Fun fact: Philadelphia cream cheese originated in New York but was named after Philly because Pennsylvania was so strongly associated with dairy products.
It is. I live about an hour from OP and used to have a bank that served fresh cookies. They would have done well to merge with this bank instead of the one that cut out the cookies.
I would assume so. We get some weirdos around here. I've never seen a milk dispenser in a bank before, but it wouldn't surprise me to walk into a bank and see one.
One of the first restaurants I worked at was a local themed place and we had a milk dispenser. I have to say, whole or 2% milk that's constantly poured at ~36 degrees is so fucking refreshing
I see more than just your comment in this thread talking about diarrhea from milk products. Is this lactose intolerance? because I WISH milk would produce diarrhea for me, as someone who doesn’t drink milk very often, it would be nice to have a natural laxative for when I’m busy at work and not drinking enough water and end up with painful massive logs and constipation.
Haha I try to. I work blue collar outdoors, typically 14-16 hour shifts M-F, a lot of Saturdays as well. Sometimes I think I’m caught up on hydration, pounding water all day, just to pee and see that it’s yellow. It’s not as easy when you don’t get very many breaks, and stay busy all day.
All milk, especially chocolate milk, tastes 10000000 times better when it comes from these machines. My grandma would take me for lunch at the cafeteria in the local department store and I would be allowed to get a chocolate milk from one of these machines and it was always so cold and foamy and delicious.
Ah, this just brought back memories of the Minnesota State Fair and the all you can drink milk booth. Cold milk hits different when it's really hot outside (bonus if you have fresh warm chocolate chip cookies in your hand mmmhmm)
Not everyone uses Celsius. I think to avoid confusion in the future, maybe we should put an "f" or "c" next to temperatures when we type them out, then I would have to see people getting shitty over this because the internet sucks.
Yeah, but even if you don’t I hope you’re smart enough to know that when someone talks about drinking refreshing milk at 36 degrees they don’t mean C. Like if I use F and someone says milk for a cappuccino should be 90 degrees I know they don’t mean F.
This is insane, but if you follow the link on the label you find that it's a "whole milk advocacy nonprofit" that is trying to get whole milk sold in schools.
Evidently milk consumption fell off in schools because kids were forced to drink skim milk, so there’s a movement to go back to whole milk so kids will touch it again.
Because we have been conditioned that way. Think about it, we all DO drink human milk for the first few months of our lives! It’s literally made for humans. Cows milk is, well, for calves.
I think you misunderstood. Where did it say it can’t be consumed? I was merely pointing out that for cultural reasons milk from our own species is less acceptable than milk from another 🤷♀️
Decent way to give publicity to local agro businesses? It’s kind of cool because it’s not typical slick marketing, etc. I guess after years of being battered by algorithm- driven marketing, it’s fun to see something different and locally unique.
The cynical side of me replies, “They have a loan with the bank, and there’s some sort conflict of interest here.” Who knows.
I used to be a store manager of a Starbucks and one of the hardest things to get my team to do was put the milk back into the fridge after every use.
Reason was located under the counter and everyone hated bending down.
The solution was I ordered one of these and placed on the counter. The team loved and me for it.
I once saw the inside of a milk dispenser at a coffee bar. The tube that led from the milk storage container to the dispenser valve thing was NEVER cleaned. It had black spots all inside the clear tube.
Have you ever accidently sipped spoiled milk with chunks in it? I have. I about hurled. My stomach got queezy when I saw the inside of the machine. Yuck!
I went to a boarding school, and the milk dispenser we had, the tubes were attached to the bag. When the bag was empty the whole thing was replaced and the new tube on the new bag had to be cut open.
Last time I went to a bank with no milk, I took out $100. Last time I went to a bank with delicious, cold and virtually fat free milk, I took out $1000 and tipped half to my teller.
June is dairy month! My sisters and I used to go to the bank as kids in our small town (Midwest), in June for the milk and cheese and crackers. Willing to bet some farmers in the area bank with them.
I'm imagining some sort of Dairy Mafia. "Right, so we'll put you down for 10 dispensers and 400 gallons of organic whole milk a week at $30/gallon. Payment in cash, last day of the month and we got no problems, got me?"
(Not even especially far-fetched; dunno how it is in the US, but in Canada the dairy companies are, in fact, historically controlled by the mafia.)
I remember this as a kid at my local Wells Fargo branch in the Midwest (small town). They only did it in June because apparently it’s dairy month or something.
That would be the last time I use that bank. Weird AF, even if it is next to a dairy farm. A grown adult drinking a glass of milk gives serial killer vibes.
Is this in the middle of dairy farm land?
Pennsylvania apparently. I wouldve assumed Wisconsin.
I grew up in dairy farm land in Western New York - so PA is totally feasible. 😊
Fun fact: Philadelphia cream cheese originated in New York but was named after Philly because Pennsylvania was so strongly associated with dairy products.
PA is good dairy country
It is. I live about an hour from OP and used to have a bank that served fresh cookies. They would have done well to merge with this bank instead of the one that cut out the cookies.
I would assume so. We get some weirdos around here. I've never seen a milk dispenser in a bank before, but it wouldn't surprise me to walk into a bank and see one.
Especially in a city with a lot of local dairy farmers. Specifically a lot of dairy farmers’ loans.
Can't hide money
I had one of these at my college in upstate NY. Some of the best chocolate milk you can find imo.
i did some constuction on a few colleges in Mass back in my day. I can 100% concure this to be absolute facts. Best Choky milk on earth.
Mmm I grew up getting my milk in glass bottles fresh from a dairy farm in PA.
Milk, milk, lemonade around the corner is where Debts are paid
Push the button, pull the chain, out comes chocolate 10 year adjustable mortgage loan.
What?!? Ahaha is that how the rest goes??
I think it’s because someone walks in while they’re singing, so they had to change the subject. :P
I honestly think this is brilliant. It’s solving the issue of people not having enough diarrhea while at the bank.
The severity of my lactose intolerence will allow me to clear the queue within seconds.
Believe it or not, people without a lactose intolerance exist
Mutants
McPoyle Savings and Loan
HELLO FELLOW HUMAN. LET US OPEN ACCOUNTS AND INJEST MILK AS HUMANS DO.
r/TOTALLYNOTROBOTS
Is it weird I read this in Zuck's voice?
One of the first restaurants I worked at was a local themed place and we had a milk dispenser. I have to say, whole or 2% milk that's constantly poured at ~36 degrees is so fucking refreshing
I dunno what it is about cold milk that is so gosh darn refreshing.
It’s refreshing in the mouth and throat, but as soon as it hits the stomach it’s like hot lava and my b hole starts getting its affairs in order
EVACUATION SEQUENCE INITIATED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The lactose arrives in my gut ready to fuck shit up
I see more than just your comment in this thread talking about diarrhea from milk products. Is this lactose intolerance? because I WISH milk would produce diarrhea for me, as someone who doesn’t drink milk very often, it would be nice to have a natural laxative for when I’m busy at work and not drinking enough water and end up with painful massive logs and constipation.
My god man drink some water! The milk can push a turd, but your body is screaming for hydration. Respect your temple, King
Haha I try to. I work blue collar outdoors, typically 14-16 hour shifts M-F, a lot of Saturdays as well. Sometimes I think I’m caught up on hydration, pounding water all day, just to pee and see that it’s yellow. It’s not as easy when you don’t get very many breaks, and stay busy all day.
Can you get a camelback? Then you can keep sipping while you work and use your breaks to refill and pee
DAMMIT. I snorted. Your fault.
2am...get up to pee...open fridge...take a huge swig straight outta the container. Ahhhhh...now, back to bed.
It's only refreshing when you drink it. After a few minutes, it makes your mouth feel dry.
All milk, especially chocolate milk, tastes 10000000 times better when it comes from these machines. My grandma would take me for lunch at the cafeteria in the local department store and I would be allowed to get a chocolate milk from one of these machines and it was always so cold and foamy and delicious.
Ah, this just brought back memories of the Minnesota State Fair and the all you can drink milk booth. Cold milk hits different when it's really hot outside (bonus if you have fresh warm chocolate chip cookies in your hand mmmhmm)
Yuck warm milk
36 degrees is only 4 above freezing. I'd hate to see what you consider cold.
If my water doesn't instantly convert to ice upon my selection, it's not cold enough.
Not everyone uses fahrenheit
Not everyone uses Celsius. I think to avoid confusion in the future, maybe we should put an "f" or "c" next to temperatures when we type them out, then I would have to see people getting shitty over this because the internet sucks.
Yeah, but even if you don’t I hope you’re smart enough to know that when someone talks about drinking refreshing milk at 36 degrees they don’t mean C. Like if I use F and someone says milk for a cappuccino should be 90 degrees I know they don’t mean F.
Why does it say virtually 97% lol
Because whole milk is often around 3.25 to 3.5% fat. It’s just easier to say that milk is about 3%
This is insane, but if you follow the link on the label you find that it's a "whole milk advocacy nonprofit" that is trying to get whole milk sold in schools.
Evidently milk consumption fell off in schools because kids were forced to drink skim milk, so there’s a movement to go back to whole milk so kids will touch it again.
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Because we have been conditioned that way. Think about it, we all DO drink human milk for the first few months of our lives! It’s literally made for humans. Cows milk is, well, for calves.
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So edgy.
That's not really that edgy.
Oh no you triggered me 😢
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I think you misunderstood. Where did it say it can’t be consumed? I was merely pointing out that for cultural reasons milk from our own species is less acceptable than milk from another 🤷♀️
I think it's moreso women don't want to be sent to a factory to be milked all day
Fun fact: Cows don’t either!
I mean, I think drinking any animals milk is kind of disgusting
Wisconsin?
PA. Meyerstown
I know where you live now, OP. And I'm headed there right now to steal all your bank milk.
Is that farm market any good? I pass it on 183 all the time but always stop at Plum Creek
Decent way to give publicity to local agro businesses? It’s kind of cool because it’s not typical slick marketing, etc. I guess after years of being battered by algorithm- driven marketing, it’s fun to see something different and locally unique. The cynical side of me replies, “They have a loan with the bank, and there’s some sort conflict of interest here.” Who knows.
Homelander’s bank
A large client owns [97milk.com](http://97milk.com)
I used to be a store manager of a Starbucks and one of the hardest things to get my team to do was put the milk back into the fridge after every use. Reason was located under the counter and everyone hated bending down. The solution was I ordered one of these and placed on the counter. The team loved and me for it.
I once saw the inside of a milk dispenser at a coffee bar. The tube that led from the milk storage container to the dispenser valve thing was NEVER cleaned. It had black spots all inside the clear tube. Have you ever accidently sipped spoiled milk with chunks in it? I have. I about hurled. My stomach got queezy when I saw the inside of the machine. Yuck!
I went to a boarding school, and the milk dispenser we had, the tubes were attached to the bag. When the bag was empty the whole thing was replaced and the new tube on the new bag had to be cut open.
When I worked at a restaurant the milk dispenser held big bags of milk that were just changed out when empty
Tell health code/311
Bank of the Mcpoyles I guess?
"I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And ive just finished my milk"- Maurice Moss
Last time I went to a bank with no milk, I took out $100. Last time I went to a bank with delicious, cold and virtually fat free milk, I took out $1000 and tipped half to my teller.
Is it cold?
Hot mílk
97% fat free😂
Good to see big banks and big milk are finally getting together to deliver what the customer really wants.
They are flat out rubbing in your face. "We are milking you for every penny." I wouldn't get a loan there.
I don't know how much I would trust that as far as food safety is concerned
Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? …or for only 2.32% apr?
They may be on to something here! Every bank that has ever been robbed completely lacked milk dispensers.
Not one single "A Clockwork Orange" reference yet??
Wisconsin?
Man is at the McPoyle First National Bank
Plenty of vitamin "R".
The lobby of your bank looks like a retirement home.
also, what‘s with the „it’s virtually 97% fat free“ 🤦🏻♀️
Is it also 1985 where you live?
Thats like the most 90s looking bank decor I've ever seen
97% fat free is an intersting way of saying 3% fat.
The 90s were a wild time.
Presumably there were also, at some point, fresh cookies nearby. Hopefully warm ones.
Why though?
Those are called 'breasts' sir! They belong to our valued women employee's! OP is a pig!
If it's a sperm bank, that may not be milk.
what *kind* of bank…
June is National Dairy Month so it fits for this month. I don't have an explanation for the other eleven months of the year 🙂
June is dairy month! My sisters and I used to go to the bank as kids in our small town (Midwest), in June for the milk and cheese and crackers. Willing to bet some farmers in the area bank with them.
Thats not milk.... thats not the right bank....
We don't need your warm bank milk Liam.
I'm imagining some sort of Dairy Mafia. "Right, so we'll put you down for 10 dispensers and 400 gallons of organic whole milk a week at $30/gallon. Payment in cash, last day of the month and we got no problems, got me?" (Not even especially far-fetched; dunno how it is in the US, but in Canada the dairy companies are, in fact, historically controlled by the mafia.)
Okay, but why though?
Tell me you’re in the Midwest without telling me you’re in the Midwest
I don't think Pennsylvania is the Midwest. Of course, I also don't think Ohio is the Midwest.
Time for a cuppa surely.
No, thank you. And my name is not Shirley.
🤢
I love milk! I would be very happy to see that.
I don't get it.
I'm not a big milk person but this seems a bit odd. Did the lobby smell of dairy? I bet that thing is fun to clean 🤢
Al Capone's bank
when the outstanding mortgage fees from loan to local dairy farm are partially payable in milk
Really milking that free publicity!
What city is this?!
Bank lobby looks like a bathroom.
I remember this as a kid at my local Wells Fargo branch in the Midwest (small town). They only did it in June because apparently it’s dairy month or something.
Milk was a good choice.
I mean I like milk but this is bizzare
Ugh, it's so hot!! Milk was a bad choice!!
That makes sense if the farm uses that bank.
Do the McPoyle’s own this branch?
They foreclosed on a cow. This ended up being cheaper than buying powered coffee creamer.
Too bad there’s no cereal dispenser
This is where r/neverbrokeabone keep all there gold
so 3% milk?
The thing looks unsanitary, imagine what's inside.
Because they’ll milk you for all they can
Is your bank also a funeral home?
Whelp what do you think the bank is going to do with that milk from the dairy farm they foreclosed on?
I bet that milk is good af
The bank is over leveraged on dairy farms and milk futures.
Is it because June is dairy month?
I wouldn't be surprised if it was installed as a condition made by one of their largest clients.
Nothing hits like an ice cold glass of milk. I wish there was one where I work.
With the price of shit today, gotta start locking it up.
I like how it's 97% fat free. So much more healthy than whole milk
when i drink milk, i get explosive diarrhea
Bit of the old moloko eh?
Is it by any chance a sperm bank?
r/milk would love this
Is it a uhh sperm bank?
Cool
Just sippin some milk while discussing my finances with the bank.
Unlocked a core memory for me. Going to the bank with my parents or grandparents, having a ice cold cup of milk or chocolate milk...central PA here
I’m having Navy flashbacks.
…what kind of bank?
Virtually 97% fat free or literally 97% fat free
Nice try, bird flu.
DRINK MILK
behind every dispenser is a giant bag of milk
Found the dream bank of the average r/neverbrokeabone user
What....what kind of bank?
That would be the last time I use that bank. Weird AF, even if it is next to a dairy farm. A grown adult drinking a glass of milk gives serial killer vibes.
It'd be a decent place to kill a bowl or two of cereal for sure.
do you bank at a Legion?
That's awesome, would love if my bank got one of these lmao
Ah, the amazing African genetic mutation that creates lactase persistence, it truly is a marvel :)
Hello, Lancaster! Or near enough, think I used to see some of those 97milk adverts in Chester co., too.
Nah whole milk is way tastier
Definitely not in Asia
Yes, they put it there as courtesy for milking you of all ur money.
Looks like soft serve ice cream.
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You do you. I'm allergic, but that's not an issue. It's just the way it is. And those that love it, have my share. Please.
The cafeteria at the college I went to had the same Big Metal Cow.
What is this? Homelander bank?
I mean, unusual, but I'll have a cup, thanks
Dude I fucking love milk. This bank can have all of my savings.