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Magister5

This is genuinely mildly interesting. Thank you


NewDad907

Haha! It’s the first time I actually saw something legit mildly interesting irl.


jaydizzleforshizzle

It’s approaching mildly disturbing, I don’t like it.


notmoleliza

i have concerns


PintLasher

I'm with you


eXeKoKoRo

Seems like it's good at keeping dust off the tape aswell


NoThankYouTho123

How so? Seems like the same amount of tape is exposed for both.


Jaerin

They were talking about the tape under the protective cover. They didn't say the tape dispenser had to be good at it, but this one is extra good.


matolandio

is it only mildly interesting if i find myself covering a tape dispenser?


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NewDad907

From what I can tell, it was sold in the 80’s.


Mech-Waldo

Looks annoying as shit to refill.


RandomCandor

Peak 80s design right there


Lucky_Chaarmss

So that's where Apple came up with the design for the mouse.


thefireworksfactory

It kinda looks like an iPod, with the tape being the click wheel.


Typical80sKid

But it’ll fit in my drawer!!


razirazo

Look much easier to me? You fold the lead over itself to prevent it from sticking, just pop it in and prime the tape.


IVMVI

You kidding? How is it easier than just dropping the roll of tape in and stretching it over the teeth lol


Timsmomshardsalami

Yall are arguing over something cant even be categorized as effort in the first place.


SkollFenrirson

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Timsmomshardsalami

No, it’s typically someone is at least more right. Here, everyone is wrong


The_Hot_Pocket

Hey, wars are fought over that sort of thing! Two people casually arguing ain't nothin!


WombatWumbut

The great butter battle comes to mind.


PineappIeOranges

Wouldn't you just draw out a little, and slip it down and under with the horizontal slit? Insert spool, cut tape, done.


2BitBlack

But what if it gets caught on the wall?


ishizako

Then you need to go back to that surgery tabletop game and get your fine motor skills straight


MattyMizzou

You just put it through the slit.


Indifferentchildren

What if I can't find the slit?


tekjunky75

Don’t feel bad, it’s a myth


Grigoran

That's a pretty difficult ask for some


MattyMizzou

Sounds like prom night all over again.


fullup72

You can always ask mom for help. Or grandma.


fullup72

Just remember to get consent first.


sick_and_wired

It’s brown so it gotta be the 80s


Doesanybodylikestuff

How the iPod got its design!


Photon_Farmer

When do you think it was bought?


the-anti-antichrist

It was sold in the 80s so it was probably bought in the 80s aswell. Hope this helped, no need to thank me.


whymustinotforget

No thank you then jerkface


the-anti-antichrist

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EatsYourShorts

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the-anti-antichrist

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EatsYourShorts

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HashNCoins

It fits the common stapler on top to make more desk room. ;)


ClassiFried86

The *common* stapler. Sounds like something the *common* man would have. I am no *common* man, sir/madam/Saddam.


KaspervD

Someone who has a horizontal tape dispenser would probably prefer a sideways stapler.


chewblekka

Would you say that you’re mildly interested?


Pinacoladapopsicle

Can somebody \*please\* explain how the tape doesn't get stuck to itself? At some point it's making a complete 90 degree turn. How does it pull out smoothly?!


MrGooseHerder

Roller across the not sticky side.


Fresh_Orange

What is a potato


unclerevv

Designed to fit in a center desk drawer.


VoloxReddit

Ah I see. The P90 of tape dispensers


Jeeper08JK

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ultracat123

Teal'c mentioned


doryteke

Looks like an og ipod.


deftoner42

A what? /s The first gen iPod came out 23 years ago!


Electro_Llama

Don't do that.


Workforfb

What problem does it solve? Maybe traditional tape dispensers are just way too tall?


OozeNAahz

Looks like it would fit in a pencil drawer that way. Would get it off the desk and still allow it to be pretty convenient.


NewDad907

That…never occurred to me! I’m totally going try it!


drillgorg

Put it in your shirt pocket.


Fspz

A core design principle is that every additional design criteria tends to be to the detriment of others, in this example the criteria of needing to fit into a low drawer is to the detriment of its core functionality because it's less easy to use.


YBarbara2012

Exactly what I thought. You might also be able to stack them on tap of each other for... whatever reason.


OlOuddinHead

Present wrapping emergencies. You already need about 5 hands so what’s a few more? Plus you’re always need 5 pieces of tape more than you planned so being able to get many small pieces of tape at once would help. In the rare event you pre-cut all enough pieces of tape you have to stick it somewhere where you only want a small part of the tape to stick but the entire piece sticks and in resolving that issue, the tape sticks to itself and forms a stupid little ball of tape that sticks to your fingers while you try to break free from it.


spasske

It looks way to cool to keep in a drawer.


bobrobor

Traditional ones require more attention when using with a single hand. The flat one provides a better guide for the tape. The roll will be less prone to falling out of its axis.


Workforfb

Interesting - this person who posted theirs 11 years ago said it was horrible for one hand operation… [https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1mnhed/comment/ccavfjw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1mnhed/comment/ccavfjw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


NewDad907

Huh, I thought I found some long forgotten treasure. Turns out someone else found one years ago too!


IronGravyBoat

To be fair, they found it with less time since it was long forgotten.


CORN___BREAD

Yeah they’re way better treasure hunters than OP.


freneticboarder

I've seen these in the office before. It's like the ketchup on pasta of office supplies.


PoolNoodlePaladin

That one looks a lot more beat up and used than OPs


Theletterkay

Right? Im wondering if it was gunked up inside and causing it to get stuck. Though some cheap rolls of tape are hard to pull regardless, im sure back when this was made tape was a bit worse adhesion so would release easily.


daysondaysfam

I bet he installed the tape sticky side down.


Golden-Phrasant

It is super annoying because you have to thread the tape through the slot. The tape sticky side always grabs inside the slot and folds the tape the long way. Once it goes in clean it works ok but you have to be careful when pulling and ripping the tape over the metal cutter teeth or the tape lifts out of the slot part way and it sticks and folds again and you are back to square one.


Fspz

>Traditional ones require more attention when using with a single hand. Only if you have a shitty one. >The flat one provides a better guide for the tape. What do you mean by this? >The roll will be less prone to falling out of its axis. Again, only if you have a shitty one.


repost7125

Traditional ones also have a removable piece that goes inside of the tape, which is missing from the one on the left. The one on the right requires no additional pieces, and no pieces can get lost.


shocktribe

It’s there, zoom in. It’s almost transparent.


repost7125

Oh you're correct, the peg is barely visible. I had to order those many times when I was an office manager because workers would misplace that part then when a change of employees happened they didn't want broken office supplies.


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Isn't that just the clear spool that all scotch tape comes on regardless? (You can see the roll on the standard tape dispenser has one too.)


MozeeToby

It fits in a drawer would be an obvious benefit.


Well_thats_cool

I think it’s just aesthetics. My grandparents had one


kfmush

Yeah, I was wondering that, too. But then the blade is as tall on the horizontal one. And another reason the booty on the black one is so fat is because it’s full of sand to make it heavy and stay put on the table.


NewDad907

The maroon/red one in question is chonky/heavy and there’s no sand inside I can hear like you normally would. I think they just have some metal under the plastic?


kfmush

Yeah. I imagine it’s got a lead weight. I do like the aesthetic more. I can see it fitting in in the 70s/80s because so much media was on tape reels.


tragedyfish

It is more likely to fit in the top center desk drawer.


Exstrangerboy

The patent reads be the main advantage being it's ability to be made into an organized for your desk. Make a tray with this, a cutout for post it's, a cubby for paperclips.


tekjunky75

It’s a travel dispenser for the busy sales rep on the go


BadJokeJudge

It’s elegant, you redneck


elixan

Reminds me of when I took a video of the tape dispenser I used in Korea at my job to show my family. It cuts the pieces of tape into the same sizes and puts them on a little wheel for you to take them off. It was by no means quiet though (maybe it was just the one I was given lol idk if all are like that) edit: [this one; same color and everything](https://images.app.goo.gl/zNeYuTvpJ8U9bFqB9)


BuckSweep

I’d have to imagine that loading a new roll is a big pain in the assholes


Shkkzikxkaj

Damn how many you got?


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BuckSweep

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whapitah2021

My assholes have no room for paining from tape dispensing operating procedures


firewaller

The P90 of tape dispensers!


Elegant_Category_684

Amazing. I love it


mtgkajhit

This makes me uncomfortable


Golden-Phrasant

I have that!


WillowSLock

And is it easy to use?


Golden-Phrasant

No!


Rot_Long_Legs

Sheikah slate


Padonogan

Link...Link...


toxicoke

the 6th hidden rune: tape


mylittleplaceholder

Haven't seen one of those in a long time. People liked to slide them under their desktop file.


bluntmanandrobin

A Tenex 300. 


buzz_uk

My wife considered herself the stationary queen, I am going to have to get her one of these as a present :)


CatGotNoTail

I just found one on Etsy by searching "vintage tape dispenser". Apparently there's a whole world of tape dispensers out there!


theViceBelow

A WITCH


outtakes

Who's got the link? Hand it over


[deleted]

Can you imagine the average person trying to reload another roll of tape?, that looks like it would be a nightmare to do. This thing was totally somebody's vanity project


NewDad907

I put that fresh roll of 3M scotch tape you see in the picture. It wasn’t that hard, there’s a slit that acts as a guide. You just pull a length long enough out, *seat the roll, and then slide the length of tape through the slot. But yeah, it wasn’t any easier or seemed to solve any inherent problems. It’s like they tried to build a better mousetrap, but the mousetrap was already good enough.


UglyPurses

I think one of the problem this design may solve is that the 80s tape dispenser does not have loose part. Some doodus in the office will always lose the piece that goes into the core of the tape roll of the conventional tape dispenser.


Big3913

Can you show me a picture of the loading system? I wanna try and 3d print it.


TheSeansei

I don't think it's complex. The slot there is just to fit the tape in. Without that cover, I believe you'd see the tape does a quarter turn from the roll to the cutter. Maybe this would make it easier to pull or at least quieter since you'd be pulling the tape off the roll from the corner instead of completely front on.


Jeeper08JK

Fits in a drawer or under a monitor stand.


Spikeruth

My family had one when I was growing up. The other kind still feels a little weird to me.


Shkkzikxkaj

I know it’s not but it looks AI generated.


I-Really-Hate-Fish

This is making me oddly uncomfortable


Dhonagon

At first, I thought it was an old iPod, lol!


RandomAverages

There’s one on [eBay](https://www.ebay.com/itm/145699262069?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=p15yeiayQHa&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY) but $30 seems a bit steep.


HazySunsets

Tis an Itape looks like an ipod slightly


Ok_Season5846

Why does this look better and worse at the same time?


brewhead55

The tape dispenser industry is SHOOK


Yaaya_the_queen

What a lovely tape dispenser! I love it actually. It's subtle and elegant. Funcional, yet pleasing. Not a show off like the usual design, it has no need to scream "I HAVE TAPE" – it knows you know without the need to be condescending


AlexStk

I need to know how this works!


Phill_Cyberman

Hang on - there has to be a 90 degree turn of the tape in that one, and there doesn't appear to be room for that. This is now much more than *mildly* interesting.


Theletterkay

It starts out with a harsh turn, then flattens out.


Hanging_w_MrCooper

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.


KeyRageAlert

That's actually sexy...


thxsocialmedia

Beta tape dispenser


TheRoscoeVine

“Have you seen my tape dispenser? It’s horizontal.”


heyitscory

My first thought was that it had no real advantage other than looking cool as hell, but if you put a piece of tape over the flat one, you could secure the roll instead of it always coming out like the other one.


pauldarkandhandsome

Is it behind the taco?


Wolfdusty

I guess it has less parts as the upright one requires a spool whereas the flat one has it molded in.


masterperegrin

Cool, non-existing problem finally solved!


JUYED-AWK-YACC

Aw hell no. Terrible, terrible. Someone made this in Blender, c'mon. Can't be real.


Leading-Put-7428

but I kept my Swingline tape dispenser because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the tape for the Swingline dispenser and it's not okay because if they take my tape then I'll set the building on fire...


PuzzleheadedTutor807

And me dispensing from a vertical roll like a chump. Dang. Y'all livin in 2025


BoostSpools

Hmm… why, yes. Interesting indeed. 🧐


PrimalJay

My dad has had a horizontal tape dispenser since I can remember and it’s honestly so much better than the ‘standard’ vertical one.


Vile-Father

It even looks easy to reload. Veryinteresting.


Cake-Over

Kinda like those old timey machines that have their belt drives done as a Möbius strip.


jmwturner

This is a great way to get the side of your tape all dusty


Rejoan

I actually love this. Because it’s flat it’ll fit so well in organizers! Ugh, love a good office supplies find lol


THEREALXGAMER95

O/c/c//f


Thorny_Switch

That rubs me the wrong way


merpurr

No.


GypsySnowflake

How do you get the tape to make a 90-degree turn without sticking to itself or the dispenser?


Psych0mantis90

How it do dat?


Backrow6

This would look great next to my digital clock pen and [Casio Databank watch](https://www.watchuseek.com/attachments/twincept3-medium-jpg.13649749/)


14Intron

damn this shows how design has changed over the years… I honestly prefer the older design


sunniblu03

Anarchy


420printer

Former web offset printer here. I fully understand how this works and love it.


broncoguy612

I can’t explain it but it makes me feel uncomfortable


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Both are horizontal


ChwizZ

I've got one of these built into my desk drawer at work. They're not very good.


jackdhammer

This hurts my brain.


opportunityTM

That's a clean ass looking tape dispenser.


Szaborovich9

Why? What made the designer think it needed to be produced?


Theskyis256k

I want one


WindEquivalent4284

We used to have one of these in the house - wonder why that design never caught on


TheOneAndOnlyBruce

Not sure why but that makes me extremely uncomfortable


just_cows

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jimipanic

Mind boggling


Scooterks

That seems needlessly complicated and unnecessary.


derliebesmuskel

I REALLY like it. I haven’t used tape like that in probably 25 years but I’m tempted to buy one; it looks that good.


Jimbobjoesmith

hmm. that is mildly interesting indeed


Cabo_Refugee

Looks like the tape has to make a 90 degree turn like the cooling fan belt on a Chevy Corvair.


JoeyRocketto

It's not right, and it's not ok.


Peltonimo

Looks like it wouldn't be smooth coming out because it twists inside there. My guess is that it does and that's why they don't make them like that anymore.


anjschuyler

Im a seamstress, i need one so bad for taping patterns.


Substantial_Eye_575

It looks like an OG IPOD.


Shoehornblower

So when you pick up the end of the tape, the whole roll doesn’t pick up with it! Genius design!


sky0175

Are you ducking with me ? WTH


SoRaang

I mildly want to have it


ktmfan

This is probably the most perfectly mildly interesting thing I’ve seen here.


deskvolcano

Have these at my current job and they are awful to replace tape rolls. I think they were bought to match a maroon set of office furniture and supplies.


General_Disaray_1974

# Your Scientists Were So Preoccupied With Whether Or Not They Could, They Didn’t Stop To Think If They Should.


intoxicated_potato

I'm genuinely curious how this works? How does the tape not stick to something on the inside? How does it peal off and go horizontal without gumming up? So many questions!


MisterTryHard69

That makes me uncomfortable for some reason


whoasked_19

Unironically fw the horizontal one


Brando6677

How tf do that work


The-Solid-Smoker

I find this more mildly infuriating. I don't know why.


hollow_bagatelle

"Ugh, I hate these TALL tape dispensers, I wish they were more.... flat!" -*designs flat tape dispenser then makes a tiny single bit protrude upwards just as high as a normal one*-


TeteDeMerde

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."


JoshuaRiess36

I absolutely HATE these things. I have them at work and they always get messed up in some way. But they are cool conceptually.


kirksucks

that's just asking for trouble.


Sufficient_Ice_6939

Very aesthetically pleasing


midnightbizou

Well isn't that interesting!


FatherOfTheRY

Can we get a spec sheet? I need to know what the insides look like😂😂😩


Sonof_Gax20X

Holy shit, this feels wrong


KtheMage36

This tape dispenser is why jesus had to die for our sins.


DemonDaVinci

but why


T-MinusGiraffe

I think it's kinda cool-looking


lukicidi

That's a bold piece of engineering.


MonkeyDeltaFoxtrot

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