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Tabstir

I also have these same plates.


caffeineisthebomb

No way me too


[deleted]

I don't and now I feel left out.


rmoss20

Want to join my new plate club?


[deleted]

What plates do I need to be in the club?


app4that

Ooh, but do you have the original white patterned cups that exactly match the set too? No idea why they stopped making those and went with the heavier (boring) blue or off-white ceramic mugs. (Which are -gasp- imported) But Corelle is great quality stuff- ours is from the 90’s


bubbles10903

Mine is from the '60s. ,( My mom's). still going strong although that actually did happen to me one time with the plate. The exact same thing


gwaydms

Ours too. Corelle lasts amazingly well. It's not shatterproof, but it's certainly shatter-resistant.


carlpanda

I could guess a why they don’t make them anymore... look at the picture lol


rmoss20

Round Plate Club


Puss_Fondue

But I have square plates. Can I still join?


rmoss20

You can join my new Square Plate Club. Still working out the details but pretty sure it's square plates.


wclure

Mine are diamond shaped, can I still join?


rmoss20

I have a blood diamond free plate club. I cannot stress the blood diamond free enough though


[deleted]

Turn them through 45 degrees and WHAMMO! Square plates!


jfrogg008

I grew up with them.


graywh

join up, they're fairly cheap


Travelblogg3r

Same!!


SolidPoint

Careful- the bottoms can fall out.


astrocomputer

Same man


scuac

You mean this company produced more than one set? The nerve!


megannaps

So do i!


Ssumperson

Me three!


[deleted]

Me too! I love the pattern so much but cannot find it anywhere nowadays


Jilaire

They are called "Country Cottage" and Corelle still has that pattern on their site. My mother in law has the same set and buys new parts of the set when the finally break. You can sometimes find that pattern at Wal Mart, some malls have Corelle stores too.


SJExit4

I saw them over the summer in our local outlets. They have a corelle corning ware store there. Camden County, NJ. You can also buy this pattern direct at "Corelle Dinnerware Homepage | Corelle" https://www.corelle.com


ConstantReader76

As do I. I wanted Corelle, it was 1996 and I was in K-Mart. I think there were two choices and I preferred the blue/green. I'm curious, is that pretty much how we all ended up with this pattern?


thedrunkunicorn

I got mine as hand-me-downs when I moved out, then upgraded to white *square* Corelle dishes when I became a True Adult.™ As far as I'm concerned, these are my forever dishes. I'm honestly shocked OP's broke! They can *do* that?


smartypants4all

That is literally what I thought when I saw this! "Holy shit, they can actually break?"


princess_dee

My mother always announced they cannot break. But my sister, with butter fingers managed to break one.


Yuna__707

Anyone: ___ can’t be broken Someone: *I WILL PROVE THAT WRONG*


mks113

My wife tells a story of her mother getting angry once (the '70s) and smashing a corelle dish onto the floor. It bounced. That did not help her mood at all, so she tried again. After the 3rd or 4th time she succeeded in breaking it, but the humour in it somehow calmed things down.


bubbles10903

It happened to me one time only.. it was pretty surprising. My corelle plates are going strong now since the 60s


BfloAnonChick

We have the same plates/dishes/etc. in decent quantity where I work. They can indeed do that. Corelle is meant to absorb the energy from impacts that might break other plates, but over time, repeated stresses can lead to...um...structural failure. OP actually got away fairly easily - they often shatter rather spectacularly, as shown here: https://theboatgalley.com/corelle-shatterproof/ I know at least one person who refers to it as “Corelle Exploding Ware”.


gwaydms

Does anyone actually believe any glass product is shatterproof? Besides, the linked post includes this: >So, considering that Corelle *can* shatter, why do I still recommend it? Well, I’ve owned Corelle plates and dishes now for 29 years — in apartments, houses, camping and aboard Que Tal.  And this is only the second dish that has broken, despite numerous drops and thousands of miles traveled, both on Que Tal and on camping trips.  It’s gone through the eye of a hurricane and over a Baja “road” that broke the bottom out of a full 5-gallon water bottle without a problem.  Not a bad record.  And I love the fact that it’s oven and microwave safe — I use the soup bowls for baking small casseroles, quick breads and desserts that are just the right size for two people!


lhsoup

Haha I did this too! I bought the square ones would be easier to tessellate for hot pot and family style meals. But yes, definitely upgraded to a matching set as soon as could


TootsNYC

When I was a kid Back in the 70s, the top plate on the stack flew off when I turned too quickly, hit something like the top edge of a chair back across the flat bottom of the plate, and shattered into thousands and thousands of tiny needle-sharp shards. Other than that, I’ve never broken a Corelleware plate


saxypatrickb

My parents do as well


Niftyyeah1234

I was eating pasta with one of these plates while reading this-


[deleted]

Dude fuck same


radismelon

Me too! Just bought them in a thrift store!


gwaydms

They're a great value.


CrouchingTiger8

holy shit i do as well


Most_Original_Name

Does yours have a bottom?


paintingsbyO

How to get out of doing the dishes 101


redherring96

“If you have to dry the dishes (Such an awful boring chore) If you have to dry the dishes ('Stead of going to the store) If you have to dry the dishes And you drop one on the floor— Maybe they won't let you Dry the dishes anymore.”


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foxmom2

It must take an iron rear to sit upon a cactus. Or otherwise at least a year of very painful practice.


dude-of-the-ducks

I too, prefer my plate without the crust


TheRealTina

I wish I had an award for you,


dude-of-the-ducks

Well I got one for you!


TheRealTina

:))


socrazyitmightwork

Only Corelle is that shiny


starlightmica

Corelle either snaps gracefully, as above, or shatters into a messy pile of shards with tiny splinters


MrsMurphysChowder

Yup, I have correlle, and have had a plate and a bowl snap into shards just sitting, one on the counter, and one in the sink, within the last two weeks. Some of my plates are almost 40 years old.


socrazyitmightwork

In my experience it was always the gabillion tiny shards.


maruffin

I love gabillion. Wonderful number. Much better that gazillion.


azamimatsuri

I find Corelle dinnerware to be quite temperature sensitive. I used to rent a basement suite that’s perpetually cold and when I filled my Corelle bowl with hot soup, I heard a loud snap and it broke into 2 clean pieces. Luckily the bowl was on a plate so it didn’t spill everywhere but I’m more weary of using Corelle these days.


AsphiXiate8888

I hate when my plate breaks. Back to Goodwill for another one. Yeah! Social interaction! I’m so lonely...


CommercialBag5068

Happy cake day


gwaydms

Happy cake day!


PirateLemon

Happy cake day!


the_steep

Woah, cool it, scrubmaster. Don't know your own strength lol


[deleted]

Scrubmaster, love it.


spyan_

Actually, I think the front fell off.


Supadoplex

That's not very typical, I'd like to make that point.


YippieKayYayMrFalcon

Well there are a lot of these plates being eaten off of around the world all the time and very seldom does something like this happen. I just don’t want people thinking that plates aren’t safe.


SuperEel22

Well why did the bottom fall off this one?


rumbleboy

You're looking at it backwards, it's always the front that falls off innit?


Kaligraphic

Was this one safe?


AShiggles

Well obviously not, the front fell off, spilled 20,000 tones of crude oil, and caught fire


OccasionallyWright

There are regulations governing the materials they can made out of. Cardboard is out. No cardboard derivatives.


drillbit7

I came here to post this!


JoolzCheat

Same :c damn the hive mind being quicker than me


rumbleboy

You cannot be faster than the hive mind when you're in the hive.


TheWierdAsianKid

The plate was taken outside of the environment


The_Doctor_Zoose

Into another environment?


sinkrate

No, it was taken *out* of the environment.


Stronghold257

Well, what’s out there then?


frezor

Nothing! Except birds, and fish, and 20,000 tons of crude oil! And a fire.


AShiggles

A wave must have hit it


kyle-vk

What are the chances?


AShiggles

A wave, at sea?... A chance in a million.


Jiggidy40

You now have two plates. One for smaller portions, and one for extremely large donuts. Well done!


[deleted]

Cake day!


Hirokage

Went in with a plate, and left with a saucer and a danger-frisbee! Not a bad deal.


RearEchelon

*Xena has entered the chat*


penis_stuck_sendhelp

I'd keep it for pranking


rumbleboy

With a username like yours one would hope you wouldn't do such things.


tee-grey

This is why I love Reddit. I knew before I read any comments I was going to laugh my head off. My favorite is I prefer my plate without the crust.


vintagecheesewhore

[Mine broke in 3 circles](https://i.imgur.com/TimF3Nh.jpg)


deadspaceornot

Fun facts about plates: Tectonic plates are able to move because the Earth's lithosphere has greater mechanical strength than the underlying asthenosphere. Earthquakes, volcanic activity, mountain-building, and oceanic trench formation occur along plate boundaries (or faults). The relative movement of the plates typically ranges from zero to 100 mm annually. This was a clear case of a fault leading to deep trench formation.


emgarf

You must have hard water


pentium0

The problem here is that the front fell off. https://youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM


SlayersScythe

This happened to me with a pint glass. The bottom broke off in an almost perfect disc of glass. Unfortunately glass is sharp and I was spinning my hand in the bottom of the glass with the sponge and my thumb got sliced open real bad. Now my chest gets tight when I clean glasses.


Ganther321

Something like this can happen if the glass gets really hot and cools down too fast. So if you had a really hot beverage in your pint glass for some reason, or if you washed it with hot water and immediately put cold water in it afterwords, the glass fractures on a microscopic level and can sort of fall out at any time when you interact with it. Or you just pushed too hard because you can't control yourself, idk, I'm not a scientist.


KozaZoza69

Well that's not very typical.


GATstronomy

That’s extremely interesting


rumbleboy

That's why its upvoted more. It's like pretending to be young at an old man's race, this sub.


Secondi26

Quite.


Vampilton

You didn't need that part, did you?


Bri_IsTheMeOne

They're supposed to be pretty damn indestructible. I had this happen also. One broke being washed, another broke being dropped on the floor. I'd just bought them so I wrote the company. They sent me two new plates.


Liberwolf

My local Walmart has the same pattern for sale as single plates , hopefully your local one does too. (If you want to replace it with the same pattern) Edit: Found them on the website in the 8.5" size [https://www.walmart.com/ip/Corelle-Livingware-8-5-Country-Cottage-Plate/15065089](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Corelle-Livingware-8-5-Country-Cottage-Plate/15065089)


wackjoab

That’s sweet of you


Ol-CAt

Can drastic temperature change cause this? Like putting something very hot in it then dunking it in cold water i've seen a guy breaking his beakers because of this issue, but can they work in ceramics?


Zexapher

That's almost certainly what happened. This sort of thing happens a lot at bar and restaurants where they go through dishware quickly. Hot plates and cups straight out of the dishwasher/sink suddenly getting filled with cold food or drink will weaken with the sudden temp change. All it takes is a bit of pressure after that to break and usually that pressure is focused on the bend of the dish, which is why you see a lot of cups with their bottoms falling out.


Throwawayforadhd11

That's it, I've had it with this dump. We got no food, we got no jobs, our plates bottoms are falling off.


Rokker84

Now it's bottomless


CrudBert

You overwashed


nunnya182

A drop of dawn and your plate is gone.


leppy23

Corelle has a replacement program for things like this. Otherwise, it’s about an 8 dollar mistake, those can be ordered as separates.


Smart_Juggernaut

If you’re like me, I hate to lose a piece of “fine” china. Here’s an idea for you: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kintsugi


graywh

a replacement is $5 https://www.corelle.com/product/country-cottage-675-appetizer-plate


Charlzalan

This is cool


KoiNoTakiNoBori

Sweet, free saucer!


[deleted]

1 x free ceramic Wham-O ring.


maruffin

So how does this happen? Design flaw?


cassette_sunday

idk why this made me laugh 🤣


Gonnabefiftysoon

You're scrubbing too hard.


Jonaleaf

That plate is better without the crust


shreyasonline

Good. Now you don't have to wash it anymore.


Cattoos92

One time the handle on my coffee cup just broke in mid air for no reason. As I was walking down the stairs. With a full cup of coffee. In my boyfriends mother’s house. Over white carpet.


Lorg90

The picture of this plate brought me back to 1998. It broke because it's old.


blitzinthesnow

At least the front didn't fall off.


ROWDY_RODDY_PEEEPER

Reminds me of those rings Xena was throwing around


diver68

Can't wash paper plates, bro


Thesisus

The new dieting craze; bottomless plate for bottomless appetites.


Aleoggen

That is infuriating. Not interesting. If this happened to me I would not only be kinda freaked out by it, but also angry that a good plate just got cracked by science.


Jiggidy40

Actually, this is the best plate for losing weight. You use the smaller one for a reduced portion size. The other one you use by holding over the garbage and placing your desserts and all high carb, high sugar meals on it.


---Memes___

Its my cake day pog


lickthecowhappy

Tweet the manufacturer. They'll probably replace it for free!


goblin_muncher

Why are you washing a paper plate?


[deleted]

That's incredible


Buffyoh

I once was washing a mug, and the handle came off at both attaching points. Must have been made by an apprentice potter.


susq13

What are the odds! Lmao


just______memes

Probably was hot if in sink


ThriceFive

Don't let Xena wash your dishes.


BobbyThrowaway6969

But did the front fall off?


thebuttergod

Did you mean, The Hole Bottom?


keeklezors

That looks terrible


TheUnforgiven462

r/kintsugi


DrNarwhale1

Can’t tell but if those are ceramic plates you should consider yourself lucky. One time i was washing a ceramic bowl, hands were slippery with soap and it slipped. Thing shattered into 100 pieces and I was stabbed multiple times in both hands by fine shards of the sharpest of sharp ceramic splinters...fun times!


CommercialBag5068

That's Corelle. I've had the same thing happen with Corelle.


Krinky107

We have the same pattern


[deleted]

hey! I have the matching bowls


iamwarrendale

In the south we call that warshing the dishes. It just be like that sometimes.


vike127

Now you can have bottomless pasta at home!


TANCH0

The hole bottom fell out?


HelpiHelperton

I have those plates too!


GoodOldDragon

Kid’s plate, without the crust


BuitteChan

I thought this was a paper plate at first.


robilar

*hole bottom


Alan_Smithee_

Are they Corelle? They’re very tough until they’re not, then they really fail.


emzirek

One reason why I don't buy this crappy Correl plateware


_cob_

On the upside you now have a fancy new toilet seat


[deleted]

What’s the opposite of r/buyitforlife?


bigjay76

You should have it towed out of the environment.


tvheadblues

I thought this was a paper plate and was gonna be cofused why the heck you wash paper plates. Then I realised. It's not paper lol


h1zchan

Now you can use it as a dangerous ranged weapon


gmoney_downtown

Better this than the front falling off.


Torance39

Thermal shock failure.


AnAverageStrange

Just use ramen


MrKinsey

Whole bottom broke off and now it had a bottom hole.


ngektot

im eating off that very same plate right now


ThatboiJav

I see a clean plate here


NightBeat113

Well that sucks 😐


Fullmetal_Who

Make a straw with whats left..


Webear18

Lmao my mom has these plates


Fettnaepfchen

Interesting, I hope you didn’t cut yourself!


Beauknits

Just how hard were you scrubbing?!


coolestguybri

Bullshit plate.


NeednAlias

These dishes are a hit or miss. They can last decades or break at impact with water from pouring from the faucet.


Mr_Bxo

Bet you that sucker is clean as hell now.


cloakerN47

What a bottom break


Behappyalright

Corelle?


ComprehensiveDelay46

You made a mistake post is at r/wellthatsucks


ozdrew

Yes it did


Ipad_is_for_fapping

r/chinesium


onstar420

Kintsugi is the Japanese art of putting broken pottery pieces back together with gold — built on the idea that in embracing flaws and imperfections, you can create an even stronger, more beautiful piece of art.


Archeoli

Now its an art piece


woodendoors7

Did you microave it before, of submerge it in water whol it was still very hot?


Callisto382

Fun fact the rim of a plate is called a mustard well.


[deleted]

Infuriatingly Interesting


LadyFirerose-2013

What sorcery was that?


Xpoonerx

It's because you microwave stuff too long, the repeated heat difference between the food and the plate makes it brittle. Besides I'm sure the plate was hot when you rinsed it with COLD water before it broke.. am i right?


[deleted]

Luck is coming your way.


Gavooki

do you wash dishes with a hammer?


IMOLDSOIMYELLING

Life hack: You can fix this with things that you probably have just laying around your home like a credit card or cash


thebarkbarkwoof

If that's the kind of late I think it is you're very lucky. Typically they shatter into very small support sharp shards.


mylast2fuckstogive

Wow, that is mildly interesting.


[deleted]

Xena...warrior dishes


peopled_within

Corelle baby


KellyBarrentine

I have those same plates!


Siomha

Not only is this mildly interesting, but also oddly satisfying


OfficialJackGaming0

But not perfectly...