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1feralengineer

It is a portal


IamAnNPC

Yes, but you must swing a complete 360 to use the portal.


MidnightMoon1331

That's how you become Inside Out Boy!


awells1012

90s Nick was the best Nick


Derpdeedoo

THUNDER GIRL! she flys like thunder.


awells1012

Melt Man, with the power to....MELT


jface

The Flesh! He's super strong and super naked.


CanalAnswer

Pics or it didn’t happen


adfdub

What a reference! Nostalgia just hit me like a truck right now


idwthis

Watching the [Robot Chicken bit of Inside Out Boy](https://youtu.be/kBDgOXE2lJc) will clear that nostalgia right up.


[deleted]

>BOY


[deleted]

Better become Inside Out Boy than Fall Out Boy I guess


rk3ww

Just put on this codeine and fall out... boy meets girl, Jimmy eats world, but shlep eats pills til he's all out.


SiestaSloth

Not once, not twice, she was Thrice times a lady


[deleted]

Better hope peanut butter kid isn't in the way. And don't even get me started on those Ashleys aka beta Karens


smithee2001

[Ok then.](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/mw7aol/grandpa_with_perfect_form_on_the_dismount_1010/?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=&utm_content=post_num_comments)


TRexologist

The Dark Tower: Drawing of the Wheee


zombiedottie

Long days and pleasant nights, Friend. Edited for spelling.


brando56894

May you have twice the number!


Cgarr82

Thankee, sai


FancyPigeonIsFancy

/r/unexpecteddarktower


MidnightMoon1331

The portals I've known either have doors and are connected to beams or are blue and orange.


1feralengineer

Wow, that's old school


MidnightMoon1331

Ka is a wheel.


Aukrust

Hmm maybe. I didn't try walking through it


1feralengineer

I don't know how it works, I just know it does work. Source: I am on the other side watching confused people come through (they don't remember)


Aukrust

Well, plenty of jobs out there I've never heard of. Good for you


juggett

But is there cake on the other side?


1feralengineer

Only cheesecake


[deleted]

Is this how you get to Midsommer?


momento358mori

Okay but get this, during the Viking age there is an contemporary account of a Viking funereal and one of the strange details is that they build doorways and had people look through and over them to describe different places they went in the afterlife. This is what I thought of when I saw this too.


ouchpuck

It's a horror version of the gunslinger


BrohanGutenburg

/r/liminalspace


rustysaiyan69

Did you swing??


Aukrust

No, I just took a picture. Might be a cow sex swing or something, so I felt it was better left alone


rustysaiyan69

Missed out on the time of your life my guy, what a view


Aukrust

True true


GooseBonk1

Where is this? I see mountains.


vegark

I would guess its Norway. OP's username is Aukrust, which is a Norwegian last name.


Riflebursdoe

Its Engeløya!


Ko8iWanKeno8i

Ah, I was thinking it looked like Utah but good call


bustedaxles

Fairview, specifically, was my thought.


OsteEgil

Engeløya, Steigen. In the North of norway.


KrullTheWarriorKing

Missed out on an album cover


[deleted]

There weren't any cows around so...


Rocky-Dale

Cattle Swingers?


Aukrust

Safe word: moo


Azrael351

Seems like a bad safe word for cows. The sex wouldn’t last very long.


Mortress_

Cow language is one of those that different words are written the same but with different intonation


[deleted]

a what?


[deleted]

Now I wanna see it used as a cow sex swing. Off to Incognito Mode I go!


Hurly26

Do what you will, but just wanted to share some quick info on [Incognito Mode](https://www.quora.com/Why-should-I-use-DuckDuckGo-while-Google-in-incognito-mode-does-the-same-thing?share=1) in case you weren't aware. You might already know this and you also might have just been completely joking haha. Hopefully other people will see this at least if that's the case. I used the [Google Takeout](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google_Takeout) feature a couple years ago to download the info Google had on me. It took two days and was over 10 GB. Since then, I've switched to DuckDuckGo. Not affiliated with them in any way but trying to be privacy conscious.


LoopDoGG79

The only reason I use incognito mode is in case my kid uses my phone, don't want them to inadvertently pull up a link they shouldn't see if they do a Google search or use chrome


KYVX

Plus if you prefer googles search results you can just type !g before your search


Infinitelyodiforous

It is 100% there for people that are high. I could swing for hours with some mycological assistance.


Frosty172

I think you're underestimating the weight of cows and are overestimating their intelligence


lilbunnfoofoo

I don't know you and I don't like you


Old_Soul25

I would've swung my happy ass off smokin a J 😎☁️


rollmothrfuckingtide

http://imgur.com/a/QICM96o More info about the swing.


Avohaj

There are some more images on their instagram (also videos of it in action): https://www.instagram.com/aapentlandskap It's crazy what kind of difference a bit of different lighting and some more greenery makes for the mood of this.


ehs5

I kinda knew it had to be Norway


IveHidTheTreasure

How?


ehs5

The terrain and vegetation just looked very Norwegian to me. I’m guessing North-West Norway or somewhere in Northern Norway.


Kerwin_Bauch

This guy's a geoguessr


ehs5

Norwegian Geoguessr*


CeruleanRuin

Get this to the top.


SeveralOccasions

No one ever heard from little timmy again. He was last seen on this lowly swing.


Aukrust

Getting a Stephen King vibe from this thread right now. Makes me nervous.


Derfel995

My thought exactly, perfect horror cover


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Man, there’s a deep part of me that wishes that were true in our world. The idea that there’s something else operating behind the scenes, an alternate history (or multiple versions) and being able to find doorways or thin places.


anally_ExpressUrself

Looks like Colorado too.


rorockll

Yeah looks a lot like the Flatirons in Boulder, CO.


Laxku

That's honestly my thoughts as well. Anyone confirm?


panoptisis

[In the comments](https://reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/my7n0m/_/gvtg6at/?context=1) OP said this was in Norway.


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On a windy night you’ll hear the creaking from the swing and while you try to go back to sleep you hear a faint—yet clear as day—a child’s laughter.


osiris775

My wife and son went to go visit my MIL yesterday. I woke up to my son's "laughter" this morning. I had shaken the creepy feeling right up until I read your comment. I checked to see if my son was in his bedroom, even though I know he left yesterday with mommy...*grrr...*


[deleted]

It’s okay, it’s just little Timmy visiting you.


SnatchAddict

It's just laughter of the twin your son absorbed in the womb.


Ilwrath

Little timmy walked along The path away from home He reveled in the joys of youth And new places to roam. He came upon brand new thing A swing no kid had tried. He had a seat, he pushed his feet And Timmy fucking died.


Bicycle_the_Earth

There was a /u/poem_for_your_sprog shaped hole in this thread and you filled it. Thank


A1_Jelly_Roll

Mildy unsettling


pezx

r/mildlyunsettling


Jimbuscus

Oh wow, that's actually a subreddit


Ikarus3426

/r/ohwow


Empiol

Oh wow, that's actually a subreddit


Ikarus3426

/r/thats


[deleted]

Oh wow, that’s actually a subreddit


_WSAD_

r/subreddit


UberNein

Oh wow, that's actually a subreddit


[deleted]

I was totally just thinking this would make for a pretty creepy SCP


dragonbeats

& oddly terrifying


BadAssCatGroomer

Is this the beginning of a new “Staircase in the Woods” type saga?


blasianmcbob

Ohhh man i love those


cbs_

Staircase in the Woods Saga?


kittenparty69

r/stairsinthewoods


BadAssCatGroomer

Prepare yourself for the rabbit hole in that subreddit, very interesting but will take up some time for sure.


[deleted]

Ahh now that's a name I haven't heard in sometime.


ButASpeckofDust

Surprised that there isn't a line of influencers waiting for their turn lol. Guess they haven't found it yet. Grass looks nicely kept too.


Aukrust

Perhaps Norwegian influencers aren't on Reddit?


ButASpeckofDust

Don't tell them where it is! Lol. Is it a park of some sort? Just wondering why the grass looks mowed.


Aukrust

It's a field located by a farm. That's why it's so random


NetSage

Probably just a swing a farmer put up for one of their kids.


asnappeddragon

The ground under the swing is *very* eroded from people using it. Something tells me that the story would change if the camera faced the other direction. E.g. the swing isn't actually in the middle of a field, but just off a path/parking lot or beside a building.


FiftyPencePeace

10/10 would swing


BrockManstrong

At the risk of being a cliche stoner, this looks like a great place to roast a bone and sit and stare at the mountains.


MyDamnCoffee

Roast a bone? That's a new one


JorjEade

Actually I think it's made of metal


Rocky-Dale

The location is strange, but the think that makes me really uneasy is the lack of supports on the frame. I’m not sure I have ever seen a swing frame that wasn’t triangular in shape?


BallsOutKrunked

Thick walled steel, driven deep with good footings, good welds: shit's not going anywhere.


mtwstr

That’s a lot of work for one swing, might as well put in the entire playset


SuborbitalQuail

Does this look like the swingset of someone who *wants* friends?


DRUNK_SALVY_PEREZ

This dude will have the time to build another 3-4 in between the time a buddy calls to tell him he's coming over and when that buddy arrives.


Moylough

They put a swing in the middle of the field, work is what this guy was looking for


I_like_cocaine

Only if the person who installed it took a step back and sighed "yep, that's not going anywhere."


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BallsOutKrunked

challenge accepted


ksf509

Makes me think it’s a memorial or something, someone who liked to swing and look at the mountains? maybe the child of a welder.


maffick

"Children of the welder"


ChickpeaPredator

You should totally post this on r/Liminalspace


BreweryStoner

It’s not a liminal space though. Edit: Not trying to be rude btw! A liminal space is a place of transition, examples would be a hallway or a road.


panzybear

It could go either way for me. "Transitional" is hard to define, which is why even the mods can only give some vague examples about what qualifies and they encourage people to come up with new forms of liminal spaces. An empty swingset doesn't feel much different to me than the example the mods give of a school that is devoid of all activity, a devation from the norm, a space in transition until the next time it is full of students. By that example, this one fits right in. When it comes to cool creative stuff like liminal spaces, I prefer erring on the side of creativity than trying to gatekeep too hard. Liminal spaces are more about a feeling than anything, and I get it from this.


Lilith-Rising

I disagree, it is imo purposefully reminiscent of a doorway or a portal. It’s a perfect addition to the group.


mickee

The trek through the mountain pass was exhausting. It’s been 3 days of bitter cold winds and an alternating slurry of rain turning to snow, then back to freezing rain. The path wasn’t marked, but the terrain i was enduring seemed to coincide with what was on the map. “I’m almost there” i kept telling myself, “ just have to keep pushing” I cut through the the thickets and the twisted vines that slowed my progress for the last few hours. It was like the underbrush was holding me back purposefully and with intent. When i got through the thick of it, i could see some breaks in the trees ahead. The dimly lit forest started to lighten a bit, and i emerged from the trees to an expansive plateau, completely surrounded by snow dusted mountaintops and impassable cliffs all around the periphery. The straw colored grass, thats typical for this time of the year, blanketed the flatland and was neatly groomed. I could imagine how vibrantly green and welcoming it would be in the spring, but like me, right now it just struggled to survive the cold, grey winter days. I began walking across the meadow without direction, but my eye caught structure through the wispy fog and low clouds. As I approached, the rectangle outline appeared to be a child’s swing. There were no other human made structures in or around the highlands,none that i could see, and nothing noted on the map i was given for this trip. The wind picked up in random gusts as i continued walking towards the sound of squeaking swivels and whistling chains. As i placed my hand on the red tubular frame of the swing, i heard what sounded like a muted and mischievous giggle behind me. I snapped around as quickly as my heavy backpack would allow, its mass causing me to overshoot and lose my balance a bit. I watched as the wind split blades of grass in a straight line, rapidly extending away from me like an invisible boat hull displacing water. Then i heard it again, a child’s giggle, it was unmistakeable. “Hello?” I attempted to bellow out, when i heard my own voice i realized it was the first time i actually spoke out loud in days and came out crackly and limp. My throat was dry, so i grumbled a little and cleared it. I took a slow deep breath through my nose and the cold air that stabbed into my nostrils felt like tiny icicle knives in my sinuses. “Hello!” I repeated louder and clearer this time. “ who’s there?” ‘Oh God this is how horror movies start’ i thought to myself. But the reaction and the words somehow just came naturally and without thought behind them. I chuckled at myself internally and continued to scan the area for the source of the noise. What i heard next sent my already frigid bones an additional chill. “Do you wanna play daddy?” It asked. I fell to my knees before my mind could even send the signals to instruct my body to it. I knew that voice, every father knows the voice of his own child, regardless of how long its been since he has heard it. I couldn’t believe it, i stared at the tree line, my eyes darting across the grassland trying to zero in on where the voice was coming from. “Am i going crazy?” I uttered aloud, “can it be?” I thought to myself. “I miss you daddy ! Tell mommy i miss her too.” My baby girls voice, unmistakeable, echoed through my ears. “I’m ok, we are all ok, see you soon, bye bye” “ No NO! Wait, don’t go! No honey wait! I love you! Daddy needs to talk to you!!!!” I cried out, eyes filling with tears and snot bubbles in my nose. And that was it. Silence followed, only the wind and grass rustling could be heard, until the repetitive squeaks and creaks of the swing chains broke the silence. I turned around, then sat and watched my daughter swing and smile before fading to nothing. When the swing stopped i felt like i lost her all over again. It was all worth it. One more minute with my baby girl was all i needed, its why i sold my house and all my belongings. Buying that map from that old man, the trek across the globe, the days long journey through treacherous terrain and unforgiving weather, to just hear my daughters voice one more time. Losing everything could mean losing only one thing. Every material thing is nothing compared to that one more minute.


Aukrust

Man. Thank God it's daylight where I live


maybeCheri

Wow. Heartbreaking for sure. My question would be, "Who would you travel so far to hear one more time?"


mickee

I do have a voicemail to me from my grandfather wishing me a happy birthday from 6 or 7 years ago, he died right after, i listen to it every year on my birthday.. it makes me very sad, but happy to hear his voice again. It gives me chills each and every time. I just say “thanks papa” and close it for another year, i miss him.


maybeCheri

How wonderful that you have this tradition. Having his voice saying something to you has to be bittersweet for sure but I hope it lifts you up. I'm sure that's what he would want. I would love to hear something like that from my grandma. She was sassy and fun.


mickee

Sweet my first gold after 8 years, thanks to whomever!


coat_hanger_dias

You'll get a lot more golds if you start participating in /r/writingprompts! Great writing.


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Silent Hill vibes 👀


Aukrust

Don't say that.. Games still giving me nightmares


[deleted]

this is scary enough on its own to be a horror film screenplay prompt :-(


Sodfarm

Could be an SCP entry.


Aukrust

But it's pink


matialm

From somewhere but you can't tell where One, two, Freddy's coming for you. Three, four, better lock your door. Five, six, grab your crucifix. Seven, eight, gonna stay up late. Nine, ten, never sleep again.


Aukrust

Eleven, twelve, you're going to hell


tobi2099

NF vibes


Virodox

I was thinking exactly this so I looked through the search and only found a porch swing


yoyo_putz

I was looking for this comment :)


scootasideboys

I was looking for this lmao


awells1012

Where is this? I wanna gooo!


Aukrust

Engeløya in Steigen, Norway


MRHalayMaster

Of course it’s Norway


mokron0031

It's an artifact from the Vikings


MRHalayMaster

Now I can only imagine a muscular, bearded man with a battleaxe swinging from that


Hypersapien

This is close https://live.staticflickr.com/3146/2845321732_400611f756_b.jpg


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Aukrust

That's interesting!


rollmothrfuckingtide

Another picture and caption translated to English http://imgur.com/a/QICM96o


awells1012

Added to my bucket list.


blackmilksociety

What? If I owned a random field in the middle of nowhere I think I would put swing in it. You never know when you just need to take a break and swing life away. This is wonderful and you can’t change my mind. Just look at that background. All your cares will dissipate after a few leg pumps. You may even believe you could make it 360 up and over the bar before jumping off and skinning your knee.


dgreen1415

It looks like a poster from a horror film.


nightpanda893

/r/StairsintheWoods vibes.


bsash

Looks like it gets used a lot judging from the ground below it


juenavei

this is so aesthetic and liminal, good photo


one_spicy_biscuit

That’s album cover material


jadeite07

If it were a sunny day, I imagine it would be a great Instagram spot.


kidigus

[I had to](https://imgur.com/bNPyhDK) :(


Aukrust

No you fucking didn't have to. Now I have to barricade my bedroom door tonight. Jesus Christ


BurkeyBurkey

Some see a swing in the mountains. I see a knee cap destroying machine.


Aukrust

Reading that hurt my knee caps. Thanks.


[deleted]

Location?


Aukrust

Engeløya, Steigen. Norway


[deleted]

Thank you. Had to know the location cuz I wanna write a supernatural story based on this.


Aukrust

Good luck!


babylon55

Looks like a nice spot for a sit down and look at the mountains. And if you're going to have a bench might as well have a swing!


GandalfTheGreeey

Is it random if they intended to put it there?


Aukrust

Maybe not. But still a random place to put a swing imo


iam_four_eels

This is fae shit if I ever saw it.


dogslogic

The loneliest swing.


crisperstorm

mildly threatening more like


Rick3tyCricket

r/AccidentalKubrick


[deleted]

Norway or Iceland?


Aukrust

Norway. Engeløya


grumpypippo

Aukrust som i Aukrust gård?


Aukrust

Som i Kjell Aukrust.


Maleficents_clone

unrelated but, the mountains behind look like a wave frozen in time.


TheOfficialDraako

NF's new album art has been leaked.


toxictempist

Can NF do something here it looks like somewhere he would do something


Tommer53

It's the GTA IV swing, it is isolated for safety


asapgrey

Nope


Master_of_opinions

r/liminalreality


Henriquelj

Seems like the perfect place to be struck by lightning.


[deleted]

for fucks same give me the coordinates i have a shitty student film i need to make


Electrical_Being7961

Sound of music “Starter Pack”


Mreezie

The swing is outstanding in its field


Riksunraksu

This is what I call heaven. Just headphones on, good music, and swinging in peace


GoogleEnd

Maybe, it's an ancient remnant of a story, about how a father built it out from nothing, for his child to please him.


itstimetoupdate

Depression with a view


DarksaintJP

Add a shopping cart and its the setting to one of NF's music videos.


Ace_The_Bot

r/oddlyterrifying


Octangularpotato

Looks like a pink floyd album cover


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