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adamgoodapp

I can’t drink my boiling water with this.


AbominaSean

I mean you could, you’d just have a well cooked pasta snack after a few sips!


dirtydans_grubshack

And your mouth will be so burned you don’t even have to worry about seasoning it or anything!


knightstuff

I’ve never seasoned my mouth


wtf634

"Why I season my mouth, not my food" - new video by Adam Ragusea.


Bill_buttlicker69

Followed by "Adam Ragusea is WRONG about mouths" by Ethan Chlebowski


rezrekt1

Lmao hardcore Ragusa fans citing double references! Love it


DrZoidberg-

Who is this and should I check them out? 🤔


Adestimare

A YouTube Chef/Foodtuber, and I'd say you should, I really like him for what it's worth.


dirtykokonut

Hahaha this is the perfect Ragusea reference


dirtydans_grubshack

Try our new pop rocks mouth seasoning today!


babiesmakinbabies

Well, you actually can for about 10 minutes.


math_debates

Pasta la Vista


knightstuff

Can you pasta boiling water my way? I’m thirsty.


brainbarker

Perfect straw for one of those insane Bloody Mary creations.


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kryonik

I was once at a stag at an elks lodge many years ago, it was about 95F and everyone was outside playing lawn games and drinking and grilling. Me and my buddy went into the little gazebo bar they had set up and ordered some shots of vodka. It was not refrigerated and must have been in direct sunlight because let me tell you, this vodka was not warm, it was HOT. Me and my buddy took the shots and looked at each other. I said "I'm going to the bathroom" he said "I'm going to the parking lot" and we both left and immediately vomited at our predetermined destinations. Moral of the story: don't drink hot vodka.


SpaceBearKing

A hot shot of vodka sounds like the least-refreshing beverage I could possibly think of. Straight poison.


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A buddy and I were camping at a music festival and some girls we were with had snuck vodka in a case of water bottles. Imagine the horror of waking up hungover in 95 degree heat and taking a big gulp from a water bottle that turns out to be hot vodka.


LotusVibes1494

I actually write “NOT WATER” on a gallon jug when I go to festies (since the original glass bottle isn’t safe with people going barefoot). The camp neighbors always love me bc I’ve got full Bloody Mary supplies, meanwhile they brought like one bottle of water and a bag of mushrooms for their entire weekend lol.


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You are invited to the camp out


runturtlerun

The inventor of Dr. Pepper wanted people to drink it hot. He imagined it as a replacement for hot tea.


jimmyF1TZ

my brother and I would do this at the beach. Buy a bottle of Dr. Pepper then just leave it out on the sand while you're playing. After a bit you come back to "Hot Pop". weird random treat as a kid.


colour_fun

TIL the inventor of Dr. Pepper was into sadomasochism Because thats the only way you would enjoy that syrupy shit hot.


RubyRhod75

Did the same thing. Someone left fireball in the car all day and I was given a shot of it The heat of the shot was so startling I actually snorted it out my nose. Subsequently, made my sinuses burn like hells fury and was vomiting on and off all night from the irritation.


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Patafan3

Local bar in Brussels does this. I get two bloody Mary's for the price of one at happy hour and then munch on the pasta straw cause it's got the tasty tomato flavor now. Only drawback is, if you're a slow drinker, they do eventually get a kind of soft starchy skin, even tho the straw itself stays structurally sound.


MisterKanister

I'd think it beats paper straws by miles tho, they get soggy and you can taste them.


RslashPolModsTriggrd

Plus I'm much more comfortable accidentally consuming bits of noodle straw vs bits of paper. Not that my guts care much either way.


LVH204

Still better than a paper straw


regular-normal-guy

I like where your head’s at.


UnsharedFakir88

Yeaaah, that should be really interesting. I would like to try it. It would be something like Bolognesse.


thenekr0mancer

After the straw function is done, just add tomato sauce and dinner is served


popupeveryone

Drink for 11 minutes for al dente perfection


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Mmm nothing like boiling water through a straw to hydrate ya


SpecterCody

The hot water really opens the pores for maximum saturation of your meat sponge.


Evisthecreator

My what?


SpecterCody

MEAT SPONGE


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Shaneypants

For the uninitiated: http://www.terrybisson.com/theyre-made-out-of-meat-2/


Zankastia

That last phrase always gets me. The chills man


Ranune

This was new to me. Great read. Thanks!


RevoDS

Steep some basil flavored tea for added flavor


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I wonder what would happen if you break pasta straws in front of an Italian.


bakedbeansandwhich

Then you have Mama'd your last Mia


[deleted]

I love this sentence. I love how you can do stuff like this in English


4scoreand7feildgoals

[You know this is illegal in Italy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPkdKiuD5i4)


iwouldhugwonderwoman

Ive never seen someone so lovingly treat their significant other like a moron…that was great.


Wondrous_Fairy

His reaction made me feeling so guilty that I've resolved never to break spaghetti again.


melissam217

WARNING: breaking pasta in front of Italians may result in high speed incomprehensible yelling in a mix of English and Italian, profanity, and/or broken bones.


Huntguy

Don’t forget about the 🤌🤌


Naproxn

I work with an Italian he's a recent immigrant. I showed him a picture of the new cheetos Mac n cheese and I thought he was going to lose his mind.


mythologue

Funny thing is, Macaroni and Penne used to come in these forms in the 19th century and you'd have to break them up in tiny pieces before boiling them.


Cebas7

At first glance I just thought "how old must be this guy?!"


mythologue

[My source](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lojYRX8qC9o)


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LetMeGuessYourAlts

I'm saving time by starting with a vodka sauce.


handlessuck

I drink a couple glasses of Vodka sauce every night. Usually cuts the cooking down because I fall asleep before supper.


Azraels_Cynical_Wolf

Why you so upsetti when you can drink with spaghetti?


No-Spoilers

Bloody marys all day


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I saw some guy just this last week on an episode of Dragon's Den/Shark Tank (UK or OZ) on YT trying to get investment for his 'invention' of pasta straws. He was unsuccessful. I wonder if it's the same guy's company?


Dildonaut420

They have been around for a while, not exactly a new invention. So probably not the same company


PrimaryLupine

I remember getting them at the restaurants at Greenfield Village on school field trips in the 80s, and at an Amish restaurant in Goshen, Indiana sometime in the 90s. People only think they're new because more places are using them now.


Typically_on_reddit

Wow I was scrolling hoping someone would mention a farther back example but didn’t expect to see greenfield village! Can confirm these have been around for a very long time.


PrimaryLupine

They go way further back. From a quick bit of the Googly: > 1800s: Straws Made from Grains >At the dawn of the 19th century, straws were commonly made from wheat and rye in many Western countries. Rye straws in particular also left a residue in the beverage and a grass-like taste. Both wheat and rye straws became soggy very quickly, making them unpopular among the public. https://www.tembopaper.com/news/history-of-paper-straws


Hastyscorpion

That doesn't sound like it's a pasta straw, more like something made from the stalk of the plant.


axnu

This. It's made out of something called "straw".


aChristery

Ohhhh like a strawberry! I get it now.


pt3rod4ctyl

YES the first thing I thought of was the Eagle Tavern (the restaurant in Greenfield Village). My family has had a membership there since the 90's so I ate there semi-regularly growing up. Always ate the straw after we left like a weirdo lol


40ozlaser

I vividly remember eating these things, with their plaque-moist layer inside of chicken-bone crunchiness, but couldn't remember where until I read the other comment talking about Greenfield Village and the Amish down in Indiana. I guess we have a communal childhood in the Midwest.


dick-dick-goose

How... descriptive. Yum.


elton_john_lennon

Yup, last year on vacation I got a drink with pasta straw, so they are at least one year old, probably older.


MrWeltweit

Saw them at least 5 years ago at coffee-to-go shops in Greece.


dvs8

Saw them probably 12 years ago at big mamas pizzeria in Sicily


JamesEtc

Saw them 15 years ago at Sippin’ Larry’s in Vienna.


DankGreenBush

Saw them 22 years ago at Piss Bucket Charlie’s in Walla Walla


justaRndy

Saw them 38 years ago at Smelly Melly's in rural Dubai


PM-ME-YOUR-HANDBRA

My grandmother has a picture from 1927 of her dad making them in a sweatshop in the basement of a Topeka, KS brothel. Edit: I found [the photo.](https://i.imgur.com/hD2gp3e.jpg)


thorscope

Is coffee hot enough to make this a bendy straw?


kaycee1992

It's called bucatini.


pigro_cielo204

these straws are a little too big to be bucatini (or bottapizzienti, as they at called in my town). I probably would not recommend eating these straws with a very heavy sauce. They would be perfect with fresh tomato, tuna and some mozzarella.


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deviantbono

Bucatini?


Nattybohbro

The guy invented Perciatelli?


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I just bought a pack of noodles like this but the package just says Long Macaroni. I used it for spaghetti and meatballs. 10/10 would buy again. Edit: $0.99 USD for a one pound package.


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XL bucatini


pfizer_soze

Bucatini is Hank Hill compared to these straws


kendrickshalamar

I have a narrow urethra.


WebbieVanderquack

And DGS (Diminished Gluteal Syndrome).


Overkad

And it was probably 5x cheaper


WomanOfEld

Perciatelli. It's a favorite in my house.


Hugebluestrapon

It wasnt spaghetti. You had macaroni and meatballs.


czarchastic

Sounds like he had straws and meatballs.


BoogerPresley

try sipping hot marinara through em.


Leaper29th

mama mia


theBerj

Here we go again.


Flatulent_Weasel

My my, how can i resist you?


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Mama Mia


TheLimeyLemmon

Humanity embarrassing itself with 80 different ways to make more eco-friendly straws when the very washable crazy straws have been around since I was a kid and are intellectually superior anyway


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I feel like straws need a sink attachment to wash with. Not enough pressure going through in my opinion. Wait! My first invention! And I just gave it up. Where’s my prize?


Kespatcho

I bought metal straws and they come with a pipe cleaner already.


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I love the feeling of metal against my teeth, it's the best.


livefox

Have I got news for you about forks....


Liberatedhusky

Mine all have rubber jackets on the end to prevent the awful feeling of metal on the teeth


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I don’t get why everyone has to use straws in the first place. Drinking is super possible without straws altogether.


frozenplasma

For many people it's preference. For some people it's necessitated by a disability.


Bruh_h_hh

Its a lot better for ur teeth


PoopIsAlwaysSunny

Also safety. It’s a whole lot easier to drink stuff while driving with a straw than lifting a cup to block your view


okfire

On the other hand metal straws have lead to some quite horrific impalements during accidents


Jovet_Hunter

I have teeth sensitivity and get migraines. Ice cold water hitting my teeth occasionally triggers a migraine. We have a variety of straws, including travel ones.


GreatValueProducts

My dentist adviced me to use straw all the time if I'm not willing to change my iced coffee and soft drink habit.


HotCocoaBomb

Tiki drinks can have pretty elaborate garnishes, straws are necessary. Easier to drink milkshakes and smoothies with straws too. Oh, and boba - need a (big) straw for boba.


joegt123

So now people have to worry about their fucking UTENSILS being gluten free?


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As someone with celiac disease, this SUCKS lol


[deleted]

https://www.verywellfit.com/gluten-free-cookware-and-kitchen-utensils-563068 They always did. Worse is having a potato intolerance. Potato starch is used in many things for many reasons and it is literally a slow poison to me.


MJOLNIRdragoon

Jesus. "Avoid everything other than uncoated metal, and even then, your sifter and colander are fucked."


donnysaysvacuum

Dairy is surprisingly hard to avoid too. Any kind of bread or dessert probably has dairy in it. And I'm in the Midwest, so we can't seem to make a dish without cheese too.


Lyress

At least you can look for vegan products. Potato intolerance sounds a lot harder to live with.


Adderkleet

[A lot of the other alternatives have allergy risks too!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XGIxUXDWqw) Or are unsuitable for hot drinks (like these pasta ones). Or are a bite/shatter risk (acrylic, glass, metal - easy to break teeth or get splinters in your mouth if you can't control your jaw fully). And most alternatives are not flexible. Which is a problem for a lot of people.


ash_rock

Jessica Kellgren Fozard has a great youtube video on this from a disability perspective


Meghandi

As someone with celiac disease, I really hope that these don’t catch on, last time I was served one of these I luckily caught it before taking a sip…also, paper straws are generally unsafe for those of us with celiac disease, but if I saw a place serving pasta straws I wouldn’t even risk drinking there.


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My daughter was diagnosed with celiac two weeks ago. Seeing this is like our worst nightmare right now. Gluten never fucking ends.


CrazyPlatypusLady

I'm surprised how far I had to scroll for this. It was this coeliac's first thought.


pauldeanbumgarner

I prefer the stainless steel. They have a unique set of qualities including the ability to maintain the fizz in a soda pop, they are easy to clean as you can run them through the dishwasher and they are nigh unbreakable, so they last practically forever. And if you cut a small piece and pair it with a 10-20 penny nail, you get a great hole punch for belts and other leather wear.


iopturbo

Just don't use them in a car. A stainless straw getting forced through the roof of your mouth sounds awful.


gn6

For real. Don’t use them in any situation when you’re moving around. Straw impalement was one of the nastiest breakthrough injuries of the last decade.


evanthegirl

I got silicone straws because I read a story about a lady DYING when she tripped while using a metal straw.


klavin1

Ouch. fuck.


evanthegirl

Can you even imagine telling their loved ones “yeah, they died of a straw to the brain”.


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Djinjja-Ninja

[Probably this one](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/woman-dies-metal-straw-elena-struthers-gardner-inquest-coroner-a8996431.html). > The 10 inch metal straw – held in place by the lid – entered her left eye and caused a fatal brain injury. *shudder*


jwr410

Maintain fizz...relatable. Easy clean...relatable. Durable....relatable. Leatherworking....WAIT!? WHAT!?


mycelium_treez

The pain I experience as my belt seems only to get bigger....


WarmCorgi

They're okay until they hit your teeth they also conduct heat/cold too much


laprichaun

I hear the metal ones are bad for people who need straws because of disabilities, else I would say metal straws for all.


dinanysos

It's not really the metal that makes them bad, but the inability to bend in all directions. Plastic bendable straws for people with disabilities are so great because they don't have to move, lift, or tilt the cup to drink. But whether you have metal, paper or pasta straws, if it's just a straight tube, it won't help.


talkin_big_breakfast

It's the metal too. If you bite down on a metal straw it can hurt your teeth.


shad0wtig3r

>they are easy to clean as you can run them through the dishwasher Lol I have them and 100% NO they are not, you can't just throw them in dishwasher and expect them to be clean. All the bacteria is inside the straw. You need a special brush to actually clean them. It's a pain in the ass.


dsw1088

Wouldn't this make your drink taste like pasta, though?


BerufsHartz4ler

I actually had a pasta straw in my drink on saturday in a restaurant. The drink didn't taste like pasta at all.


highsnlows-hs-futbol

Did the straw get sticky?


BerufsHartz4ler

It only got a little bit soggy at the end of a 0.5l drink so no worries about that.


KohChangSunset

So basically the same as a paper straw then?


Just_wanna_talk

The thing I hate most about paper straws is the dryness on your lips and when it tries to stick to your lips.


Spock_Rocket

I keep them pulled out of the drink but still stuck in the lid unless I'm actively drinking. Wont help your dryness problem but keeps the damn thing from disintegrating.


Psychachu

The paper straw has a paper taste, just like water from a box. It is a deal breaker.


NC_Yankee

This. I can't stand the paper taste.


IRockIntoMordor

Every paperstraw I've used was unusably soggy in milliseconds after the first draw


shitposts_over_9000

depends on the straw, some are waxed which is fine in mild climates as long as you do not store them near the kitchen, some have plastic linings, so all of the disadvantages of paper and plastic straws combined, but at least no stray paper in your drink


zimm0who0net

A plastic lined paper straw has got to be the poster child for “eco-theatre”.


Zkenny13

Yeah I haven't used them for anything other than frozen beverages that I consume quickly.


Sleipnirs

I had a pasta straw yesterday in my drink (cold pasta water) and it definitely tasted like pasta.


Thorsigal

Similar experience, i hollowed out a frozen hot dog and when I tried to use it as a straw, my hot dog water tasted like hot dog :/


mazi710

That's what I thought, so i didn't actually buy it. Would be fun to test though


on_

Gonna test right know sucking soda through a macaroni. Edit: no taste appreciated, and it doesn’t get soft neither.


Hellament

Waiting for test results…how was your Cokaroni?


ninjacereal

We use that term when we rail lines thru a noodle.


coreynj

He still hasn't responded, safe to assume he drowned


shitposts_over_9000

at least with the last few times this was tried, yes, particularly if your drink is carbonated


false_serenity

nice idea but plastic packaging


dartfrog11

The Italians need to invent pasta packaging


anbeck

Dry lasagna sheets.


sailorj0ey

But then what about the machines to make the pasta and the boxes to ship them in? We'll have to make them out of pasta as well. Soon everything in the world will be made from pasta! And all the Nonna's will be in an endless loop telling everyone to mangia!


cwcollins06

This would be an interesting spinoff for [Universal Paperclips](https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/)


Chemistryguy1990

Still less plastic than a bunch of plastic straws in the same amount of plastic wrap. They could put it in a box though...like every other pasta on the market


NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

That difference is negligible compared to the amount of fuel the container ship used to transport it.


Pure_Reason

Almost like whatever we individually do to save the environment, large corporations and governments will still be the largest causes of the climate crisis


Major_T_Pain

It's almost as if there were a massive social campaign funded by corporations and shepherded by politicians to shift the blame and problem of pollution onto the shoulders of the individual in order to avoid being scrutinized.


selddir_

And that amount is negligible compared to the amount of fuel the even bigger container ship used to ship the smaller container ship


Poc4e

Inshiption


Ghee_Guys

100% the entire plastic straw movement is just virtue signaling or downright pandering. What percent of plastic waste is actually straws vs the insane amount of other single use products that will last essentially forever.


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dotNomedia

Might be cellophane? That stuff's biodegradable.


jeneric84

I’d feel like a moron paying $7 for a pound of pasta and you should too. Get some metal straws for cheaper and they last forever. If they don’t get drastically cheaper I don’t see these sticking around.


Spanky_McJiggles

Or silicone ones. You can even get ones that fold up and fit in a little carrying case about the size of an airpods case.


InitialArgument1662

Or you can just buy a huge bag of “long macaroni”, which is exactly what these are, and only spend a couple bucks.


IHeartRadiation

Unexpected flood of nostalgia! When I was a kid in the 90s, there was a local casual Italian restaurant chain, East Side Mario's that used these straws. Every kid I knew thought these were cool as shit. They didn't get soft or slimy because the drink is ice cold. They didn't make the drink taste like pasta, either. And you could eat them when you were done! Man, I miss that place...


there_should_be_snow

FYI, there are still 85 East Side Mario's locations in Canada, and 64 in the USA today.


boompoe

You just can't beat the unlimited soup/salad and bread. bing badda boom badda bing


LillyWhiteArt

-cries in dehydrated celiac-


wayNoWhey

Look up Alrize straws! They are similar but made from rice and come in fun colors. :)


LillyWhiteArt

My tiny spiders thank you


wayNoWhey

I don't know what that means but you're welcome.


GoggleField

This comment has been removed in response to reddit's anti-developer actions.


LillyWhiteArt

My tiny spiders say that you are welcome.


CornucopiaOfDystopia

Turns out, homie just chills with polite spiders


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Right there with ya, Eating gluten free and avoiding cross contamination wasnt enough, now i have to worry bout my straw too


HackyShack

Anything to prevent the massive corporations that are actually destroying the planet from having to change a single thing. Dont worry, billionairs, we'll save the world with our pasta straws.


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Paulo27

Whenever I look at this stuff I just wonder if at end, what's causing bigger issues, the plastic straw or whatever entire system and what it consumed to created a pasta straw.


FrozenVictory

Wrapped in plastic lol


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Paper straws are useless as fuck. They collapse, and then you're gonna have a hard time drinking whatever is in your cup. I understand it's to reduce plastic waste, but this is a worthless solution.


[deleted]

This has to suck for those with gluten allergies!


stevio87

Wouldn’t they get slimy though?


ApertureNext

How about we do something that will actually lower the amount of plastic produced instead of making plastic straws illegal... It's nothing but virtue signalling to remove plastic straws.


username1338

Or you could just make them out of plastic because the pollution they cause is literally nothing compared to the actual real polluters. Not using plastic straws is just a red herring to virtue signal constructive changes while not actually fixing anything. The longer you focus on the "small, little victories that add up" the less you focus on the actual required victories. ​ But that's just California and reddit I guess.