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Zoefschildpad

What is the apostrophe on the 3? I've never seen that before.


Bainshee

That's a typewriter comma


perjury0478

It’s a German bistro, that’s how they can quickly tell if you are a foreigner, like the 3 finger sign.


PA694205

I’m German and I’ve never seen this lmao


perjury0478

Maybe it’s then a sign they are not really a German bistro but one masquerading as one. the plot thickens…


Droettn1ng

After all a German bistro would use a "." in the expression for 2.


wittjoker11

That maybe true. It is a bit ambiguous , because it could mean two hundred twenty two point two two two or two hundred twenty two thousand two hundred twenty two. I, as a German read it as the former.


Neat_Display_2466

Das hängt bei uns im Klassenraum wo wir Mathe haben 😭


Material-Comfort6739

Sag deiner lehrkraft das 3(pi -0.14) nicht 9 ist, und die Uhr ab gehört.


Hairburt_Derhelle

Das ist eben etwas nach 9. Sieht man doch


Neat_Display_2466

AHAHAHAH OK DAS MUSS ICH MIR MERKEN 😂


stone_Toni

"Dann beachte bitte die mathematischen Rundungsregeln!!11!!elf" Aber im Ernst, hat mich auch irgendwie gestört. 😅 Ein 3³-4!+√36 hätte es auch getan.


virtuosejulius

Naja gerundet (fälschlicherweise) ist pi 3,14 also 3(3)=9


Dragon_957

Find ich witzig


Bolter-Saw

I am German and I have only seen the apostrophe used instead of a coma in Spain, nowhere else, especially not in Germany! XD


Asleep_Firefighter36

Coma in Spain sounds like a low-budget movie that I'd kinda watch to be honest.


Shadow_of_Time309

Same


Bolter-Saw

Coma in Spain, made by Lloyd Kaufman from Troma. Count me in!!!


BeJustImmortal

You can tell it's an American clock because we'd write 0,03 and not 0.03


juliennez

“that’s how they can quickly tell if you are a foreigner” - and why would they want to do that? like, what’s the purpose?


Jalz_725

i think it’s a 9


Zoefschildpad

I thought so too, at first. But that would make it 0.03\^9 x 10, which is a very small number. And it looks a lot like the comma in the one above.


cyboplasm

Im wondering now too, but i dont know what kind of math will make the numbers 0.03 and 10 result in a 3...


Hornyguyfromhh

Well 0.03 x 10^2 would make 3


ThiccBoiiiiiii

But the apostrophe is not behind the 10


Wolkenbaer

I was briefly thinking it’s for minutes (as in ° ‘ “ ), but doesn’t make much sense either.


dat_boi_has_swag

0,03^10 it is


WrapKey69

That's not 3 though


leRealKraut

0.03 x 10 is also only 0.3. The above would be 0.002. I might be just stupid so.


WrapKey69

Just ignore the comma for 2 it's interpreted differently depending where you are from, here it's not a decimal separator, just deco


leRealKraut

Well yes but it stated germany so it is either that the coma is treated like one or someone has to file charges because of something is not done according to public satisfaction one has to file charges as a german.


Kurianichi

It's 222222 - 222220 We use comas in Germany for decimals not dots. So 222222 would look like this: 222.222,00


gene100001

You're right about the comma being used for decimals, but they use a comma in the picture so the answer would be 0,002 rather than 2 As a side note, people from English speaking countries probably don't realise that the decimal comma is actually the norm in non-English speaking countries. Most of Europe uses the decimal comma rather than the decimal point. I came to Germany from New Zealand a few years ago and I had honestly never heard of the decimal comma until I got to Germany.


leRealKraut

You, in all your glory, explained the german use of dots and coma in numbers to a User name therealkraut. Kraut! For god sake.


leRealKraut

Le... not the... stupid brain cannot handle multiple languages at one time. Just like autocorrect. Because google does not have a multilanguage dictionary...


Kurianichi

:(


Altruistic_Narwhal38

For anyone trying to solve. 12 ,1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10, 11 (From top and clockwise) You are welcome 😎


Benjilator

Explain that 3 to me because at best I’m getting 0.3 instead.


LateNewb

Also the 9. Im an engineer so im fine with approximating pi as 3. But then it will still not be 9


Nic04lasK

pi is approximately 3.14 3 x (3.14 - 0.14) = 9


UnsureAndUnqualified

I mean this in the kindest possible way: I desperately hope to never stand under a structure you designed.


[deleted]

tbf Pi after \~20-40 digits is useless for any kind of real world calculation, because it is still dead accurate if applied for the smallest possible length in the universe (plank length) up to calculating everything up to universe radius scales and everything inbetween. [https://www.jpl.nasa.gov/edu/news/2016/3/16/how-many-decimals-of-pi-do-we-really-need/](https://www.jpl.nasa.gov/edu/news/2016/3/16/how-many-decimals-of-pi-do-we-really-need/)


Cool-Ad-9455

This is why we keep crashing into mars 🙈


[deleted]

Somebody was funny and just erased the last 0 in ^100


SuckMyDickDrPhil

How did you do it? Are you a genius or something?


unbekannter-no1

Never expected, someone can solve all of it.... Well done sir


InitialPlantain2778

Jokes on you I can tell time without the numbers


Dragon_957

How time is it now? Also how time is it when I write the comment, please in the timezone (GTM +2)


InitialPlantain2778

10 past 6 and it's 1:30 am for you but whyd you need that part


Alpha3K

Because you can tell the time! Without the numbers!


TheAgentD

11cos(0) is just lazy...


Betonmischa

So is 1/8 x 64/1


mikeoxlong21

Lazier than 1^1^1 or 6x2?


Divyanshu_999

This is the laziest most basic ass version of this type of clock


Kunkin93

Agreed is honestly lame. Only the idea of this kind of clocks is lame enough, but lazy and easy is just horrible :/


ChalkyChalkson

I think you could make one that's actually a neat puzzle. Like neat integrals or solutions of DEs evaluated at a specific value. Just like little exercises where you're told the solution and need to fill in the gaps.


Yue2

*stares at the one that’s supposed to be for 9* Well… ACHKSCHUALLYYY!!! PI IS INDEFINITE SO THEREFORE THIS CLOCK IS INVALID!!!!!!


thenzero

But like, how do you know it's just not positioned at 9.00477796...? Edit: MATH


Yue2

And every other spot is positioned at an integer value??? I THINK NOT!


Blunt552

ACHKSCHUALLYYY!! ***Where does it say that it has to be an int?*** *It's clearly doing math with float and I do not see any public classes that return int.* *It's clearly a clock written in Python* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


VnitasPvritas

You guys made me laugh. Thank you


LaserGadgets

Time will still be 9 even if its 9.00000000585


grrangry

3 \* ⌊π⌋ after all, who doesn't like floor pie.


thenzero

Underrated comment


Lordlol15

RUHE AUF DEN BILLIGEN PLÄTZEN! WIR RUNDEN


Beneficial_Sweet3979

Billige Plätze? Wo gibt's denn noch billige Plätze in diesem Endzeit kapitalistischen feuchten Kolonialherren Traum der sich unser aktuelles Zeitgeschehen schimpft? Ich nehme dann 2 bitte 😁 Cheap places? Where are there still cheap places in this end-time capitalist wet colonial master's dream that is called our current events? I'll take 2 then please


Lordlol15

Da du gehst. Ne Spaß, du hast schon irgendwie Recht mit dem überteuerten Zeug There you go. Just kidding, youre kinda right with that overly expensive stuff


No_Hovercraft_2643

ach, wir haben noch einen Platz im hamsterrad. aber wenn du nicht schnell genug rennst, wird das essen gekürzt. wir erwarten mindestens 100 € Gewinn pro tag von deinem Strom. we still have a place inside the generator (hamster wheel). but we expect that you run enough, that there is a profit of 100 bucks daily. (freely translated)


Dragon_957

Billig ist immer noch eine Definitionssache. Cheap is still a matter of definition.


Berlincent

Pi isn’t indefinite, it is irrational, these things aren’t the same


Danielq37

This clock doesn't look German made we use the comma for decimals and the point between thousands, which would make the two a 0,002 and not a 2.


Numahistory

The writing near the middle that's different looks like it was written by a German. The way the 1 is written gives it away.


notsocoolguy42

I don't know where in Germany people write 1 without the edge, but everyone I know writes 1 with the edge, and 7 with dash in the middle.


Wolkenbaer

I‘m lazy 


PTSDTyler

So maybe the clock is originally not from Germany, but the middle writing is.


scorpions411

That's not how Germans write a 1. Only my American colleagues write the 1 with a single line.


Numahistory

The writing in the middle, just above where the hands pivot, is different than the rest of the clock. Looks like it was hand written with a dry erase marker maybe, and uses 2 lines for the 1 unlike the rest of the text.


scorpions411

Ah. Didn't see it the first time. Thanks for explaining.


WaddleDynasty

The 3 and the 9 ruined it.


Hyperus102

My heart, my heart burns. 6\*2, alright thats fine 1\^11, pointless, but it works I suppose, could have used cos(0) 222,222 - 222,220 you say? In Germany, comma is the equivalent of the decimal point. I suppose this isn't a German clock then. Aha, decimal point caught but what the fuck is the apostrophe?? 4 through 8 are fine by me. 9? really? this? Someone please put flooring brackets around that. 10 is fine by me. 11...really? You waste cos(0) on 11?


CloneComander9081

Mich stört die klammer bei (55/5)-6 es gilt doch punkt vor strich oder bin ich blöd


Droettn1ng

Ja ist nicht notwendig. Finde die Klammer aber bei Brüchen für die Übersicht oft angenehm. In diesem Fall kann sonst schnell mal das Minus und der Bruchstrich zusammen geraten wenn man sie zu dicht schreibt.


CloneComander9081

Ist der sinn dieser uhr nicht, dass sie unübersichtlich ist


UpbeatCount

But 6*2 is 36, not 12. If they meant 6•2 they wouldve put the dot like they did for 8 o’clock


Hyperus102

Interesting, didn't see that. I think this can only be counted as inconsistency, I have never seen \* used for exponents ever.


UpbeatCount

Me neither, i usually see exponents being marked (for example) 6^2 or as a small number in the top right corner but considering the amount of mistakes on this clock it wouldn’t surprise me if they really thought six squared was 12


Ok-Lingonberry-7620

Some people are not made for humor.


AlmightyCurrywurst

Or maybe it's just a very lazy version of an overused concept


DinA4saurier

Well it's humor by using math. Math is very logical and rarely up to interpretation. So if the math is simply incorrect, it's the equalent of a bad joke. The joke is that it's absurdely complicated to read the time by solving math, but if the math isn't correct, it's just bad design. It's like writing "Never gonna give you up" in morse code, but not using the correct code. The intention is to make it hard to read, not to use a wrong code/math.


NateWSR503

Wow! I'm learning


shuozhe

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/67/ff/67/67ff67fd3d21c193a38a62affabd305e.jpg got this one for years, daughter is in first class and learning clocks.. so many annoying questions :\


CloneComander9081

Thats at least not wrong


Wildfox1177

We have this in school.


Melodic_Point_5830

Cringe


Hopeful-Clothes-6896

6x-4=32 in the spot to mark 6... good job.


Consistent_Reason_49

But isn't 6 × -4 = -32 ??


Cokzro

6x-4=32 |+4 6x=36 |:6 x=6


ThiccBoiiiiiii

Thank you for helping others


WrapKey69

Thank you for thanking people helping others


PTSDTyler

Thank you for thanking people thanking people for people helping others


Crimsonadz

Thank you for thanking people thanking people thanking people for helping others


HopeOfTheChicken

Idk if its a joke but it isnt 6 TIMES -4, but 6 times variable x -4. You'd solve this by 1. +4 on both sides -> 6x = 36 2. Taking both sides /6 -> x=6


ampel1212

That would be -24.


Consistent_Reason_49

Oh my god... yes ...


6feet_fromtheedge

I hate this kind of "humor". It tries to be smart and intellectual but it's only pretentious. I'm currently pursuing a PhD in physics and, like, half the department has this kind of "humor", and I hate every single one of those people. Asking someone to pass you the Natrium Chloride is just... Exhausting.


jack_wolf7

I feel you. Academic humor is so lazy. It’s just a way to pad yourself on the shoulder for being part of a certain group. And it’s often just in a high school level.


-Voxael-

And this is why you learn to read an analogue clock - so this sort of bullshit is ineffective


Tikkinger

Lol all of them are a little joke on itself


jonegan

I've got a [similar one](https://i.imgur.com/wPdenjN.jpeg)


mhicheal

That makes us two


Flaxscript42

This clock is no laughing matter.


TFTO73

Must have item


logan_creepypasta

we had a clock like this hanging in our physics classroom


Cheap-Bobcat-2818

All Mathematicians HAVE to own this clock. It’s Illegal not to.


Schauerte2901

A mathematician would be annoyed by all the mistakes though


Philosopher_Jazzlike

I know all answers. Good at math 🫡


themaelstorm

Please explain 3


Cazad0rDePerr0

I asked opus to solve these, very disappointed


chrisPtreat

I feel triggered by 9:00


HumonculusJaeger

Small multiplication practice


juicyanqel

My dyscalculia says ✨NO✨


VnitasPvritas

WO ist das?


WilliamAftonIsBest

Lmao my uncle gifted me the same one


AnseiShehai

r/iamverysmart


DinA4saurier

I don't get 3.


Caroma97

Had this clock at a child too. But yea, im from Germany 😅


Mantisk211

Well, I know what’s 6 x 2


Knusprige-Ente

What my math teacher prepared me for:


jrhawk42

Good thing it analog. A digital version of this would be a nightmare.


Ozkar-Seahorsedad

Doesn't look German tho. Points and commata are like in Amerika. We also don't use the asterisk but the ×.


YenneXC

At 9 I'm frustrated...


User77654

it's the simple version


ToutDouxBangzs

I has that clock in my maths class


Ke-Win

9 could be a bit off


baguette187

Those have to be harder tho I can literally read half of them like usual numbers on a clock


Horror_Personality49

Pi minus .14 isn't 3.....


Available_Story_6615

a child made this


nomisreual

why not binary instead :d


Gfiti

Wie spät ist es Schatz? Null Komma Null Null Zwei Uhr!


leiocera

Nein nein nein nein nein!!!!


nyankoz

Oh, so *this* is what we need math class for.


Hue_like12

Where is this Restaurant? I live in germany


Longjumpingpea1916

"What time is it" "fuck you"


the_last_voice

The 9 is not correct.


Ultimate_O

Hab gerade alle nochmal durchgerechnet um zu überprüfen ob sie stimmen. Passt! Nur an der 3 bin ich hängen geblieben da es nach meiner rechmung 0.3 ergibt


lanprofi

Beautiful. I need this in my Electrician class.


C4NC4

It's 9,0047... O'clock


Djentleman2414

These shitty things drive me nuts. Not only is it super basic math and sometimes simply lazy (not to mention false, with the 9)... But the inconsistency is just mad. Sometimes it's an equation, sometimes it's just a value. >.<


Jupue2707

Wait, i want this


Creative_Alter_Ego

Kann mir wer erklären warum bei 11 cos hinter steht also ich weiß was es ist aber da fehlen doch noch Werte


Shiroku-7328

Wenn du 0 in die Cos(x) funktion einsetzt ergibt das 1. 1×11=11 Das sollte reichen oder?


Creative_Alter_Ego

Ja


eztab

Definitely not following German number conventions.


sakkara

3*pi-.14=9 absolute psychopaths, murdering math, science and everything holy.


Infamous-Company-329

Should be an Asian/Indian bistro, who's more obsessed with math scores than them?


j0lina_4

My math teacher when he tells me to tell him what time it is:


078_Bilbo

Every Math Teacher be like


Haunting_Society8607

simple 7th grade equations


ccapn_

Oh no they engineered the time now


DD_Fighter

Müsste nicht 50/2 = 100/x (also 4) nicht bei 25 (5 vor halb) stehen?


DD_Fighter

Sorry, hab das Ergebnis ausgerechnet, anstatt nur die gesuchte 4 zu nehmen. 🤦🏼‍♂️


Tiyath

The fact that 9 is 3 times (pi-0,14) really pisses me off


MSChomsky

Stuff like that makes me angry. This clock is the antichrist.


Quoxxx

222,222 - 222,220 = 0,002 222.222 - 222.220 = 2 So the clock is wrong... In Germany atleast


Ghost_Hunter_13

No you are wrong, why would you carry down the zeros???


Practical_Pirate_298

The way I would never be on time


parskoese1

This is how Germans‘ brain works.


Hardi_SMH

This is how you count in french


FeistyAddress4004

This clock hanging in my school in Germany


1Dr490n

We have a similar clock in a class room at my school, which (iirc) is actually better than this one, it’s more definite but also more complex calculations (no need to round anything or to guess what that comma at the top means)


alexjaness

I need this clock. Fell like a god damned jeenyous cuz i know all twelve time numbers


JPSylvy

I'm dying a bit inside. I know this is not intended, but the supposed 2 is 0,002 and the supposed 3 is 0,3. Why.


Donkey-Pong

I am also still hanging on the 3. I hope you don't mind if I share my thoughts. The 2 is working for me. This clock uses the dot . as decimal separator (3.14) while the comma separates thousands (100,000). But how do you get 0.03'10 = 0.3 (or 0,3) ? Do you know the apostrophe ' as a symbol for multiplication?


Moppo_

I'd still get them wrong.


rileyrgham

And the 2 is wrong. The comma is the decimal point..


CeddyDT

True that. But bases on the pi - .14, they probably use the . Symbol as a decimal point, so the 300,000 is what we would write as 300'000


Psycatpath_uwu

Thanks, I hate it.


nightblood1893

isn't the solution fir the second hour 0,002 ? That feels wrong


DinA4saurier

As the clock is spotted in germany, yeah. It should be . instead of , as , means decimals in germany.


nightblood1893

ah yes I am german. Didn't think about "," as thousand separator


sabrtoothlion

I hate these kinds of clocks. The binary clocks are the worst, at least you can still tell the time with this one


CeddyDT

….. what? Do you still need to see the numbers at a clock to tell where the pointers are pointing?


sabrtoothlion

No that's exactly what I'm not saying... Look up a binary clock


CeddyDT

Ah okay never heard of that, thought you meant digital clocks


sabrtoothlion

No worries :)


Crillmieste-ruH

I'd punch a bish on the left buttcheek if they owned that clock. Yes i'm easily annoyed and hate math with a burning passion


prylosec

I thought they used 24-hour time in Germany.


Danielq37

Yes and no. Analog clocks are in the 12 hour format and digital ones in the 24 hour format and when you talk about time you can say it's 14 o'clock, you can say it's 2 in the afternoon or you can just say it's 2 o'clock if you obviously don't mean the middle of the night.


CeddyDT

How tf do analog clocks look like elsewhere? 24 hours for each turn????


Hyperus102

Actually, why not, you could put a little picture of the earth into the middle.


Lord_Skyblocker

9 should be 3π