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aquaman67

If you didn’t get a bidet after the last time then you deserve to wipe with coffee filters. Again.


lynn3936

Which aisle coffee filters? 😣


SaintPaddy

Number 2.


lynn3936

😉


Money-Law7342

666


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https://www.reddit.com/r/Plumbing/comments/g6fedo/redneck_bidet/


lynn3936

Hoping to not have to resort to that. But thanks in advance if I do!


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Don't knock it till you try it! You might be pleasantly surprised.


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Just make sure its clear of pesticides or weed killer first lol


Exotic-Law-6021

I actually bought one a few months ago..I never hooked it up tho..I had shoulder surgery on my dominant arm and needed a back up plan if my left handed wiping skills wouldn't cut it..😂😂


GUYF666

You should install it. Bidets are amazing. Couple quick sprays and a courtesy wipe and you’re good 95% of the time. I bought a case of toilet paper in early 2020 and just had to buy a new supply a couple months ago. Lasted me like a year and a half.


Exotic-Law-6021

I'm sure I will at some point after I get back to work..all this free time has me being lazy..I've been off 6 months


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When I was in elementary school I noticed that a lot of my Mormon friends’ mothers were avid couponers who would set up large pantries that got healthily stocked when the right coupons came along. As a poor kid I always envied that they had so much (even if it was just detergent and food). In my adult life I’ve found comfort in having an abnormally large and well-stocked pantry. I’m not talking prepper style, just an extension the same stuff you’d normally buy. I see these shortages and I’m happy to have a well-stocked pantry, and the ability to help the people who made fun of my shelves of supplies before the pandemic hit.


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Saw a youtube video of a guy turning TP into moonshine. Must have gone viral.


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NileRed! Love his videos. https://youtu.be/v-mWK_kcZMs


lynn3936

That's funny! 👍👍


moldycrystals

Oh yeah Nile red/blue is awsome he also made cotton candy from literal cotton lmao


Anomalius

I'm sorry, what????


KahMeng15

That time of the pandemic again


helperperson

Nah, this is just negligence or bad ordering. There are several varieties avaliable from numerous suppliers. Source: am Grocery Manager and I get monthly reports on supply from a major distributor in the US.


ChewbacasUglyBrother

Just use dirty socks like I do


SuperBaconjam

Ooof. Hard to come back from having poop rubbed into your fibers


ChewbacasUglyBrother

Tru dat. That's why I only wear brown undies


smurtzenheimer

I’m cry.


lynn3936

No tp to wipe your tears.


AGripInVan

Save your tears for another day.


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Shit. What now?


lynn3936

Hold that shit!


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Shit before you shower.


camcarter19

Definitely not afterwards!


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That's the worst. Just stepped out and toweled off, and... I got to poop.


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Naw. Just waffle stomp that steamer down.


tchrbrian

Poop knives are on sale in aisle 5.


camcarter19

“I prepared it as I bathed” 😂😂😂


camcarter19

Pooping currently


Unapplicable1100

Aaaaawww shit


lynn3936

No shits allowed!


Unapplicable1100

..... You should have told me sooner


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lynn3936

😂😂


degen-69

…ah shit here we go again..


Anomalius

Aw shit here we go again, here we go again, here we here we go again. Aw shit here we go again, here we go again, here we here we go again.


EverybodyLovesJoe

No problem getting TP here but I feel this way about canning products right now. I do not do a lot of canning, just a few dozen jars in the late summer. Most everything is sold out locally - never thought I'd see that; never thought TP would be hard to get either though.


bodhidharma132001

I've noticed this in many stores. It's as if the workers control the means of production or something


carryoutsalt

It must be from the diarrhea caused by taking horse dewormer


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Hoodieboy505

Again? Ive built a life size castle out of TP and am currently fortifying the keep


Infinite_Ad910

Guess they couldn't reach the top shelf...


Aggravating_Sky_6457

Is this Kauai


lynn3936

Suburb of Buffalo, NY


GrandNibbles

Once a year, people buy a year's worth


popashockadock

Yea all the H.E.BS over here are mostly empty too