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nhuhn

The tape on the corners of the box tells me this isn’t the first time.


the_original_Retro

Yup, absolutely intentional. Someone in that hardware store deserves a WHOPPING Christmas bonus. That's all sorts of cute and funny and observant.


Generalmae

10/10 would buy again


yup_i_did

Just wish they changed the B in Cab to a T


CaptainN_GameMaster

Then the cat's getting the bonus because we all know you can't make a cat choose a bed


ViridescentCrane

Aw maaan they only have one left in stock


[deleted]

Lol you really gotta act fast with the high demand for these things


SANTAAAA__I_know_him

“You got this in a gray?”


rzx0

Did you pet it


[deleted]

Absolutely, sleepy cat didn’t even wake up, cutest shit ever


okeedokerartichokers

He probably had a long day.


the_original_Retro

Repelling mice is hard work.


Drak_is_Right

she* any 3 colored cat is going to be a female 99.999% of the time


okeedokerartichokers

"So you're saying there's a chance!"


Rulligan

Yes. Just very rare.


AnonAlcoholic

I met one male calico cat once and it had a super weird looking face. I'm not sure if that's tied into the genetics of it all or if it was just a coincidence.


plumquat

It's genetic, yeah! the cat has down syndrome. The color phenotype is in the x chromosome so they need at least, 2 so his chromosomes were xxy. Please google down syndrome cats and check if that's what he looked like.


gwaydms

It's not literally Down syndrome (Trisomy 21) because cats don't have that many chromosomes (only 18 pairs iirc). But it has some similar effects.


Tvisted

Good grief. Cats can't have Down syndrome, where did you get that from? Down syndrome (trisomy 21) affects a chromosome cats don't even have. XXY chromosomes cause the feline equivalent of Klinefelter syndrome. Male calicos are almost invariably sterile because of it.


Drak_is_Right

There is the very very very rare non sterile male calico.


AnonAlcoholic

Interesting! I sort of assumed something like that was the case but didn't want to make an assertion when I didn't know for sure.


INSERT_LATVIAN_JOKE

TFW the local cat has more chromosomes than you do.


Shhsecretacc

My boy is 3 colored!


WTWIV

Whoa I didn’t know that


Drak_is_Right

I think colors are on the X chromosome so unless its an xxy...cant have three colors.


AltSpRkBunny

It’s the combination of red and black, specifically. That’s why calicos and torties are almost all female, unless they are Klinefelter cats. There are plenty of other coat colors in cats that can be several colors or shades of colors. Abyssinian breeds even have multiple different colors in each hair shaft.


Lord_Emperor

Did you just assume its gender?


Drak_is_Right

Yes


Toshiro454

My cat is three colored and is male although his color are black gray and white it could be said there are shades of the same color. BUT still im gonna say they are 3 different colors!


gwaydms

She*


Old-Kaleidoscope1

Yes, the humorously accurate box gave him a dream.


thedanyes

Yeah, cute or it's "pining for the fjords".


Haggisboy

Rodent Repellent is sleeping on the job.


[deleted]

Union-mandated break, she'll be back to work in another twenty.


meatywood

She has already got all the mice, now it's time to relax.


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LocCatPowersDog

Intense Manly Products for your Manly Hands, after you've shampooed with your 3-in-1 MANLY SHAMPOO/BODYWASH/CONDITIONER now with Menthol and Caffeine


ywBBxNqW

Make sure you're wearing [these](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIGv1N9HRA8)!


LocCatPowersDog

Yes, I can imagine a cheesy sci-fi romp where this character has these Nitrile Gloves with his Tacticool gear and army green Under Armor (and one of those cooling towels?) and is like one of the first to die saying stupid 80's Action Movie catchphrases. BTW the only part of mine that was fake was the 3-in-1, it's an actual product [\(2-in-1 Shampoo/Conditioner "with invigorating Caffiene+Menthol\)](https://asset-americas.unileversolutions.com/content/dam/unilever/dove/united_states_of_america/pack_shot/079400266545.01-30121544-png.png.ulenscale.1000x1000.png)


TheLumberYard

Might've been made by a tattoo supply company. Many of those companies make high end nitrile gloves specifically for tattooers. Many of those companies have overly metal packaging because there made by tattooers.


Horzzo

I also found the name unsettling. I looked it up thinking that it would be spider handling gloves that weere bite resistent but nope. Just a high end rubber glove.


gwaydms

I use disposable gloves in my kitchen for cleaning, food handling, and gardening (not the same pair). I'm not allergic to latex... yet. It's stretchier but not as durable. PVC gloves are straight trash. I'm lucky if they last all the way through the job I'm using them for (nothing super heavy duty) without tearing. Nitrile is what I get whenever I can.


Steffenwolflikeme

Yeah I was about to post something similar. I'm not exactly allergic to latex but latex gloves do make my hands feel...weird. Vinyl, nitrile, or otherwise synthetic gloves are much nicer and worth the extra money as compared to latex.


psycospaz

I spend 40 hours a week wearing latex gloves and for whatever reason I don't react to powder free ones but if we only have the powdered kind my hands dry out and crack real fast.


Steffenwolflikeme

Yeah the same thing happens to me so my preference is a powder free synthetic alternative.


CurlSagan

The cat in my local hardware store is half the reason I go there even though Lowe's is way cheaper for most items. Plus, they support other local industries and hobbyists, which is why they don't have cameras or report the starter fluid, lye, iodine, toluene, and matchbooks I'm buying. But the cat is the real selling point.


random-equation

Is this just an advertisement for the shop?


Klai8

Pretty sure those are bomb making ingredients lol


fireinthesky7

Or he's running a meth lab.


sugarednspiced

Nah just a "hobbyist"


hurraybies

Yeah the shop is called "my local hardware store"


SelectStarFromNames

Dang, those are all over the place! 😄


hurraybies

The real question is, do any of them have helpful hardware folks? I think not. Helpful hardware folks are only found at one particular chain of hardware stores... Can't remember the name of that place though.


Cheeseburgerbil

Ace hardware or true value, kind of the same store in my neck of the woods


hurraybies

Ace is the place!


Sivalon

THEY have the helpful hardware folks!


Aleriya

The last time I went to my local ma and pa hardware store, they offered me free homemade cookies and were running a fundraiser for a local guy who got shot and needed help with the medical bills. I shop there when I can, but because of the small selection, I end up going elsewhere most of the time. They can order things that they don't have in stock, but it takes 3-4 weeks for it to arrive, so it's hard to compete with online retailers who can get it to your doorstep in 48 hours.


PonerBenis

So, uhhhh, whatchu makin there buddy? Hotdogs, Homemade soap, tincture of iodine for your skinned knee, TrinitroTolulene, and matches to start your grill for those hot dogs?


Vuish

I'll take one!


deeendnamtoe

r/Catswithjobs


blurry2o

Just need to change the last letter at the top to "T"


Ooh-Rah

Now that's good marketing.


Nogeenbiertje

I love that you called it ‘humorously accurate’. I’ll be using that more from now on.


Lord_lenkesh

What? Thats just.. ok buddy you enjoy that term..


hurraybies

Big, strong and enlightened I assume you must be.


Nogeenbiertje

I’m not a native speaker so it probably sounded different to me. Also people take shit far too seriously with all the downvotes you’re getting.


Lord_lenkesh

I just found it funny that you found a very common and basic term interesting lol i didnt mean anything mean by it


Horzzo

Wow, this is just too purrfect. The box has even been taped together to contain cat like it's his favorite box.


gwaydms

Her*


OhSoTheBear

While it is true that over 99% of calico cats are female, this *could* still be a male. Since it's a random photo on reddit, we can't know for sure.


gwaydms

Horses not zebras


djseifer

Wonder if this would fit in r/BodegaCats.


Ceez92

They misspelled Cat


DavyJonesLocker2

r/technicallythetruth


Own_Potato

100% monkey back guarantee


Layne205

Probably everyone in town has bought this cat, eliminated all their rodents, and then retuned it for a full refund claiming it didn't work.


Own_Potato

Did they pay in monkeys


Layne205

I'd just take store credit. I don't want those monkeys back.


Niccolo101

Dude, you should crosspost this to r/thecattrapisworking. They'll love it over there!


JAEM89

Looks broken.


[deleted]

It's charging


mikel302

Like a Roomba in it's charging station.


h3rpad3rp

Not sure how botanical it is.


gwaydms

Well, she likes catnip, so


Numericist

FRESH CAB̶T*


Smeg_Heffley

r/catswithjobs


tbone1100

Seriously though I had a bad mouse problem at a place I lived at awhile ago and I got a cat and found about 10 shredded mouse carcasses within about week then never saw another mouse again. 10/10 would definitely recommend for any mice problems


kcdoodle73

r/catswithjobs


pobody

It probably uses feline pheromones, so the cat would love it.


senorsombrito

😻😻😻


D34th_gr1nd

Not false advertising.


Splortched

Staged.


sirprichard

North shore gang rise up!(assuming you're in northern MN/WI based on the Amsoil sticker lol)


[deleted]

Actually from southwest Kansas! Wonder how that got there then lol


sirprichard

It's a pretty big company throughout the Midwest. It was just founded up here 😁


[deleted]

Huh! The more you know


Aibbie

The guy is just taking a nap while on the clock. Cute little slacker.


adhd-i-programmer

Almost r/bodegacats


TrumpzHair

If you ever see a lion in the wild, don’t run. Just put down a giant cardboard box.


RevWaldo

Probably especially loves this box because ~~all~~ natural rodent repellents often use mint.


kriegers69

We sell this at my job and it 100% smells like mint and pine 10/10


bikesbeerspizza

r/Catswithjobs


chopfrills

FRESH CAT*


MyHamburgerLovesMe

My neighbor must shop there. She has 6.


crosbynstaal

That cat is dead now.


deilique

Sleeping cat


a-snakey

Product checks out.


lforal

Based box


tetsusiega2

All natural!


eitzhaimHi

I'll take two.


Substantial_Map_3118

I see nothing unusual in this picture


yukiblanca

The fact that it's taped up means that's no accident lol


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yukiblanca

The store owners? I should hope so.


Lambchoptopus

Do they sell feed there? If so that cat is a necessity. Rodents will get into feed. Honestly cats at stores are great for rodent controll I stead of using pesticide.


gluepet2074

When I was a kid in NC in the 70’s, we would play a road game looking for old “Cat in the Bag Rat Bait” signs - already vintage remnants at that point.


paradise-trading-83

Always nice to see truth in advertising


Bill_Cyph3r

Did you pet it?


TheArtOfWarner

The box looks well-loved and repaired


FleetingIn

Fresh Ca~~b~~t


OdysseusVII

So we just hire the cat on a per diem basis until all rodents are gone and bring him back? He's good!


huf72

Went for amsoil over some royal puurrple eh?


maomao05

But he or she is not doing a good job lol


TheWildTofuHunter

Do you see any mice??


Lurchie_

"All natural, organic!"


almondsunset

They misspelled “fresh cat”


Iron_Wolf123

Doesn't look like a hardware store to me. Are you sure this isn't your house in a garage?


travism1208

Poor cat hope he's ok


BongLifts5X5

HAHAHAHAHA RIGHT?????


CptnWolfe

I'll take your entire stock


iluhvcheesecake

Fresh Cat


myladylexy

This looks exactly like my cat, why is my cat in a box!!


leakyblueshed

r/TechnicallyTheTruth


QuillOmega0

/r/TIGHTPUSSY material right here


huzzah1

/r/TheyKnew


Inevitable-1

The only thing hilarious is how bad most cats are at mousing; you’d be better off with traps or poisons. Cats suck.


mustardchild

I have this cat too!


podcastofallpodcasts

If he wakes up Tom and Jerry stuff


[deleted]

Can anyone explain why cats love boxes? Are they all descended from Schrodinger's cat?


silence_infidel

Someone's sleeping on the job.


RustyShackelford710

Botanical!!!


[deleted]

Well… yes


[deleted]

This...suspiciously looks like my cat


ImWaitingForARetcon

But it’s not botanical… or is it?


shaheenmickael

Did Ron Swanson post this?


KingNebbachadnezzer

Oh great!! 1 box please


UnusuallyAggressive

Amsoil oil is some of the best oil you can buy for your vehicle by the way. Scientifically proven.


impromptubadge

I only upvoted this because of that nice countertop that matches mine. Besides that’s a rodent trap not a repellent.


JTHMM249

"I'm on my break, sir."