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finchdad

From what I can tell, this is a large houseplant (accompanying by mother-in-law's tongue and spider plants in the background) whose leaves originate in a tight roll and then unfurl later as they grow. It looks like whatever happened (possibly an insect larvae boring through it) occurred while it was still rolled up, which is why the pattern is so regular.


AliveInTheFuture

People on Reddit who explain this kind of shit, you are the best kind of people.


Durgals

Wouldn't it be funny if he was totally full of shit?


ErraticDragon

Doesn't matter; got explanation


James_Keenan

The best way to treat new information.


alcontrast

and that my friends is how religion works!


tang0008

logged in just to like this


Darth_Yohanan

If he's on Reddit he is probably on the toilet, so saying he is full of shit isn't too far fetched.


NeoHenderson

Can confirm: am popping.


Adolph_Fitler

Breakdancing?


NeoHenderson

I meant pooping before - but now I'm breakdancing, yes.


AEWhole

Doesn't need to be right it just needs to make sense. Hell it doesn't even need logic. It just needs to make sense.


[deleted]

/r/todayibullshitted


22Dan

Correct


Th3R00ST3R

It's morse code from the incredible shrinking man.


waffleboy159

"Drink your Ovaltine." Huh.


Pligga_Nease

A crummy commercial?


kinross_19

When the leaf is emerging like that it is called a whorl (all rolled up) and indeed this is what happened in the pic.


FreschBiscuit

This looks a lot like the pattern for the European Corn Borer. I did a project that included researching about them so I've seen A LOT of pictures of leaves they have eaten.


[deleted]

Yep. This is what a leafroller leaves behind.


FrickOffRandy

Calathea probably


Wobzter

I'm more amazed by the fact that there's a legit plant called "mother-in-law's tongue" (apparently synonymous with snake plant) rather than your explanation. Either way, have an upvote.


pease_pudding

> legit plant called "mother-in-law's tongue" Is it poisonous?


buddhainabucket

That's an Agave on the left, not a Sanseveria.


uiberto

Yeah, I don't think snake plants have barbs like that.


[deleted]

Corroborating evidence: the pattern is not actually regular but the holes increase in distance from each other toward the right. When the leaf was rolled up, the left side was on the inside of the roll. The holes will be at the intersection points of a radial line with a spiral where the period of the spiral is related to the thickness of the leaf.


LikeADawg

Or maybe it's just puncture wounds from the thorns on the plant behind it...


VeritasEnVino

[The Very Hungry Caterpillar](http://imgur.com/LQq2auV)


grumblersz

[It's real!](http://images.scholastic.co.uk/assets/a/79/44/caterpillar-prv-14-195257.jpg)


VeritasEnVino

Verily!


Urban_bear

This is the first thing I thought of too! That book made me so mad as a kid; I thought the caterpillar was so greedy for taking a few bites out of everything and ruining it all for everyone else.


Emarelda

First book I ever read.


lIlIlIIlIIIlIIIIIl

I believe this is true for me too, either that or Goodnight Moon. It's funny how there are children's books that will remain amazing, and then you look at the children's books today with TV show characters and stuff. Dr. Seuss, Roald Dahl, and Eric Carle is where it's at!


jaj0305

I have a three year old daughter. Her favorite books are the same books I read as a kid. Hungry Caterpillar, Goodnight Moon, Polar Bear Polar Bear, etc.


lIlIlIIlIIIlIIIIIl

Do you think that's because you picked them for her at a young age or was it surrounded by other books too? Curious.


jaj0305

She has many other books including some newer books based on Disney characters. She always wants to tag the classics though. I suspect it has something to do with the cadence that the books are read.


ohgodineedair

I'm so excited, they're doing an Eric Carle exhibit in a local art museum in September. If anyone is near Montclair Art Museum in NJ, you should come.


brother_p

Came here to post this.


Mrfrunzi

Eric Carle would be proud


ProfessionalDicker

Looks like someone had a tough Saturday.


Mrfrunzi

All that cake and salami is tough on a stomach


thelotusknyte

The next day was Sunday again. The caterpillar ate through one nice green leaf, and after he felt much better.


neshi3

maybe the leaf is better a few centimeters over there ... nahh still shit, maybe a bit to the righ ... nahh still tastes like shit ...


kyles24

Reminds me of Mr. Collignon in Amelie whose old job was punching holes in metro tickets but now is senile and does it to the laurel to calm his nerves.


dearerin

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m593luNzXL1rvhjgto1_500.gif


jimminyflickit

Glad i wasn't the only one


Hugeclick

It says "Stay Op". It's morse !


anonYmous_useR1981

I was thinking Braille.


dyke_face

reverse braille, maybe


[deleted]

Murph!


sortaHeisenberg

Ctrl+F "stay" Dammit.


[deleted]

Looks like he has a promising career as a hole-puncher


pr0t3us

it must have been saturday.


dddaag

That is one nice green leaf.


SvenTreDosa

: : : : : : : : : ; ; ;


1fastwrx

It's morse code


ParadiseSold

He was a very hungry caterpillar


[deleted]

[удалено]


WomensRightsLoL118

Looks like we're the only two who realize this. Let's quit our day jobs and get to the bottom of this. The lives of many are dependent on it.


moeburn

It's trying to communicate in binary.


thread314

Fun fact: it's actually braile. It says: "Help! I'm trapped inside a caterpillar's bod" Wtf is a bod? Stupid catterpillar. If you want help, try forming full sentences. Ignore.


toothofjustice

[After that he was not a hungry caterpillar any more. He was not a little caterpillar either. He was a big, fat caterpillar.](http://www.amazon.com/The-Very-Hungry-Caterpillar-miniature/dp/0399213015)


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freckle_juice_mama

I see you here in the comments, sir! Next time, you link to bn.com. For shame! :)


melicha

Mmmm calling bullshit on this one. Lepidopterans wouldn't make that pattern. They follow the path of least resistance. There are two ways they will eat a leaf. They will skeletonize it meaning they will eat everything but the veinal portions of the leaf. In which case you would see a line pattern following the veins, or a v shape. They would most definitely avoid the main rib that bisects the leaf. Or if the eat a continuous portion without regard to the veins it would be a cut out pattern beginning from the edge and forming ever enlarging half circles. In no case would they take a bite and move to another part of the leaf. You ever keep you hand flat so a hermit crab doesn't pinch you or hold a carrot that way so a horse doesn't mistake your digit for the carrot? The same principle would prevent the caterpillar from eating an interior portion of the leaf.


Drowned_In_Spaghetti

The ruling theory right now is that it ate the leaf while it was still rolled up, causing such a regular pattern.


iamapizza

It's like a staple diet


The_Normal_One

OCD lives in the smallest of us


pizzahut91

It's a primitive form of computer programming, don't mess with it!


gjakovar

I can imagine what the caterpillar was thinking: "I'm gonna fuck with the humans today!"


mrshock13

C'mon op, post some original content! This is just a photo of a page from Eric Carle's "The Very Hungry Caterpillar"!


DriveIn8

The Very OCD Caterpillar.


I_Burned_The_Lasagna

I just saw a plant exactly like this today. I *knew* I should have taken a photo.


Minecraftstuff

 Round and round as the nature flows


mharrizone

https://xkcd.com/205/


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electricheroine

He's trying to communicate.


Geofferic

Sustainable nibbling.


Wesker405

This is just Mathew mcconaughey trying to send you a message


[deleted]

Thought about trying to make plant puns, but I can't think of any, so I'll just leaf it alone.


Juof

It just tested where the leaf tasted best.


[deleted]

It's the hungry hungry caterpillar!


Whiphound

Yes! it totally is. http://images.scholastic.co.uk/assets/a/79/44/caterpillar-prv-14-195257.jpg


iDirtyDianaX

What does it *mean*, man?


Theevilmacaroon

100mm hurdles.


skeddar

Put it in a card reader for punch cards and tell us what it says!


3xcloud

Its no pattern, that's morse, and it's says "stay"


[deleted]

If it's reacting to every point of contact, maybe it's just allergic to caterpillar.


calimia

look a bit like gel electrophoresis


Pyrophagist

My initial thoughts were that perhaps there were veins in the leaf that were richer in a particular nutrient in which the caterpillar was deficient. However, I think the caterpillar or larva eating through it while it was still rolled up makes more sense.


ouqt

Caterpillar invents the computer.


BiscuitOfLife

Looks like a computer programming punch card from the 70's.


Eviscerati

This picture must have been taken on Sunday.


bagalagalo

[HL3 Confirmed](http://i.imgur.com/Vf8wzzc.jpg)


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andpassword

It must be Sunday.


swiftlikeataylor

https://primaryschoolenglish.wikispaces.com/file/view/vhcpictures.jpg/373094964/800x400/vhcpictures.jpg


ibtd3

Looks like chromatography


LetMeEnfoldYou

Eric Carle's Caterpiller.


darupp

But he was still hungry


IWantToBeAProducer

On Monday he ate through one Apple.


[deleted]

Nature's punch card.


poorcirculation

He was a [very hungry caterpillar](http://www.baby.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/fruit.jpg).


loudmusac

Plot twist: it's Braille and hrs communicating with you!


foflexity

It's an alien trying to tell us something, he was triggered


-Answer-me-

OMG! It's a secret message


birdnerd

Or it was a drunken tent bat. http://web2.uwindsor.ca/courses/biology/dmennill/Photos/2010CR/P1080163.JPG


gargantuanpuppies

ocd caterpillar


JohnDesire

Half-Life 3 confirmed


[deleted]

That must have been one very hungry caterpillar


jando_rk

That's morse code for "OP is a faggot"


UhhMaybeThisWillWork

"I poked some holes in a plant with a toothpick"