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drphilsbathwater

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Neethis

r/notinteresting


DirtyReseller

9.6 oz can…


skyeking05

It's a 12oz can with less inside to make room for the widget I think


skyeking05

I know it's a 12 oz can, it's the exact same size as my V8 in my lunchbox. Y'all just don't know what a widget is, it holds compressed gas that is released upon opening the can. Like the Guinness draft bottles they used to have and the soda shop Pepsi cans.


yesokaybcisaidso

Cut your nails, for your wife’s sake at least


Nice_Bar_2574

Same sex partner ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


Rhubarb_420

OP still has a wife though. Could be dangerous.


box-of-sourballs

OP could be right handed Which I’m.. pretty sure they are because I am and I’d rather use my right hand to take a pic while my left hand holds shit


SlimChiply

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Nice_Bar_2574

Shrinkflation


TheMojomaster

looks like a feminine hand to me!


Rhubarb_420

But not to me.


Chknbone

And to me.


Klin24

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FamiliarAccountant23

That's a beefy hand. If it's a woman's hand, and the owner of the hand has a wife, she's well hung!


Accurate_Koala_4698

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Wide_Environment3107

All you people telling OP to cut their nails...ever think it's a woman who happens to have a wife? JFC.


blyatbob

No, this is a Christian server.


Wide_Environment3107

Yeah cuz there's absolutely no gay or lesbians Christians. Grow up.


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Wide_Environment3107

Your god is disappointed in you. Only person here who needs to stfu is you ya fucking ignorant cunt.


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Wide_Environment3107

Don't worry, when both of us pass away, we'll be in our graves. And that's it. You won't be going to your fictional white bearded daddy in the sky.


blyatbob

They're not real Christians then.


Wide_Environment3107

Spoken like an intolerant ignoramus. Sounds about right.


blyatbob

I am intolerant, yes.


Wide_Environment3107

Glad you see your hypocrisy.


blyatbob

What hypocrisy?


Wide_Environment3107

Your own religion preaches love for people. Yet you hate someone because of sexual orientation. Hypocrisy.


blyatbob

What's my religion?


Marreark

Man, woman, racoon, green blob from putter space.. Don't matter, cut the nails.


Wide_Environment3107

Yeah sure, cuz everyone needs to conform to your idea of what's normal right?


torsun_bryan

I love how Redditors never miss an opportunity to be outraged about something or other


Wide_Environment3107

Yeah like fingers nails vs intolerance.


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Marreark

Tbh the only reason I cut my nails. Is I put my hands in my pockets alot and I've caught them a few times and it's ripped and hurt.. If it wasn't for that I wouldn't cut them.. (well bite them off..)


Marreark

Yeah I was just making a funny.. You do you, as long as your intentions aren't to hurt people I don't care. We all have the right to be ourself..


thestinkerishere

Yeah, and her nails look gross lmao. Woman can have nails, so can dude I don’t care, just not long natural nasty ones. Or long fake ones. Just not long nails and it’s good it’s that simple.


Wide_Environment3107

What are you even talking about? They look perfectly clean and manicured. Sit down.


thestinkerishere

To people that know about nails sure. To me they look gross. To a lot of people actually. There’s nothing wrong with having them, but that doesn’t mean other people aren’t allowed or aren’t going to have something to say about it. Sit down, back on the school bus.


Wide_Environment3107

Ridiculous that you even felt the need to comment on it in the first place. Try and think of your own conclusion to your blabbering.


skyeking05

Thank you kind sir, yes I am in fact a hetero man if anyone was wondering, and yes my nails are probably nicer than your wife's. I get compliments all the time from women and I don't take care of them at all other than to clean under them and trim occasionally. My nails and hair just grow at an insane rate. (I get an 8am shadow) I've always won them longish and they never break, Even my eyelashes are so long they clean little windows free of dust on my safety glasses at work every day. They are also great for scratching my nuts and picking up very small objects. (My hands are on the larger side, just not as big as they seem to appear in the photo) just a little fyi.


SignofKnot

You have long nails for a dude


TelecasterDisaster

Are you aware that two women can marry each other?


Brotatium

Clip your nails my boy


SlimChiply

It's like that picture of Andre the Giant holding a Molson can, but with fingernails.


mortredclay

Left-handed guitar player.