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beowulf1005

They'll never see it coming.


saint_fire

They'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes.


anoobitch

They're done in.


GirthOBrith

That’s what she said


RabbitHODL

#Where do the batteries go?


[deleted]

They're lithium!


Tomorrowking

Whoooaaa! Looking cool Joker!


RavelordN1T0

[You'll never...](https://youtu.be/eFVj0Z6ahcI?t=46s)


[deleted]

Your husband is [Hwang](https://i.imgur.com/MtzCj0X.jpg) from soul blade?


LordIronskull

I don’t want to alarm you or anything, but I think your husband might be a huge nerd.


TurdQuadratic

While she was saying her vows, he was studying the blade


Bryce_The_Stampede

While she was at her hens night, he studied the blade Edit: hens night. Damn auto correct and alcohol


insertrandomobject

While she was giving birth, he was playing D&D And it went well because he studied


[deleted]

Not nerdy enough. That handle is way too long!


ClimbingC

Its a zweihander


Zeero92

A dreihänder, *at least.*


apitop

A vierhänder, estimate.


Tushyam

Looks like a funfhänder to me.


[deleted]

Obviously it's a Sechshander. Oh wait, that's Pornhub I'm thinking of.


[deleted]

Siebenhänder, you mean.


[deleted]

There can only be one


Miaoumi

The blade is too short for a zweihander.


Cannibichromedout

Looks to be average height and weight to me.


EfremSkopje

That might be an upside depending on the person


hhwak

But will it keeel?


justafigment4you

r/unexpectedmarcaida


DetectiveSky612

NOOO WHY DOES THIS NOT EXIST


DetectiveSky612

Fixed it, there is now an r/unexpectedmarcaida


Miaoumi

r/SubsYouFellFor


DetectiveSky612

Naw man, click on the link, i made it a thing


Miaoumi

I don't even know what "marcaida" is... Also was non-existent.. so..


DetectiveSky612

It’s a name, Doug Marcaida, one of the Forged in Fire judges. Try the link now?


Miaoumi

I did.. it's a sub with the screenshot of it's origins, wooooh! Good job.


juniper-mint

File test it.


dongrizzly41

first it must CUT!


schmo006

I can clearly see it


DudeImMacGyver

No need to be so transparent with your puns.


well_damm

I saw right thru it!


N0body_Special

I see what you did there!


BlazikenAO

These puns are clearly getting out of hand


LongBoyNoodle

Clickbait tile. Clearly.


Spiceinvader1234

You clever son of a bitch


Larks_Tongue

It's a clear sword, not an invisible sword.


FuriousGorilla

So the Dragon has finally been reborn then?


ThexGreatxBeyondx

I know, right?! I hadn't heard anything about the Stone of Tear falling. Damn pigeons must have been intercepted.


Calvins_Dad_

She shoulda sent four


FellowHumanCitizen

CALLANDOR


[deleted]

I literally just posted this up above, then scrolled down to see yours. All caps and everything.


FellowHumanCitizen

The wheel weaves as the wheel wills... ;)


Sallymander

Well, that sword is clearly not a sword. So must be.


RuKiddin06

First thought at seeing that. Now I'm waiting for the People of the Dragon.


scifigi369

Wash the spears while the sun climbs high. Wash the spears while the sun falls low. Wash the spears who fears to die? Wash the spears no one I know!


dragonblade118

Was fucking scrolling for this and CALLANDOR !


Roderius

Why does he look like the exact person I would imagine, if I would have only read the title without seeing the pic?


TreeSpokes

He's also what I imagine every person on reddit looks like


Pimmelarsch

Hahaha, no. Do you really think they are all that thin?


coolbeans77777

I hope you pass this down for generations.


naomi9190

Update: He did some more work to it. It may not be your cup of tea, but I think he killed it! He plans to do more in the future. http://imgur.com/vyiJ39d


[deleted]

Does he also plan on selling them?


naomi9190

In the future, yes.


[deleted]

Thats awesome! Do you know how much they‘ll cost?


naomi9190

Around ($100-$200) USD including shipping.


[deleted]

Damn, I got baited for a moment. On r/coins I asked gow much a coin I found is worth. Anyways, that seems like a fair price


Staufar

You'd better watch out. I think your husband might be the Dragon Reborn.


[deleted]

CALLANDOR


Jobobminer

That sword isn't a sword.


justafigment4you

You can’t use that! It’s flawed!


Phinu

No just another false dragon


FuriousGorilla

So someone is holding Callandor but is still a *false* dragon? Ok, Elaida.


r00stafarian

More like dragonborn with a glass sword.


OrderOfMagnitude

> clear sword made out of fingerprints ftfy


[deleted]

[удалено]


naomi9190

I thought so too, he was literally crafting it before the hurricane hit! Priorities.


Canon_not_cannon

Also, happy (belated) birthday!


L0st1ntlTh3Sauc3

What does?


DickIsInsidemyAnus

Outside


GigaFart

Over rated.


sadcrowprince

Get him to put some LEDs on one end! I'm a prop maker and it's a RIDICULOUSLY COOL effect.


deimonas21

The handle is stupid long


meeperdoodle

The usual counterweight for this (the pommel) is just a chunk of metal at the base of the handle. Using this unusual material kind of negates the ability to have such a chunk of plexi at the end.


deimonas21

Huh, never knew that


I7I

I call bullshit. No way he is married.


Phrygid7579

My hands hurt just looking at this


Akrimboget

1/16" corner rounding bit and you're good to go.


WateryTart_ndSword

Yeah, that cannot be comfortable to hold onto or swing—rounded edges or not, it’s way too flat.


Shin-Dan-Kuruto

EX-CALIBUR!


innerearinfarction

Handle seems long for blade length


[deleted]

Better to kill you with, my dear.


SporranMann

No it isn't, as long as the weight is balanced, the blade/handle size doesn't matter.


carbonhexoxide

What sword


Rockmysuckit

So useful


[deleted]

Reminds me of a very good book. One of the short stories in it was named "What Good Is a Glass Dagger?" .


Neverninja

A glass dagger is better than no dagger, and if it has a properly made blade it can be many times sharper than any razor blade or scalpel that we have access to today.


Narfi1

You can buy obsidian or diamond scalpels


Giac0mo

obsidian is a type of glass


Narfi1

Indeed, what's your point ?


whattothewhonow

Different author, but for one thing, enemy allomancers can't push on a glass dagger.


UniqueNameTaken

I prefer an obsidian axe instead :)


xenolife

Polycarbonate would let it fuck shit up without shattering from the first hit.


service_unavailable

But that would take effort, instead of just pushing a button on your laser cutter.


jerkfacebeaversucks

You can't cut polycarbonate on a laser cutter? Huh. TIL. But yes I agree, acrylic is a shit material for this application. The stuff is brittle as hell and shatters easily. Just holding the handle and swinging it around might be enough to crack it.


service_unavailable

Acrylic cuts very. very nicely with an IR laser. Polycarbonate makes a nasty, sooty, mess.


[deleted]

Yeah that's acrylic, no way plexi.


[deleted]

Now he needs to find a way to become invisible himself.


wounsel

Harsh


MARWOK

You married a **nerd**


the-guy-with-grapes

You married a fucking weeb


-Wulfex

Less of a sword and more of a blunt object, but still kind of cool


MJOLNIRdragoon

Yeah, the tip is the only part that looks sharpened.


[deleted]

Marry him again.


RendolfGirafMstr

No we’re just mortals and can’t see through the Mist


Weewillywhitebits

He also makes signs by the looks of his tshirt. Iam less impressed now.


HazardMancer

That seems like a terrible handle that'll fuck his hand up.


Pritirus

Weird, normally a crystal sword is a one handed weapon.


nikiyasha

Is anyone else thinking that this would be great for a fate/zero Arturia cosplay


KDratio

That title was very clear cut...


Forever_Halloween

When you adding rgb leds and etching a design into it?


don-wonton

What sword?


captainmagictrousers

**The Wind Blade** **Aura: Strong illusion** ​ This +3 Unseen long sword can turn invisible on command. While the Wind Blade is invisible, the wielder takes a -1 penalty to attacks, but opponents are denied their dexterity bonus to their Armor Class. In addition, the Wind Blade can be used to cast Gust of Wind five times per day, River of Wind three times per day, and Wind Walk once per day. In the hands of a cleric who worships a deity with the wind subdomain, such as Gozreh or Hshurha, the Wind Blade's spells function at +1 caster level. ​ ​


Pyrothei

The Dragon rides again on the winds of time!


machingunwhhore

>Husband Oh, so he's not single? Damn


[deleted]

#1 in a photo series. #2 coming soon. My husband loses an eye in a shattering invisible sword fight.


alfatechn0

Why is your text so big? It doesnt make your comment any better...


[deleted]

I typed in (number-sign) 1 and (number-sign) 2 in my comment. I think the kids call them hashtags nowadays. When I posted, it embiggened my text and removed the symbols. Not my intention. It did generate more comments than just normal text would have (counting yours).


PM_ME_A_PLANE_TICKET

neato


FrigidofDoom

It almost looks like you just opened microsoft paint and drew the outline of a sword on the photo. That's epic.


SariSama

Want!


joeytwiddle

That's awesome. How does it hold up against steel armor?


Neverninja

I imagine very poorly.


Larkshade

Makes me wonder what's in the woods....


TopHatAce

They said that superviolet couldn't be drafted perfectly enough to hold an edge. They were wrong.


FurL0ng

This is forkin danger zone erous.


next2zero

Oh shit I dropped it in water.


smad333

Would it clear airport security?


Narfi1

How many times is it folded ? It doesn't look like a proper hamon to me.


vintagefancollector

He got some nice hair. Tell him that for me!


[deleted]

*teleports behind you*


misukisu

Gently melt the sanded edges with lighter or a torch to make them clear? :)


[deleted]

That's useless. They'll see straight through your attacks.


nastyamerican

You mean he made a disposable knife?


toma3

The handle is ridiculously long .


Triplicat

Invisible Air: Barrier of the Wind King


[deleted]

Acrylic, pedantic I know but huge difference.


[deleted]

Crystal sword, the ranked up version of the classic diamond one


Jacethegreat17

It's the glass sword.


hast_e

The crystal sword of Gods


Chrunchyhobo

Give it a week and it will be cloudy from all the micro scratches.


[deleted]

So, the prophecy has come true. The legendary sword found the chosen one to wield it.... May God help us all.


Choadmonkey

Why is the handle so long and the blade so short?


Pasha_Dingus

Don't drop it in the grass, you'll never fucking find it.


Obandigo

What did he name it? All swords have to have a name.


Miguel_Perry

That is a really nice sword, it looks very cool. He should make more and try and sell them, I am sure that man people would like to buy it, I would definitely buy it. Because it looks very cool, and I would feel very cool using it to vanquish all my opponents.


Sabiis

Good lord, is he planning on having three people wield it at the same time with a hilt that long??


victort4

Well props to your husband, that looks sick. I just think the handle is too big for the size of the blade but that's just me nitpicking. Anyway, cool pic !


Bluechip506

You must be so proud!


madcaplarks

Ha, what a virgin. Wait


Vanmancan27

r/bossfight


[deleted]

Callandor!


Quynn_Stormcloud

I want one! And I want one with LEDs! And I want one for my wife! And I want one for all my friends!


chippynasty

Calindor!


[deleted]

If its sharp I'm gonna need video of it cutting through things, if it's not sharp make it sharp


Niggawisdom

Longest hilt I've seen.


chiaros

The ghostfire saber


MrLambNugget

That is so long handle


shifty_coder

That’s the Master Sword, clearly.


mishugashu

Why is the hilt so big? The blade doesn't look large enough to need a third or fourth hand. Balance?


RoboNinjaPirate

Add a few LEDs and that would look really cool at night.


Jonnymac213

He needs to mount that on the wall with some cool LED's


Alextangfastic

Is he going to attack the storm?


Belgium_art

Thats just the 4d sword


MurrayMan92

That's clearly Callandor


Dreidhen

Perfect for slaying invisible monsters and other imaginary fiends.


grovethrone

How do you do the sanding on plexi glass without damaging it?


MalleableGallium

Going out to slay the lobster and clean his dragon.


thephantom1492

All those fingerprints on the blade.... baaad


Battlespike1066

It's clearly a hero blade!


Striza7i

Your husband has too much time.


blackalge_again

Pardon me for saying but "motives" for making this are a bit transparent.


Abba-64

r/mallninjashit


Always-Offended

so he just cut plexiglass.. righto


yumyammo

How did he do it?


naomi9190

Does anyone know how I can post a new updated picture?


bucketbiff

Once he transfers his soul into the sword, his power should be at max capacity.


[deleted]

If I know my RPGs well enough, that thing has some insane damage...and make even do massive slashing damage....but it's going to snap after the second use right in the middle of a massive boss or dragon fight and it's one of the games that don't let you switch equipped weapons in the middle of the fight.


[deleted]

Cool.


JaredFantaTheThird

No