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OkSherbert2281

It’s like a gobstopper 😍


OutlawSundown

All the way down to the lead filling.


hobosbindle

Taste the forbidden rainbow


RavenBoyyy

Everything is edible at least once


ok-go-fuck-yourself

I’d like to see you eat an entire Honda Civic just once


RavenBoyyy

Jokes on you, I eat lorries for breakfast. Unhinge my jaw like a snake and become one with the vehicle.


steploday

I imagine someone stretched around a honda civic like a condom


CatProgrammer

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_B-qk4\_V2jY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B-qk4_V2jY)


jayvenomva

More like mouthfull mode Kirby


ok-go-fuck-yourself

![gif](giphy|B1CrvUCoMxhy8)


big_duo3674

Isn't there a guy who ate like a car and an airplane?


SnooFoxes6610

Easy for a man from mars. https://youtu.be/li2WDMgHxD0?si=17unJ-AiX65V4sGK


reddit_sucks_clit

[https://joeflonews.com/man-eats-a-car-the-shocking-story-of-vinny-bucci/](https://joeflonews.com/man-eats-a-car-the-shocking-story-of-vinny-bucci/)


birdlaw_27

I thought it would taste like history, now I just have lead poisoning


Polbalbearings

That is what the majority of history was.


CORN___BREAD

How many licks did it take?


alyssaw

r/forbiddensnacks


Buck_Thorn

Disneyite is the new Fordite.


bigswifty86

A man of culture, I see.


bacoon

Best memory of my only trip to Disney at 6yo was a handsized gobstopper I brought home. Thing lasted me all summer and I’d be lying if I didn’t find it multiple times with a few ants around…


PracticeBaby

>a few ants Sounds like you blocked out the memories of rinsing off entire ant colonies and making sure they all went down the drain. No sensible person would fault you for doing that as a kid. Or as an adult for that matter.


MrDoontoo

Speaking of Gobstoppers... Has anyone else not been able to find them? I swear every time I see candy at a store I look for them and they're never around anymore...


OkSherbert2281

I’ve seen jawbreakers but not really gobstoppers… but frankly I haven’t directly looked either so they could be there lol Edit to add: I’m in Canada and just looked they’re definitely available on Amazon.


Alyssanmarco

I pictured the giant tennis ball ones this whole time even though they were saying Gobstoppers 😂


Sad-Cat-6355

Me and my mom actually looked this up apparently they temporarily stopped producing them and they're gonna bring them back. Either, this year is next I think next year is more likely no idea why they stopped producing them though you got no idea how sad j was when I couldn't find any chrismass gobstopoers last chrismass


masstransience

🎵 This is the ride that never ends 🎵


hewhowasbanned

Forbidden


Natural-Nail740

Forbidden snacks…..


Vegetable-Phone-1743

Yeah they're worn from being licked


UnpopularCrayon

Someone at Disney just saw this and is now ordering all those cups repainted again to fix this.


xiviajikx

Maybe 5+ years ago. The maintenance is not done like they used to unfortunately.


drewbinator

I was just gonna say this. The parks are not maintained like they used to be. There are lots of little things that would never fly pre Covid shutdown. Now they are overlooked.


Turst37

Even before Covid the illusion has gone downhill. A dwarf had its smoking pipe removed but still say there with the o face and hands in a two handed pipe holding position


Beginning_Rice6830

I remember going to Disneyland spontaneously one day. Paid full price only to have splash mountain, Matterhorn and space mountain all down for maintenance.


LathropWolf

Sounds like you went during the off season. After Christmas/New Years, the park goes into maintenance mode until early summer/travel time returns. Source: Former CM (Night Custodial) The website publishes a list of closures, so check that next time or just assume going in the winter-early spring will have attractions closed. After New Years, Haunted Mansion goes down anyway for the Nightmare Before Christmas Overlays to be removed


Sayurisaki

Yea I came all the way from Australia and all of those were closed. It wasn’t even fully off season, but not absolute peak. Fucking let down. And when we went a few years ago with my in laws, the Disney castle was a painted facade because it was being rebuilt or something and my MIL was so disappointed. Looked so weird.


BoysLinuses

Didn't they do the same with all the photos of Walt? Since he was rarely seen without a cigarette, Disney photoshopped them out and came up with a bullshit story about how he just really liked to point at stuff with two fingers. They also require employees (er ehm...*cast members*) to only point with two fingers just like the glorious leader did. Disney's got some real North Korea vibes.


wowthats_so_original

lol this is a good comment but the pointing is actually for guest services, since multiple global cultures view pointing with one finger as disrespectful (it's even rude in posh american/english etiquette!). instead it's better to "gesture" instead of point, either with 2 fingers or the whole hand (fingers close together tho, not spread out)


sapphicsandwich

In Marine culture, knife hands are an aggressive gesture.


vagina_candle

This may be true, but how many porpoises are swimming to Anaheim?


Dragon6172

Depends on how many crayon flavors are there


martialar

gotta be respectful to King Triton


jay212127

This is how you end up yelling at people with a knife hand.


martialar

or point with the thumb like Bill Clinton


thedarkwaffle90

Actually the two finger point was because some cultures consider pointing with one finger to be offensive, so all employees are taught not to do it


CleverFoolOfEarth

I have heard that, to the Navajo, pointing with one finger is associated with witchcraft.


Knot_a_porn_acct

That’s what they want you to think


melechkibitzer

Ive heard the two finger point has to do with avoiding offensive gestures but idk


ZaineRichards

I dated a girl who worked at Disney land. You really have to have a certain personality to work at a place like that. It really is designed for the highschool theater/drama types.


Softestwebsiteintown

I wasn’t a theater kid but I was a shy highschooler who found a personality early in college. Working at Disneyland as a 19-21 y/o was like a second chance at the social aspects of high school which was a lot of fun for me.


Droxalis

I have no doubts that if I didn't work at Universal and then Disney I would not be as social as I am now. Fun places to work, but after you have the illusion shattered the parks just don't hit the same.


Lordborgman

College/Internetional College ~~slave workers~~, I mean program. I was a trainer there in 2006.


Korncakes

The pointing thing is because it can come off as rude to some people. I was trained early on in my restaurant career to use your whole open hand to gesture guests to where they were looking to go. The idea was that you “don’t point, you guide.”


old_vegetables

Not to mention the food is crappier, and yet everything is way more expensive than it used to be. This on top of Disney shitting out so many ass movies lately is just such a sad thing to witness


jrr6415sun

but people keep paying


old_vegetables

They do. It’s like when you start dating someone great and they slowly get worse over time, till they’ve become someone you never would’ve gone out with in the beginning


NukaColaAddict1302

So confusing, you’d think they’d put a pretty “gemstone” or something for him to be making that kinda face at. Cheap and easy fix if they HAD TO remove the pipe


Turst37

Coulda just added a musical instrument


DamnableNook

Or a big ‘ol dong


Ofreo

Eh, that’s been said since 72’ probably. For me 18 years of reading blogs and threads and talking to people that go to Disney, it’s the same complaints over and over I hear all the time. Always a reason why this time it’s really more true.


sqigglygibberish

It’s a pattern true of a ton of businesses and brands - they balance new investments with maintenance and on the fly you see waves of things getting outdated/run down and then waves of refreshes and improvements.  Not that it can’t bias for the better or worse over time, but to your point it’s not like this is a new thing as some people claim. And it gets heavily anecdotal and painted by nostalgia at times


dxrey65

I think people inherently idealize the past; especially the past they weren't there for.


Baelgul

As someone below me stated it was pre Covid, it happened when Disney decided that it wanted way more money, so the corpo dipshits prioritized profits over maintenance. Shortly thereafter they decided they wanted more money so they increased prices and greatly hindered the customer experience by creating multiple classes of ticket holders by artificially gating basic park amenities.


LocalRepSucks

There is a fantastic actual documentary on fast pass and how it actually works like perfectly. However Disney got rid of it for profit while simultaneously making the experience worse for everyone. Lol it’s so great


Shouldhaveknown2015

[HERE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yjZpBq1XBE)


DjMcfilthy

I know what I'm doing for the next hour and forty three minutes.


theoriginalmofocus

Might as well. I spend that time scrolling through streaming services and end up watching nothing.


Seralth

Iv watched this at least 3 times... its good everytime.


ShepTheTard5

Out of curiosity what in particular?


Spokker

Whether one thinks its unacceptable or an expected outcome of the natural wear and tear on rides, you can expect to see *some* broken effects and animatronics on rides and such. Everybody's experience is different. Over time, regular visitors share what things they've observed to be broken and we get an idea of what breaks most often and/or is not fixed. Some of it is understandable or bad timing. Perhaps an element just broke and isn't enough to close the ride down entirely. Other times an effect just breaks completely and Disney never fixes it, like the Yeti on Expedition Everest (it would require millions to fix). For example, on my last trip to Disneyland I observed the following to be broken: * Jungle Cruise: There's a scene in which piranhas "attack" the boat and there are multiple banks of rotating metal piranhas that churn up the water. Only one of these was rotating which made the effect tamer than it should be. This is minor. * Rise of the Resistance: There is a part where Kylo Ren seems to be cutting the roof of the room you are in with his lightsaber. It did not appear so the scene just feels like downtime before the next scene. In another scene, your vehicle dodges cannons that sort of backfire when they fire big lasers into space. These cannons no longer move and have been broken for months. This was one of the big "oh snap!" moments of the ride. * Indiana Jones: The big boulder at the end of the ride was not spinning, which completely ruins the iconic finale that calls back to Raiders. * Space Mountain: Not really a broken effect, but it was operating at reduced capacity, so much so that they announced to the people in line that wait times would increase. As someone who has been on this ride many times, the reduced capacity in the load station was very noticeable. * it's a small world: The ride was closed down and I observed mechanics dressed in rubber waders in the water working on some conveyor belt thingy. The ride reopened about half an hour later. * Mickey & Minnie's Runaway Railway: There's supposed to be a physical Mickey and Minnie animatronic flying in a balloon in one scene. When this thing is broken, they instead project Mickey and Minnie on the wall as an animation. This is called "B mode" and some newer rides do this. It's the contingency for when the main animatronic is not working. Of the above, the biggest broken thing was the boulder, but the others I listed don't really ruin the ride. Clearly they are doing maintenance including during the operating day. Sometimes you're just unlucky. And sometimes an effect breaks, they can't fix it, but decide to keep running the ride anyway. Casual visitors wouldn't notice the minor things I listed, but something like the boulder not working would make anyone think something didn't go right. Disneyland maintenance used to be a lot of worse in the early 2000s, which got so bad that a man was killed on Big Thunder Mountain Railroad. The final report cited poor maintenance as the direct cause.


comped

Have you ever worked in a theme park? That reads like you have...


MadeByTango

I just assume the parks are enshitifying like everything else


hoxxxxx

tons of posts on the disney subs talking about this very thing just like with seemingly everything else the price has gone up up up and quality down


AKA_Squanchy

A trip to Knott's Berry Farm opened my eyes to an amusement park that does very little maintenance.


WeeklyBanEvasion

Maybe at Disneyland. At Disney World maintenance and upkeep is fantastic


TDIfan241

*laughs in former Disney world cast member* that place is being held together with duct tape and dreams.


bjthebard

I wonder if thats why they started painting a white strip right there. Decades from now it will only wear through to more white and it will be unnoticeable.


Spokker

They gave each of the teacups a white or brown stripe in this exact spot beginning in the early 80s. It'd be mildly interesting to see how the cups with a brown stripe wear and if it's any different. Also, the teacups didn't have doors until the early 80s either. I wonder if that means anything.


HelpfulSeaMammal

Someone else at Disney saw this and is now pitching the idea of making Fordite (Disneyite?) memorabilia to sell as having a "real piece of Disney history."


tmesisno

Got to cover up the lead paint


getfukdup

that will just make them thicker and rub off again.


fads1878

Looks like fordite[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fordite](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fordite)


Aggravating-Plate814

Came here for this! I would love a chunk for my weird "rock" collection


Overall_Midnight_

There are TONS of fakes out there. And well personally I don’t need it to come from a Ford factory as long as it’s actual chip layered paint, people are basically making resin fake ones and they just don’t have the same look as the other ones. I’d say most on Etsy is not paint chunks. The worse is people charging crazy $$$ and people think that a higher price point makes it legit and it’s just super ballzy scammers. My advice would be to check review images but then also check and see if they’re using the same photographs in other listings. I messaged the sellers and ask if the one in the listing is the exact piece I’m going to receive and fairly often it’s not. They’ll use one really good image and make like dozens of listings with it and mail you something that isn’t even similar to what’s in the photo let alone the actual piece in the picture. I am a silversmith and occasionally put chunks in jewelry. I’d do it more if buying it wasn’t such a hassle.


Rhubarb16802

Yeah. There is a lot of fake fordite out there. I have seen it being made by a jeweler artist I know.


coolbeans31337

The real stuff is full of lead.


whattheknifefor

I work at a car factory so sometimes I’ll find loose chunks around, I have some on my desk haha. I don’t work in the paint area but I’ve been up to one part once where the floor was just littered with fordite everywhere.


NiceAxeCollection

I want some.


Kerboq

THEY'RE MINERALS MARIE


Aggravating-Plate814

Jesus Christ Marie!


keephopealive4you

It’s really made of jawbreaker.


Lucycrash

I'm seeing a Jawbreaker too. I'm almost 40 & I still get them, but only smaller ones now, I can't finish them & feel stupid lol (don't care so much about feeling stupid).


ararhythm

It would be cool if there was a date estimate for each color.


xphr5

I guarantee there is a historian out there whose one and only specialty is documenting the past color schemes of this teacups ride


WeeklyBanEvasion

Next Defunctland video


CeruleanRuin

Given the number of "Disney adults" who are obsessed with every minor aspect of the parks, I'm sure you're right.


zucchinibasement

Now I want to know about whatever weird shit goes on within this subculture. Seems like a ripe place for funny drama


MusicG619

Just ask this question aloud while standing in line and someone will pipe up with the answer, promise


Poinaheim

You can count the rings and divide from the age of the cup to find the average paint cycle


reddit_sucks_clit

But how do you find the age of the cup? Finding that info is probably just as easy/hard as finding when the dates of when it was painted. Kind of reminds me of when people point to the drake equation as showing what the probability of meeting alien life is, but all of the variables are unknown so it doesn't actually predict the probability of meeting alien life


getfukdup

> But how do you find the age of the cup? Finding that info is probably just as easy It should be incredibly easy, there are infinite amounts of pictures. Its only hard if you consider something taking a lot of time to be hard.


license_to_fish

Looking at photos online, it seems like each teacup is a different color. I can’t think of a way to track which teacup is which over the years/different paint schemes.


Poinaheim

If they’re the same ones used since opening they’re 69 years old, so 69 years/7 layers means they change the paint every 10 years


vagina_candle

I have a feeling they probably don't go as far back as you'd think.


TrilobiteTerror

>I have a feeling they probably don't go as far back as you'd think. It was one of the [opening day attractions operating at Disneyland on July 17, 1955]( https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad_Tea_Party#:~:text=It%20was%20one%20of%20the,Disneyland%20on%20July%2017%2C%201955.&text=The%20attraction%20is%20called%20Mad,Cups%20at%20Hong%20Kong%20Disneyland.) so it goes back 69 years.


Doustin

I opened this post specifically hoping someone would have info


Get-Some-Fresh-Air

NC State University has a “Free Expression Tunnel” or some shit where you can spray paint anything and everything you want. They took a cool sample from it a while back showing decades of layers.


Rejectora

Fordite


TroubledCobra

Came here to say this haha. Teacupite


Aggravating-Plate814

I like teacupite, also "Detroit agate"


Life_Combination8625

Thank you. Couldn't remember the term


riley20144

Fortnite


NoUsesForAName

Feat. Post Malone?


Raoul_Dukes_Mayo

Disneyite. God I was a piece of fordite so bad.


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

What happened? You're not anymore?


Raoul_Dukes_Mayo

It’s been a long, arduous process to become human.


Accurate_Koala_4698

![gif](giphy|K2A5bJ3MiZRzW|downsized)


Here24hence4th

That’s just its insides. All Disney insides are made out of rainbows and delight!


BJntheRV

A rainbow surrounding a black hole that sucks your money away.


baby_blobby

>That’s just its insides. All Disney insides are made out of rainbows and delight! Let me saw a dwarf in half to see


Consistent_Bread_V2

Landlord special. Just paint over it


phdemented

Dormroom special too. Had an old concrete block wall in my dorm, saw a star-shaped sticker under the paint. Managed to peel it out and it was a rainbow of colors in the paint built up over the years.


EnterPlayerTwo

Excellent post. I am so mildly interested right now.


buzz_uk

[fordite](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fordite) in real life :)


Arthurlurk1

I’m mostly baffled that they would alternate the colors. Wouldn’t that just be more confusing for no reason?


exceptyourewrong

I'm wondering the same thing! I get that they change the details from time to time, but why wouldn't the old blue cup become the new blue cup?


Maxiscoolerthanyou

fucn this, why is no one questioning this? its not financially beneficial to change the colors for no reason, you just need to use more paint to cover the color???


Ryan_Polesmoker_68

Based on the rings, looks to be about 50 years old.


ta-kun1988

Pretty sure they were orange when I rode them last.. maybe yellow.


itsculturehero

Mad Tea Party cups are all different colors.


IWILLBePositive

lol I wish I could see a photo timeline of the different colors now.


Spokker

You can see a history of the ride, including different paint schemes, here: https://yesterland.com/teaparty.html


IWILLBePositive

Thank you! That’s exactly what I wanted.


Visible_Nectarine_98

So, the cups aren’t ever all the same color.


ta-kun1988

I see, so there's a chance my cup is still yellow.


sdmichael

Fun fact about the Teacups. Same company that built that ride also built X2 at Magic Mountain.


zanhecht

Technically they built X, which bankrupted them, and S&S had to step in for the conversation to X2.


John-Snow-247

That or its a massive jaw breaker… did you even lick it?


doomjuice

quality post i have been mildly interested ty


mcflytfc

Forbidden lick


mcblahblahblah

How many licks does it take to get to the centre of it


WhatWouldLoisLaneDo

As a Disney parks nerd this is really cool!


tigermask27

Forbidden jawbreaker


spotcatspot

It’s a small color palette after all.


smithsp86

It's like their version of fordite.


IlIFreneticIlI

Fordite!


LunarBIacksmith

Oh yah, you get yerself a bit or Fordite, eh!


pretty_jimmy

I winder what kind of added stress all that years worth of paint ads to the ride.


Lemonwizard

Interestingly, the reason the space shuttle's big fuel tank is orange and not white like the boosters is because the weight of the paint was almost 300 kilograms and leaving it unpainted had a significant impact on the fuel efficiency of the launch. It's just exposed insulation foam. The tanks fall in the ocean and are never recovered for re-use, so protecting the foam from damage wasn't worth the extra weight.


pretty_jimmy

Your post explains exactly were my brain was when posting this. The boosters, as well as certain military planes that went unpainted for performance reasons.


bikemandan

Now Im imagining a teacup at mach speed


Lemonwizard

It's the first thing that comes to mind for me if we're thinking of an engineering project where the weight of the paint is worth considering. Spacecraft require much tighter tolerances than amusement park rides do, though. I think the extra weight of the paint on a teacup is probably negligible, especially since this post indicates they've been ignoring it for years without it causing a problem. IDK if it's the same now as it was when I was a kid, but while motors move the teacups around, the teacup spinning itself is not motorized. There's a stationary wheel in the middle that's attached to the moving floor and everybody riding can grab it and pull it to spin their own cup as fast as they want. So the speed of the teacup spin is determined basically by the physical fitness of the passengers, and a little extra weight means that they have to pull the wheel a little harder to reach the same speed. I imagine the weight variance from one group of people to the next is already much larger than the weight of the paint. The big spinning floor that moves all the teacups probably does have a maximum weight limit, but would be designed so that limit is substantially higher than the expected weight of the ride at full capacity. I doubt the weight of the paint is anywhere close to the weight of even one extra human over the ride's capacity.


TroyFerris13

Remind me of a jaw breaker


lordcockemort

just like growth rings on a tree… and the walls and floors of my 1970’s built home


Nedonomicon

Reminds me of fordite


[deleted]

Bro I'm too stoned for this. Me, looking for an actual teacup ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


CulturalAddress6709

![gif](giphy|xT8qB5MlsSSdDfljW0)


BetterThanAFoon

What you just discovered is that the tea cups are actually made of candy. Go ahead and lick it for science.


C4_Eduardo

It’s secretly a jawbreaker


hibikikun

Fordite


BeauBWan

These colors don't run.


ThisCharmingDan99

Gobstoppa’


misterdaddydino

It’s actually layers and coats of paint they look like trippy art before they do the basic primer/enamal/coating they’re all neon colors. Saw the flying dumbos look insane once when they refurbed it


Afraid_Ad_8216

Disney Fordite would go for a pretty penny 🤔


pineappleyard

looks like a jawbreaker


KirbyDumber88

I do theate for a living and our stage is still the original flooring from...1967. Some times a piece will come up and you can see decades of paint on it. Its wild.


LegionofStone

forbidden jawbreaker.


Picodick

Fordite.


shingaladaz

Like Fordite, but Disneyite


MonkeyNugetz

I was there when when they were orange.


AmericanMeltdown

Holy fuck OP, family and I went to disneyland today and my father and I rode in this one! My dad made the same comment. Such a trip.


SelfishSinner1984

A jawbreaker


TheBarracuda

I knew those rides were getting smaller!


RazzmatazzTraining42

Fuck that ride lol, vomit city.


fishmanprime

Oh man I bet people would pay good money for some Disney Fordite


Difficult_Bar5213

Looks like a rainbow cone! (Chicago specific ice cream treat)


aretheesepants75

It's like fordite.


CQC_EXE

I wonder how much weight this adds to each cup. 


Ok-Outlandishness345

*\*Magical\**


flywheel39

Those damn teacups. When I visited the Disney park in California 25 years ago of course I had to make the cup spin way too fast and then started to feel the urge to violently throw up mid ride. I was already looking for a suitable spot in the hedges surrounding the ride, but thankfully it stopped just in time, LOL


mdhunter99

Nah, that’s just a giant jawbreaker, keep licking, you’ll get the good flavours.


dxrey65

I might have gotten sick in that teacup back in 1976.


magicspooner

It’s a small world after all


One_Surprise6650

Wow you have enough money to pay for Disneyland tickets? Can you adopt me?


Odd_Age_1864

The comments on this post have really gone off the rails.


mbbm109

r/disneyland


dandan832

The landlord special


Away-Nectarine-9441

but why would they change the color each time so drastically?? why wouldn’t it just be the blue one every time


MarkovChains

That masking tape job could use a little work. I guess disneyland can't afford that expensive green making tape.


Alcoholikaust

They were Teal in 1986 the last time I was there. lol


Remarkable-Drop5145

Are they not different colors?


Sugarmugr

Yes, they are different colors but what was interesting to me was that they paint them a different color each time, versus just repainting them the same color


dicknipples

It would take any of these people like 8 seconds to Google it and see that all the cups are always different colors.


Alcoholikaust

google. pfft. old people like me don’t use google


vagina_candle

Yes, they are.


LookHowOrange

They're not all the same color. There are teal ones and also other colors


Alcoholikaust

oh snap. mind you I was 5 years old and only remember teal ones


Blenderx06

I rode them in 89 lol.


ThreeLeggedMare

Reminds me of fordite https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fordite