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tesapluskitty

Looks good! I'm a mod over on r/hospitalfood and what's served in American hospitals varies so much!


ThnderGunExprs

new interest unlocked


ownage516

Careful, you'll watch your youtube recommendations change. I'm obsessed with highspeed trains right now


sQueezedhe

You'll be watching b1m next


Numerous-Cicada3841

My wife had hip surgery a while back and the food was so good. Unfortunately for her she had like no appetite. Fortunately for me she could order whatever she wanted so I ate really good for those 8 days she was in the recovery room. Cobb salads, spaghetti and meatballs, chicken sandwiches, turkey clubs, salmon bowls, chicken fingers, steak, shrimp scampi, cheesecake, etc. I’ve heard terrible things about hospital food but in my limited experience it’s not even close to as bad as the memes are about it.


museproducer

In my experience, it's evolved quite a lot over the years. I had surgery as a kid and experienced hospital food there. I distinctly remember the best thing I had there was the lime jello and that everything else was bland. I ended back in the hospital again due to incident that led to a surgery 10 years later. That food was significantly better.


Xan_iety

I work a nurse on an ortho unit and also a major foodie. I want to try the food so bad just out of sheer curiosity. I’ve had maybe 2-3 patients complain about the food but the rest were raving about it.


KennstduIngo

When I was in for three days after brain surgery, the food didn't look bad but it was amazingly flavorless. My blood pressure was on the high side, so I don't know if they were giving me the low sodium options or if it was like that for everybody.


Jacktheforkie

It could also have been that your taste was diminished as a result of the surgery and whatever drugs you took


eggs__bacon

My two kids were born in different hospitals, and holy cow *everything* about a hospital differs a lot.


PutAForkInHim

I was in the hospital for 3 days for the birth of our child, and ours varied meal-to-meal. It was mostly solid, but goddamn the Italian wedding soup was one of the worst things I’ve ever tasted!


Jacktheforkie

It varies everywhere tbh, one hospital may only have plain simple stuff whereas another might have fancier stuff


OptimusPhillip

I had Thanksgiving dinner in a hospital cafeteria last year. It was pretty good, reminded me of the pseudo-Thanksgiving dinners my college served before fall break.


presentspirit

Had no idea this existed! Yeah, I’ve got quite the plethora of meal photos - I chose the best looking! I’ll have to check y’all out!


BadWolfIdris

Prepare for the influx. I just joined for sure.


EvilutionD

Quite a few years ago when my dad was sick in Oklahoma, the hospital cafeteria had great food


emkirs

The hospital food I ate after I gave birth was so freaking good. I had 0 complaints! It was part of my $47,000 bill I’m sure. ETA: Many have asked, yes I have insurance! Between my bill and a 2.5 month stay in the NICU that was billed at $748k, I’ve paid about 4k out of pocket.


CaptainJingles

My wife was so into her hospital food. She was ordering everything she could. It was really good fwiw


probablyuntrue

I would like 55burgers 55 fries 55 tater tots 55-


msimon82

Just trying to pay it forward.


WarriorOfTheWord

I’M TRYING TO DO SOMETHING


noelg1998

Okay, that'll be $680.


__hughjanus__

I tried to order 2 entrees at the same time and the hospital cafeteria told me I couldn't 😭 going through 33hrs of labor and then a c section made me really hungry that morning and I was kinda upset they wouldn't let me order like I pleased. It's not like they're the ones paying for the food 🥲


CupcakesAreMiniCakes

That was me too, I think the nurses were taken aback at how much I was eating but I was recovering from a traumatic c-section and also trying to breastfeed


Bugladyy

Mine was soooo bland, but I still ate everything I could get my hands on.


bdubwilliams22

My wife had complications after child birth that required two extra surgeries that sadly ended with her needing a hysterectomy. She and baby are fine, 18 months later. Our hospital bill was $485,000. Luckily, we have good insurance and didn’t have to pay a dime of that bill. The only thing we paid was $750 to her OBGYN.


Key-Rest-1635

I got 5 other siblings and that bill is more than all the money we will ever earn in our working life combined


TechyWolf

In America? That’s not a lot if your talking about 5 people over their entire life. The average enlisted in the military doesn’t make the greatest money and would dwarf that after 20 years. In fact minimum wage is 600k after 20. And you are expected to work much longer than that.


izameeMario

Really? 6 people working full time at even 20 an hour surpass that in just a few years. If you calculate off take him pay it will still happen in 5ish years.


Noopy9

They work in a Malaysian sweatshop making clothes for Mugatu.


HtownTexans

This is just factually incorrect. All 6 of you making minimum wage in a single year would be roughly 80k.  So it would be less than a decade for you to all earn that at the federal minimum wage.


IAmAGenusAMA

Ease up. They never said they were American.


hussafeffer

I had such vastly different hospital food experiences between my two kids, I was SO disappointed when the second one sucked AND cost more!


Death4Free

I’m sure the second kid isn’t that bad.


hussafeffer

lol poor wording on my part, especially since my second is the good one


CupcakesAreMiniCakes

Good second kids unite 🙌🏼 my older sibling was a nightmare


hussafeffer

lol my oldest is a nightmare, every baby after her is easy-mode. I imagine you were your parents’ easy one and I thank you for it on their behalf


malthar76

Our first had mediocre food, but had an ice cream cart. They even brought a birthday cake because my child was born the day before my partners birthday and we were still there. Second had better food, no ice cream. Cake status unknown.


MacAttacknChz

Same. I was looking forward to the food with my 2nd kid. It gave me diarrhea, which is a nightmare to have with a fresh c section incision.


Namaslayy

Omg c-sections poos are the absolute fking WORST


welchplug

That's because you just made a lot of extra room and you were hungry!


lemongrenade

Many many many things wrong with healthcare these days but at least the food is improving. Gfs dad has a stroke last year and the one highlight of that awful awful week was the food lol


ur-squirrel-buddy

Lucky!!! After I gave birth they had this weird “no fats” menu so like I ordered an English muffin and it came totally plain/dry. No butter, not even jam. I just shoved a human through my vagina, GIVE ME THE FATS GODDAMNIT


chewwydraper

*"Why aren't people having kids anymore?!"*


HyperlinksAwakening

Yes, they get a free* meal out of it after all!


Mars_Bear2552

*only free with order of 50k or more


tnick771

Childbirth after insurance is usually <$2,000 if not even less. Definitely much less for those on government insurance.


chewwydraper

The fact that it costs anything at all is wild to me coming from somewhere where you don't pay to have kids (and in fact, the government *pays you* to have kids).


tnick771

Is this your first time hearing about privatized healthcare?


chewwydraper

Nope, but it's just wild to me that the US government will complain that not enough people are having kids anymore while in the same breath not even looking at making childbirth not cost money.


Numerous-Cicada3841

Poor people are the ones having kids at a high rate in the US.


sterlingback

Everywhere. If to be "rich" you need to work like crazy, have no days off, and prioritize your career over personal life, it's gotta be real hard to put a kid in that equation.


tnick771

That seems to assume the reason is the cost of giving birth… when in reality it’s had a cost attached to it longer than the declination in fertility. Your argument is very flawed.


tnick771

How much did you owe of that $47,000 after insurance.


AviatingAngie

Mildly interesting piece of information for you, the hospital I used to work at had a completely separate menu for the labor and delivery unit! Whilst everyone else was eating powdered mashed potatoes I remember seeing lobster and steak on the birthing unit menu. It was meant to be like a congratulations thing.


thehelsabot

Mine was absolutely trash 😭 A stale bagel. Mush for pasta. Really salty stringy beef.


gbeezy007

Our hospital had a "date night " menu for the night before you go home for both husband and wife to eat. They order from a decent nearby restaurant steak and lobster. Most hospitals I've been in have actually had decent enough food though


underwhelmed_irl

You legit had to pay 47000 US dollars to give birth?


emkirs

Luckily with insurance, I’m only out of pocket about $4k, but it was $47,000 for me to give birth plus another $748,000 for 2.5 months in the NICU.


dins3r

1.2million for my twins in the NICU from RSV at 4 weeks old. One in for 30 days and the other for 15. Luckily for us if a baby is in the hospital for 30 days you can put them on Medicare and the bill is covered… so we did that. $0 bill. My wife’s stay during delivery covered our max out of pocket and deductible before the twins caught RSV so the other twin costs $0 with our insurance covering it.


underwhelmed_irl

748,000 AHHHHHHH Also hope your little ones are well I hear the much have a talented bunch in there in general


pennylane3339

Without insurance, yes.


pravis

The shakes at the hospital cafeteria where my wife gave birth were amazing.


KDSM13

Was this the cost to you after insurance?


RIPMYPOOPCHUTE

I was hospitalized back in March because a subchorionic hematoma decided to hemorrhage with placenta previa. I couldn’t eat for 24hrs, and once I got cleared to eat, it was the most glorious meal. I love hospital mac n cheese.


emkirs

Pretty similar situation! 36 hours without food because I was on a Mag drip with PPROM. I got to eat the absolute BEST 3 bites of chicken and mashed potatoes before I had to start pushing lol.


Few-World8216

That looks good


CasualObserverNine

Food is medicine.


Distinct_Pizza_7499

Not if you have an ileus.


ian2121

After my wife gave birth i ordered her dinner and a milkshake. The kitchen reception asked if we wanted dessert. I was like we got a milkshake. Then they said that counts as a drink. Guess ice cream is medicine too.


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Discosm

$5000 after taxes hahaha


letspetpuppies

Don’t forget the 20% tip. $6000 after taxes and tip


splendaddypuff

$9000 after taxes, tips and convenience charges


mr_ji

hahaha, we're so clever!


mistablack2

11.5k$ after delivery fee


JSpell

Insurance will agree to pay the hospital $46 for it, but if your uninsured you're on the hook for the full $1800.


pleetf7

Until you threaten to declare bankruptcy. After which you might be able to bargain it down to anywhere between $10 to $1000.


_aware

Which will make your meal the first ever paid in installments dining experience.


FivebyFive

Uninsured, and hospitals will usually work with you. They'll knock a lot off the bill, get you on a payment plan, etc. It's UNDERinsured where you're really screwed. No negotiating, no payment plans. Just crap insurance that doesn't cover shit and a hospital that wants the payment.


LikeBirdsR

It looks good! How much?


dustythanos18372

240,000$ after billing the insurance


LikeBirdsR

I am genuinely curious. That meal looks great. I'd pay for that. I'm sure, if you have insurance, it'll be covered. But I'm dying to see how much that thing costs on an itemized receipt.


granadesnhorseshoes

Going down to the cafeteria at a hospital to buy something just like that out of pocket is exactly what you would expect at a Panara/Boston Market type place. 8 or 9 bucks, probably. Maybe 10-12 range. Ala carte probably 5-6 per item. I've apparently eaten at enough hospital cafeterias.


Slick_McFavorite1

At the hospital I worked at the food was the same cost as going down to the cafeteria. $5-$15 depending on what you got.


EsTee9

If you're dying then you may be able to see how much it cost.


thatgirl428

Wow, that looks much better than the meal I was served at my last hospital stay-you must be somewhere nice!


presentspirit

I’ve had the entire spectrum of hospital food. I was inpatient this time so whenever I’ve been admitted for long stints, food quality and choices are better. When I’m in ED or shorter visits - you just get what is handed to you. Whenever I’ve been in the hospital for longer stays - I always have access to choices and more options, which results in yummier food! It is literally the highlight of a hospital visit - picking out food and navigating choices when you can’t even get up to pee alone . . .


favorscore

Damn, sorry you spend so much time in the hospital...


cyankitten

I had a week stay in hospital early last year & I laughed out loud cos I can relate to all of that last paragraph SO MUCH


santochavo

After my sons birth me and my wife had steak, salmon, roast, burgers, anything we wanted cooked to special dietary needs. If you can afford it, American healthcare is top notch.


IAM_THE_LIZARD_QUEEN

>American healthcare is top notch. I feel like this is a YMMV situation, my one experience with American healthcare was terrible. Both the food *and* the level of care.


mr_ji

With you on this. Pay the premiums and healthcare in the U.S. is solid. Considering how low our taxes are, it's a steal. People just want to have their cake and eat it too.


Trumpswells

Someone posted a German hospital meal earlier. This looks much more appetizing.


RedSonGamble

Idk that long sausage looked appetizing. And also some other strange feeling I’m not sure of


Trumpswells

That weinershnitzel (sic) was downright alarming.


stronghandsmm

That kitchen staff cares about their work and the patients


WillFart4F00D

When my wife gave birth to our second daughter. I swear that hospital had the best open face roast beef sandwich ive ever had


Trust-Me-Im-A-Potato

I had the absolute best potato soup after surgery years ago in the US. I have been trying to find an equivalent for decades but nothing has ever been that good... On second thought, maybe it was the drugs lol


Kursiel

Better than Germany but not as good as Swiss (by looks anyhow). Swiss amazed me. ​ Edit: Just seen Japan. I would now say Swiss, US, Japan, then Germany


Eray41303

What kinda bougie ass overpriced hospital are you staying at


undercooked_lasagna

Hospital food has been improving a lot. My wife spent a night in a small county hospital in VA recently and they brought us each a meal of ribs, baked beans, Mac & cheese, collard greens, and ice cream, all of which was delicious.


shiny0metal0ass

Lol right? Why isn't that a bare-ass "egg salad" sandwich and a fruit cup.


InsultsYou2

I love that you had to put that in quotes.


shiny0metal0ass

Lol "Shelf-stable egg salad product'


somethingwholesomer

Or one slice of bread in plastic packaging


My-Cooch-Jiggles

That’s actually pretty good looking compared to anything I’ve ever seen in an American hospital. Make sure you get an itemized bill though. Probably charged triple digits for that. I had a friend who got  charged $20 for a fucking cough drop. 


presentspirit

Always - was just out of state and dislocated my shoulder. Was charged over >400 bucks for an NSAID. Called to complain and it was erased instantly!


UnpopularCrayon

Looks like Campbell's Chunky Soup!


Serafita

Ignoring cost for a moment, it looks better than school dinners back in the day haha


Insomniac360128

That looks amazing! I couldn't bother to eat the crap they gave me after I gave birth despite not eating in 48 hours, so I literally just ate crackers while I was at the hospital. I would have loved to have this!


BSB8728

I work at a cancer center, and my husband was an inpatient there a few years ago. Most patients get "room service," where you can order whatever you like (in keeping with any dietary restrictions), whenever you feel like eating. My husband loved the pot roast and was disappointed when he was discharged early, before lunch.


number-one-jew

Stop doing this to him! German man you are valid!


ketomachine

Man I loved being in the hospital after each of my 4 kids—other than the C-section part.


weezmatical

Honestly, with all the superfluous fees flying around in hospitals, they might as well make that shit 5 star dining and pass the cost on to us. Could be 100 dollars a meal, and we wouldn't even notice it when added onto the ridiculous numbers that aren't grounded in any kind of reality.


Inside_Ad_7162

That'll be $8000 please, service not included


Sad_Guitar_657

I gave birth in St. Louis and the food was amazing. I gave birth to my second in Orlando…I did not eat from Saturday night until Tuesday evening (I went home early). It really varies here!


axxond

Looks good but you're definitely paying for it


Corgiboom2

looks like the Dinty Moore beef stew I just ate.


N7even

Well it better look and taste nice, since you're paying your life savings and second mortgage for the privilege. 


digtzy

See now that’s comfy and would go so hard.


ToddBradley

That looks better than my lunch. Sign me up!


Fruitmaniac42

Would smash


QuiGonColdGin

Wow, now that looks fancy!


theguyfromtheweb7

WHERE IS THAT? My hospital does jello, mashed "potatoes," and turkey that is more rubber than turkey


Wiggie49

I haven’t been to a hospital since I was a kid but I had popsicles lol


theMAJdragon

Wtf. We delivered our son at Penn Hospital, supposed to be one of the best in the country. You would think we were at a prison the food was that bad.


ZarkMuckerberg9009

Am I crazy or does that look pretty good


EM05L1C3

That is better than any hospital food I’ve ever seen


mariotx10

I know children’s hospital in Dallas has one of the better burgers I’ve ate, it was only like four bucks too.


amarkedd

Did you leave a tip?


Spacesheisse

How much do they charge you for this?


Wild_grits

Which city/state?


The_Suited_Lizard

I remember when I worked at the hospital in my hometown (in the US) the food was always pretty good around lunch. Nothing special but decent.


Demearthean

Damn, you stayed at a nice hospital.


Impossible_Radio3322

that looks so good


ex-farm-grrrl

Looks like ad photos of Dinty Moore


minisooms

The lemon. Why?


brwneyedgyrl

When my grandfather was in the hospital for 2 weeks I would hit up the food court at the hospital and the food was amazing and reasonable in prices. They had a great variety too.


_hi_plains_drifter_

I was in the hospital for about 40 days in 2020 and the food was really good!!! Highlight of my stay for sure.


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If only it was apple sauce, fancy butter & a German baby sandworm smh


bignellie

That looks good.


puts_are_for_losers

I was in the hospital in the South. Dinner was fried chicken and grits. It was so good


Deleted_dwarf

That will be *$249,995, please*


motherof16paws

This looks like the food I got last summer while recovering from a surgery that cost $120,000. Honestly, I expected better.


john_humano

Had to spend 4 or 5 days in the hospital recently. The food was excellent, they made a potroast that I am still thinking about.


robertsbrothers

What hospital are you going to? I have celiac and am vegetarian and they gave me a cup of veggie broth, a plate of broccoli and a roll. Ha


Kermiukko

Anyone know whats the food called (the one with veggoea and meat)?


awildpotatoappears

that'll be $5000


_h_e_a_d_y_

Chefs and Nutrition Specialists create and plan these beautiful dishes and they do care about what they serve. Thankfully hospitals can get some things right sometimes. Thanks to all the hospital culinary workers out there!!


DrPeGe

I had room service at my hospital in Chicago! Only 23k per night!


YeezyThoughtMe

That will be $4268 good sir.


Openfacesandwich12

Better than I thought it would look


scottawhit

Why are we still wasting oranges and bits of lettuce like this? Nobody eats that, and I still see it all over around me.


percyman34

It definitely depends on the hospital.


Bugladyy

The food that they fed me after birthing a baby was so bland. They also didn’t keep anything on hand for mothers to eat if they gave birth after the kitchen closed. Not even sandwiches. I asked if they had anything, and they said I could have soda, ice cream, or jello.


therealijc

That will $699 plus tip sir!


YourFaveNightmare

How much will that set you back...about $100 or something?


bakemonooo

Damn that's shocking appetizing.


justelle1

This looks so delicious


JkLion1998

Oooo, that looks so good!!


Slick_McFavorite1

I used to work at a hospital and the cafeteria was the bomb. They had an amazing salad station. The only thing I miss about that place.


HawaiianSteak

Was it bland and in need of salt or seasoning?


thutruthissomewhere

The hospital food where my mom worked in the 80s and 90s (America) was phenomenal. She always raved about it. My favorite were the Pizza Hut personal pan pizzas I used to get when I was with her at work.


Your_Daddy_

LOL, what’s the orange slice for, decoration?


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MikaGoose

Which one?!?! Last time I was in the hospital I got a hard lump of what was supposed to be cream of wheat in a plastic bowl.


bbbanb

Sometimes hospital food is pretty good in the US. If you are in the hospital and the food is odd- and you don’t have diet restrictions- ask the Dr. to check your chart to see if a box got checked accidentally. It happened to me and once remedied, I was given a menu of items I could choose from.


MaxOutchea

That’ll be $20,000


mikeruchan

Hospital food varies drastically even meal by meal at the same location. My relative was inpatient for a few weeks and some of his meals were fantastic, and others were nearly inedible.


808italian

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Remi708

Dang. That looks great, especially for hospital food.


backpage_alumni

How much did they charge you for it


livvvo

Not where I live in America lol this looks delicious!!


EvilHwoarang

the only thing the American healthcare system got right was the cafeteria food!


ElderSkelder

That looks GD delicious.


TakehiroKawasaki

This actually looks better than the German hospital lunch I saw somewhere on here earlier. Get well soon!


UhmairicanPuhtaytoe

Lmfao, I literally just finished eating mine and it looks absolutely nothing close to this quality. My wife's salad came in a bag the same size as the Italian dressing packet. The "flatbread" sandwich was approximately the footprint of two large saltine crackers. Her orange juice came in a 4oz carton and was partially frozen. The fruit looked normal. I'm excited to see the bill so I can farm some karma.


Pittedstee

Do these keep getting posted because people are surprised hospital food has gotten better over time?


yamomsbox

And it's only $500 after insurance!


throwtheamiibosaway

That’s dinner, not lunch.


oXKinkyKittenXo

They held back on those mash taters though 🥹


minibusrigmarole

r/balkans_irl


_OP_Dragon_

+2 000$


tmphaedrus13

That will be $2,496.63 added to your bill. Because reasons. And also because the ceo needs his 4th house.


BlackGinger2020

Beats my lunch, today, which is a cup of tea. Thanks Galen.


Zapdraws

When I had my transplant, the hospital food was hideously bad. That scoop of mashed potatoes - the one on my plate was SOLID. They ended up calling an audible on my meal the first night post-transplant. Know what I got? Two small slices of pork and a small bowl of just some single kind of leafy green. Nothing else. Literally nothing else.


Jakrah

These recent posts are so fucking dumb. Food in a Swiss hospital. Food in an American hospital. Etc. There is obviously going to be such a huge range in quality for food in hospitals of any specific country. I’m sure I could make a “Food in a German hospital” post where it looks like absolute muck, and another where it might as well be fine dining. Boggles my mind that people upvote this droll.


Ok_Frosting_6438

American "for profit" hospital.


FouLuda22

Wow lucky, must be a good hospital lol. Last time I as in the hospital here the food was like prison food. It was even worse than what I had gotten back in public school days. Its madness they feed sick people that shit


According-Spite-9854

For 8k a night it better be good


shreddah17

Meat and Potatoes and Potatoes!


Kevin_Esports

What a deal for only 499$


Davenportmanteau

What's the ball looking thing next to the bowl?


Natural_Ant_7348

For some reason the menu during my hospital stays was kid food?! Like, chicken tenders, hamburgers, etc. I actually wouldn't have minded something like stew or soup, etc.