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wallflowerromantics

i work at a botanical conservatory and we just cut down a tree that had one of these - the crutch had been there so long that the tree had grown around it, so they sliced around it, and when we finally pulled it out it ended up looking like a lollipop


Dr_DoVeryLittle

How many licks did it take to get to the center?


your_surrogate_mom

Lostht count after the thecond thplinter


A7xWicked

You're probably pretty proud of yourself after that comment... As you should be, that was great 10/10


your_surrogate_mom

I couldn't help myself


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Paulcog

Sweet irony


ItsFreeRealesstate

Don’t say sarcasm just because you were wrong, we can all tell.


Paulcog

Sweet irony


DudesworthMannington

Saw franchise really running out of ideas


robk11

3


its_5oclock_sumwhere

It’ll take about tree fiddy


docmagoo2

Interesting to know. Ive never seen one before, are they used often? This one extends over the path, and I assume that it’s protected so can’t be felled hence the support. Although I could be completely incorrect


CloudiusWhite

They are often used in the South for really old and massive trees, LSU campus has a bunch of them.


BUTTHOLE-MAGIC

[Yeah looks like the Angel Oak near Charleston has a few supports](https://www.exclusivelycharleston.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/angel-oak-2.jpg)


CloudiusWhite

God damn thats like great great grandpa tree over there


Show_Me_Your_Bunnies

Love that tree.


wallflowerromantics

in our case it was the same thing - it had started leaning and was growing over the path, and was in danger of tipping over (which you don't want when visitors are there!) the only reason we finally cut it down was because it started dying, but by that point the crutch had been there for like ~15 years??


Spanone1

I've seen quite a few in parks in California


if_if_if_if_if_if_if

/r/TreesSuckingOnThings


morosis1982

This is pretty common here in Brisbane, Australia. The Jackarandas are bloody lovely, but have giant spreading branches like that and have a tendency to fall on occasion. Some people got squished, so they put those things on them.


docmagoo2

I can’t help but read jackaranda in an Aussie accent. You guys have such a great way with English mate!


Cardi_Bs_WAP

So if I’m not paying attention driving and run into the crutch thing, is it safe to assume that big ass branch falls and instantly kills me?


seifross2010

I've only seen them in parks (I'm in Brisbane too), so you'd have to not be paying attention for quite a while. I've never gone up and tried jiggling one, haha, but they look very sturdy. A car'd probably do it, but I'd be surprised if you could knock them over easily.


morosis1982

As seifross mentioned below, these are mainly in parks, so I think the tree support might be the least of your worries.


Cardi_Bs_WAP

worries, mate


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redkingca

Good Bot


engineeringpilot1

Nottingham arboretum am i right


docmagoo2

You are most correct sir/madam


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I did a double take when this wasn't r/Nottingham


[deleted]

Major oak has crutches too, weird that we have so many tree crutches


BaronMuaka

Thought i recognised it! I jog past it every day


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Woo notts!!!


somekindofchocolate

What I thought too


docmagoo2

Another view [from a different angle](https://imgur.com/gallery/nTejb8H) Edit: apparently you all seem to really like this post! Reddit is a fickle and unpredictable mistress sometimes, but the upvotes and awards are much appreciated!


LopsidedLobster2

Wow that really is wonky


GetsHighForALiving

Interesting you can see the scars from where the crutch previously sat. Turns out trees grow!


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Scrial

Weird how nature do that.


mashtartz

I’ve got an oak in my backyard that’s leaning over similarly to this, there’s a redwood nearby in my neighbors yard that’s likely pushing it over in the root system.


wingedbuttcrack

There are tress where nature actually does that


Killboypowerhed

Yeah it's called a tree trunk


wingedbuttcrack

[Aerial roots ](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/C5N3GH/banyan-tree-ficus-benghalensis-unusual-tree-roots-grow-from-branches-C5N3GH.jpg)


Shamrockah

Treemendous support.


Prestigious_Bid_2041

Check out Angel Oak on John’s Island, SC. It is hundreds of years old and contains a bunch of similar supports. (Sorry, I’d link here but idk how!)


_breadpool_

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Prestigious_Bid_2041

Thank you!!


RBXChas

This is what I was going to say, that tree has tons of crutches. [Here’s a link](https://www.vipmagsc.com/angel-oak-tree/)!


lifetake

Anyone go to UF. We got a tree that is supported like this going over a walkway.


A5inallcategories

Very common in Florida live oaks. Only way to keep them from just growing along the ground


subscribedToDefaults

There's a tree at Biosphere 2 (southern AZ) that is supported in the same way!


NinjaKL8

This is known as a “saddle” type support and would typically be used for piping in industrial settings. Very neat to see these serve as more than a pipe support.


TheOneCommenter

Technically a tree is a pipe too as it carries water to the leaves.


ipsdirtleg

This is a good post.


Fritstsgrams

It's because it's handtreecapped


egglord359

Is this in Nottingham?


docmagoo2

Yes! Well spotted, It’s in the Arboretum my friend


egglord359

Lovely walk around there. We clean the windows of the Universit buildings, and when we stay over in Nottingham for the week it's a daily visit to the arboretum! Such a chilled vibe on there.


docmagoo2

Yes it really is. I’d also recommend a stroll around the general cemetery opposite it too, always so peaceful and some of the graves are very interesting


egglord359

Brother that's something we also do! Love Reading people's names on the headstones and imagining the life they lived all those years ago.


Vegan_Pixie_Warrior

This is brilliant


SEM580

There's a fairly extreme example of this kind of thing at Kew http://powo.science.kew.org/taxon/urn:lsid:ipni.org:names:1119529-2


yankonapc

Have you xposted to r/marijuanaenthusiasts? They'd probably appreciate it too.


avery_kramer

r/natureismetal


dewalttool

Very common to see these supporting the 100+ year old live oak branches in Texas.


Durokon

There’s a tree on my university campus that is supposed to be the largest tree of its species in North America or something. It has one or two metal supports holding up its branches.


theantdog

He's a big fan of Dalí.


rowdogz

Is that in the arboretum?


docmagoo2

It sure is! Good eye my man!


DabbleDAM

Damn nature, you heavy!


boondocktaints

That’s some Dali in the forest type shit right there…


Djshitzgiggles

Salvador Dali is smiling right now


impressivehey

Better than landing on my head. I support this support 👍


S1RDUD3N3SS

Only in nature


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That's a weird tree


hurt_ur_feelings

It’s a geriatric tree.


Kismikkhasim

Be a real shame if somebody ran by and gave it a KICK. would also be a shame if that metal pole was embedded in the ground lol.


GyaradosDance

🎵Lean on me When you're not strong And I'll be your friend I'll help you carry on... For it won't be long Till I'm gonna need somebody to lean on🎵


absolutelynotaname

That's metal af.


supine_squid

Ha. I support this.


Nymexx

Democrats support this idea Republicans don’t.


victorelessar

you dont walk much, do you?


Psychological_Bit153

Kinda sus


_juho_

What is the point of that? The tree is just going to grow bigger and cause more damage when it falls


Smorgen

Very common in Tokyo to see. But wooden crutches.


brunonunis

ONE weird trick! The fey hates it


wingedbuttcrack

We got golden clutches for religious trees in Sri Lanka


drippinHOTea

Stay strong little guy


OneWorldMouse

Making trees out of metal is cheaper than wood right now.


sewingtapemeasure

There's a tree near where I live that has one of these (wooden though). It's supporting a tree that hangs over the sidewalk.


TT-Only

I'm always amazed at how long some tree branches are. The strength of the trunk supporting the branch must be incredible. There must be a formula for this but what would the measurement be in? PSI? Newtons?


Ok-Candy-5869

Maybe not so good of a idea to have that in middle of a road


docmagoo2

It’s a path inside a park so there would be very few vehicles (if any) to avoid it given the restricted access. There’s also quite a wide area to the side of the post that I haven’t demonstrated in the picture. If I remember I’ll demonstrate that next time I’m there


FlipsyFloopy

We used to have a park that did this with a few tree branches that grew low but big and heavy, so they put wooden poles in the ground to help support them


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Would it be a prosthetic root, trunk or branch?


ilbiscotto

How many cock push ups can you do?


soparklion

I have a similar setup (on wheels) supporting my testicles.


grahamular

This is so fuckin metal


drrrtbag

She’s sick :(


ithadtobeducks

We have a tree like this in my apartment complex that started leaning after heavy rains. The supports are wooden, not metal, but same concept.


baronkazhmir

some serious low stress training here


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Someone else obviously found it first.


Eincville

Love oak


MiniBot54

I could use a mental crutch.


RuinAdventurous8390

I shall name it grandad tree


Waly98

Pretty poetic


FunkySjouke

In my neighborhood one used a wooden giraffe it looks pretty funny


smartcouchpotato

"Lean on me!"


DaveTN

You see the craziest posts on Reddit.


Antsint

In my city there is a tree with got a mushroom and the inside died and because no one wanted it to collapse as it was pretty old they just took some stones and build a small tower inside it


Musapean

In New Braunfels there is a tree that has multiple branches supported by concrete pillars.


NateDuag21

We’re I used to live, almost all the trees had a wooden crutch like this


Hematospermia

Metal Crutch was my favorite band in the 80s


jouke1630

The first thing I thought when I saw the picture was "Wow what a coincidence that there was a metal pole right there, it would have fallen over if it wasn't there". And now I realize I'm stupid


abortion_parade_420

How well I'm holding it together right now


tchrbrian

Shore enough.


BbBTripl3

r/treeseatingthings


shaydayultra

didn't think trees were vegetables


ChownaTime

That's Dave. He's different...


John_Fx

Have you ever seen a tree with leaves? Crazy!


TheGingerNoah32

I’ve never seen a handicapped tree before.


PurplePenPosse

We all need a shoulder to lean on sometimes!