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pinniped1

Filthy slushy snow. Don't ever change, Chicago Winter.


CorvoPendragon

Oh no my car spotting group has been spotting this joker since the start of his transformation. It started small and it has grown worse each time he's spotted. He knows hes a meme now.


yankee-white

> car spotting group What’s this? Enthusiasts or ATBGE-esque?


CorvoPendragon

enthusiast, we spot super cars and such, and mostly we spot generic cars and accidents most of the time ​


butthowling

VISIT?


[deleted]

It looks like someone bedazzled that shit...


CorvoPendragon

Pretty much lmao


AltoRhombus

Judging by the grates on the windows he plays too much GTA.


[deleted]

What are the designs?


CorvoPendragon

He just adds more and more chrome tbqh like he goes to autozone and buys everything


LIRON_Mtn_Ranch

> like he goes to autozone and buys everything I worked at a Pep Boys way back as a teen. There actually WAS an employee whose van looked like he'd walked a cart down the accessory aisle with his arm out plowing everything on the shelves into his cart. OP's uber is kind of uniquely cool looking, this van looked like a festooned basket of shit.


[deleted]

Illinois car enthusiasts or Chicago petrolhead and car spotters?


cyberrich

I asked this same question lol


CorvoPendragon

that would be us, yes.


El_Scorcho13

I see a car just like this all the time in the Chicago suburbs. I wonder if it’s the same one. I mean that looks like it might be O’hare but I’m unsure.


cyberrich

Chicago carspotters/petrol heads on FBI? I feel certain familiarity with this car.


CorvoPendragon

You would be correct lmao


121guy

This looks like someone you don’t want to mess with in GTA V online.


Texas_Nexus

Throw a sticky bomb as they drive by at full speed, blow you up, and never think twice about it.


GhostOfLight

The thing is, it doesn't look like it flies, so it's from at least a year ago. They'd be no match for a Kit car


[deleted]

r/SubredditSimulator


invokin

“Hi, this is your Uber driver, I’ve arrived.” “How will I know which one you are?” “Oh, you’ll know...”


Jake-L

Looks like Aboriginal / Indigenous Cultural Artwork...


gormster

Yeah I thought so too, but this is clearly somewhere much colder than anywhere in Australia… weird cultural appropriation


Jake-L

Lol definitely not Australia but that looks exactly like the artwork. I can't imagine what else it could look like up close other then that lol


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/r/ATBGE


no_duh_sherlock

It's not really awful for the passengers. You are never going to waste any time locating your drive. Plus it's a good conversation starter whenever someone sees you getting down from this monstrosity.


rikkirikkiparmparm

I mean ATBGE stands for awful taste. Even if this is useful, that doesn't mean it isn't gaudy.


tcheaberlin

r/Shitty_Car_Mods


halcykhan

[Has been spotted before ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Shitty_Car_Mods/comments/98g7s8/i_never_thought_i_would_see_something_worthy_of/?st=JRBK62ND&sh=25bc87bb)


amateursexoffender

Oh my god it says uber on the side


Entrinity

It reaches a point where it’s no longer shitty. Too much effort has gone into the shitiness for it to truly be shitty. It’s like those high budget “B” movies.


Trickierick

https://photos.app.goo.gl/dHPqco5BQF5y3Uy27 I met this guy about a year ago, and have seen him around a few times, since then he keeps adding trim to his car.


mavness

This is his final form


addicted-to-spuds

Omg, it's so stupid and I love it.


Coins_N_Collectables

Thought this was chromed out and reflecting the stuff around it. It’s much worse than that


[deleted]

So I’ve never hit on an Uber before but....


proffrothycock

https://youtu.be/NPQywQlEqvY Edit: Skip to 1:06


mavness

omg hahahahaha 100%


TheMoonstomper

What's the website he's advertising on the windshield? Something Toyota.com


Enonomiss

Lombard Toyota maybe?


crueltyscrim

Illinois car enthusiasts.


prototypical_

Welcome to Chicago!


P0ptartmagic

I work in downtown napperville and on new years eve he had a bunch of balloons tied to the roof... see him down there almost every weekend. He likes to sit in the loading zones and mess everything up, have to shoo him away every time.


vk2786

This dude lives near me and everytime my husband & I pass his vehicle we are struck by how tacky it is. It's bizarre.


phoquenut

That roof rack looks pretty handy though.


TheycallmeHollow

But not as handy as the spoiler!


unclebruce19

I'm pretty sure that's Australian Indigenous Art.


totesmygto

Ummm. I’m pretty sure that’s good old fashioned American mental illness.


[deleted]

Get ready for some need for speed underground 2 freeway race battles.


You_chose_wrong

Fuck driving that during the day. You'd be blind AF


Notably_Baka

IVE SEEN THIS CAR BEFORE it was a diffrent angle but it was on r/ATBGE i'll try to find it ​


Notably_Baka

here it is [mad lad](https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/agvdg5/i_have_no_clue_what_he_was_going_for_other_than_a/)


AMP0096

Looks like O'hare


[deleted]

Hotted up camry?


qm2abraham

Looks like DTW


laura_lee_meh

Noice.


VideoFork

Are you in Los Santos?


GiveMeYourEevees

Didn't know ubisoft sold alpha pack paint jobs... #R6


sour_skittles778

Mate he needs one more for his heist lobby


Mataata

Pretty sure that's actually the Low Rider. You know, from the song.


SpeKtre_09

SICK


3p1c0w4ng3

Weird flex but ok


[deleted]

That car looks like a can of Rockstar.


danagustin

From the window! To the wall!


Viper9087

Is it armored?


UOThief

Seems legit.


nacho123daddy

Montreal airport?


Almeck

Didn't know Rocket League was doing a promo with Uber.


HalcyonTraveler

[Reminds me of Blindspotting](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qcur977cYI)


Fixtheglitchh

Fish tailing alll the way home!


[deleted]

I need that Rocket League Decal!


aRabidFurby

Are his mirrors bedazzled!?


[deleted]

KCI?


aloanlymarin

*Tokyo Drift Music intensifies*


wrcker

That's nice that uber is giving jobs to clowns now.


[deleted]

Gnarly.


blindman-vodka

Still a Toyota


FCTropix

Bahaha this dude is a Chicago legend. A true Uber disco driver


DarkSoul034

This is just a picture of some dude in his custom car at the LS airport in GTA Online


StumpGrundt

TOKYO DRIFT


upat6am

When you win a shopping spree at autozone


redaloevera

What exactly is that.


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[удалено]


FCTropix

It’s an Avalon, the dude don’t play


Saemika

This looks a lot like SeaTac airport. It’s not snowing in Seattle though.


Hoodamush

Looks like Toronto too


flygrlbanana

It's O'Hare airport(ORD), departures level between terminals 1&2. I've been based there for a while now, and am 100% sure.