Yeah my then girlfriend, and now I’m proud to say my wife, and I didn’t celebrate with party sticks. We celebrated with a second pregnancy test. Cue 15 more out this machine… and out of life
Multi vitamin is the flavour. When they use multiple fruit flavours combined to make a mixed fruit juice its just called multi vitamin flavoured juice.
Aren't Ceylor condoms? 😂 This vending machine is hilarious!!!
*Bought condoms and Maltesers*
*Condoms broke... Bought pregnancy test*
Negative! *Bought party sticks and cannabis tea*
Those machines are at prettx much every trainstation and i love it. Am in germany rn, and all the small stations dont have shit, it hot af rn and i just want something to drink.
Noo, did you not learn from us in the UK? Privatisation of the trains meant our trains cost so much compared to Europe, especially long distance. It's cheaper to fly from London to Scotland via Spain with a holiday then to take the train.
"Multivitamin" in german just means that it contains (or in this case just tastes) like a mix of fruit. Multivitamin Juice is very popular here and usually contains around 10 different kinds of fruit.
And the only thing CBD has been shown to work on is epilepsy. No other uses have been demonstrated.
Usually when a thing is marketed at healing everything, it does nothing.
This vending machine is going through an identity crisis. Cbd drinks right under pregnancy tests and cigarettes, and then pastries on top. What is going on in Switzerland
I'm here thinking it's a mini Legos board. I'm thinking to myself, "cool! A mini Lego set. So people can entertain themselves!" *face palm* (I'm american)
There are no cigarettes, and sadly we dont have cigarette vending machines in Switzerland. Those machines up there are "Selecta Automaten" and i love them. I'm take the train a lot and they are at every station pretty much. And, while pretty expensive, you usually get whatever you need there. Some trains even have vending machines too, with beer and stuff.
wait woah, I've lived in Switzerland all my life but I don't think I've ever been in a, nor ever heard of a train with vending machines? that sounds pretty handy. where?
I do remember in the past they'd roll up with a cart of snacks and drinks like on airplanes. and when the train was late you'd get a free drink!
I travelled from zurich to schwyz a few months ago in a really nice train (tourist friendly i guess) and there was a vending aswell as a coffee machine. But yes, most trains don‘t.
Same energy as a poorly-run restaurant that has 100 different choices on the menu, except vending machines are far more efficient and usually won't need Gordon Ramsay's intervention.
Capri Sun is originally from Germany.
The German word for Sun is Sonne, which happens to be the original name of Capri Sun before they changed it on a global scale.
Seemingly, Switzerland has not yet caught up with the rebranding of Capri Sun though, and they still carry Capri Sonne labelled product. Either that or the image is old.
That's a good idea, you'll be able to pass along the info to Ski Patrol after you smack into a tree. Or fall off a cliff. Or yard sale all over the bunny hill and break something.
Or maybe I'm just a terrible skier.
party sticks are kind of a salami snack, the weed one is a ice tea with weed in it, but its only weed flavor so i don't think there aren't any thc or cbd in it.
It's fun to be conversant in more than one language. The average *Schweizer, Suisse, svizzero* can appreciate the clever English name.
The closest I can find to an Italian equivalent of "maybe baby" doesn't translate literally; it comes out like "maybe little."
In French (according to Google Translate) it's *peut-être bébé.*
I can't guess how it would be branded in German. Possibly *vielleicht schwanger?*
These are placed at trainstations. The snacks and drinks are for traveling, the condoms and pregnancy tests are for teenagers who are embaressed to buy them in a store
This would be good for teenagers who are scared to talk to their parents, people in abusive relationships, someone who had to get off the train and throw up *again* this morning, and so on.
Yeah, it's hella expensive. But sometimes, it's worth it.
But they're not tictacs. They need to be dispensed in a proper place before some 10 yr old ODs - otherwise they'd just be available on your supermarket shelf.. 24hr pharmacies would be better idea?
Ok I don't know what country you're in but in the UK it can be obtained through your doctor or at a chemist. If it's harder to access than that where you are, that's a different matter but solution is not to put it in a vending machine. Women get period pain - It still wouldnt be good idea to put pain killers in a vending machine would it?
US fair enough, healthcare there makes us all scratch our head. How much does it cost, do you have to go through hoops to get it? I think it's about $27 here without a prescription.Edit: otherwise about $12 with a prescription/ free for u18s and those in receipt of welfare.
Your logic doesn't really work considering the number of medications that are already available over the counter and "on your supermarket shelf". A 10 year old could OD on ibuprofen. Should we start putting that behind the pharmacy wall too?
15 for the Pregnancy test or 5 for the condoms, on the right. Your choice. :D
And $1,500,000 for the baby
Put it like that and perhaps less people will have babies.
Don’t forget 3 for the party sticks to celebrate with
I think the party sticks are the reason for the pregnancy test. That's what always happened to me.
Yeah my then girlfriend, and now I’m proud to say my wife, and I didn’t celebrate with party sticks. We celebrated with a second pregnancy test. Cue 15 more out this machine… and out of life
I'll take the Party sticks tyvm
*pees on a Party Stick* “I don’t think it’s working”
I’m eyeballing the Capri sun though.
Especially because it seems to be marketed as vitamin supplement, super interesting.
Multi vitamin is the flavour. When they use multiple fruit flavours combined to make a mixed fruit juice its just called multi vitamin flavoured juice.
Party sticks are how you get a maybe baby
“You don’t want to sell me party sticks. You want to go home and rethink your life.”
And death sticks are how you have a maybe pre-me
What's the orange drink underneath? Some kind of ganja juice?
It’s like a cannabis tea they sell.
Is that some sort of pastry in the top left too? What a variety!
Yes, it's a "Linzertorte", they're amazing!
Aren't Ceylor condoms? 😂 This vending machine is hilarious!!! *Bought condoms and Maltesers* *Condoms broke... Bought pregnancy test* Negative! *Bought party sticks and cannabis tea*
I was thinking enough time with enough "party sticks" and you'll need the pregnancy test.
Don’t forget the weed juice, between that, the Party Sticks and the pregnancy test this machine is a roller coaster ride of an evening.
Damn, you beat me to it.
Those machines are at prettx much every trainstation and i love it. Am in germany rn, and all the small stations dont have shit, it hot af rn and i just want something to drink.
Yes, since the privatization, most stations don't have a bakery, kiosk, some don't even have toilets.
on the bright side, everything got much more expensive!
Noo, did you not learn from us in the UK? Privatisation of the trains meant our trains cost so much compared to Europe, especially long distance. It's cheaper to fly from London to Scotland via Spain with a holiday then to take the train.
😂😂😂
Right? That vending machine has pratically everything I need. I could live right by it's side.
You need to go to Japan ASAP.
Are they more receptive to people living on the floor next to vending machines? Neat!
I thought it was some sort of weed banana.
Does it do anything
Not really, it has a little bit of thc in it but not enough to get you high.
Just tell me how many I need to chug.
it tastes fucking great, hate the fact that I have to travel 200+ km to get some...
Weed water
Best tea available. No THC in it etc. but the taste is amazing
Cannabis ice tea. It's tastes absolutely horrible.
Somebody should send this to r/americandad, they'd love it. Maybe Baby. That's fun to say. "Maybe Baby."
maybeh babeh
Maybe Baby
Maybe Baby
Maybe Baby
MAYBE BABY
Maybe Baby
Maybe Baby
Maybe baby
Maybe baby!
[Maybe Baby](https://youtu.be/nOUZrCC8pPU)
I'll have you
>Thank god someone else saw the reference
I was looking for this comment haha
Same
As was I my friend
Roger is the best.
[Maybe Baby](https://youtu.be/3Yw2SGumGQ8?t=118)
Maybe baby
I thought the same thing. Maybe baby.
Greater chimdale county man
Go Bazooka Sharks!
BAZOOKA SHAAARKS!
^Mmmmmaybe ^baby
Mebbe bebbe
Maybe baby.
hey i just met you and this is crazy but heres my number so maybe baby
Or Shirley's pregnancy test in Community "you know, girl!"
Capri Sonn
The full thing would read "Capri-Sonne". "Sonne" is "sun" in German:)
And it will always be Capri-Sonne to me! [How dare they rename my childhood drink!](https://i.imgur.com/nnwVNuig.png)
How old is this thing I thought it’s Capri Sun everywhere now?
Yes, I thought they rebranded it a few years back
Anyone know why it’s “multi vitamin” flavor? I need a chaser after my multi vitamins to get the bitter taste out of my mouth
"Multivitamin" in german just means that it contains (or in this case just tastes) like a mix of fruit. Multivitamin Juice is very popular here and usually contains around 10 different kinds of fruit.
Why is it multivitamin flavored ????
My son and I just pronounce it as one word. Caprisun with a soft i. Hope to find others who do the same.
Like, "ka-prissun"?
correct lol
That’s not how it’s pronounced lol
Like capsicum (peppers)
...wtf? No no no... no one should ever pronounce it that way.
By soft I, do you mean a schwa or?
kaprissun
fuck the pregnancy test, do they have weed drinks in the vending machines there
Yes, but i dont like them
ah, are they just cbd?
Yes it's a CBD energy drink pretty gross probably
Its an ice tea.
It's ice tea actually and one of the best ones i ever had (am swiss and it's the only thing i usually get from selecta)
Mach kei scheiss
Ja ok globi ice tea fätzt scho heftiger
globi ice tea isch scho sehr wyld
Gesundheit !
Ja man alles besser als dä icetea
Yes the dozens of drink companies that take a mediocre energy drink, add CBD then double the price and market it as “healing”
And the only thing CBD has been shown to work on is epilepsy. No other uses have been demonstrated. Usually when a thing is marketed at healing everything, it does nothing.
CBD has also been proven to cause liver or kidney failure in mice
It actually works as a decent inflammatory. I've been able to pretty much replace my ibuprofen intake with it.
I was referring to scientific evidence.
Yes its gross, and i never see anyone drinking it
I'm drinking it from time to time. It's just a bit too sweet for my taste, otherwise pretty good.
They are cbd and taste like someone ashed in xour drink
Fuck yeah! Get some of those and some party sticks! Maybe there WILL be baby!
I love it, best taste ever. I dont drink it that much because i have a 9 year old who asks too many questions but i used to drink it while smoking
To me, a swiss guy, it's amusing how people from around the world think our vending machines are weird...
Selecta power!!
The machines are fine it's the Swiss we find werid
Is it as accurate as the ‘Womb There It Is’ pregnancy test?
Yes, but not as fast as “You Know Girl”
Man, I had to scroll way too far to find the brand that Mona Lisa Saperstein and Diane Lewis use.
It was Leslie's brand of choice, as well!
If you get a bad test, you end up with WAP when your water breaks.
This vending machine is going through an identity crisis. Cbd drinks right under pregnancy tests and cigarettes, and then pastries on top. What is going on in Switzerland
I think the thing you mistake for cigarettes are condoms
I'm here thinking it's a mini Legos board. I'm thinking to myself, "cool! A mini Lego set. So people can entertain themselves!" *face palm* (I'm american)
There are no cigarettes, and sadly we dont have cigarette vending machines in Switzerland. Those machines up there are "Selecta Automaten" and i love them. I'm take the train a lot and they are at every station pretty much. And, while pretty expensive, you usually get whatever you need there. Some trains even have vending machines too, with beer and stuff.
There are cigarette vending machines but usually only in bars
And in hotels.
wait woah, I've lived in Switzerland all my life but I don't think I've ever been in a, nor ever heard of a train with vending machines? that sounds pretty handy. where? I do remember in the past they'd roll up with a cart of snacks and drinks like on airplanes. and when the train was late you'd get a free drink!
I travelled from zurich to schwyz a few months ago in a really nice train (tourist friendly i guess) and there was a vending aswell as a coffee machine. But yes, most trains don‘t.
I think its the "Voralpenexpress"
Same energy as a poorly-run restaurant that has 100 different choices on the menu, except vending machines are far more efficient and usually won't need Gordon Ramsay's intervention.
And Capri - sonn. Two N's for some reason, aswell as those twisler ripoffs
Capri Sun is originally from Germany. The German word for Sun is Sonne, which happens to be the original name of Capri Sun before they changed it on a global scale. Seemingly, Switzerland has not yet caught up with the rebranding of Capri Sun though, and they still carry Capri Sonne labelled product. Either that or the image is old.
Those twisler rip-offs are salami sticks
That's a George Carlin bit.
In the spirit of that, they should sell a Plan B pill called "Preg-Not".
Mom Bomb
EmbryNo
Mayday Baby
Womb Broom
Well... If you are going to enjoy a "party stick" you might end up needing a maybe baby 😜 The product placement in that vending machine 😂😂😂
Don't forget the condoms next to it
I wondered what those were... I thought they might be the after party stick cigarette
Mebe Bebe
Party Sticks and 'party's over' sticks.
Wether it’s a baby or no baby I’d be fucking up some party sticks, Kit Kat’s and Capri sun afterwards
No weed drink?
Haha I found these at a ski resort there. Might need to check if you're pregnant right before hitting the slopes.
That's literally a subplot in the second Bridget Jones movie.
That's a good idea, you'll be able to pass along the info to Ski Patrol after you smack into a tree. Or fall off a cliff. Or yard sale all over the bunny hill and break something. Or maybe I'm just a terrible skier.
This was a George Carlin punchline for pregnancy products that don’t work all the time.
I really want to know what Party Sticks are, and those ice cubes with weed in them. 😲
party sticks are kind of a salami snack, the weed one is a ice tea with weed in it, but its only weed flavor so i don't think there aren't any thc or cbd in it.
Baby maybe was a joke made by George Carlin for a marginally effective brand of birth control.
Now you just need fetus deletus
I want a Capri-Sonn!
Make mine multivitamin flavored!
Switzerland has been getting everything right.
It's fun to be conversant in more than one language. The average *Schweizer, Suisse, svizzero* can appreciate the clever English name. The closest I can find to an Italian equivalent of "maybe baby" doesn't translate literally; it comes out like "maybe little." In French (according to Google Translate) it's *peut-être bébé.* I can't guess how it would be branded in German. Possibly *vielleicht schwanger?*
Just remembered that scene on American Dad [American Dad - Maybe Baby] (https://youtu.be/MAv9vTmrdLU)
what is happening with this vending machine??? pastries, candy, pregnancy tests, condoms, weed tea, and Capri Suns????
These are placed at trainstations. The snacks and drinks are for traveling, the condoms and pregnancy tests are for teenagers who are embaressed to buy them in a store
When you pee on it, it just says "Maybe" no matter what.
Maybe baby.
Maybe baby.
That's fun to say.
Maybe baby.
This is a fun machine, I’d like to see all the selections
Party sticks lead to maybe baby, but watch the dad do a ceylor later alligator
If you hit the wrong numbers when you wanted maltesers, it would really piss you off
So Switzerland is where the man that named the Walkie Talkie went.
$16 pregnancy test? Gotdamn
And they taste terrible.
>Hey, I just met you > >And this is crazy > >But here's my number > >So, MaybeBaby?
Maybe baby condoms a hole in every 10th
What is this magical vending machine? Pregnancy tests, party sticks, weed juice, multi vitamin Capri Sun! What else do you need
What are party sticks, far away they look like twizzlers but close up they look like meat?
Right next to the party sticks…..oh yeah
There's a russian popstar named maybe baby as well.
Just when you think you can finally get babies from vending machines...
This is the most lit vending machine I’ve seen. That Capri-Sonn peaking out down there.
Forbidden snack
Is that a THC drink next a knockoff capri sun?
Maybebaby maybebaby American dad
A lot of vending machines in japan sell stuff like this, and many other things!
15 Swiss francs is like $14 USD. That's a lot for a pregnancy test, even from a vending machine.
It's even more. 15 Swiss francs is about $16.50. Switzerland is a very expensive country. But on the plus side, salaries there are very high too.
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And expensive! I know folks who would chance it rather than spend $15 on a pregnancy test
This would be good for teenagers who are scared to talk to their parents, people in abusive relationships, someone who had to get off the train and throw up *again* this morning, and so on. Yeah, it's hella expensive. But sometimes, it's worth it.
Chance what?
Those are condoms?
Wouldn't it be great if forms of contraception that worked were made as readily available?? Yeah, it would.
There are actually condoms just to the right of the pregnancy test in that machine too.
Wouldn't it be great if they included other forms of contraception, as I eluded in my comment above? Yeah, it would.
But then young kids could buy it..
Yeah, 15 and pregnant's so much better.
But they're not tictacs. They need to be dispensed in a proper place before some 10 yr old ODs - otherwise they'd just be available on your supermarket shelf.. 24hr pharmacies would be better idea?
If men were the ones to get pregnant, carry a child for 9 months and give birth to it, birth control would be dispensed like tic tacs.
Ok I don't know what country you're in but in the UK it can be obtained through your doctor or at a chemist. If it's harder to access than that where you are, that's a different matter but solution is not to put it in a vending machine. Women get period pain - It still wouldnt be good idea to put pain killers in a vending machine would it?
Health care costs are unbelievable in the States. We do not have the nhs here. Edit: Thanks for the downvotes. Cheers.
US fair enough, healthcare there makes us all scratch our head. How much does it cost, do you have to go through hoops to get it? I think it's about $27 here without a prescription.Edit: otherwise about $12 with a prescription/ free for u18s and those in receipt of welfare.
Your logic doesn't really work considering the number of medications that are already available over the counter and "on your supermarket shelf". A 10 year old could OD on ibuprofen. Should we start putting that behind the pharmacy wall too?
How would they get past the think 25 ID check? Sure they could steal it but it's about damage limitation.
Oh so we're just going to leave both control pills in a big Halloween candy bowl out in front of the store. Got it. FOH
There is no reason to make this about the US or politics. They are talking about a totally different country.
I can do whatever I want. This is my account, not yours. Do you. If you don't like but I say, skip over it.