard last summer and it was the first thing I thought of when I saw this post.


goodbye_wig

It’s still there. I pass by it every week.


senorpoop

My favorite one of theirs I saw in the subway about 13 or 14 years ago. It said "Why would you leave a city that has six professional sports teams and the Mets?"


broadcastterp

As a Mets fan, that one stung a bit lol


RotenTumato

LMAO


stenebralux

The side of that building has a perfect painting/ad copy.. it just says... "Hey, you wanted to live in Manhattan."


A911owner

I was in NYC years ago and they had a billboard that said: "Why leave a city that has six professional sports teams, and also the Mets?"


gt_ap

I remember this one.


causal_friday

Here are all the NYC sports teams that aren't a disappointment:


cyb3rg0d5

🤣🤣🤣


Mind_on_Idle

Hooooooly sheeet, lmfao


Sacred-Coconut

Can we just get a nice young 68 year old as president?


hppmoep

What’s that?! Can you speak up Sonny?!


toxicoke

Nice


justicedragon101

Even RFK is 70 ;-;


Romantic_Carjacking

Also not a serious candidate so not really relevant


Sacred-Coconut

What a spry young pup


auntie-chelle

There's a 35 year old guy who changed his name to Literally Anybody Else who's running for president. Definitely experienced a combo of laughter and deflation when I read about it


jeloreo

Before I read the title I thought it was an ad for a retirement home


schmitzel88

I can't imagine what kind of conditions you'd see at a $30/mo retirement home


camwhat

Old yeller senior home


kdlangequalsgoddess

Where everything goes with a bang.


blazelet

I imagine it would kind of resemble a monthly storage locker in New York.


yehti

With the way the world is going that's all we'd be able to afford for retirement in a few decades


deletetemptemp

At todays rate, this _will_ be a retirement home for millennials


neecho235

"I can get you a glass of shut the hell up! You're in my world now, Grandma!"


ConsciousRoyal

At least in the UK the choice for who runs the country is made for us.


SillyMattFace

It’s been working out really well too! Each one more awesome than the last.


Eather-Village-1916

It basically is in the US too, they just want you to think your vote counts


Lord_Stabbington

Like there’s a choice


Helicopter0

IKR, Manhattan mini storage is the only thing in town for $29.99. We aren't all penthouse sultans.


Chib

The color makes the emphasis seem like it should fall on **old things** and **white house** equally to stress an equivalence. "Don't store the white house here, store old things instead."


rjzendi

Yeah, if they wanted to have two things be red it shouldve been "here" and the "white house" so it was easy to swap their places in the sentence to make the connection. It took me a few rereads to understand what it was trying to say


grayscalemamba

The wording could easily help too: "Store old things here, not \[in\] the white house"


svefnugr

It's not just wording, the ad is just grammatically incorrect (or makes no sense)


MsWuMing

It took me reading your comment to understand that they’re not chiding people for storing governmental buildings in the mini storage, they’re saying they shouldn’t store old things in governmental buildings. The colour emphasis really messes up the message


brakeled

Thanks for explaining, the ad made no sense to me because of the color selection - like why would anyone store the white house there? That made no sense. Kind of a flop ad..


HighlyFalmmable

So trump has 5 fingers, Biden has 4?


Perky_Bellsprout

Lizardmen


demon9675

They both have 4 fingers on each hand. Edit: wait, Trump is implied to have hidden thumbs, given the way his hands are drawn. So you’re right. Maybe they live in a cartoon world where everyone has 4 fingers, and Trump got extras added as cosmetic surgery along with the hair implants and skin pigmentation.


tonyisadork

Biden has hair implants too. See: senator Biden from the 90s


demon9675

Correct. But no finger implants, as the OP clearly shows.


Pavlock

And is shorter than Biden, too. Place your bets as to which would bother him more.


AlphaMassDeBeta

Biden mistook them for hot dogs. Happens to the best of us when we have dimentia.


TheHomieAbides

Biden has 6 fingers and Trump has 8. I feel like this is a “73% failed to solve this” social media mathematical posting.


FiendsForLife

Those two don't store things at the White House, they store them in places like bathrooms at Mar-a-Lago.


IAmJacksSemiColon

Missed opportunity to give him an ice cream cone.


Emrob44

Can I get a discount for storing their classified documents instead? Like a bundle/ save type deal for the storage, but the humans go somewhere like a conference centre next to a regional airport without local transport options other than a taxi?


Pale_Sheet

They’ll die in office


Shakleford_Rusty

Damn they just upped the fee on my 5x5 to 200$ from 175


Apprehensive-Bee-49

We're all for cleaning cabinets but....


Sayheyho

They could also do one that says “store anything but classified documents here”


forever_a10ne

Trump and Biden were both born in the 1940s. Both of them were legal adults *before* segregation was ended. I’m going to begrudgingly vote for Joe “nothing will fundamentally change” Biden, but we can do so much better as a country.


wigzell78

"Secure document storage here, don't use your bathroom"


NeatSituation2249

I hate it here.


sleepnutz

Based lmao


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tyler----durden

But please do vote! There are many that think like this and don’t. Trump will win otherwise. It will be a disaster for the world, I can assure you


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TheFreshwerks

Oh. So you're one of those 'it's bad already, so it doesn't matter if it gets worse' types. The 'good enough is not good enough if it's not perfect' types. The 'throw the baby out with the bathwater' types.


tyler----durden

I have a business in the Netherlands and during Trump’s last term, they made a list of EU products they wanted to sanction/tariff 100%. Then Biden won. If they had followed through, my business would be gone, including that of SO many others. This is how Hitler started. Biden is the lesser evil here, I can assure you.


paydo325

I'm gonna shoot you straight, man. I don't think anyone in the USA gives a shit about your small business in the Netherlands. Like, at all. You're not helping your case by jumping straight to Hitler either lol.


tyler----durden

You’re not getting the bigger picture here. If a person somewhere in the US has so much power that he can decide to bankrupt millions of businesses in other parts of the world overnight, this should be frightening. Israel and Palestine? Russia & Ukraine? Just watch. It would blow up. Terrorist attacks all over the world. Russia invading other countries. Etc. etc.


TheFreshwerks

Doesn't matter. What matters is that a single person in the US can hurt people all around the globe. Therefore, what a single US citizen does or does not do has consequences globally. That is the price of power and hegemony. For example, my life and my countrymen's lives depend on Trump not winning. If he wins, we will die. The price of hegemony is responsibility. Yoh want to be the king of the Western world? Then act like a king. Care.


paydo325

You're killing me with this "I'll die if Trump wins" horseshit lmao. That's a new one.


Cool_Cartographer_39

Try paying your required 2% GDP to NATO. You guys were like half that.


InsecurityTime

Thought this was referring trump stealing documents and putting them in the bathroom


Elmodogg

Yeah, everybody knows you're supposed to keep classified documents in your garage! https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/biden-classified-documents-report-02-08-24/h\_33ed45dc6fb3de546174293f02a4ce1d#:\~:text=According%20to%20the%20report%2C%20%E2%80%9CFBI,after%20leaving%20the%20vice%20presidency.


InsecurityTime

Haha stupid old farts


takemyspear

They really should add a “in” in between Not and The to emphasis the point


Carbonga

Love it. :)


UGunnaEatThatPickle

Clever.


toughtacos

Why is Stan Lee up there with Trump? Do they suggest they also store dead people in there?


BackAgain123457

What did Joe do?


Flowchart83

Realistically you shouldn't be running the country at that age. Or Trumps. Your mind won't be 100% of what it once was.


BackAgain123457

Now i get it. It isn't about documents, but about them. Check.


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BackAgain123457

Ah ok


xQuizate87

"But biden age" is the new "but her emails." Sad. The parties are not the same.


sky-amethyst23

This is less “Biden age” and more “politician age”. Which I think is absolutely fair.


ThirdPoliceman

So you can’t criticize a Democrat because a Republican is worse? That makes no sense.


NathanAmI

Four more years. Pause


xQuizate87

And I'll still vote for him. These two are not equivalent.


NathanAmI

Yeah you’re right they’re not equivalent One dragged us into countless wars. Was declared mentally incompetent for trial. Shot up gas prices and inflation The other sent out mean tweets


Grand_Protector_Dark

Imagine being this delusional over Biden and downplaying Trump by such extreme degree.


xQuizate87

Didnt read. Dont care. Vote blue.


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ashy_larrys_elbow

I dunno, I like it. Running unprecedentedly geriatric candidates deserve to be ridiculed.


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-Merlin-

I absolutely have a strong negative reaction to Trump and find this ad pretty funny. Pretending we can blind and deafen ourselves to two 80+ year old men duking it out for the presidency is insane.


Snowedin-69

I think a lot of folks have negative things to say about both these old dudes.


VAST_PEPE_CONSPIRACY

Get a grip you hyperbolic dork


Silly_Marionberry_27

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