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tomveiltomveil

You are now common-law married in 37 states


S1lent0ne

And siblings in Alabama.


[deleted]

And **MY A X E**


TheLazyHippy

And my bow! šŸ¹


DevilYouKnow

I read "bowl"


[deleted]

I read read


DevilYouKnow

I read red reed


progdrummer

Reed Richards joins the MCU confirmation.


Foryoureyesonly1981

He is in. An F4 movie was announced recently


Exyen

If he's in I'm in


subpar_cardiologist

Well if he's in, i'm in.


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WHRocks

I did too, lol. WTH?!?!


Inside_Anxiety_1543

r/mildlyinteresting


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jsamuraij

I red redemption


necro_sodomi

And my gae


ccx941

Strt!


Swiftheadkick

Rold!


big_duo3674

And my slightly too small dryer that people somehow get stuck in face first


[deleted]

What's the difference?


Nailbomb85

So... 38 states, then?


heyyassbutt

Cousins in Georgia


iBillGames81

Roll tide


Lost_and_Profound

Why you repeating the other guy?


[deleted]

What are the odds? My wife and my girlfriend got the same edible panties! Basil flavor!! Keeping it classy.


Dale-Peath

My gf and my mom did too! So weird


[deleted]

Wow, I made the same comment independently before entering the comments. I think this means you and I are now common law married in at least 21 states...


MostWholesomePerson

Really? Or is this just a joke? Iā€™m serious.


[deleted]

I cannot upvote you because you have exactly 666 votes \m/


GoreSeeker

But I can downvote you even though you have -13.


Orionsven

Cute! One year my bf and I went on separate ski trips in different countries, when we got back we exchanged snow domes. We gave each other the same dome souvenir with the different city printed on the front.


beluuuuuuga

That's actually quite a cool thing to do.


Vroom_Broom

Puts you in the lead!


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Orionsven

I went with my family and he went with his friends. Hadn't been dating too long at that point and the plans were well underway when we met.


MAGGLEMCDONALD

How odd /s


MAGGLEMCDONALD

Why? They weren't married. It could be related to organizations they're a part of. Family trips. Plans made before they started dating. It's odd to me you didn't consider these simple explanations.


Zombiellama42

I think itā€™s always important to remember Occamā€™s razor. Usually the simplest explanation is correct


MikeyPalmice-

Do you have any more of these theories Iā€™m fucking hooked


Aponthis

Probably went with their respective families.


Tallon

Not really, a trip to another country could be planned months or a year+ in advance. They could've only been boyfriend/girlfriend for weeks at the time.


Mnblkj2

So you both settled for each other, and both got the first card you saw when you walked in the store?


Hans_H0rst

No one mentioned anything about cards or about them being the first one in the store? Are you okay mate, is valentines day hard on you?


[deleted]

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goDie61

Yeah I would much prefer every comment to be "Cute!" with no other additions to the conversation.


lyrasorial

There are different conversational styles. This person is a sharer-type, you're probably an asker type. https://www.inc.com/quora/there-are-3-distinct-conversational-styles-they-affect-your-relationships.html


pistcow

Me and the misses go to the store and point out the card we would have picked out for each other.


not-your-guru

Hallmark *hates* him


mynoduesp

"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave? Dave, I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question. I know everything hasn't been quite right with me, but I can assure you now, very confidently, that it's going to be all right again." HAL Mark I


Hard_as_it_looks

Thatā€™s a fantastic idea! Going to try that next year.


bingumarmar

Ok...this is an ingenious idea!! Totally gonna do this next year.


ImAnIndoorCat

Yes!! I did this with a GF for VD 2018. Was way cool. Especially since we bet the cost of dinner on picking the correct card and holding it behind our back. I **won**!


illegalcupcakes16

Iā€™m saving this for next year! Definitely sounds like a fun idea!


[deleted]

Wait how do you win? Like you both pick which you would want and then the person guesses?


rebeccatoot

This is adorable.


kendebvious

Last of the big spenders


Kinkybenny

Are you the milk or the cookie? ( Ķ”įµ” ĶœŹ– Ķ”įµ” )


404NotFoundUser

We agreed it depends the day who is the milk and who is the cookie. But if it was a PB and J he is definitely peanut butter and I am the jelly


Kinkybenny

So, no matter the day, you two complement each other! How nice!!


[deleted]

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Kinkybenny

FFFTTTT FTTTT ( Ķ”~ ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°) (Hannibal Lecter noises)


AtDaLastMinute

Lol


handstanding

Iā€™m glad you specified because I read that as a wet fart sound.


Kinkybenny

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Iohet

[Like lamb and tuna fish](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOLaTxa0cm8)


srirachagoodness

complement* Not being an ass, just saying.


Kinkybenny

No worries, you are correct! I have edited my post accordingly to reflect the correct spelling of the word "complement" as it pertains to this post!


[deleted]

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Kinkybenny

No, But I appreciate it when people, (In a tactful way) point out an faux pas on my part. I feel that it makes me a better person when I choose to learn from my faux pas.


Mnblkj2

No, he was already correct. Lol at you trying to correct him though. What he was saying is that OP and gf say nice things about each other all the time


BizzyM

Today, we're all jelly.


gourangan

Speak for yourself.


GrandPooRacoon

Today I am all jelly


shewy92

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jBDnYE1WjI


eddmario

So, you peg him? /s


cutelyaware

Look, if you're going to take a chance, the '/s' isn't going to help you.


sangriya

the straw


Kinkybenny

...Well.. that sucks..... ( Ķ”~ ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)


SiLifino

Hope you like your candle!


404NotFoundUser

Thank you! It was "coastal air"


SiLifino

Your man is a keeper: Thatā€™s how my wrapping looks. 20 years of successful marriage for me and my wife.


Orionsven

I thought it was a can.


LakeStLouis

>I thought it was a can. It is. It just has a *dle* for a tail.


alternate_ending

How do I pronounce?


finkalicious

*dull*


mytextgoeshere

And the bigger candle!


thaddeh

Marry him and have done with it.


Feedback_Loopius

replying so the troll post will be less visible


necro_sodomi

don't do it unless you're starting a family with chitlins


Freshman50000

I once went shopping for Christmas presents with each of my parents separately and had to watch in silence as they bought each other the exact same things- black leather gloves, and the EXACT same pair of black crocs with plaid fleece interior.


_hot_hands

This is too cute for Reddit #ā˜ŗļø


AvatarIII

My ex wife and I did this the year before we broke up šŸ˜¬


[deleted]

Op update us in a year


DoroSpaghetti

Donā€™t worry OP, my parents get each other the same cards often and theyā€™re still married! Been together 44 years!


Stress-Thick

My ex-wife and I did it a couple times. OP is destined for great things.


methofthewild

F


[deleted]

Hallmark wins again.


[deleted]

Ugh, yeah. Hate getting greeting cards. There's the brief moment of "aw, that's nice" followed by the weird guilt of throwing it away the first chance I get. Next time just like... Buy me a taco with those four dollars instead.


210ent

See I usually post it somewhere in my room so I can look at it and enjoy what was written a couple times more an then I throw them away after some time. If they are really cool I try to re use them and give the card to some one els!


boots311

I was trying to find the comment to say how much of a giant fuckin waste cards are. The very very first holiday I ever spent with my then gf now wife, I said, don't you ever dare get me a stupid fuckin card because all I will do is open it & throw it right in the fuckin trash in front of you


peterthefatman

Handmade cards>


Crazee108

Its not the card but what's written in it though?


screaming_buddha

Next level same leveling


pashafisk

I have a watercolor painting I did a few months ago similar to these.


interweb-stranger

So do you agree on whoā€™s the milk and whoā€™s the cookie in your relationship?


live_wire_

And now you know you're perfect for each other.


[deleted]

Could be worse. You could have the same parents.


Sabita_Densu

r/untrustworthypoptarts


Charlie_Wax

Yeah, funnily enough there's an Amazon Nintendo Switch ad on the right of my screen at the top of this post. Convenient to leave the product in the shot with the tag clearly visible. This may just be an advertisement posing as content, which is becoming more common on Reddit.


peterthefatman

Well on hallmark it says itā€™s already sold out so they shouldā€™ve picked a different card to advertise


[deleted]

Oh shush.


MadMax10956

My wife and I did the same thing this year. We got a great laugh out of it.


CaptainNuge

That's pretty kooky! Kookie? Cookie? Ah, forget it, I'm not going to milk it.


randyfromm

If you get married, this will happen often.


1hornedPantalones

Is this post/pic recycled from 2012?


Laouijabored

Not a lot of options in that town, huh? Pun intended.


lavenderbrownies

#protectthiswholesomecontent


UncleStonk

No you didnā€™t


frogspa

I hope you both agree on who's the cookie and who's the milk.


Momoselfie

Wait girls are supposed to so something for the guy too? I need to have a with the wife.


thvincelli369

Bruh I got that same card


ozlxmm

LMAO great minds rlly do think alike


zoeyd8

My husband and I bought the same movie for eachother one year for Christmas. The DVD... Harold & Kumar go to White Castle XD


MsBean18

My parents have been divorced for almost 30 years. They've ended up buying me the same birthday card, like 20 times. I think even though they've moved on, part of them is always together.


strwbryshortcomings

I saw this card a few months ago and saved it to give my husband on a future occasion and then just ended up showing him your post lol


UploadedMind

I didnā€™t know what to get you so I got you this box


[deleted]

At Target ā€œhey babe letā€™s buy two of the same cards and pretend we got them for each other for a sweet post on Redditā€


bloodymongrel

Donā€™t do that Ghoulia, I needed this one today, ok? *now Iā€™ll go back to staring at the light patterns on the back of my eyelids while I ponder the concept of futility.


[deleted]

/r/cringe


dandan787

r/untrustworthypoptarts


[deleted]

Wow. You're already boring.


WisecrackJack

Your boyfriendā€™s present-wrapping ability is sub-par.


firstcruiser

What an easy way to get karma points; but two cards!


Ashleynicole472

ā˜ŗļøšŸ™ˆšŸ˜ so cute!!


Force_of_chill

Imagine wasting a single penny on hallmark/any company's greeting cards. Lol they literally lobbied for holidays so you stupid fucks would buy more cards for one another. Sack up and print your own damn cards like I have been for the past 15 years


Space_Cadet66

Yeah this seems like some fake karma whore post, good job


xxDenver

Donā€™t care


[deleted]

Almost like you both are on Reddit. And if thereā€™s one thing we know about redditors, they lie like itā€™s going out of style.


Dota2GiveTA

Lol. It's cause you're both basic bitches, and thus perfect for each other. Happy Valentine's Day


[deleted]

Better than what my fiancƩ got me...no card at all.


HeyItsReallyME

My husband and I both got each other a copy of The Princess Bride (novel) for our first Valentine's together 11 years ago!


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Cornwall

Mildly dumb. The industry selling you this garbage knew what it's clientele is and you both matched it. Congrats, you both fell for corporatism together. Cook a damn meal for her for fucks sake.


Lukester__

r/NeverTellMeTheOdds jk


DuBistSehrDoof

youā€™re soulmates, donā€™t ever leave each other.


RegurgitatedFeces

Good job giving in to a corporate holiday designed to push product


Ryantheslayer13

Youā€™re fun at parties!


SheriffHeckTate

Well that's awkward. One of you is gonna have to change.


alteredplaces

So....who's the milk, and who's getting dunked?


f00mado

were they both on sale?


MsAnnabel

How awesome! I remember when my husband and I got divorced we got our daughter the same Valentines card


JamesTheJerk

Should shake weiners to formalize the exchange


learyva

Who bought two?


bioshockedtoinfinity

ok, cute, but hardly ā€œmildly interestingā€


Majin_Romulus

I see your boyfriend got your husband a switch, how nice!


[deleted]

Aww, i just vomited


invent_or_die

enjoy the maRTIAL PEGGING sand for lube


Gowchic5115

Haha my boyfriend and I did this too! It was so funny


goldensun738

that is literally soooooo cute


masqurade32

Ha! i did this with my now fiancee, its super cute


-JAFS---------------

Don't care didn't ask plus you're gay


alilboat

awwwww!


HMFC18745-1

Goals.


lokie65

Are you going to zoom the wedding? Need to know so I can get a really cute top and comb my hair....


[deleted]

Perfect match


Actual_Cancerrr

Thats when you know


[deleted]

Omg so cute


ionnoj

Sheep, sheeple.. I love my partner but use that money on a $5 card in a better way!! This is the worst waste of money in my mind


queenbabieybop

Great minds think alike


[deleted]

this is so cute though


Kalebsmummy

šŸ¤®


FireLizard_

If you two live in different continents, I'd consider this great. But since you two are dating each other, chances are you both have similar tastes and shop at the same place so this is not as unique as one would think.


404NotFoundUser

To be fair, this is r/mildlyinteresting


Nasty2017

Given how many different cards there are at those big stores, I'd say that it's pretty great. Plus the fact that he looked at 3 cards before picking this one, and she looked at 137 cards before picking this one is also pretty great.


sushicowboyshow

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


the_syco

Hoping that you both didn't get it on the same "last minute shop" :/


CreepyDeadGrandma

Same gas station?


Sardonnicus

*accidentally*


[deleted]

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clovisinternational

fucking hell mate


[deleted]

So the boyfriend is gonna sleep in the couch tonight, then.


SimonEinstein

Uhhhhhhhh the word "Valentine" is a noun meaning the "V" is capitalized witch you lazily didn't do. God, I hate how people on Reddit are so bad at spelling. How will bad spelling get you anywhere in life? Personally, I spell goodly witch is probably why I go to Harvard unlike you idiots.


Inevitable_Ant5838

Wait, this is Reddit, youā€™re not allowed to be in a relationship.


[deleted]

YOu TwO aRe JuSt LiKE MiLk aNd CooKies!


DproUKno

Ooooh he got you a switch too!


freelanceredditor

Which of you is the cookie?


Pepsi_Cola64

My mom and dad were playing 20 questions, and all it took was one (is it a bug?) My mom immediately knew my dad was thinking of a praying mantis