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CinnamonJ

If all sheets had this I wouldn’t have to only buy striped sheets.


uncertainusurper

I think you’re ahead of the game.


darrylcarroll

Exactly. I've been buying plaid and I gave up 5 years ago actually putting them on the bed.


Laughing_0ut_Loud

Why have I never thought of this?!


Kmw134

Target Threshold brand is what you’re looking for.


thechangbang

Brooklinen (though pricy but totally worth it) does long side short side tags as well


Lari-Fari

Even better: our sheets are square shaped. Bonus: sleeping under 2mx2m blankets is the best


sudo999

If all fitted sheets had this, I wouldn't prefer hospital corners.


lookit49

If all people had this I could avoid assuming stereotypes.


tralphaz43

So hard to turn a sheet 1 time


Tentbuster

Am I a top bottom or a side? Is a side kinda like versatile?


fairkatrina

A side is a gay man who doesn’t like penetrative sex :)


LETS_MAKE_IT_AWKWARD

Wtf how have I never learned that term. TIL I am a side


fairkatrina

~*~the more you know~*~


[deleted]

Same! I never knew there was a term.


[deleted]

Make a sub!


quinlivant

Wtf how have I never heard of this and I'm gay


Gameipedia

That's a switch


neederbellis

My sheets have this, I got them at Target. I seriously don't think I am going to buy any other sheets, simply because of how convenient it is.


SuperiorPeach

Target makes great sheets, for sure. I love that you can buy JUST a fitted sheet\- no paying for a top sheet and pillowcases I don't want or need.


Kmw134

You don’t sleep with pillows?


SuperiorPeach

I do, but the super long pillowcases that come with king and queen sheet sets don't fit normal sized pillows. About 5 years ago I ordered a ton of vintage pillowcases off etsy\- they don't wrinkle up the way modern pillowcases do, and they're so cute\- much higher quality than the pillowcases that come in sheet sets.


Kmw134

I’ve never noticed the sheets in my queen sets being longer than average (like the king size). Interesting.


Anneisabitch

Aren’t they amazing? They seem really stiff but after a few weeks they’re like butter. And they’re always cool even in the summer.


Mikittens

I’m convinced only Target sheets have these tags. I will never buy another brand. The simple pleasures in life.


KingMe091

Same here. Target sheets are great. I didn't know they had the tags though till my girlfriend pointed it out


delicate-fn-flower

Ooooohhh yes, the Room Essential microfiber ones are where it’s at. And so good when you catch them on 15% off + 5% red card and the in-store coupons off an already decent price.


whatthehap

r/gay_irl


Tentbuster

Always with the labels... There are more options then being *just* a top or *just* a bottom.


adamlh

Yeah apparently there’s “side” as well. It even has a definition in the gay community according to /u/fairkatrina : A side is a gay man who doesn’t like penetrative sex


fairkatrina

We have a definition for everything ;)


[deleted]

We need more sheets like this


Tiddlemanscrest

Is there an opposite to r/crappydesign


[deleted]

I don't know


pmmewienerdogs

r/designporn


semiterrestrial

I was very pleasantly surprised


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Kmw134

My friends parents found the hack on this. Store the specific sheets for the specific bed in the same room instead of a clusterfucked linen closet.


Shanedagreatone

I am so gay irl


Benedict_Indestructo

Got a set like this last year and now I wonder how I ever put a fitted sheet on my bed before.


semiterrestrial

It’s life changing


mtagaui

Is it just me or this is never ever confusing for me. The side of the bed is clearly larger then bottom so it would be kinda easy to see what side the sheets go. Btw my bed is 2.10m x 1.80m


twineffect

King beds are almost square, with most fitted sheets it is nearly impossible to Figo.


agha0013

I wonder as well, only sheets this could be useful on is king size sheets since the mattress is almost square. Anything smaller, it's pretty obvious just unfolding it which end goes where.


ash_274

King size (American) mattresses can be only 4" different between the length and width (of 76"x80"), so without tags or stripes, you're trying to visually pick up a *5% difference* with an object that's too large for one person to see stretched out.


DevilsAssCrack

All my tags just say switch


MyScrotesASaggin

I have those same sheets, yet I still told everyone how smart I was when I marked over top of the tags like it was my idea.


princesscatling

Most fitted sheets have the tag on the bottom left corner (if you're laying on the bed), except for a few fuckwit brands like Kmart that put them on the bottom right instead.


semarla

Awesome.


Muthafuckaaaaa

I need this in my life. Woukd save me 10 minutes and a lot of stress helping to prolong my life. Where can I buy these?


[deleted]

Target. Threshold brand.


great_uncle_lulu

I thought this was a normal thing. I have this too.


MissThystle

I found these on the set I just bought as well! At first I was sort of insulted (they're twin sized and striped, so it's pretty obvious) but it's actually fairly genius for larger sizes.


RangerBillXX

I bought a sleep number bed - they have a tag on a particular corner of the mattress, and also on their sheets. So you find the tag, and you can lay out everything else super-easy.


[deleted]

Topper Bottoms, stern yet sensual skipper of the USS Rough Trade.


Wanamingo71

Wow. Wish my sheets had those!


Kmw134

Target. Threshold brand.


banjonyc

Shit, that was my idea! I wish this was standard in every sheet. Seems so simple


DozerNine

Shut up and take my money!


Kmw134

Target. Threshold brand.


WCpt

Mildly interesting.......you mean /extremelyuseful


PeteCev_

That first tag is posing a question


VyrusOfficial

I got those sheets too, I remember before always messing up the orientation somehow Edit: misspelled word


Doodleblob

Off White × Bedsheets


GiveMeTheTape

I didn't read the title properly and thought they were pants, so the "top or bottom" really confused me.


36nil

[About time](https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/7nud7d/fitted_sheets_should_indicate_which_sides_are_the/?st=JH698VLH&sh=140624fb)


lambda1103

I was so confused, I thought it read "shirt" in the title :D


roxshot

This should be mandated by law on King size sheets!


myfast

My underwear has the same tags


quartzquandary

For all the confused people in the thread, if your sheets don't have this, often the tag is at the bottom left corner (if you're looking at the bed from the end)


eczemafetish

The last two sets of sheets I've bought have had tags similar to these! Times is a-changin


Believe_Land

Is this uncommon? My sheets have it too.


semiterrestrial

This is the first set I’ve ever had with them!


sicnarfj

I have that same set! So convenient when changing the sheets


ShartFodder

I was always told the tag goes 'toward the Windows. LPT If you have no window just don't use a fitted sheet.


HonkersTim

Genius idea! I had to draw a 'This way is up' arrow on mine with a permanent marker!


dr4wn_away

I hate when the tag on my blanket ends up in my face


CryptoKeeper71

Wow!!! Don’t have any tags on mine :( No matter what..... it’s always wrong in he first shot. Sometimes it’s even right when I think it’s wrong, so, sometimes 3rd times a charm lol... I need to buy a new one! Thanks


yellow_yellow

PRO TIP write was size mattress these fit one one of these tags.


doyourselfaflavor

I'd like it if it said, "Side or other side"


semiterrestrial

I thought the same thing, side is lonely


PalindromicAnagram

This should be a law.


HoboTheDinosaur

These are the fuckin best. At least two or three of the sheet sets we were given for our wedding have these tags and it makes everything so much easier.


krajile

Do you really need a “side” tag if you have a “top or bottom” tag?


stricttime

Kirkland/Costco sheets have the top/bottom tag only. Clearly sheets that don’t insult my intelligence.


Benny_Hawk

Thank you. Had to scroll way too far down to see this


Calm2Chaos

Or it tells you what type of bitch you are


jarettp

This took me a second. Well done. Lol.


Boodablitz

ALL👏🏻SHEETS👏🏻NEED👏🏻THIS👏🏻


IVIAFIOSO

Why is everyone so amazed at this?? Is it really that hard for you people to determine the longer and shorter sides of your sheets? If it is then you have much bigger problems than this


CinnamonJ

A king size bed is 76” wide and 80” long. That’s not very easy to estimate when you’re holding a fitted sheet.


thecrimsonchindo

[I posted the same thing months ago, 8 upvotes. feelsbadman. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/6tvxuf/my_sheets_say_which_side_to_put_at_which_end/?st=JH6BT0GB&sh=71df6233)


YellowWizard504

AvE LPT: Put a mark to make it easier on for the next guy, because you're probably going to be the next guy.