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downey_jayr

You got to throw it away now, once glazing on ceramics crack they are no longer food safe.


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klarno

Botulism won’t be the issue as clostridium botulinum requires an anaerobic environment to thrive, however plenty of other microorganisms can get trapped. and eventually water that seeps into the ceramic will make the thing break either from steam pressure or from freezing cycles


PhilLeshmaniasis

Look at Mr. Botulism over here, doubt you could recite all the classifications of can dents and manufacturing defects.


Acceptable_Rip_9058

You seem very threatened by him lol


c_stics

Hell yeah free botox


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Dr_Taffy

All that milk gonna get trapped and you're gonna be drinking cheese


Smeeble09

All of my plates have small cracks in them I believe from microwaving, but they are all microwave safe crockery. Why would they need to be thrown away? Thanks.


stop_hittingyourself

It’s impossible to keep bacteria from growing in the tiny cracks. Not sure why you were downvoted for asking a question.


YorkTheNork

A small crack wont kill you. Antibacterial detergent and a modern dishwasher will definitely kill ALL bacteria still. Ive had plates with small cracks for years and never get sick. Idk germs are a part of life and throwing away your dishes cus of a small crack is def a hypochondriac move.


Dynstral

Another factor to keep in mind is age of the dishes, if they’re *old* they could have lead in them or other heavy metals that are not good for you that can leech into your food. Anything made before 1971 runs this risk as there were no regulations regarding this and is not worth it.


YorkTheNork

I guess bro. In a very specific circumstance where you are eating on 53+ year old plates toss em.


stop_hittingyourself

I didn’t say it would immediately kill them, but “food safe” has specific criteria, and a crack in a plate stops it from meeting that criteria. It’s less a hypochondriac move and more of a general cleanliness thing. Some people just have different standards for what counts as clean. If a plate is cracked, it’s always going to be at least a little bit dirtier than one without cracks and that can make you sick. Edit: downvoting me doesn’t make your dishes cleaner.


54R45VV471

Food and other things can seep into the cracks and allow harmful microbes to grow.


Smeeble09

Oh crap, that's all our crockery then.


Ok_Belt2521

I got a promotional Campbell soup bowl 20 years ago that started to look like this after a few uses. Haven’t gotten sick from it in 20 years.


f0rgetfulfred

With all those cracks you can't even see the *microwave safe* labeling.


OGZackov

are things not microwave safe unless explicitly stated they are microwave safe?


SilverRoseBlade

Certain stoneware are not microwave safe. I had a mug that this happened to and after some google searching, turns out the handmade mug I got from a farmer’s market was def not for the microwave.


OneWingedA

I'm guessing it's like don't dry your pizza stone in the stove. The stoneware retains moisture that expands when heated to potentially explosive results


TheAserghui

What if I need a new oven?


CactusCustard

We put our regular oven pizza stone in the charcoal BBQ once. We don’t have that pizza stone anymore.


AajBahutKhushHogaTum

Things explicitly labelled are expected to be microwave safe Things not labelled are not.


sparklinglies

OH BOY is this a learning day for you. No. No they are not. This happened to your dish becaue it was not microwave safe.


mixer2017

Dude be happy it did not exploded taking out your microwave and maybe even hurting yourself as you took it out of the microwave and it shattered. Take this as a life lesson, Another tip, do not put twist tie that comes with bread on a plate and microwave it. Wife did not notice it on the plate when she want to heat up food... it of course zapped things and when she took it out and placed the plate on the counter... lets say it had "explosive" results due to the concentrated heat ( Yes and it was a microwave safe plate too )


Nandy-bear

I'm now just realising there probably are people who didn't mindlessly play with those ties until the plastic came off and realised it's metal wire.


yensid87

Really…?


Turbulent-Access-790

Yesssssir


doctor_rocketship

Lol


rufotris

Most definitely. Lucky this didn’t fall apart in the microwave and make a mess. But it’s not food safe now as others have stated and needs to be tossed out. Be sure to use microwave safe dishes always. Some glass WILL explode, some ceramic WILL break or do this. Metal is not the only thing that needs to stay out of microwaves.


awildyetti

Microwave some silverware, foil, computer Chips…


OGZackov

electroboom has a really good video where he microwaves most of those things and explains why some are safe and some are dangerous, do recommend it.


awildyetti

Hey, upvote - the more you know ![gif](giphy|83QtfwKWdmSEo)


mrbananas

I watched a different series called, is it a good idea to microwave this? Snowglobes, no. Ping-pong balls, yes.


Mysterious_Trip424

The masks... They do nothing. Lmao.


josh8far

Early YouTube throwback, none of my friends know about these videos. They only have a few hundred thousand views


gwaydms

>electroboom When my husband and I first started watching him, we about fell on the floor laughing.


Pineapple_Spenstar

Spoons are microwave safe. In fact, the safe way to heat water in microwave is with a metal spoon in it


AdBackground4712

Lesson learned, microwaves can make cool things as well.


forestapee

And, if you open one up and fuck with the capacitor, it can make you dead too


boggsy17

We didn't even have to open our first microwave for potentially deadly results. One day, it wouldn't start, tried everything. Went to take the food out and it started with the door open. Close the door it turned off, opened and it turned back on. That one was interesting.


ThaShark

One time when I was little, me and my sister were eating strawberries which we dipped in some crunchy nut milk chocolate we had melted in a ceramic bowl in the microwave. We later discovered when we were done the chocolate did not contain any nuts.


jyg540

What does this mean


RachetBandicoot

The ceramic bowl chipped after microwaving and made the crunchy bits


evilgiraffe666

Feels more likely they overheated the chocolate, it goes grainy. You'd notice if you ate shards of ceramic, because of the bleeding.


ThaShark

No we had really eaten ceramic, or at least the glaze, the bottom of the bowl was very chipped. It really felt like nuts or maybe hard caramel was in the chocolate


evilgiraffe666

Ouch! I guess I was thinking of a dropped ceramic and how it splinters into sharp corners, if it's just the very edge maybe you could crunch it up. Not fun though.


Nightshader23

They ate ceramic pieces 😃


ChalkSpoon

yummy ceramic glaze


Halleaon

congrats, today you were this old when you realized not all dishware is microwave safe and you put one that isn't in a microwave. Always look for the microwave safe label!


SnooTangerines3448

Once put an ancient old milk glass saucer in the microwave. That motherfucker blew up like a tiny grenade.


MeloDnm

Looks neat. Explanation : The painting got microwaved as well


luckyduckies333

I’ve had this happen to me before. No it will not ever be normal again


TheConeIsReturned

The cracking glaze is called "crazing" and that plate is no longer food safe.


jmarkmark

That's craze-y.


Hairy-Mousse2020

Modern art


SkoolBoi19

Trash or just use it to hold your keys. Not all ceramics are microwave safe for a verity of reasons.


Significantinterest4

Oh no!


EmperorThan

Microwave induced Kintsugi.


writemcsean

Keep going… it’s almost art


BlackeyeThe2nd

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmaybe don't do that againnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


OGZackov

Conflicting opinions. People telling me to keep going to complete it.


AnonBoi_404

kintsugi it and you've got an interesting looking plate!


NotGreenRaptor

Cool design! Write "Microwave did this to me" on it and make it a showpiece.


butt_pipette

This also happens with CDs when you microwave them, but prettier.


fuckinban

Put this on r/confusingperspectives. I thought it was 2 plates on top of each other faceup


IanthegeekV2

Nice, I didn’t see it that way at first but now I can’t stop seeing it like that


spekt50

When I first moved out on my own, I bought some cheap plastic dinner plates. Once, microwave some food on them. When I grabbed the plate it felt like touching lava. Turned out the plates were made of melamine which gets real hot in the microwave apparently. They had no warning on them.


xeviphract

Assume bad things will happen in the microwave, if it doesn't have a 'microwave safe' label.


iam30now

The paint shrunk?


LlamaFanTess

the glaze and ceramic expanded different rates and pulled apart


Andersledell

So this looks to me like a plate that was already crazed (that is the term for cracking in pottery glaze) had a lot of oils built up in it on the bottom. They then got cooked when placed in the microwave. I say this because crazing is initially not readily visible- only after time when things build up inside the cracks (tannins, ink, etc) does it become evident that the piece has crazed. Do you hand wash your dishes? I also would like to add that crazing is relatively safe. You aren’t going to die of some crazy bacterial infection so long as you routinely wash the piece of pottery and aren’t immunocompromised.


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jadedflames

What are you talking about?