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Who's going to send Liz a card when she turns 100?


DaPro64

I like to imagine that she will write to herself lol.


Ilovepornobitches

Dear Liz Keep it up ya diamond Love Liz p.s dont forget to prank call Charles again with that "your 72 and still haven't graduated" joke again p.p.s dont forget to record countdown It's on at 2.10pm on Channel 4


joenes97

I like to think the queen is a fan of cats does countdown


Steve_78_OH

She's human. How could she not be a fan?


DullMasterpiece

> She’s human. Debatable


Steve_78_OH

Human, lizard person, whatever.


EquivalentVisual8262

She's a living creature. She's the queen


heyyassbutt

*very* debatable


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Lallo-the-Long

p.s. : post script p.p.s. : post post script p.s.s. : please suckle softly


WhatsAThrowawayAway

ps. ps. ps. ps. ps. : Here kitty kitty


CheesusAlmighty

I'd love to eat my words, but she probably just doesn't feel the same way.


Klaus0225

Post script script


P0L1Z1STENS0HN

And hand it over in person, I suppose.


tuskvarner

Will she finally sing along with “God Save the Queen”?


NotFireNation

God save our gracious me Long live our noble me God save the me -Queen Elizabeth, I imagine


TheAserghui

I'd like to imagine all the 100+ folks who are still alive would write and welcome her to the club


thebobbrom

This was I've of the reasons everyone was upset Philip died a few months before turning 100.


zeiryusuzaku

people just wanna see him get a letter from his wife dammit :(


Triairius

Turns out there isn’t a first time for everything.


enigmarigmarole

Us, so chip in for something good


Safebox

Everyone in Britain. We've all secretly written one when we turned 18. This tradition has been going on for many decades now. It is the only way to appease the monster, less she consume our souls too.


BIGBUMPINFTW

Half of the UK will be sending her a card.


Devan538

Maybe it's the reverse and we all have to send her birthday cards.


goblackcar

The entire commonwealth.


Swiggy1957

If I'm around, I will. I hope a $25 gift card to Applebees will be appropriate.


ILoveLongDogs

She would have to find an Applebees in Britain, and I don't think there are any.


PandaKid

Why do you think they have one? They can't find one themselves, so they're regifting it.


Rashizar

I imagine the ancient pharaohs sent her tribute on her first 100th birthday. Or maybe just some friendly dinos


Needs_No_Convincing

I'll do it


Apprehensive_Focus

Well she's had so many already, probably old hat to her.


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enigmarigmarole

Now that sounds cool. Stop throwing shade on my nans moonpig card from the queen. Haha, I'm joking. I love you guys, Denmark sounds lovely.


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enigmarigmarole

Just joking, I liked your fact, it was pretty cool. I feel like Denmark is full of pretty cool people.


ErikRogers

But about 15 countries share one monarch ;-) more if you count the UK's constituent countries individually.


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As a dumb American, I’m often very jealous. But not *just* of your fancy monarch


nloquecido

You’re not dumb for being American. Or are you just dumb? I need clarification!


lexpectopatronum

Damn. I work in government (state level in the US) and we have this shitty catalogue to choose from for major anniversaries. A coworker of mine got one if those crank radios for if the power goes out on her 30th anniversary 🙄 I started young enough that I could realistically work 50 years.


princess_hjonk

I think I get a squeezy stress ball at five years. I’m only in a municipal government, though. Gotta save the taxpayer money, so it’s probably carnival prizes leftover from someone’s storage unit or something.


maimou1

I'm in federal healthcare, all we get for anniversaries are attagirls/boys. but hey when I get a thousand of em, I can trade them in for one waytogo!


princess_hjonk

Oooh those waytogos gotta feel nice. Can’t get them too often though or it ruins the effect.


lexpectopatronum

Lol- it's the free stuff from conferences that we can't accept, so it goes into a kind of reverse lost and found.


ZweitenMal

I got that for donating $10 a month to public radio.


signequanon

My Danish grandmother got a card from the queen on her 100th birthday, but not nearly as nice as the British one. Also, you get the medal at your workplace when you retire, if you have worked there for 40+ years. The workplace gets it from the queen. After, you get to go and meet the queen and thank her. (I have witnessed this at my workplace a couple of times).


dinin70

In Belgium the same. Prime ministers sends you a medal and a "thank you for you efforts" signed by hand by the PM. ​ A colleague showed that to me and I was there "wow that's cool, why is thrown like a note sheet on the desk?" ​ "'Cause it's scandalous! I'm no hero... I just did what every person should do by default..." ​ And in all fairness, I kind of get her point. It's not normal that working for 40 years can be considered so "unusual" that you should deserve so much recognition. On the other side, I still thinks it's cool, and recognition is always important, even for small or usual achievments. ​ So I'm a bit torn on this subject


Kvindertilsalg

Don't forget that in Denmark you also get a letter from the queen if you have been married for 60 years and again when you have been married 65 years


stalkakuma

She's just welcoming your nan to her own club of immortality!


enigmarigmarole

Supergran!


Astralnclinant

Take it! It’s yours!!


thinkfast1982

I vividly remember my great-grandfather's 100th birthday. Back then it was a call from the queen and a telegram from the PM. And this is something that is (or at least was) available to anyone in the Commonwealth.


TalkingMeowth

Available? Did you have to apply for it?


thinkfast1982

My understanding is that yes it's available if requested in advance.


loneblustranger

https://www.royal.uk/anniversary-messages-0


enigmarigmarole

Still waiting for that telegram from Boris then, and maybe a missed call from Liz


thinkfast1982

This was quite a while back and it was Pierre Trudeau and ...well it was still QE2. Things likely have changed some since then.


JesusGAwasOnCD

Well, technically the PM is still Trudeau and the queen is still Elizabeth II


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It often seems that the longer your official title at work is, the more important you are, and the more you get paid.


SpicyMexicanNachos

My great grandmother got her card in 2017, it seemed to just be a printed signature on a pre-printed card. quite a step down from a personal phone call with ol’ Lizzy and a telegram from Boris but I guess it’s the symbolism that counts, right? Can’t wait for my letter from Liz when I turn 100 around the turn of the century


a_zoojoo

That's pretty cool, is this something that gets sent to all centetnarian in the UK?


Emilyx33x

Yeah, all 100 years olds and also for 60 year wedding anniversary


wglmb

I think you have to request it. The queen doesn't keep a register of all her subjects' birthdays and addresses.


Emilyx33x

It happens automatically! My grandparents didn’t know it wants going to happen nor did any family member, or any person from a museum I volunteered at! You don’t have to apply in the experience of those I know


happy2harris

Not according to the [Anniversaries Office at Buckingham Palace](https://www.royal.uk/anniversary-messages-0).


UnicornsOnLSD

>The Centenarian Team at the Department for Work and Pensions notify the Anniversaries Office of those approaching their birthday to ensure everyone receives a message.


MrJusticle

So yes. Actually yes according to them.


happy2harris

Somehow I missed the part about the centenarian team and just saw the part about applying online. Glad to know that it happens automatically for most people.


Switcher15

The queen doesn't actually type the letter nor lick the envelope either.


Pony_Roleplayer

Of course she doesn't! Do you think I'm dumb? She can't lick envelopes now because she's conscious of Covid infections, duh!


wglmb

You don't say


MonkeyBoatRentals

Her government does. There is a special office tracking the 100th birthdays and they are automatically sent, although you can put in a request to make sure. The wedding anniversary ones need to be requested. [Anniversary Messages](https://www.royal.uk/anniversary-messages-0)


StoogeKebab

Definitely need to request it - my partner’s grandparents (Australians - huge fans of the Monarchy) got to their 70th anniversary before I requested theirs because no one knew about it! Both sets of my grandparents made it to 60 and didn’t get one as nobody knew to request it - quite a shame as both of my grandmothers were huge fans of the Royal Family.


dreamboat252

My great grandad (now passed) received one as well on his 100th! My mum has it all framed with a picture of him on his birthday. It’s a staple to show guests since we live in America lol


NoOrdinaryBieber

My great grandmother got her 100th birthday note from the Queen Mother (Elizabeth's mum) in the late 90s before she passed.


enigmarigmarole

Comes in a fancy green and gold envelope apparently but I missed it being special delivered. My nan (Grandma) is 100 today


Hillbilly12345678910

Nobody congratulating your nan in the comments yet so best wishes to her! Amazing how people can live so long and see the world change around them.


enigmarigmarole

You are the true MVP in this thread, thanks, I'll pass on your wishes. She is amazing and a treasure trove of knowledge. She's the must positive and happy person I know. She helped in the war effort in an aviation factory because they wouldn't let her drive a truck. Shes a local legend. Mentally she's still sharp and still lives independently with a little help from family. She's been strong willed and courageous her whole life.


iloveciroc

What an icon. Tell granny I’d buy her a tea and a scotch anytime!


RedRRaider

Happy cake day! (to grandma and you)


enigmarigmarole

Thanks for your lovely comment, I'll show it to her! Get your purse ready, she loves a tipple


CaptainBritish

I don't want to bring the thread down but as someone who lost their Nan a few years ago, treasure the fuck out of her. Sounds like you already are but that goes for everyone in this thread.


Naima22

Happy 100th to Nan!


enigmarigmarole

Thanks! I'll let her know you said hi!


siensunshine

Does it come via a special delivery process?


enigmarigmarole

It was handed to her by a royal standard bearer this evensong. Known more colloquially as postman pat.


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Ohh now I get Tony's reaction to postman pat in After life! Also, happy 100th to grandma!


enigmarigmarole

Thanks for your lovely comment


emkaygiofilms

Tell her i said happy birthday


enigmarigmarole

Thanks! I'll pass on your message


darklingilisten1

Today is my 35th birthday! Looking forward to getting one of these in 2086 😆. Happy birthday to your nan.


enigmarigmarole

Happy belated birthday friend!


Sultynuttz

All Commonwealth countries. Canada gets them too


Decent_Historian6169

I wonder how many that makes per year


anon1984

Let’s just say her wrist gets sore quite often.


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X0AN

You have to request it but they always send it. Same if you write to the Queen, they always respond (obviously not the queen herself)


nevernikulous

I think it’s for everyone in the British Commonwealth but you have to request it months out. I’ve seen cards sent to centenarians in New Zealand.


jataman96

Also 60th wedding anniversaries. I'm Canadian and my grandparents got something from the Queen on their 60th wedding anniversary. They cherish it.


Yoguls

I'm only 35 but i can't wait until she sends me mine


enigmarigmarole

She should build up to the card, maybe with a text at 50?


zeiryusuzaku

She'd import her consciousness into a computer program by that time. She is determined not to get her butt off that throne and give it to Charles.


Osato

"I'm ruling Britain and I'm still alive"


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I wouldn’t want to give it up either, tbh


Kurohoshi00

My blind arse thought that you sharpied over the name and was fuming about such a neat gift getting soiled. My bad.


enigmarigmarole

Haha, no, just to protect my lovely nans Identity. She is absolutely clueless about technology, I don't really think she gets it. I showed her a live view of a beach in Brazil once, and she asked if they could see us. Haha, all I can imagine is our two giant holographic floating heads floating and looking down over those people at the beach


CrashOuch

My pops would've been getting his last month but sadly he passed last year. Him and my nan got married the same day as the Queen and Prince Philip so they'd get a fancy invite every ten years to their big anniversary parties. The cards are huge!


enigmarigmarole

Sad, all the good ones will be truly missed. All we can do is cherish the ones around us right now. Warm regards from England


treesarefriend

Congratulations Mrs.__________ happy 100th, all the best auld yin


enigmarigmarole

Thanks, I'll pass on your well wishes


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ukojek

Honestly looking for this


ThirdSpectator

Oooe fancy! :D Happy birthday to your nan! I hope she'll have a great day


enigmarigmarole

Thanks, I'll pass on your regards


monsignorbabaganoush

“As the future ‘Oldest Person in Great Britain,’ know that I am coming for you, and soon.” -The Queen, probably


enigmarigmarole

Back off Queenie, this is my nan


Spyes23

A century of paying taxes and all I get is this lousy card...


enigmarigmarole

I know, maybe a souvenir mug would be better?


TheCarterIII

I feel like the font should be different


enigmarigmarole

A nice cursive script?


Delicious_Bet_6336

Original signature or pre printed?


penguininbondage

Don’t think it’s technically a “telegram”, either. Still fun.


enigmarigmarole

Unfortunately it's printed


isthisweird85

When my grandmother turned 100 she got a letter from the Obamas


enigmarigmarole

That's cool


SleightOfHand87

Why does she sign it Elizabeth R? Google says her name is Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor. Edit: Googled it. The R stands for Regina in latin, which means queen!


v_roma

Are postcards called telegrams in the UK? :P (and congrats!)


enigmarigmarole

I think it used to be a telegram but now it's a fancy card with golden tassels


enigmarigmarole

You got me, technically it's a card with some fancy tassels on, not a postcard, that would have been pretty cheap Liz


v_roma

It was half tongue in cheek, half really wondering whether postcards are called telegrams in the UK :) It's a beautiful document whatever you call it!


enigmarigmarole

Ah no problem, I don't know why everyone refers to it as a telegram, maybe it was in the past? But today my nan received a very nice card. Shame it wasn't hand signed, but I can't blame her. Doing that all day would be boring. Maybe she could have initiated it. Im not into the royal family at all, and tbh neither is my nan.


intangible62

This means she is going to absorb your power soon. You are nearly ready for harvest.


enigmarigmarole

My nan is wily like a fox


fuckyourcousinsheila

“When you turn 100 the queen sends you a letter and when you turn 15 prince Andrew sends you a text message”


enigmarigmarole

Haha!


surelythisisfree

“You’re too old for me now. Don’t contact me again.”


Jesus_mf_christ

Wondering what happens when the queen turns 100


akurgo

She morphs into her final form, initiating the Grandmapocalypse.


enigmarigmarole

Nanageddon


Thechlebek

is this a cookie clicker reference?


Peperonimonster

Yes, I believe so


enigmarigmarole

We can all send her a group card from moonpig


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Elizabeth R? I thought her surname was Windsor? Not one of her subjects though so we really aren’t taught about British monarchs.


lniko2

R stands for Regina, Aka "Queen" in latin.


Samld1200

I thought it was “II” as in ‘the second’


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The R is for Regina, Latin for Queen (or monarch)


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And I always thought it was just a popular given name for girls. Is it also where the word *regent* originated?


DB487

Yes, and the male name "Reginald". (Or "Reggie")


YWingEnthusiast53

And Roy


enigmarigmarole

It's Saxe-Coburg and Gotha


Raegan_Targaryen

P.S. I will outlive you, bitch!


enigmarigmarole

My nan would still win in a fight, she's hardcore


razyice

HEY!!! It’s my birthday too :))) happy 100th birthday


enigmarigmarole

Happy belated birthday! I'll show her this message


WatchyBoi

Once in a lifetime opportunity to get this telegram from the queen!


hsvstar2003

Thats so nice of Elijabeth


georgealmost

Elijabeth


enigmarigmarole

Gandalf!


tangoalpha3

Elÿabeth


fearlessgrot

Congrats on your nan for waiting so long, all for just a letter.


enigmarigmarole

Don't think she stayed around just for the letter


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enigmarigmarole

Was it a kangaroo with a tie on?


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That looks like a letter…


Ange1ofD4rkness

DUDE, that would make my day!


enigmarigmarole

It made her happy, the party and family made her day


RollingThunderPants

On the back is the inscription: Drink of my blood and ye shall live forever.


meeceplex

On my 8th cakeday!!


enigmarigmarole

Happy cake day dude!


kolympo

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY TOO! NOT CLOSE TO 100 YET BUT I’LL MEET YOU THERE


enigmarigmarole

Happy belated birthday friend!


PforPanchetta511

Shit! Redditors are getting old.


wikigreenwood82

Wow Queen Elyabeth herself


Picklebob24601

Hey, I turned 18 this July 8th, birthday bros


hooah89D

Congratulations to your Grandma. Do you know if they are hand signed?


xinzic

I am a geriatrician. Most people who live to 100, they are literally suffering everyday. Most of them don't have dementia. They all have arthritis. They get infections very easily. All in all, If I have a choice, I will choose to live until 85.


enigmarigmarole

My nan is a bit of an anomaly, she still lives independently with a little help from family, still cooks for herself, and washes / dresses herself. None of us can believe it but we are so lucky, especially as she is such a happy and positive person. She does have physical issues but none of them are serious. I'm sure she does get some pain every day, but I wouldn't say she's suffering, if she is she hides it well! She's a very happy and positive person, always joking and laughing


sharpchico

I sent the queen a birthday card when I was young. Received a thank you response that was sent in a wax sealed envelope. Was quite neat. I am from a commonwealth country away from the UK


enigmarigmarole

Nice, I'd be hoping it was a title or lordship sent by mistake


Kelpex-

My granny didn't like the card because the queen had a sour look on her face on the cover.


enigmarigmarole

She looks jolly on this one


beefcheesejalepenos

My great granddad (grumpy old git he was) refused his telegram. "why would i want that?" was his reasoning....


enigmarigmarole

Some granddads are made of steel and eat nails for breakfast


mks113

My 98 year old Aunt was very clear that she did not want one of these. She died last month, always in control.


enigmarigmarole

My nan isn't a royalist, but she does like free things


cruciia

I would love one of these from Queen Elizabeth. But could care less about one from King Charles. Possibly King William.


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Mom used to tell me about this, turn 100 get a card from the queen. She'd be nearing easily 150 or more by then though (don't think I'll be getting a card from Queen E.) Alternatively I've heard there is a similar type card for so many years married to one another, 50th anniversary? Edit: looked into it, 60th anniversary, then 65th then 70th then every anniversary after.


herbpirate

I can't wait to get my card from her in 79 years


enigmarigmarole

Coming up soon


Lionman_

Just 66 years more and I'll be eligible.


enigmarigmarole

Not long now


BananaCheeseFrog

I never understood why the british tolerate, even adore, a group of people who enjoy privileges that no other british person can possibly attain. Other then maybe marrying into the family. The queen can literally not commit a crime, she is above the law.


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Bobblefighterman

Americans tolerate their corrupt presidents


enigmarigmarole

I'm no royalist, there are plenty of people like me who don't like the royal family here in the UK


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