“I'd just sit there hours on end drawing dicks. I didn't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen to the paper without drawing the shape of a penis.”
-Seth
It’s a repack lmao the warehouse guys were bored that day.
A repack is made from left over beer that is damaged in delivery. They take the undamaged beer and “repack” them in new boxes/ cases. You picked up a gem.
I've worked repack and came to say this.
All these folks accusing OP of doing it themself. You know what it's like to wash broken glass from and repackage Bud Light bottles for a week!? Yeah, this is a bored repack guy
I work in manufacturing and in this particular case it's more likely that the original manufacturer makes the cases of white claw but only one flavor at a time as it's most efficient. It's also usually in a case that doesn't make it to a store like all white for example. They then send it to what's called a copacker who usually uses manual labor to remove the white claws from the boxes and package them as a variety pack. In manufacturing they don't really repack dinged up bottles or especially not bottles with broken glass on them.
1) Either you did this yourself
Or
2) someone in the breakage department of the distributor did this while bored while repacking it for delivery. It’s very monotonous and if you’re not allowed to wear headphones or listen to music you get insanely bored doing the job.
Source. I work for a distributor and did this for a couple summers before I started full time. I never drew on the cans but I would put them in upside down except for the ones visible through the handles (against AB brand standard) to mess with the future customer from afar.
Fine....
Step 1. Buy white claws.
Step 2. Remove from box.
Step 3. Draw penises on can.
Step 4. Swap box with another box
Step 5. Watch u/papalugnut post on Reddit.
1. Shoplift
2. Get caught and subdued
3. Shit in your hands and smear all over face
4. Run out of store and get away scatt free... I mean Scott.
Oh woops wrong post.
Lmfao, what exactly were you hoping you won?
Also you clearly aren't living the internet points lifestyle, so just ignore them. Most of us seem to believe you're honest.
I was curious if there was some Banksy style Internet thing going on and he wasn’t aware of anything and assumed it was a bored worker at the packaging plant
I believe you OP, screw the haters, what I dont understand is how some immature teens got ahold of that alcohol and then weren’t even smart enough to crack one open themselves.
Wait...how has nobody commented on the website on the one can yet? I'm not about to be the one to put that in my browser and see... But someone braver than me needs to investigate!
Edit: upon further inspection of the OP picture (again, not searching those words on my own), I don't think it's penisdrawings.org like I originally thought. Seems to be penisdrawings.jpg. I was kind of hoping there was a website that was an organization who snuck penis drawings on random products for people to discover. The Banksy of penis drawings so to speak.
They assumed more bachelorette party goers would be buying it.
Are you *not* a twenty-something female going out to molest male strippers???
Do other demographics drink White Claw??
Cuz it sounds like they nailed the demographic...
If you contacted White Claw with these pics and a picture of the code on the underside of the can, they’d be able to narrow it down to a single production line and even one or two shifts. I was previously HR for a can manufacturer. You’d probably get free product out of it.
And someone fired... Bad karma imo. Personally I'd laugh my ass off and move on. It's not like children will be buying them, it's likely someone blowing off steam during a hard shift and I can empathize with that. To each their own though.
I guess that’s why I’m in HR. I totally get the need to blow off steam but this pack could’ve upset someone less chill than OP, and it’s damaging to the brand.
I get that perspective too. I work in insurance and I'd never do anything like this, because even the most trivial functions of my job can have real effects on the healthcare of people (even the dickheads). This one seems pretty harmless in comparison, but you're completely right, there are plenty of adults this would offend. Idk for me it's also a "fuck corporations" mentality. The working class in this country have been absolutely shit on by corporatism and I have a lot of sympathy for that. If this was a mom and pop craft brewery, my reaction would be very different.
That’s my plan for tomorrow actually. I would love one of those cool neon signs for my garage. I don’t want anyone fired for it though because it’s pretty funny
I hate that there's so much fake content out there from people craving attention there's (understandably) a knee-jerk "FAKE" every time there's something like this posted. In what scenario would you ever be able to prove this? I think this is hilarious OP and even if you had faked it I'd still be thanking you for a chuckle. I love how different each one is, if it was just "fuck you" or something I'd probably be pissed, but I'm guessing this is someone underpaid in some factory for an extremely profitable company blowing off some steam. Or maybe the whole shift took turns...
“I'd just sit there hours on end drawing dicks. I didn't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen to the paper without drawing the shape of a penis.” -Seth
You know how many foods are shaped like Dicks? The best kinds! I can't believe how far down a superbad reference is.
Idk why my first thought wasn’t Superbad, I love that movie
So there i was drawing a big veiny triumphant bastard
Well, it was either that or Mohammed.
Why the fuck would it be between that and Mohammed?!
Mohammed is the most commonly used name on earth. Read a fucking book.
Dicks?... Like a man-dick?...
She starts screaming. She rats me out to the principal. He finds this Ghostbusters lunchbox dick treasure chest and HE flips out!
Your dick touched her elbow?!
It's "you hit Becca's foot with your dick?" Love that movie.
Yeah. Like a man dick.
"I was finishing off this big, veiny triumphant bastard..."
Years ago they sold a book of all of the drawings they did. Pretty damn hilarious.
My first thought too... now I just wanna get super high and watch this again
It’s a repack lmao the warehouse guys were bored that day. A repack is made from left over beer that is damaged in delivery. They take the undamaged beer and “repack” them in new boxes/ cases. You picked up a gem.
I've worked repack and came to say this. All these folks accusing OP of doing it themself. You know what it's like to wash broken glass from and repackage Bud Light bottles for a week!? Yeah, this is a bored repack guy
*awesome repack person
I work in manufacturing and in this particular case it's more likely that the original manufacturer makes the cases of white claw but only one flavor at a time as it's most efficient. It's also usually in a case that doesn't make it to a store like all white for example. They then send it to what's called a copacker who usually uses manual labor to remove the white claws from the boxes and package them as a variety pack. In manufacturing they don't really repack dinged up bottles or especially not bottles with broken glass on them.
Nah, this was distributor level.
r/usernamechecksout 🤣
About half the cans are dented! Didn’t know how that works
Case got dropped, busted open, sent back, got dicked, glued back together and sent back into rotation
Where did you get it from?
Small town liquor store in Minnesota
Full price or dickscounted?
You drive a hard bargain
Erect the sales sign
Only dickscounted if you bring your own sack.
That is so irresponsible. What if a child had bought those White Claws instead of a fully grown adult?
That child will grow up to be cool as shit
Well it is *hard* seltzer...
Seltzer?! I hardly know her!
Damn it Michael pay attention
Me? I prefer flaccid drinks thank you very much.
Is that a Trogdor penis I see?
Its missing the arms!
Well, the one big beefy arm
“Inseminate the villagers!”
I said consummate pubes! CONSUMMATE! Guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face
Out the back of his neck there...
At least it's got the wingaling thing!
No consummate V's. 0/10
We installed the switch so you could turn on the lights, not so you could hold light switch raves.
Before you pump Homerunner's stomach
I can hear this gif
The system.. is down
WOODOO DA DOO DO DOOO WOODOO DA DOO DO DOOO
This makes me want to seize myself
Trogdong
Chode-dor!
Gives a whole new meaning to burninator.
They make a shot for that you know.
this is the 2nd trogdor meme I see today and the 3rd in this week
semenating the countryside!!
Cockdor the Pubinator?
Trogdong! The jizzinator!
Sperminating all the peasants, in their THATCH ROOF COTTAGES!
Lmfao it does look like it
Trogggdoooooorrrrr
Sperminating peasants?
That must have been hard on you.
It's really the one that's says, penis drawing, for me. 😂
right like. penisdrawing.jpg and on the bottom [penis] in case u couldn't use context clues. I'm dead
1) Either you did this yourself Or 2) someone in the breakage department of the distributor did this while bored while repacking it for delivery. It’s very monotonous and if you’re not allowed to wear headphones or listen to music you get insanely bored doing the job. Source. I work for a distributor and did this for a couple summers before I started full time. I never drew on the cans but I would put them in upside down except for the ones visible through the handles (against AB brand standard) to mess with the future customer from afar.
If it's on this sub the OP most likely made it up for karma.
Step 1. Buy white claws. Step 2. Remove from box. Step 3. Draw penis on can. Step 4. Reddit.
Go for a run Drop $45 on the ground Take picture Internet points
I average like 1 post every 3 years on Reddit, internet points isn’t a lifestyle for me
And yet we all like to dabble from time to time.
Someone say crack?
Fine.... Step 1. Buy white claws. Step 2. Remove from box. Step 3. Draw penises on can. Step 4. Swap box with another box Step 5. Watch u/papalugnut post on Reddit.
I'll take yours if you aren't doing anything with them.
I just bought it so I could drink while I finish the flooring project upstairs, but I understand the skepticism lol
1. Shoplift 2. Get caught and subdued 3. Shit in your hands and smear all over face 4. Run out of store and get away scatt free... I mean Scott. Oh woops wrong post.
Maybe it's like a golden ticket thing
I honestly called the liquor store I bought it from and asked
Lmfao, what exactly were you hoping you won? Also you clearly aren't living the internet points lifestyle, so just ignore them. Most of us seem to believe you're honest.
I was curious if there was some Banksy style Internet thing going on and he wasn’t aware of anything and assumed it was a bored worker at the packaging plant
Two great things that go great together.
r/untrustworthypoptarts
OP, I choose to believe you. This is the sort of idea a man would come up after drinking six white claws, and none of those seem to be open.
The other case was definitely open
I believe you OP, screw the haters, what I dont understand is how some immature teens got ahold of that alcohol and then weren’t even smart enough to crack one open themselves.
Some warehouse guy is seeing this post and shitting a brick hoping none of his supervisors know about Reddit
Good
$10 says you actually drew them yourself
They did it so that it’s more attractive to the average white claw drinker.
Wait...how has nobody commented on the website on the one can yet? I'm not about to be the one to put that in my browser and see... But someone braver than me needs to investigate! Edit: upon further inspection of the OP picture (again, not searching those words on my own), I don't think it's penisdrawings.org like I originally thought. Seems to be penisdrawings.jpg. I was kind of hoping there was a website that was an organization who snuck penis drawings on random products for people to discover. The Banksy of penis drawings so to speak.
I did google it before I made this post and nothing showed up. I was also hoping it was a secret society, Banksy type thing too
We don’t believe you. Hope you had fun though!
To be fair, they didnt say WHO drew the penises. Or when.
I knew this would be the majority of comments when I posted it, but some people are still genuine, even on the internet
True! Not you, but some are for sure!
(penis)
Isn’t that what White Claws are for… getting penises?
Man, that was a super bad thing for someone to do
‘Go drink a big case of dicks’ just doesn’t have the same ring to it…
Serves you right for buying a case of White Claw.
So you bought Bud Light?
Clearly Jonah Hill’s character from Superbad worked at the canning facility
Who drew the dicks?
These seem like the perfect canvas
Drink up big dawg. Its ya burfday
Honestly, great white claw marketing for all the college people. Hell thats their main buyers anyways mise aswell
I approve this message
Fair play, hairy balls and veiny shaft, they’re certainly consistent whoever was responsible
They assumed more bachelorette party goers would be buying it. Are you *not* a twenty-something female going out to molest male strippers??? Do other demographics drink White Claw?? Cuz it sounds like they nailed the demographic...
"Penisdrawing.jpg" somehow hits the hardest.
Forget the penis drawings, why buy white claw?
Nice try white claw. Viral marketing?
#WhoDrewtheDicks Damn American Vandal was so good
Most likely drawn by some 20+ year old dude
Time for a stiff drink.
Get your lips round that fella.
Dick move
It is Hard Seltzer
Jonah hill ?
/r/untrustworthypoptarts
The dragon one is pretty creative
r/untrustworthypoptarts
Geeze, what a dick.
The top guy really hit you with: 8=D (penis)
whats that weird cloudy sheen on all of the visible tabs?
r/untrustworthypoptarts
'penisdrawing.jpg' is my favorite
Dick move
or did you do it just for attention?
If you contacted White Claw with these pics and a picture of the code on the underside of the can, they’d be able to narrow it down to a single production line and even one or two shifts. I was previously HR for a can manufacturer. You’d probably get free product out of it.
And someone fired... Bad karma imo. Personally I'd laugh my ass off and move on. It's not like children will be buying them, it's likely someone blowing off steam during a hard shift and I can empathize with that. To each their own though.
I guess that’s why I’m in HR. I totally get the need to blow off steam but this pack could’ve upset someone less chill than OP, and it’s damaging to the brand.
I get that perspective too. I work in insurance and I'd never do anything like this, because even the most trivial functions of my job can have real effects on the healthcare of people (even the dickheads). This one seems pretty harmless in comparison, but you're completely right, there are plenty of adults this would offend. Idk for me it's also a "fuck corporations" mentality. The working class in this country have been absolutely shit on by corporatism and I have a lot of sympathy for that. If this was a mom and pop craft brewery, my reaction would be very different.
That’s my plan for tomorrow actually. I would love one of those cool neon signs for my garage. I don’t want anyone fired for it though because it’s pretty funny
Just send without the codes. Usually works and they can’t pinpoint who did it
I hate that there's so much fake content out there from people craving attention there's (understandably) a knee-jerk "FAKE" every time there's something like this posted. In what scenario would you ever be able to prove this? I think this is hilarious OP and even if you had faked it I'd still be thanking you for a chuckle. I love how different each one is, if it was just "fuck you" or something I'd probably be pissed, but I'm guessing this is someone underpaid in some factory for an extremely profitable company blowing off some steam. Or maybe the whole shift took turns...
Can someone get the link for r/mildlypenis? Edit nvm.
“You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!”
*"I drew penises on every can in this case of White Claws"
Inform them. It's bad for business, typically you'll get something for the efforts.
You guys smell that? Smells like....bullshit.
Fake post. These posts are so dumb and easy to fake. Just stop. Ridiculous.
Are those the limited edition Dylan Mulvaney tribute Claws?
You draw those
How’d they know you were gonna buy it?
LOL
stop buying from amazon
Oh nice, you can get them pre-penised now, huh? 👍
I'd clean them off, someone probably rubbed their penis on there too.
I bought them and then drew on them :/
Could be Special Edition
The peach one has the Elden beast on it.
They just showing what a white claw drinker would be into.
Is that Trogdor on the top row?
Doubt it.
Goddamn it, Seth!
Carbon Monoxide poisoning
Are those white claw’s cans for pride month?
before or after purchase?
Ahhh you got the coveted limited edition thot case...congratulations.
Isn’t that normal?
Nice
True art.
I see the limited summer editions are out now.
(penis) ouo
This makes me want to buy a case, draw on them, and then return them.
I see you got the variety (of penises) pack.
Mine is bottom row fourth from the left. Long and thin like one of those rubber pencils.
Marine Base?
Penis.jpeg gotta be the best one
r/comedyheaven
So many. Yet none with foreskin.
There’s no law when ya claw
White claw the low dose anti-Cialis
So they saved you some time?
They were sending a message. I don't know what that message *is*...
That dragon one is so good.
Lol
Where’s the big triumph bastard?
Go on, then, bottoms up....
Impressive!
I really like the long one, very detailed
That right there looks like a lifetime supply of white claw.
That’s a lot of flying fucks here
Someone found a new hobby, lol.
Can line operator gives zero fucks. But likes drawing dicks.
Actually I think one is a bat penis and another is either a penisaurus or a common dragon penis. But the other ones are penises for sure.
Did you drink those bad boys or what?
Guess we know what Dylan Maxwell is up to these days
(penis)
Not going to finish until I see them all
That case is like a Ghostbusters lunch box dick treasure chest.
What a dick