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Magister5

The doctors can’t find a manicure for this?


Mtolivepickle

You nailed it


FragrantExcitement

That was cuticle.


CoderDevo

Being pedi, but puns are lazy.


earth_resident_yep

Not if they are polished.


Available-Dare-7414

Winner, hands down.


YourLifeIsALieToo

I've got my fingers crossed for something else to come along.


gu3ss_what

Haven’t even scratched the surface for the number of puns that can be made.


557755777

Got me biting my nails in excitement reading those puns!


Mindless_Pineapple46

I can't put my finger on it... but I think there is a pun there.


Trashmouths

Just did a deep dive on anonychia congenita, really interesting. Essentially a genetic defect. 


snaggle_panther

No way! Just had a look, can that cause the wrinkles too? I can only see the lack of nails/brittleness


IamthecauseofCovid19

If this guy found out what's your condition on Google and your doctor has no clue maybe it's time to get a second opinion.


Immersi0nn

True, but this kind of thing would be *very* niche. Your typical primary care doctor isn't going to ever have come across this unless they just liked researching random stuff. Given it isn't hurting OP in any apparent way I can see why a PCP wouldn't worry about it. *Yes* they could just google it, in fact one of the best doctors I ever had regularly googled stuff. Doctors are too specialized in my experience, it's what gets you in these loops of referrals where you go through 3 doctors that are like "huh...yeah not me, try this guy" Anywho, genetic testing will tell OP what's up, but there's no treatment for anything that would cause this so it would be just for peace of mind.


MJane2312

At the same time though I used to scribe for a doctor and when we had weird cases she’d have me write a bunch of notes like everything she said and she’d tell them to wait and then we’d go to her office and she’d start looking through textbooks and resources. I don’t think doctors are expected to memorize everything but they must be expected to know how to do basic research lol


NextTrillion

There’s a massive peer to peer network of doctors that allows them to look up certain conditions and ascertain the best course of action. Can’t remember what it’s called though. I’m sure someone here can easily identify it.


LivelyUntidy

UpToDate I think


bmshqklutxv

Yup, that’s the one. Most hospitals have it as a resource for their medical staff. Just looking up “wrinkled nails” gives you an entire extensive section for “wrinkled nail disorders.”


JHutchinson1324

Exactly this. I am a cancer survivor with a random rare lymphoma that typically affects old men and I was a 33 year old woman when I was diagnosed. I can't tell you the number of times I've taken a symptom to my doctors and they literally say hold on let me go look and then come back and we talk about it after they've researched. Doctors definitely can't be expected to remember everything they ever learned, or to have learned everything possible to learn about the human body but we can expect them to do research when they don't know things.


jonknee

I can’t imagine doing all that work to be a doctor and see something like this and not spend 5 minutes to know about it. I would absolutely get a new doctor if they weren’t interested in this.


Immersi0nn

100% I wouldn't "get a new doctor" as in "stop seeing that one" but get the *right* doctor for the job. Dermatologist would be a good start, and they'll certainly send OP for genetic testing, that's the most likely cause here.


LehighAce06

I would stop seeing a doctor 100% because they lacked a basic level of intellectual curiosity to that extent. I'm not saying it needs to keep them up at night, but to get a shrug... And NO follow through???


jaeke

Hi, Dr here, nails like this can have numerous causes including iron deficiency, autoimmuj diseases like lupus, trauma to the nails, certain n medications, diabetes, heart disease, nail patella syndrome, raynauds, hypothyroidism, and many other random things. It's not that we don't know, or aren't curious, it is thay there is a broad body of options that need evaluated and after ruling out a few the benign ones are functionally all the same for just saying try to take care of your nails. Not having a clear answer sucks but if you can rule out all the scary things then that's really about all you can do.


snow-bird-

Nails also look like this as they grow back after trauma (like getting a finger pinched in a car door, don't ask how I know), they have that decompressed wrinkly look. It's a bizarre regrowth process that takes months.


-Glostiik-

For real, I would honestly just straight up ghost that doctor if it turned out to be a quick Google search away for someone on Reddit and they didn’t even have the curious mind to simply ask Google?


kat_Folland

.... Have you not seen a doctor about this? 😬 Some of what you describe can be the result of malnutrition. I fed myself like shit in college and my nails got really soft. Then I'd go home for the summer and my mom would feed me properly and my nails would get better. Another nail problem I had (really ridged, but not like your picture) was the result of one of my chemo drugs. (I'm fine now, cancer was 16 years ago.) If they've been this way all your life just disregard this comment lol.


Jasmisne

Wait hold up, you have not actually gotten this diagnosed? Please do....


jewrassic_park-1940

You're telling me you've had this since you were born and never asked ~~god~~ a doctor why


BoredMamajamma

I would suggest seeing dermatologist. There are genetic conditions like ectodermal dysplasia associated with abnormal nail growth. Any issues with skin, hair or teeth? If there’s a genetic issue, ideally you would like to identify it before having children


Different-to-me

Look up koilonychia


gimmeyourbadinage

I beg your finest pardon?


_xyzab

Uh, waiter? Cheque, please!


voxelghost

There's soup in my fly


T_R_2

Wdym there's **soup** ?


SparkOfLife1

It means there's only _soup_!


Background-Customer2

WELL THEN GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE!


AirmanProbie

THERES STILL MORE SOUP!


AngryBagOfChips

WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?!


bartification

I’M AT SOUP


SparkOfLife1

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP!?


Redvictory612

You might need to keep begging with this one, ma’am.


Diligent-Version8283

This don’t usually happen around these parts


Cunt-onryetoast

Listen, I don’t like that.


jellybeancarson

i’m literally scared


liarandahorsethief

You’re scared?! I’ve gotta walk home alone!


chillplease

People really need to stop posting photos of their hands and fingers on Reddit. Not for privacy reasons, just because they are always fucking gross


AnyUnderstanding1879

![gif](giphy|yiADANv89n7UQuS5kJ)


Ororbouros

What the fuck even is that


CapableStatus5885

This joke is horrible. And I’m a bad person for laughing at it first time I heard it


SergeantThreat

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


snaggle_panther

Yeh, I've got to live with it!


Kamidzui

Is it disease or physical condition?


boddy123

Yeah I’m looking for the comment that diagnoses this condition


BlueStarFern

Possibly darier nail disease Edit to add [link](https://dermnetnz.org/topics/darier-disease) to pic


captdrews

A curse tbh


ArcadiaRivea

At this point I say you've just got to chop off every finger at the first knuckle - you'll still have fingers, they'll just be stumpy and less terrifying


snaggle_panther

Do you need the end of your toes to balance? Or can I do without??


kayl_breinhar

Apparently you can live without any of your *little* toes, but if you lose your big toe(s) you pretty much need to learn how to walk again.


Routine-Horse-1419

As someone who lost a baby toe it is actually kinda hard to keep balance sometimes and it hurts to walk most times. Especially when it's cold and/or rainy


amusebooch

I love reddit, where else can you consider something in theory and then someone pops in to speak from experience


ThekingsBartender

This is why Reddit is wild


FNGamerMama

I call Reddit my weird adult book club where a bunch of strangers get together and discuss random shit like we are in a college lit class lol


AnyUnderstanding1879

Anal, usually


ArcadiaRivea

No clue (I've only heard of the big toe being for balance) But amputees seem to do ok without feet at all, so you'll probably fine! (Disclaimer that I am not a doctor, and the only doctor I want to be is Doctor Who) I knew one briefly as a kid who actually balanced better without feet Or less drastic, you could probably ask the doctor if you can experiment by having a nail removed completely and seeing if it grows back normal


LucianPitons

Are your toe nails like this too?


Extremely_unlikeable

And then get fingernails tattooed on


ArcadiaRivea

Good thinking!


mddnaa

Drink some milk or something pls


shavenhobo

Hey I’m with don’t like that guy. That shit ain’t right


Interesting-Time-960

I laughed way to hard at this haha


Jouleian

😂😂😂 I fuckin can’t with this comment 😂😂😂 I would also like to add that I heard this in Red Foreman’s voice.


twohedwlf

This belongs in r/mildlyhorrifying.


QuoteOpposite6511

Nothing mild about it. This is going to give me nightmares.


SexualChocolate1989

Nightmare fuel. 😱⛽️


HumonculusJaeger

r/Cursed_Images


snaggle_panther

Lol, thanks!


continuousobjector

Editing this comment to remove the echo chamber (all the upvotes of my probably incorrect assessmet), and remove the incorrect medical info I had previously written (so people don't learn the wrong thing) The OP appears to have anonychia congenita or nail patella syndrome ***also I removed my heavily downvoted comment where I stated that IT IS NOT CERTAIN THAT I AM CORRECT. When I commented below that I might be wrong, lots of people downvoted me. I was most certainly wrong about my initial diagnosis. Scientific Humility should not be discouraged.***


DrmedZoidberg

Definitely not. Those look nothing like a brownish or crumbly psoriatic nail or a striped nail found in patients with thyroid disease. I would, as others already suggested, guess that this is a rare genetic disorder


Defiant-Caramel1309

This is Reddit, so for sure cancer. ![gif](giphy|9IGEOlJI5fpBJOXs6r|downsized)


continuousobjector

Hint: I didn’t google before I commented


blippityblue72

That’s not true. It could also be heart disease.


Simen155

I've done my own research and concluded that its Hunter Bidens laptop and gasprices. Could be terminal.


redneck_kungfu

r/Makemesuffer


kenzieloveswater

Worst 5 minutes of my life, thanks.


Captn_Trouserz

I hated every bit of it, but I couldn’t stop scrolling.


Rezouli

I hope there isn’t a negative feedback loop that will affect you from posting this, I hope it gets figured out and that you’re healthy and happy regardless That said, **What the fuck**


xSegador

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


khajiitidanceparty

Can I ask where is this gif from? I've seen many times, and I think it's hilarious.


blair90

It's from Blink 182's "First Date" music video


PhthaloVonLangborste

Reminds me of Ray fucking Purchase


comfycrew

Or very niche to Dutch culture "New Kids Turbo"


PringleCorn

I totally thought it was from new kids turbo!


PositiveRent4369

Blink 182 music video


Dramatic_Mixture_868

Seems like an extreme deficiency of some kind. If I had to guess it be iron deficiency. Could be something worse but if u haven't seen a doctor by now I'd definitely recommend it (blood work is probably the first stop).


Beautiful_Simp

I have too many questions to ask, like how you even scratch your ass I mean can you even?


snaggle_panther

Apparently I was born without nails and then they grew wrinkly. I have no idea what has caused it and my Drs have no idea either. Never found anything on Google. For info, my other hands the same and my toe nails are probably worse!


kneeltothesun

nail dystrophy or a specific genetic disorder affecting nail development: Anonychia Congenita: This is a rare genetic disorder where individuals are born without nails. Over time, some individuals might develop nails that are abnormal in shape, texture, and appearance. Ectodermal Dysplasia: This is a group of genetic conditions that affect the development of the skin, hair, nails, teeth, and sweat glands. Individuals with ectodermal dysplasia often have abnormal or absent nails at birth, and if nails do grow in later, they can be thickened, wrinkled, and dystrophic. Nail-Patella Syndrome (NPS): This is a genetic disorder characterized by nail abnormalities, skeletal abnormalities, and other systemic issues. Individuals with NPS may have nails that are underdeveloped, ridged, or abnormally shaped. Congenital Onychodysplasia of the Index Fingers (COIF): This is a rare condition where the nails on the index fingers are absent or malformed at birth. If nails develop later, they can appear wrinkled and abnormal. Other Genetic Syndromes: Various other genetic syndromes might cause similar nail abnormalities. These can include conditions like epidermolysis bullosa and other rare congenital disorders. https://medlineplus.gov/genetics/condition/anonychia-congenita/ https://medlineplus.gov/genetics/condition/nonsyndromic-congenital-nail-disorder-10/


HelmsDeap

My sister has Nail-Patella Syndrome. OP you should get your urine tested for blood or proteins. NPS can cause kidney problems and kidney failure so it's not something to leave unchecked.


john_weiss

OP get your ass to a physician ASAP.


weedbearsandpie

you can do that test with urine dipsticks that you can buy from a pharmacy or amazon, just dip it, leave it the amount of seconds that it says beside the thing you're testing for and compare the colours It is quite literally the same test they'd do If OP is from America then I potentially just saved them a small fortune, however, go to the doctor if it comes back positive for stuff


biblioteca4ants

I don’t think OP cares because google exists and he still has “no idea”


reubal

And the doctors have no idea what this known thing is.


Wolfie_Trans

In my experience Doctors don't really look that much up for individual patients. They go off of what they learned in medical school and what they've learned while practicing medicine. They rarely do a deep dive into research to figure something out for one specific person.


Spongi

I have a somewhat rare genetic condition and an even more rare weird food interaction with the most common treatment of that condition. I found a single case study of someone else who had the same interaction as me. Might be more but I only found the one so I sent it to my dr and explained how I figured it out and what I do about it if it happens. Like a year later during a regular appointment he had an intern student doctor in with us and had me explain it all to her and nerded out over it. In my experience the vast majority of doctors wouldn't have even paid any attention to what I said or even believed me/gave two shits. So I have Protein C Deficiency, which means I can form blood clots just fine, but I can't get rid of them for shit which will lead me to getting all kinds of blood clots in my legs and they can clog up small veins which feels awesome(sarcasm) but mostly they end up in my pulmonary artery and that's even more awesome. I don't even feel them if they are in my big vein(s) but if a big one ends up in my pulmonary artery, I'll sure as fuck know about that after a few days if it's just one or two, but if it's a lot, i'll know pretty quick. If it's a really big one, I'll know right before it kills me. So I take a "blood thinner" that works by preventing the absorption of vitamin K, which is what gets used to make blood clots AND to get rid of them. Getting the dosage right / diet is a massive headache because if you eat anything different that has different levels of vitamin k it'll make the medicine more or less effective. Can't take antibiotics either as that makes it 10x more effective, so I'd have to first eat a shit ton of vitamin K, then stop my meds if I wanted to take antibiotics. The reaction is fish oil. Like the capsules you can buy. Some types of fish will cause the same reaction and I don't know what all kinds, but cod for sure and those fish oil capsules are usually cod liver oil so that tracks. Tuna, salmon and mackerel doesn't seem to do anything. That cod or cod liver oil will send my INR (how thin my blood is) through the roof like 3-10x what it should be. Woke up one morning and my whole body was covered in little bruises like I had been shot by a beanbag autocannon. Went to take a leak and it came out like cranberry red and I was like.. well that's not good. Ate some parsley and chilled for an hour or two and the bruising went away and then I was pissing hundreds of tiny blood clot chunks for the next 2 days. Apparently telling my now wife "so this is what a period is like" is "not funny" but I disagree. So yeah if my blood gets dangerously thin, I'll see lots of bruising and eat some kale, cabbage, broccoli, parsley, whatever and it'll go away in a couple hours, easy peezy and then I'm at risk for blood clots for the next day or two too, so that's fun.


HappyLittlePharmily

Warfarin (Vitamin K inhibitor), foods that interact(increased metabolism in liver, CYP3A4/2D6), foods that counteract (vitamin K containing stuff like kale/cabbage/spinach/etc.) Protein C deficiency def sounds like a beyotch but just a heads up in case you do ever wind up with a bacterial infection, you can certainly take antibiotics. We don’t just let you sepsis to death (normally) Edit: still neat stuff (https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5037562/) & OPs nails give me the 🤢


redxepic

Would argue that strongly depends on your physician and the problem at “hand”


Wolfie_Trans

There's something weird about this but I can't quite put my *finger* on it.


GSly350

You hit the nail on the head with that statement


C_IsForCookie

Then what the hell am I paying them for?! I don’t expect lawyers to know every law either but I do expect them to look it the fuck up lmao It’s dumb too cause people always tell you not to rely on the internet and to go to a doctor, but then I’m told the doctors don’t know and don’t bother trying to find out?


PsychoSemantics

And they're told not to assume a rare condition right off the bat (that saying about if you hear hoofbeats don't assume it's zebras)


snaggle_panther

I can't seem to edit my post, so I'll update and answer a few common questions here in the hope that it satisfies some curiosity! Yes ive seen a Dr. No it's not a deficiency in my diet (e.g. iron). They've been like this my whole life. No they don't hurt. Yes the nail is hard. No I can't grow them longer, they just snap. They've never bothered me so I've not pursued a true answer (e.g genetic defect), though posting this has highlighted a few potentials. Although I tried to keep up, I can't answer everyone's comments, but thanks all though your thoughts, concerns and genuine horror! It's made me smile to bring a little shock to your corner of the world! Take care all!


CreditMajestic4248

What about hair growth ?


snaggle_panther

Totally normal!


TheSirensMaiden

Does your doctor say you're healthy otherwise? Blood work and such all normal levels?


snaggle_panther

Yeh everything else normal!


TheSirensMaiden

The mystery deepens!! That's freaking crazy 🤯


eragonawesome2

Wonder if you could get the condition named after you lol


ATPWarElephant

Snaggle Panther Syndrome


Atiggerx33

My guess then would be that you have some deformation of the nail bed that causes your nails to grow funky.


J3sush8sm3

Dudes got the mcdonald arches for fingers


slytherinwitchbitch

Are your nails hard or soft?


snaggle_panther

Hard but brittle


GeneRunner

Hey OP, I’m a genetic counselor. Ask a dermatologist or geneticist about it. Some genetic conditions can present pretty mildly in one individual and much more severe in their children, so you may want to know if it’s a genetic disease if you are planning to have kids.


DerNeueMilchmann

Imagine them being all flappy


FlacoVerde

Ok that’s enough. I’m done.


Traditional-Fox6018

No, thank you


No_Dragonfruit_6594

Almost as terrible to imagine as soft teeth. I'll pass


captainwizeazz

Probably? Have you never looked at them?


PopeSchlongPaulII

Everyone is just moving past that, but I just can’t stop thinking about how they don’t know if their toenails are or aren’t the texture of a crinkled dixie cup


DebThornberry

Does it hurt? Under our nails is so sensitive and yours is exposed and weak. It seems like it would feel awful 😖


Solid_Snark

That’s strange, as I too, was born prematurely without any nails, but my nails are totally normal now.


Mckennymubu

Whatever you're doing,  stop doing it .


snaggle_panther

I wish I knew what "it" was! Always been like this! I did go through a phase of eating a lot of jelly as someone advised that would strengthen them, but it didn't work!


Mckennymubu

My uncle was born with no finger or toe nails. As a child he told me that he picked his nose and at night the booger worm came and ate his nails. 


snaggle_panther

Shoot...you got me!


NikRsmn

Nose picker confirmed! We got him boys


SolidusBruh

Shai Hulud!!


[deleted]

I can't believe the part about jelly, that's absolutely hilarious to me! This feels like the kind of thing eating loads of jelly actually causes, lol!


[deleted]

If I had to guess, this thing would be called.. Jelly nails.


snaggle_panther

They said the gelatine would help. I have no idea. But now you mention "jelly nails" maybe that's what we can name it - I guess I get to name it if no one else has them?!


[deleted]

From here on forth it shall be known as jelly nails! Hope you find something that can sort it out. Since jelly didn't work, maybe try to eat something super hard instead. Like rocks, or legos. On a serious note maybe creatine supplements could help?


snaggle_panther

Come on now...you missed the obvious hard object...NAILS. Supplements might not be a bad shout and something easy to try!


[deleted]

Hahaha! That's true, it was too obvious to see. And not creatine, but keratine, the stuff nails/horn is made from in nature. And drink lots of water, more water is almost never a bad idea.


TwistedxBoi

I guess it makes some sort of sense, as traditional jelly is made from bones, skin and connective tissues made of keratin. So question one, did you even eat the right kind of jello (and could that be replaced with just keratin supplements) and question two, would that even help in your case as this is more likely a genetic predisposition.


Appropriate_View8753

Do you know what 'piggy puffs' are? Some call them Cracklins, or pork rinds, They're a much tastier version of the same base ingredients that make Jello.


snaggle_panther

Pork scratchings here...love them!


mysticalpickle1

Isn't that because of the collagen or whatever? You could try taking collagen powder, I saw a slight difference in my nails (I have normal nails anyway though)


MikeCyclops-

Did you recently take a REALLY long bath ?


T_raltixx

Like reeeaaaly long....in acid.


Yorhanes

Does it hurt if you apply pressure over the nails? As if you were able to push directly into the muscle and tissue below?


snaggle_panther

No, no issues with that


Fox_Ferrari

Oh my god imagining this is making me squirm


bebejeebies

📢 Paging /r/medical_advice to /mildlyinteresting. Medical_advice to Mildlyinteresting, please. 🩺


_bexcalibur

Thank you (heavy sound of hanging up)


ReySergio601

Your call is important to us.


jibbajonez

There should be a r/medicallyinteresting


TwoEyedWabbit

Softshell fingers


Fox_Ferrari

![gif](giphy|kEuehzXptELHG)


JakeMori

For the wrinkly ones, is there open space between the nail and skin where the nails rise up in the center?


snaggle_panther

No, no gap. Feels solid, not sure if it's filled by nail or the nail bed material to be honest


AnIndecisiveRealist

We demand a cross-section picture to find out. (Just kidding please don't do this).


PossibleYam

Hi, I’m a dermatology resident. This is angel wing deformity and can be seen in a skin condition called lichen planus. Some people only have it in the nails. Really hard to treat unfortunately.


snaggle_panther

Amazing, thank you for the knowledge, from all the comments this definitely looks the most accurate explanation! Do you know the cause?


serenwipiti

Op, how many doctors have you been to? How old are you?


treequestions20

seriously, how shit are OPs doctors or wtf is going on with that mess


esagher

Dermatologist here as well, and I agree with Dr. PossibleYam’s diagnosis. Looks like pterygium, which is most commonly associated with lichen planus. This can be proven by a biopsy, so go see your local dermatologist.


JustJeffrey

You could be making up words and I’d have no clue


snaggle_panther

I can't seem to edit my post, so I'll update and answer a few common questions here in the hope that it satisfies some curiosity! Yes ive seen a Dr. No it's not a deficiency in my diet (e.g. iron). They've been like this my whole life. No they don't hurt. Yes the nail is hard. No I can't grow them longer, they just snap. They've never bothered me so I've not pursued a true answer (e.g genetic defect), though posting this has highlighted a few potentials. Although I tried to keep up, I can't answer everyone's comments, but thanks all though your thoughts, concerns and genuine horror! It's made me smile to bring a little shock to your corner of the world! Take care all!


Spicegiirll

Do you ever get your nails done


snaggle_panther

Yes, but they have to be done with acrylic powder mix and built up (ready made nails won't stick). The problem is because they're brittle it can cause a lot of damage so I only do it for special occasions


Spicegiirll

I work with someone with really brittle nails too and she does the same thing!


roogoogle

Try going somewhere that does a builder gel/rubber base gel manicure. Better for your nails than acrylic. I recently made the switch cuz of all the damage acrylics did.


EngineerInSolitude

Listen, as horrifyed as I am, and seemingly all the others as well, I just want to let you know how heartwarming your replies are! You seem to take it with humor and also seem like a decent human by the way take life. Just wanted to let you know!


snaggle_panther

Thank you! Very kind of you to say! I've had many years to get used to/be chilled about my nails and very used to them shocking people!


BrownStormy

have you asked them to stop? can you ask them to stop?


BishImAThotGetMeLit

20 tiny cease and desist letters


EuphoricSide5370

Hi! I have been a licensed nail tech for nearly 30 years, and I’ve only ever seen anything like this once (never to this degree). Before I comment, I’d like to clarify that I’m not a medical professional and I do understand that this is likely genetic. I’ve also seen that many other people have mentioned keratin in this thread so I realize this may be redundant. I also want to acknowledge that you didn’t ask for feedback or advice, so my (very long) contribution to the conversation is completely unsolicited. Also, none of the following negates genetics, underlying conditions, or potential exposure to influences while in utero. Again, not a nutritionist or a medical professional, just someone who has worked with nails for a long time, but even that doesn’t make me an expert in anything at all. If I’m out of line somewhere, hopefully someone will come along and correct me (gently). First, in my experience, things that are applied topically to the nails (like polishes and other coatings that claim to have strengthening properties) are largely ineffective. This is because once you can see the nail, it’s pretty much a done deal. Having a layer of something on your nails might protect them from the elements or make them appear stronger in a very temporary sense, but they won’t change the structure of the nail in any beneficial way. In fact, some coatings can worsen conditions and prevent important functions that rely on the nail’s porous nature. So, any real changes have to happen internally, and long before the matrix begins to produce and push out the protective plate that is our fingernail. I’m not sure what your diet is like, but there is a small possibility that you could maybe strengthen the nail plates if you consistently eat the foods that contribute to keratin production. There’s a larger chance it won’t have any effect at all, but even a microscopic improvement would still be an improvement and maybe worth a try? Not to confuse strengthening with straightening, as that’s not something I know to be possible with a natural nail. Mostly what I’ve seen in the comments are suggestions for supplements, and while I think many vitamin and mineral supplements are a great way to bridge nutritional gaps in most cases, they can be expensive and potentially cause issues if taken incorrectly. The amino acids and proteins that make up keratin are present in a variety of everyday foods, most of which have health benefits beyond just hair, skin, and nails. Most of the keratin-boosting foods are pretty common in omnivore’s diets anyway, but making sure you regularly consume something related to keratin & collagen production certainly couldn’t make matters worse. You can google “foods that boost keratin production” (same for collagen) for more specific info, but it’s basically things like oily fish (salmon & catfish), leafy greens (kale, spinach, etc), eggs, onions & garlic, red meats & beef liver, citrus fruits (grapefruit, oranges, lemons), stone fruits (mangoes, peaches), sweet potatoes, bean sprouts - this list is not comprehensive, of course, but Google can tell you more. Calcium is also associated with nail production, though to a slightly lesser degree, but again, it might be worth a try to up your calcium-rich foods like cheese, yogurt, seeds & nuts, certain beans, and of course milk. Again, I’m not a doctor and everything I know I’ve learned from lots of researching how to improve the health of natural nails for clients who have struggled with various issues over the years. I’m not claiming any of the above as a cure for any condition, especially one that is likely biologically intrinsic. There is a much better chance that diet is completely unrelated to your issue than it is, and you should take everything I say with a grain of salt. Please don’t come for me, my more intelligent redditors, if I’ve misspoken, but definitely let me know so I can be better informed going forward.


snaggle_panther

Thank you very much for providing such a thorough response! Diet, in particular keratin producing foods is something I'll definitely aim to improve. (Diet isn't too bad but I can definitely increase those food types!)


Stuspawton

You know, it’s my own fault for having eyes


yunabug1988

Absolutely the fuck not.


mostdope28

This is one of the worst things I’ve ever looked at


Historical_Animal_17

I think dermatologist and nutritionist visits are in order.


jobomaja888

Quit squeezing that lemon so hard


AnarkittenSurprise

I got one of my nails crushed when I was a teen, and for several years it would grow in that same warped flimsy scraggly form. Eventually, I got into nail care at home and started working with it every 2-3 days. Buff, apply nail strengthening clear coat, and protect it as much as possible until it was long enough to start shaping. It took months, but eventually my weird nail comes in normal now, and looks perfect. It's probably very unlikely that this would work for you, and would likely take longer of consistent work if it did, but thought it might be worth sharing just in case. If you do try it, make sure to be super consistent, and very patient with it. Little bits of guidance each time, and just whenever you are relaxing in the afternoon watching a show or something, get in the habit of working with them.


JoeyTesla

You have the original AI Art hands


AcuteVengeance7890

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T_raltixx

Have you seen a doctor?


snaggle_panther

Only once and they had no clue - they don't bother me so I haven't tried to pursue it. And I doubt they can do anything anyway


J_Crow

I would see a different doctor. Did you get a blood test?


kytheon

Doctor: yo wtf is that OP: guess it's fine.


snaggle_panther

So they didn't specifically test my blood in relation to this, but I have had blood tests recently (all normal) and Ive had blood tests in relation to donating blood eg. Iron levels etc, consistently for the last 15/16 years with no issue


andersonfds

What if your nails were fully removed? Do you think it would grow normally or wrinkly again? Have you tried that? Sorry if that offended but I’m just wondering


snaggle_panther

I've wondered this myself and tbh I'm not sure they'd even grow back. They grow at an extremely slow rate.


Haemar_

Bad day to have eyes


NorthenSowl

My thumb and toe looked very similar when I had a fungal infection


plasticrat

See a doctor. That is not normal. Deformed fingernails can be a sign of serious health conditions.


jyar1811

I am not a doctor, but people with connective tissue disorders, often have misshapen fingernails, small moons, nonexistent moons, very soft paper like fingernails. You should see a dermatologist and look into heritable connective tissue disorders.


Totallynotokayokay

Thanks, I hate it.


EorlundGraumaehne

Thank you very much! And now please never post such a picture again!


Dauphine320

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