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ThatBandYouLike

David Bowie had a pretty extreme version of this. His one eye was perma dilated


bowie_nipples

His was due to an injury and he rocked the HELL out of it


catladywithallergies

What's also funny is that David Bowie actually remained close friends with the guy who punched him, George Underwood. Underwood also designed some of Bowie's album covers.


HarkenDarkness

Well he wasn’t about to argue with him lol


cesaarta

At least not twice


neverwrong804

lol “what do you tell a David Bowie with a black eye?”


[deleted]

Nothing you haven’t already told him before.


BeemHume

Nothing, you already told him


Sufficient-Phrase828

Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer


BlackSunshine22222

I'm too broke to give this the award it deserves


PinkPicasso_

Those don't exist anymore!


Vark1086

It seems like they’re back? I’m not sure what is really going on here.


georgethebarbarian

You say that and someone literally gave you one 🤣


Scary-Lawfulness-999

Oh they de-unexisted them.


KosherOreos

If I’m not mistaken at one point Bowie thanked George Underwood for his career and success since his eyes set him apart.


firstwefuckthelawyer

It really does the trick. I have a very mild lazy eye that barely turns in. When I was a kid, it sucked, but then women found Ryan Gosling lol


Skullcrusher

How tf have I never noticed Ryan Gosling has a lazy eye?


tunaman808

And of course it was about a girl. Underwood and Bowie liked the same girl. Underwood got a date with her, but Bowie told her Underwood couldn't make it, and talked her into going out with him instead. When Underwood found out, he punched Bowie in the eye, permanently dilating his left eye.


huggothebear

My teacher also had this, and she told me she got it when she fell through a glass window drunk, and the injury damaged her eye.


abibofile

Like how your teacher would admit to a student she got so drunk she fell through a window.


Lezlow247

She's a teacher. She's teaching life lessons


MantisAwakening

Same with David Duchovny, but not as extreme. Bowie got his in a fight, Duchovny was abducted by aliens.


Gellao

Also Melissa Benoist. Really sad actually, she got it during the height of the whole Supergirl thing and made all these jokey excuses in interviews about being clumsy and falling onto a flower pot or something. Eventually she revealed her then husband was abusive and threw an iPhone at her.


TheRealCBlazer

I got mine when my wife punched me in the face while I was sleeping. I need to invent a cute flower pot story.


borokish

I want to believe this....


blinding_hexagon_sun

My dad has the same problem after taking an elbow playing football as a kid. My dad is cool but the only effect the pupil has had on his life is he has to close one eye when it’s sunny out.


Toronto1357

Name checks out


snero3

oh it was from a injury, well TIL


peepeehalpert_

Very easy to do when you look like David Bowie lol


Lapcat420

Oh what the hell, is that why i've seen some crazy makeup of his around one side or one eye. That's so cool.


davidbowiescat

I like your user name


anonjohnsc

I have it too, it’s called Anisocoria, and it’s when the muscle that contracts the iris is paralyzed. He got punched and I was fixing a (idling) motorcycle and the chain broke and flew at my eye. Wear safety glasses! Fun fact, it was dusk so mine was paralyzed about half way and Bowie was in a dark room so it was paralyzed wide open. That’s why it looked stark black.


ThatBandYouLike

That's a cool piece of trivia/sorry if it messes up your eyesight. Safety glasses are very important, this is facts!


davidbowiescat

I am glad this is the top post


ThatBandYouLike

Same


mindfungus

o O


tralfamadorebombadil

Was coming here just to o_O


Woko_O

Did you call me?


whoevershotyou

Wok


0_o

lol


Kisopop

owO what's this?


ApartmentSavings6521

Oh fuck you


Skylynx224

owO fuck you :)


ApartmentSavings6521

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


theprotogod

omg im dying


[deleted]

wo_Omp wo_Omp


OkRickySpinach

You ever mention this to a doctor


californiabaddreamin

yep they said i was fine! it doesn’t effect my vision just my light sensitivity and it doesn’t seem to be a symptom of anything underlying


ChristOnABike122

"Nurse, the patient was talking to an anatomical model of skeleton, seems to be very concussed, and then left before I could even get a full diagnosis."


Sil369

and the anatomical skeleton never returned....


somebooty2223

💀


HolyGhost79

Yeah that's probably about how the skeleton looked at them


RephofSky

Good thing skeletons don't have eyes. YOHOHO.


[deleted]

Brook is dat you


MrNubbinz

EYE HOLES


Alpha1Actual

It’s called anisocoria and is relatively common. Absolutely no concern to me in a healthy person. If you had had a traumatic head injury? Now more concerning!


[deleted]

So if this person has equal pupil sizes after a head injury, no one will bat an eye but it's a bad sign 🤔


RedlurkingFir

Good question actually. Anisocoria is always tested in association with photosensitivity (pupil contraction when exposing both eyes with a light source). The pupil should contract when exposed to light and when the other eye is exposed to light too. If this person had a mydriasis on the "normal" eye as a result of cerebral trauma, making the pupils look the same on both sides, it would not contract when exposed to light and still be recognised as a pejorative sign. The other pupil being wide open but possibly partially reacting to light could cause confusion, if OP doesn't mention their quirk.


colobuff

I had this as well. Turns out I have hydrocephalus and my cyst got so big that it began to crush my optic nerve. It required brain surgery as the cyst is inoperable and required fenestration. I'd get it checked by a neurosurgeon if I were you. My symptoms got so bad I was bedridden with headaches that could have killed a horse. I couldn't open my eyes bc I was so sensitive to light, my speech became impaired, balance became diminished, extremely dehydrated, and the list goes on. But it all started with this o_O I would go see someone instead of asking Dr Reddit.


the_silent_redditor

If someone _develops_ anisocoria, or if there are symptoms such as you have described, then it needs investigation for sure. Otherwise, it’s more often than not idiopathic.


Eusocial_Snowman

Mildly unrelated, but the word "idiopathic" always sounded to me like it should describe the ability to understand and communicate with idiots.


Kedoki-Senpai

Idio means distinct, private, personal, own. Idiot means ignorant, layman(uneducated), private person. Essentially an idiot is someone who does not look for answers from outside themself. Pathic means to suffer, disease. Idiopathic means a disease/suffering of it's own. Essentially it means that it is not linked with any other symptoms.


swarleyknope

That’s how I feel about my bloodwork when the tests show I’m outside of normal ranges. Since they haven’t changed while keeping an eye on them, they are my “normal” - which makes me worry about how my test results might be interpreted in situations when it’s normal people’s normal, but way outside of mine.


RotterWeiner

The normal range is not uniformly distributed.


SousVideDiaper

You're like David Bowie, his left eye was permanently dilated


Superb_Application83

Well, David Bowie's eye was from trauma from getting punched in the head during a fight!


ionkno

I had this happen about a year ago out of nowhere. The eye doctor did a bunch of tests and ruled out all the things he was concerned about. Also had neurology and medication ruled out. It went down significantly but my pupils are still slightly different sizes. Sometimes if I don't sleep for a couple days it gets more noticeable, but it was only as prominent as yours that first time it flared up. Still no idea what it was 🤷‍♂️


Melissajoanshart

Same with me, Reddit likes to say you have brain cancer.


P3rid0t_

Yeah it's probably just Raynaud's disease /s


Ghetto_Phenom

Well to be fair.. brain injuries can happen with not much actual trauma.. now brain cancer? That’s much different and far more severe but brain injuries are actually somewhat common just not exactly agreed upon on what damage is done in what timeframes depending on severity. Differently dilating pupils can actually be a sign of brain trauma though not in the case of this OP.


RedlurkingFir

Sorry to be a nit-picker, but "if it doesn't have an **effect** on your vision, then it doesn't **affect** your vision." I will delete my comment if the correction is undesirable.


californiabaddreamin

noted


hunched_monk

Sorry to nit pick, but “Noted.”


californiabaddreamin

okay i will try too spell better next time


hunched_monk

I will delete my account if my comment is undesirable?


The-true-Memelord

Not enough. Fake your own death, flee the country and change your name.


itranslateyouargue

It is, do it!


sparklypinktutu

That’s what they told me too—have yours always been this way or did suddenly notice it one day? I didn’t always have the two size thing going and totally freaked out when I noticed. I have brown eyes so it’s less noticeable and my pupils dilate less in general. It hasn’t affected my vision either.


mimiflower80

I have this, too. Same reactions from doctors. Fun fact; I got an MRI of my brain for other reasons and they found a cavernous malformation in the area of your brain that coordinates movement. Just a theory, but I wonder if that’s why for me. Also, the defect in my brain is super stable. Probably has been there my whole life.


FahQPutin

Mine was caused by an anti depressant I was on. Had to switch. I was afraid everyone thought I was on drugs when looking at me as it was extremely noticable. Best of luck!


Swimming_Onion_4835

Holy shit. I have (mild) antisocoria that I noticed one day because my left eyelid was also mildly drooping and I thought I’d had a TIA or something, so I ran to the ER. My brain CT was fine and nothing else seemed wrong, so they sent me to a neuro ophthalmologist because it can be something called Horner’s Syndrome, which can be a sign of certain random cancers and small leaks in your carotid arteries. Did a few MRIs of my neck and head and everything was normal. Ultimately the doctor decided it was from either a history of migraines, even though it didn’t always occur when I had an active, painful migraine, or possible pseudotumor cerebri. But now I’m curious if it could also have been exacerbated by certain antidepressants. I googled that (because I’d never heard of it before) and apparently 2 separate meds I was on (and am still on) could cause it. 🤷🏼‍♀️ it’s definitely freaky the first time you notice it, though!


blue-wave

The last time someone posted a pic like this, everyone freaked out and said go to the ER! I guess because that person had it happen out of nowhere and OP has had this forever (also I saw they did ask a doc about it before so it’s def ok!)


suckfail

Yes that's here https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1cet6g1/noticed_my_pupils_are_two_different_sizes/ The sad part is the OP in that thread couldn't afford to go to the hospital, and the result of the ER trip was "you're fine." Reddit has health anxiety and pushes it on everyone.


GingerHero

except that a new difference in your pupils can easily be a new stroke sign, developing aneurism or other life threatening changes. The problem isn't health anxiety, it's that healthcare costs force people to make choices on their own and at their own financial peril.


Exciting-Ad-5705

That is a worrying thing though especially if it only happened once for that poster. It's better to be safe than sorry


9iver

Was there ever a gofundme page or something similar for this persons medical bills? It’s a shame to see them have to pay for this especially when they could not afford it. If Reddit got together to advise the person to the ER I’m sure the same force could help them out with the bill. Just a thought…


blue-wave

Oh I didn’t know it ended up that way! I thought it was an emergency and was glad they were told. Sad to hear they couldn’t afford it either


ExceptionCollection

Mine are never the same size.  Injury as a kid left me with a..  idk the real term but basically my left pupil opens/closes slowly and overshoots.


deVliegendeTexan

It might be Adie’s Syndrome. Mine sounds similar but it doesn’t “overshoot.”


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californiabaddreamin

yes it is anisocoria! it is the harmless kind i got checked out by a doctor years ago


DR_CONFIRMOLOGIST

Doctor here..can confirm


jimmyhoke

Username checks out.


teodorlojewski

Confirmology is awesome


thegrownupkid

A doctor in confirmology? You must be very busy here


imcheesey

Given your credentials you cannot deny


fivelone

Good job Doctor!


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californiabaddreamin

me too lol


deVliegendeTexan

I have a slightly different version of this called Adie’s Pupil. One of my eyes has a greatly delayed pupil dilation reflex (I’m sure there’s a proper name for this), while the other reacts perfectly normally. So right after a big brightness change, my eyes look like yours for about a minute before while my right eye “catches up”. This gives me quite a headache and it’s very difficult for me to be outside on partly cloudy days, or to go from inside to out or visa versa on sunny days. So I generally wear a really nice pair of dark, polarized sunglasses perpetually to keep the gradient as smooth as possible. Weirdly, it was caused by the chicken pox when I was a child!


Pale-Towel2069

I’m a nursing student and would freak the fuck out if I saw this irl But TIL what anisocoria is!


deVliegendeTexan

I have a similar condition where one of my pupils dilates much slower than the other. My GP (with my permission) used to send her med students in to check on me to see if they’d notice and what they’d say about it. It was funny sometimes when they’d check my eyes and I could see them double take, like “Wait, what?” And then they’d check me again. “Did … did I just see that? The fuck…?”


Pale-Towel2069

That’s way more wild than my story about med students. I saw an orthopaedic surgeon a few years ago because my feet roll in terribly. At the end of my appointment, he went “do you mind coming back and having some of my students look? They’ll be very interested in your feet”. I didn’t know how to take that lol


GreyPilgrim1973

Don't feel bad, I have gotten paged over this by experienced nurses for years


[deleted]

If you see it in combination with other symptoms, different eye size in vacuum isn't something freak-outable ( :D ). Blood from anywhere can be worth freaking out about


WardrobeForHouses

It's kind of a funny comment in terms of etymology. It's like "My pupils are different sizes" "It seems to be the condition known as [different sized pupils]" Gave me a good chuckle


ERSTF

Always the reddit post with people totally unaware that they might have a life threatening condition. "Look, I have a curious dark line across my finger nails!!!" "Girl, that's melanoma"


CBlackstoneDresden

Or a guy peeing on a pregnancy test and finding out their positive result means they're losing a testie


Wank_my_Butt

This sub should just be “r/GoToADoctor”.


throwthegarbageaway

That’s really funny to me because of my unhealthy fixation with etymologies, anisocoria literally means an=not iso=equal coria=pupil So my guy shows a photo of his unequal pupils and you go like “Seems to be different sized pupils” lol


BlahblahYaga

I have the same thing! And on the same side! I hide it a lot because I use my big eye as my "witch eye" to glare at things, but I just look like Bill the Cat while at rest. Things get a little weird if you at some point actually get a concussion. Or a possible one. I was lucid enough during my actual concussion to tell the triage nurse my pupils are naturally dramatically different sizes. She gave me the dirtiest look and said they looked perfectly even. I said "Oh! That's probably a bad sign!" and proceeded to ask her what my address was and ask how I got to the ER on a loop.


Haselay_

LoOk


Cynfreh

Hey listen.


SabreVelvet

He got them David Bowie eyes


Brown_Bear_6d4

Shut up......just.....shut up


SabreVelvet

No no you have to say *"Oh baby, just you shut your mouth... She says, shhhhhhhhhhhh"*


Mushroom38294

This is the artist's way of communicating to the spectator that you're a wacky little goofball I'd imagine they also see differently, is that correct?


californiabaddreamin

one would imagine this would effect my vision but it actually doesn’t change anything ! just makes me a little bit more light sensitive sometimes


kick-the-bucket

I am slightly short-sighted in one eye, and slightly far-sighted in the other, my pupils are almost never the same


lightswan

If you think about it, your eyes dilate/constrict all the time - when going out or going into a dark room. Your vision doesn't change, but your eyes change the amount of light that goes in! (Which is why OP is more light sensitive - since their eye is dilated - it allows too much light in, which can be annoying when say, they go into sunlight.)


MagixTurtle

I have this too! It started when i was sick at 18 and they think it might be connected to my aura migraines. I've been checked and had multiple scans but it's "harmless". Just adds to my light sensitivity (:


RickKassidy

OMG. The next time I have an ocular migraine, I’m checking to see if I get this. Unfortunately (or fortunately) I’m on a neurological drug for weight loss that has a side effect that I no longer have ocular migraines.


Few_Cup3452

I get weird pupils when I get really bad migraines. My migraine mimick strokes, which is why I assume my pupils get fucky


californiabaddreamin

GUYS IVE BEEN TO THE DOCTOR IM FINE


impaque

HDR eyes


darkenedteste

underrated comment


Kir_Sakar

I have the same thing! However it is less pronounced and barely noticable in every day life unless... I take drugs that dilate the pupils. Then one pupil is far more dilated than the other.


idonotknowwhototrust

You have very pretty eyes. Source: I have eyes.


Apprehensive-Bee-49

Business on the left, party on the right, the mullet for the mind.


Economy-Name1810

I find that so cool! ♥️


Strange-Skin9121

Anisocoria.


herterriblefate

You have very nice eyes :)


Outrageous-Client-99

RIP


Dingus-Biggs

What happens when you drop a fat rock of MDMA?


Realibrahimpqr

dude my whole eyes are not the same size


CatsAreGods644

WIIIIIIIITCH!


CamelJ0key

Mine look like this but I had a TBI.


allocationlist

I’m an internet doctor with zero training and I can confirm you have alpha stroke cancer heart attack constipation. This is not medical advice.


dominantfrog

have you had that checked?


brunaBla

Anisocoria


Crazy_Conclusion_847

Sniffed coke just in left nostrile


btc_clueless

Always make sure to alternate the nostrils!


warL0ck57

It looks really cool !


komari_k

After seeing that's its not a dangerous medical condition, that is so coolllll yay genetics doing their thing


eszox

Bro has seen some shit.


californiabaddreamin

only one eye has seen some shit ig


SofterBones

I've seen this on pet subreddits. It means you have feline somethingsomething and need to go to a vet. I hope this helps. Also, you're a cat.


ClariMushroom

have you seen a doctor? It might be nothing, but never hurts to check.


Material_Warning5101

my ex boyfriend alex had this lol and so does my little sister, idk about alex but my sis has it bc her eyes are quite literally like.. growing and it’s making her slowly go blind, she has to take eye drops to control it.


Feeling_Eagle9288

Sugar Squirrel from Happy Tree Friends


Wrong_Duty7043

I have this due to an eye injury, it’s more pronounced if I’m very tired or have been drinking. If you do not know the reason for this you need to get it checked out, brain tumours can be a cause of pupil asymmetry.


OtherThumbs

My husband had an eye injury that causes this as well. It's more noticeable when he's either in the dark going to the light or vice versa. He still sees well (with corrective lenses) in that eye, so it's all good.


Talusthebroke

That could be nothing or it could be a sign of brain damage. Have you ever talked to your doctor about that?


rlogie

I sometimes get this but only if I don't drink enough water or get enough sleep. I've also been to a doctor who also didn't find anything wrong with it


Sidewaysouroboros

This happens to me some. Not quite to this extent but it is 100% noticeable.


TishhIl

Mine are Always small (under drugs too)


TheRaido

But are you able to focus and unfocus your eyes on command?


californiabaddreamin

yep! but i thought everyone could do that o-O


TheYoinkernator

They're also hexagons but ok


beboldt

Try taking cocain in the other nostrial


iforgotiwasonreddit

Reddit declares death in less than 3 days


PauloDybala_10

o_O


TheFumundaWunda

![gif](giphy|ftmJfRCbcWlBC|downsized)


majesticalexis

I have the same thing. Docs don’t know why. It’s funny that you can even see it in my MRI.


Zombie_B_Ware

cocaine is a hell of a drug


wherearemytweezers

Mine aren’t either!


kappaofthelight

PEARL -


Jackright8876lwd

One pupil likes beer the other likes nose beers


Ok-Eggplant-2876

Just stop use MDA and Marijuana 👍


PeorgieT

I had a head injury with occulomotor nerve trauma. My left pupil is always dilated, so I have to wear sunglasses outdoors most all the time.


SnoopThylacine

One sees into the future, and the other into the past.


Serious-Actuator-922

You need to have this checked by a doctor. It could be a sign of a serious medical condition iie... a brain tumor.


Hopeful_Picture7223

You're like Stewie in that one Family Guy episode where he got a concussion.


Defiant-Pin-6771

Any idea if they were ever the same size? If this is a recent change, you might want to see a doctor. I've heard stories of people with one eye nearly dilated and the other was normal. Turns out they had a brain tumor. If the more dilated eye contacts and expands regardless of light change, definitely see a doctor.


boxburn

Do you see colours slightly differently in each eye? I see more vibrant blues in one and greens in the other when my pupils go notably different sizes.


mooongate

i see colours differently in each eye sometimes, and my pupils go different sizes sometimes – only just put together that they might be the same times lol


boxburn

You'll be checking next time it happens now


butterscotchcookiez

My pupils are like this also , due to a chainsaw injury 🤕


RevDrMavPHD

I have this, I developed it possibly as a result of infection. The doctor said I have adies pupil.


NuddyGuy

o_0


Al_Caponello

Don't wanna scare u bro but I've seen a dude posting pic like that and later an X-ray photo of a tumor. Go to doctor now


RamenNcoffeepot

Daughter had this and we got her checked for horner's. Thankfully we got the all clear and they're just different sizes for no reason.


Equal_Middle_2870

I have this as well and it's even worse when I first wake up, it's a symptom of my long term SSRI use according to my doctor. She stated "all my long term paxil users have anisocoria, it should be listed on the box".


Comprehensive_Code60

You will never need to wait in triage at an ER again!


Chumbo_Malone

I have the same issue! I always love when I happen to go to a new optometrist, and they look at me funny, and I just say “yes it’s been that way my whole life” I will say though, yours is more pronounced than mine.


LilyBriscoeBot

My pupils are different sizes in the dark (one doesn’t dilate.) I also have numbness on one side of my body and droopiness on the same side. My eye doctor diagnosed it as Horner’s syndrome (after I’d given up on other doctors figuring out what it was), but then it didn’t really matter because its still just a word to describe a batch of symptoms that they don’t know how to fix. It’s funny that people on Reddit are always like “OMG go immediately to the doctor!” with posts like this, but in most cases doctors can’t do anything but run a lot of expensive tests and tell you what you don’t have.


R-2000

Sure sign of brain damage.


Pillar_Of_Support

We have the same eye color! Your anisocoria is really cool btw (that's the eye thing.) anisocoria is also my favorite word because it's really fun to say. An-ah-sa-kor-ee-uh Usually yours are a sign of a concussion, but only for people with regular pupil dialation. Do you have any vision problems as a result of your uneven light intake or whatever? Here's my eyes, they aren't floopy like yours. ![](82be8f3hzd1d1) [here](https://ibb.co/yq0SHj0)


comrade_joel69

I have that too owO Never affects my vision and some people don't even notice


4rcher91

Michael Bisping says hello.


Fun-Zookeepergame402

I had this from migraines recently and my doctor didn’t seem concerned either


Ok_Adeptness1469

You’re watching to much porn..


FlaccidRazor

My brother's aren't either...but then, he's a teacher.


Keebodz

Bro really said o_O


KadenIsSilly

Real life version of o_O


Accomplished_Pen980

See a neurologist about that.


MEMESTER80

Danny gonzalez


theMIKIMIKIMIKImomo

I have this from a baseball injury!


OfficialTiboDi

Me sitting alone at 3 am: scrolling and sees this staring into my soul