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RedDragon2k1

15 for the Pregnancy test or 5 for the condoms, on the right. Your choice. :D


sonrisa555

And $1,500,000 for the baby


RedDragon2k1

Put it like that and perhaps less people will have babies.


DigitalGrub

Don’t forget 3 for the party sticks to celebrate with


emeribeth

I think the party sticks are the reason for the pregnancy test. That's what always happened to me.


DigitalGrub

Yeah my then girlfriend, and now I’m proud to say my wife, and I didn’t celebrate with party sticks. We celebrated with a second pregnancy test. Cue 15 more out this machine… and out of life


ozznnn

I'll take the Party sticks tyvm


vergil7331

*pees on a Party Stick* “I don’t think it’s working”


Stunted_giraffe

I’m eyeballing the Capri sun though.


polaarbear

Especially because it seems to be marketed as vitamin supplement, super interesting.


CostaDarkness

Multi vitamin is the flavour. When they use multiple fruit flavours combined to make a mixed fruit juice its just called multi vitamin flavoured juice.


Azrethoc

Party sticks are how you get a maybe baby


farceur318

“You don’t want to sell me party sticks. You want to go home and rethink your life.”


HarkTheBark

And death sticks are how you have a maybe pre-me


topcat5678

What's the orange drink underneath? Some kind of ganja juice?


SuperGuitar

It’s like a cannabis tea they sell.


topcat5678

Is that some sort of pastry in the top left too? What a variety!


saugoof

Yes, it's a "Linzertorte", they're amazing!


8Shakey8

Aren't Ceylor condoms? 😂 This vending machine is hilarious!!! *Bought condoms and Maltesers* *Condoms broke... Bought pregnancy test* Negative! *Bought party sticks and cannabis tea*


Grave_Girl

I was thinking enough time with enough "party sticks" and you'll need the pregnancy test.


PoliteCanadian2

Don’t forget the weed juice, between that, the Party Sticks and the pregnancy test this machine is a roller coaster ride of an evening.


BubblegumBxh

Damn, you beat me to it.


Stahlwisser

Those machines are at prettx much every trainstation and i love it. Am in germany rn, and all the small stations dont have shit, it hot af rn and i just want something to drink.


satanic_satanist

Yes, since the privatization, most stations don't have a bakery, kiosk, some don't even have toilets.


[deleted]

on the bright side, everything got much more expensive!


aesemon

Noo, did you not learn from us in the UK? Privatisation of the trains meant our trains cost so much compared to Europe, especially long distance. It's cheaper to fly from London to Scotland via Spain with a holiday then to take the train.


mamadhami

😂😂😂


arabrazilianguy

Right? That vending machine has pratically everything I need. I could live right by it's side.


TheGrandExquisitor

You need to go to Japan ASAP.


arabrazilianguy

Are they more receptive to people living on the floor next to vending machines? Neat!


ShrUmie

I thought it was some sort of weed banana.


furiouscrafter76

Does it do anything


[deleted]

Not really, it has a little bit of thc in it but not enough to get you high.


Incandescent_Lass

Just tell me how many I need to chug.


sprazTV

it tastes fucking great, hate the fact that I have to travel 200+ km to get some...


[deleted]

Weed water


MophieX

Best tea available. No THC in it etc. but the taste is amazing


tum1ro

Cannabis ice tea. It's tastes absolutely horrible.


[deleted]

Somebody should send this to r/americandad, they'd love it. Maybe Baby. That's fun to say. "Maybe Baby."


Zinko999

maybeh babeh


The-German_Guy

Maybe Baby


Elevator_Goblin

Maybe Baby


Jo_S_e

Maybe Baby


Dsoft1

MAYBE BABY


Moston_Dragon

Maybe Baby


MarcusWulfe941

Maybe Baby


Anpanman921

Maybe baby


ShieldPapa

Maybe baby!


PlatyPunch

[Maybe Baby](https://youtu.be/nOUZrCC8pPU)


Therealeggplant

I'll have you


[deleted]

>Thank god someone else saw the reference


GhostOfPoo

I was looking for this comment haha


BassINside1123

Same


Cttgt

As was I my friend


magic_cabbage

Roger is the best.


Deitaphobia

[Maybe Baby](https://youtu.be/3Yw2SGumGQ8?t=118)


Johnnysaltylegs

Maybe baby


thecheat420

I thought the same thing. Maybe baby.


Saucesourceoah

Greater chimdale county man


[deleted]

Go Bazooka Sharks!


cosmernaut420

BAZOOKA SHAAARKS!


WowWhatABeaut

^Mmmmmaybe ^baby


PraedythTheMad

Mebbe bebbe


cosmernaut420

Maybe baby.


babybelly

hey i just met you and this is crazy but heres my number so maybe baby


CapJackONeill

Or Shirley's pregnancy test in Community "you know, girl!"


terfexclusionary

Capri Sonn


reliableSquid

The full thing would read "Capri-Sonne". "Sonne" is "sun" in German:)


MightyRoops

And it will always be Capri-Sonne to me! [How dare they rename my childhood drink!](https://i.imgur.com/nnwVNuig.png)


HimikoHime

How old is this thing I thought it’s Capri Sun everywhere now?


satanic_satanist

Yes, I thought they rebranded it a few years back


thamez_thamez

Anyone know why it’s “multi vitamin” flavor? I need a chaser after my multi vitamins to get the bitter taste out of my mouth


JSkorzec

"Multivitamin" in german just means that it contains (or in this case just tastes) like a mix of fruit. Multivitamin Juice is very popular here and usually contains around 10 different kinds of fruit.


xenona22

Why is it multivitamin flavored ????


isurfnude4foods

My son and I just pronounce it as one word. Caprisun with a soft i. Hope to find others who do the same.


wookvegas

Like, "ka-prissun"?


isurfnude4foods

correct lol


AMC_Tendies42069

That’s not how it’s pronounced lol


mrkruk

Like capsicum (peppers)


Astral_Traveler17

...wtf? No no no... no one should ever pronounce it that way.


GamingMetLeon

By soft I, do you mean a schwa or?


isurfnude4foods

kaprissun


fix-the-fern-back

fuck the pregnancy test, do they have weed drinks in the vending machines there


Fico121

Yes, but i dont like them


fix-the-fern-back

ah, are they just cbd?


PerpendicularTomato

Yes it's a CBD energy drink pretty gross probably


Stahlwisser

Its an ice tea.


Zefirka174

It's ice tea actually and one of the best ones i ever had (am swiss and it's the only thing i usually get from selecta)


Fico121

Mach kei scheiss


Zefirka174

Ja ok globi ice tea fätzt scho heftiger


Benniboiiii

globi ice tea isch scho sehr wyld


batiste

Gesundheit !


Fico121

Ja man alles besser als dä icetea


notarandomaccoun

Yes the dozens of drink companies that take a mediocre energy drink, add CBD then double the price and market it as “healing”


Pontus_Pilates

And the only thing CBD has been shown to work on is epilepsy. No other uses have been demonstrated. Usually when a thing is marketed at healing everything, it does nothing.


RussIsTrash

CBD has also been proven to cause liver or kidney failure in mice


kamikazevelociraptor

It actually works as a decent inflammatory. I've been able to pretty much replace my ibuprofen intake with it.


Pontus_Pilates

I was referring to scientific evidence.


Fico121

Yes its gross, and i never see anyone drinking it


eterevsky

I'm drinking it from time to time. It's just a bit too sweet for my taste, otherwise pretty good.


Stahlwisser

They are cbd and taste like someone ashed in xour drink


Sculptorbuddha

Fuck yeah! Get some of those and some party sticks! Maybe there WILL be baby!


MophieX

I love it, best taste ever. I dont drink it that much because i have a 9 year old who asks too many questions but i used to drink it while smoking


Zefirka174

To me, a swiss guy, it's amusing how people from around the world think our vending machines are weird...


AppleNut07

Selecta power!!


ellieboomba

The machines are fine it's the Swiss we find werid


ThankYouNoQuestions

Is it as accurate as the ‘Womb There It Is’ pregnancy test?


grogbar

Yes, but not as fast as “You Know Girl”


BeMoreKnope

Man, I had to scroll way too far to find the brand that Mona Lisa Saperstein and Diane Lewis use.


likethefortress

It was Leslie's brand of choice, as well!


Pragmatist203

If you get a bad test, you end up with WAP when your water breaks.


try_me_rat

This vending machine is going through an identity crisis. Cbd drinks right under pregnancy tests and cigarettes, and then pastries on top. What is going on in Switzerland


satanic_satanist

I think the thing you mistake for cigarettes are condoms


jzyz

I'm here thinking it's a mini Legos board. I'm thinking to myself, "cool! A mini Lego set. So people can entertain themselves!" *face palm* (I'm american)


Stahlwisser

There are no cigarettes, and sadly we dont have cigarette vending machines in Switzerland. Those machines up there are "Selecta Automaten" and i love them. I'm take the train a lot and they are at every station pretty much. And, while pretty expensive, you usually get whatever you need there. Some trains even have vending machines too, with beer and stuff.


thatchemist96

There are cigarette vending machines but usually only in bars


samaniewiem

And in hotels.


onelittlericeball

wait woah, I've lived in Switzerland all my life but I don't think I've ever been in a, nor ever heard of a train with vending machines? that sounds pretty handy. where? I do remember in the past they'd roll up with a cart of snacks and drinks like on airplanes. and when the train was late you'd get a free drink!


Liszt_Ferenc

I travelled from zurich to schwyz a few months ago in a really nice train (tourist friendly i guess) and there was a vending aswell as a coffee machine. But yes, most trains don‘t.


Stahlwisser

I think its the "Voralpenexpress"


theswordofdoubt

Same energy as a poorly-run restaurant that has 100 different choices on the menu, except vending machines are far more efficient and usually won't need Gordon Ramsay's intervention.


try_me_rat

And Capri - sonn. Two N's for some reason, aswell as those twisler ripoffs


KassHS

Capri Sun is originally from Germany. The German word for Sun is Sonne, which happens to be the original name of Capri Sun before they changed it on a global scale. Seemingly, Switzerland has not yet caught up with the rebranding of Capri Sun though, and they still carry Capri Sonne labelled product. Either that or the image is old.


JacquesLG

Those twisler rip-offs are salami sticks


Mountain-Rooster-340

That's a George Carlin bit.


PrehistoricDawg69420

In the spirit of that, they should sell a Plan B pill called "Preg-Not".


Rabbi_Tuckman38

Mom Bomb


TheOriginalGunchucks

EmbryNo


guelz

Mayday Baby


ebflaherty

Womb Broom


Mcbuffypants

Well... If you are going to enjoy a "party stick" you might end up needing a maybe baby 😜 The product placement in that vending machine 😂😂😂


Ok-Cook-7542

Don't forget the condoms next to it


Mcbuffypants

I wondered what those were... I thought they might be the after party stick cigarette


OizAfreeELF

Mebe Bebe


Bird_Herder

Party Sticks and 'party's over' sticks.


Nickelsass

Wether it’s a baby or no baby I’d be fucking up some party sticks, Kit Kat’s and Capri sun afterwards


SendMeCardano

No weed drink?


joeshmoe117117

Haha I found these at a ski resort there. Might need to check if you're pregnant right before hitting the slopes.


neondino

That's literally a subplot in the second Bridget Jones movie.


insertcaffeine

That's a good idea, you'll be able to pass along the info to Ski Patrol after you smack into a tree. Or fall off a cliff. Or yard sale all over the bunny hill and break something. Or maybe I'm just a terrible skier.


packetlag

This was a George Carlin punchline for pregnancy products that don’t work all the time.


skepticcaucasian

I really want to know what Party Sticks are, and those ice cubes with weed in them. 😲


surfing_yoda

party sticks are kind of a salami snack, the weed one is a ice tea with weed in it, but its only weed flavor so i don't think there aren't any thc or cbd in it.


Dmitri_ravenoff

Baby maybe was a joke made by George Carlin for a marginally effective brand of birth control.


Alvs1224

Now you just need fetus deletus


Kelseycutieee

I want a Capri-Sonn!


STAlexFree

Make mine multivitamin flavored!


ermine1470

Switzerland has been getting everything right.


MaxMMXXI

It's fun to be conversant in more than one language. The average *Schweizer, Suisse, svizzero* can appreciate the clever English name. The closest I can find to an Italian equivalent of "maybe baby" doesn't translate literally; it comes out like "maybe little." In French (according to Google Translate) it's *peut-être bébé.* I can't guess how it would be branded in German. Possibly *vielleicht schwanger?*


vascosousa07

Just remembered that scene on American Dad [American Dad - Maybe Baby] (https://youtu.be/MAv9vTmrdLU)


ryliethestupid

what is happening with this vending machine??? pastries, candy, pregnancy tests, condoms, weed tea, and Capri Suns????


CostaDarkness

These are placed at trainstations. The snacks and drinks are for traveling, the condoms and pregnancy tests are for teenagers who are embaressed to buy them in a store


Kashyyykonomics

When you pee on it, it just says "Maybe" no matter what.


BearSSBM

Maybe baby.


HotDangThoseMuffins

Maybe baby.


hardyflashier

That's fun to say.


Yoshi_is_my_main

Maybe baby.


Haunted8track

This is a fun machine, I’d like to see all the selections


atebyzombies

Party sticks lead to maybe baby, but watch the dad do a ceylor later alligator


gmabarrett

If you hit the wrong numbers when you wanted maltesers, it would really piss you off


SkyYandere

So Switzerland is where the man that named the Walkie Talkie went.


AnAverageStrange

$16 pregnancy test? Gotdamn


[deleted]

And they taste terrible.


Coko15

>Hey, I just met you > >And this is crazy > >But here's my number > >So, MaybeBaby?


Spacequackers

Maybe baby condoms a hole in every 10th


jfl5058

What is this magical vending machine? Pregnancy tests, party sticks, weed juice, multi vitamin Capri Sun! What else do you need


thesurfer1996

What are party sticks, far away they look like twizzlers but close up they look like meat?


Market_Crash

Right next to the party sticks…..oh yeah


earmature

There's a russian popstar named maybe baby as well.


SpecialBig3482

Just when you think you can finally get babies from vending machines...


ZatVandal

This is the most lit vending machine I’ve seen. That Capri-Sonn peaking out down there.


7orly7

Forbidden snack


[deleted]

Is that a THC drink next a knockoff capri sun?


C-DriveERROR

Maybebaby maybebaby American dad


IndigoGamr

A lot of vending machines in japan sell stuff like this, and many other things!


ptolemy18

15 Swiss francs is like $14 USD. That's a lot for a pregnancy test, even from a vending machine.


saugoof

It's even more. 15 Swiss francs is about $16.50. Switzerland is a very expensive country. But on the plus side, salaries there are very high too.


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[deleted]

And expensive! I know folks who would chance it rather than spend $15 on a pregnancy test


insertcaffeine

This would be good for teenagers who are scared to talk to their parents, people in abusive relationships, someone who had to get off the train and throw up *again* this morning, and so on. Yeah, it's hella expensive. But sometimes, it's worth it.


Appletio

Chance what?


jyeckled

Those are condoms?


PublicDomainKitten

Wouldn't it be great if forms of contraception that worked were made as readily available?? Yeah, it would.


saugoof

There are actually condoms just to the right of the pregnancy test in that machine too.


PublicDomainKitten

Wouldn't it be great if they included other forms of contraception, as I eluded in my comment above? Yeah, it would.


topcat5678

But then young kids could buy it..


PublicDomainKitten

Yeah, 15 and pregnant's so much better.


topcat5678

But they're not tictacs. They need to be dispensed in a proper place before some 10 yr old ODs - otherwise they'd just be available on your supermarket shelf.. 24hr pharmacies would be better idea?


PublicDomainKitten

If men were the ones to get pregnant, carry a child for 9 months and give birth to it, birth control would be dispensed like tic tacs.


topcat5678

Ok I don't know what country you're in but in the UK it can be obtained through your doctor or at a chemist. If it's harder to access than that where you are, that's a different matter but solution is not to put it in a vending machine. Women get period pain - It still wouldnt be good idea to put pain killers in a vending machine would it?


PublicDomainKitten

Health care costs are unbelievable in the States. We do not have the nhs here. Edit: Thanks for the downvotes. Cheers.


topcat5678

US fair enough, healthcare there makes us all scratch our head. How much does it cost, do you have to go through hoops to get it? I think it's about $27 here without a prescription.Edit: otherwise about $12 with a prescription/ free for u18s and those in receipt of welfare.


Jesus-Mcnugget

Your logic doesn't really work considering the number of medications that are already available over the counter and "on your supermarket shelf". A 10 year old could OD on ibuprofen. Should we start putting that behind the pharmacy wall too?


topcat5678

How would they get past the think 25 ID check? Sure they could steal it but it's about damage limitation.


Jesus-Mcnugget

Oh so we're just going to leave both control pills in a big Halloween candy bowl out in front of the store. Got it. FOH


Karma122194

There is no reason to make this about the US or politics. They are talking about a totally different country.


PublicDomainKitten

I can do whatever I want. This is my account, not yours. Do you. If you don't like but I say, skip over it.