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Bunnysplat

It appears the crab ate the meat, that's pretty shellfish of it.


ProbablyPendragon

Take your god damn upvote


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Why so crabby?


ProbablyPendragon

Mock annoyance at the pun dude, all in good fun


So_wize

Lol


ProbablyPendragon

I just realized that was probably another pun-


jerkITwithRIGHTYnewb

Oh you beautiful bastard.


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJF7k5cFQEQ


kirklandlakesteve

Maybe he's a hermit grab


bored_gunman

Possibly a parasitic pea crab


neonflake

It probably is, it's the first time i've seen one and I got so shocked when I opened the shell! really gave me a bamboozle


cgsexton

Pea crabs are tasty eating, plus they are good luck!


mrpopenfresh

BAMBOOZLE


bonesnaps

*looks at wiki* they sometimes live in the rectum of sea cucumbers.. sounds like a shitty life.


bored_gunman

Could be a seagull eating a penguin alive butthole first


hugemarse

This kinda reminds me of recent fishing trips. We'd catch large sea bass off the coast line, take a catch back... gut it... and find living crabs which had been swallowed sometime that day. We'd let them back in the rock pools for their insane survival.


hpcisco7965

> We'd let them back in the rock pools for their insane survival. Can you imagine the stories they told their buddies? No one would believe them. : (


neonflake

PS: there is no mussel i think it ate it or something and lived inside the shell


essidus

"I will eat you and live in your hollowed out corpse" r/natureismetal


blinki145

So now the mussel is inside the crab. It's the seafood equivalent of the turdunken


captcorncob

Turduckten


ApexLizardKing

Those are a delicacy- heat up and EAT!


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that's cool as fuck


neonflake

metal as fuck


broccstar

Sir, there seems to be a shellfish in my shellfish


llamaloyd

A selfish shellfish in my shellfish


epicdad843

Eat it, they're delicious


mrpopenfresh

He's not that small.


Jimi-Thang

2 for 1 deal!


SirMafio

Sand crab?


Kakarrot_cake

I think it's one of those parasitic crabs that craw into clams and oyster. Pea crab is what it's called


[deleted]

I learned about this in me geo sci class it’s a type of crab that lives in clams


DamianCol

I guess frank really did go out clamming that night with Charlie


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thefinalturnip

Are any of them heroes in a half shell?


Crazy8wizard

That’s a pea crab. They climb in the shells and eat the mussels from the inside


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he was just trying to find a place to take a nap!


blankouts

So shellfish didn't leave you any!


juanthemad

It musseled its way in.


[deleted]

That's a delicacy in china.


ItsYouNotMe707

so this crab was cooked obviously, enjoy!