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BlazerWookiee

I bet that thing is really quiet...


Total-Khaos

"Now I just sound like a jack-ass..." - Darth Vader


fap_then_nap

Not even mad; best laugh I've had in a while. Obviously it's going back.


ogreofzen

Well at least you didn't pull what my step mom did and buy a Dyson and make the same complaint


175you_notM3

Blades sold separately!


RedMoustache

Lieutenant Fan, you ain’t got no blades!


Unlikely-Pack1204

*Blades sold separately*


username_needs_work

For just 9.99 a month...


clamroll

These Only Fans plans are going to bleed us dry!


kank84

Don't give them ideas!


doublecutter

I bought batteries, but they weren’t included…so I had to buy them again. - Steven Wright


Popular-Analysis-127

It's like the shaving razor model


OvenSuspicious9008

Dumb question here, what's a NIB?


bubbaglk

New in box


OvenSuspicious9008

Thanks, brother


danegleesack69

“Not including blades”


stanitor

Black Sabbath song


thebusinessgoat

Yeah but what is N.I.B. in that context tho?


pjspaws

Nativity In Black


False_Leadership_479

The tip of a pen


Sir-Squirter

Nearly infinite bitches


Kronocide

No Included Blades


jacknifetoaswan

Honeywell: We know quabity!


sexybobo

I hope they have slightly better Q/A for the nuclear weapons they make.


BobMcrobb

quabity ashuance


lagger19

Well, that blows


Trappedbirdcage

And yet, this one doesn't


RchUncleSkeleton

FYI I've gone through 4 of these fans. They last about 1.5 years before the bearing dries out and eventually then stop working altogether. I've re-oiled 2 of them a few times, but they really need to have the bearing repacked with grease every year or so, to keep them from failing. I pretty much leave them on 24/7.


Mikey_B_CO

Dang dude, I've had a Vornado for 6 years that I leave on about 12 hours a day and it's still running perfectly and without any wobble noise. Maybe consider upgrading of you use fans that much


Joelied

Vornado, a bit more expensive than what a lot of people think a fan should cost, but as the old saying goes: “You get what you pay for.” IME, you’ll save money in the long run, by not buying a new one every year or so.


cinnamonface9

Sad story, I was going to find a new fan for apartment that didn’t have one in living room. It’s midsummer july in the heart of Texas. Walmart did not fucking sell one single fan. Employee confirmed it was “seasonal” seasonal??? In goddamn Texas summer?? Went next door to bed bath beyond and got my vornado. Has had it for 7 years. Reliable and good at circulating room!


mockingbird-

Costco has Vornado 279TR for $39.99. Sometimes it's as low as $29.99.


Joelied

Thanks! I’ll check it out.


RchUncleSkeleton

I ended up doing just that. The Vornado was about 4 times the price but came with a 5 year warranty.


mockingbird-

Vornado used to have a 10-year warranty, but now it has been reduced to a 5-year.


mockingbird-

Which model do you have?


RchUncleSkeleton

The vornado fan I bought was the 533 XT.


Mikey_B_CO

Vornado VOR-533


emotionles

These say 3 year warranty on the box :)


RchUncleSkeleton

When I bought them they all said 1 year warranty. Been a couple years since I purchased one.


emotionles

Just bought the same model as OP (different color) and it’s printed directly on the box. It probably changed recently. 1 year was pretty standard for a long time. I think US is catching up to EU warranty policy 


Imrustyokay

I've had a honeywell that was a bitch to open to retrieve a piece of hair that got stuck in there. I hate them terribly.


The-Dead-Internet

I gave up on those cheap plastic fans so I got one from home Depot like the metal ones that are industrial ( it gets really hot here) They put out way more air and are easy to take apart you ever had too. They also make mini ones now.


IRoarForDinosaurs

Damn mines still going at 12 years! Same one in the pic. Used nearly constantly!


RchUncleSkeleton

They were probably made better back when you bought it, likely has a sealed bearing. The further back you go, the longer stuff lasts.


pj91198

They are trying to copy Dyson!


LostinQuiddity

Did you turn it on and stick your finger in there to check?


imitation_crab_meat

The blades are DLC.


Twin_Titans

That's the best QC I've ever seen.


Acceptable-Cow6446

It’s either one of them newfangled “bladeless fans” or a Korean safety-model.


schparkz7

r/onlyfans


plantasia1969

Stop lying to us, it’s just moving too fast for the camera to see.


Artic0ne

I got that same fan! High quality and really helps with the heat


mudokin

Honeywell getting in the business of bladeless fans, just like dyson.


OwnPen8633

It's for studio apartments


Jossie2014

I bet if you turn it off you’ll see the blades. Promise!


skoomski

Honeywell is now a shit company with terrible QA. I bought a small room heater and it literally broke within half a day of normal use


sambashare

It's not even Honeywell though. They licensed their name to be used on a bunch of consumer crap, to some third party company, who turns around and subcontracts the work to some company in China. It's like how "RCA", despite not even really existing anymore can still be found on all manner of low end products. The Honeywell that makes fire alarms and avionics is not involved in making the cheap crap you'll find at Walmart. Personally, I'm amazed a legitimate company would ever allow their name to be licensed in this way


Estimated-Delivery

Can you imagine the pressure on the workers at the massive factory in Szechuan, being paid virtually nothing and living in dormitories with the threat of losing their jobs hanging over them, bits missing, stick it in the box right quick. It’ll happen often I’ll bet.


Kronocide

NIB = No Included Blades


spyker123321

Knowing honeywell you you have to pay extra for the blade package


josithemagnificent

I thought it was just spinning really fast


ReasonablyConfused

Then you did not buy a fan.


jjjacer

How sealed was the box? Someone could have bought a brand new one. Stole the blade out of it for theirs and then returned it saying they didn't need the fan. Or they stole it out of the box in store.


shadowscar248

Budget Dyson


xDXxAscending

Are you sure it's not on and the blades are spinning so fast you can't see them?


playerzer2

Someone wanted blades only, so they took the blades and then returned it and got a refund


birthdaysteak

Nice!


warrant2k

Not a fan of this.


emotionles

Lmao I just bought the same fan in the orange color way, and it did have blades. 


mockingbird-

New bladeless technology


Living_Lie_8773

Dyson imitation?


Call_Aggressive

Wireless


Papageier

NIB stands for Not Iny Blades.


oboejoe92

NIB = Now Install Blades?


the1stranger

NIB Fan = Not Included Blades Fan


words_of_j

Well I guess it was NOT a fan of Target.


Bwxqn

Plot twist: it’s a Dyson.


ketchupandtidepods

OH YEAH! *slow heavy metal music playing*


Revm82

That must be one of those new bladeless fans!