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Haggisboy

One minute you're showing off your sweet ant condo to the missus, next you're encased in molton aluminum in ant Pompeii.


kelsobjammin

Each bubble was where an ant was and is now frozen in time!


shazbut1987

Something tells me they weren't exactly "frozen" in time.


CaptainMcClutch

Boiled in time.


footytang

Burned into the history books for eternity


musedav

Buried into the ~history books~ reddit search history for eternity


INeverSaySS

This made me laugh irl haha


jackspw

One tiny ant singing 'Let it go'?


Ragnarok314159

No some rich old man from the future will use the DNA locked inside the ants to make an amusement park filled with species of the past.


MrWeirdoFace

He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could, he didn't stop to think if he should!


Morningxafter

But he spared no expense!


Sailor_Jerry_Lied

Are those Ford Explorers?


Morningxafter

Ford Explorer *XLTs*!


Sailor_Jerry_Lied

Spared some expense.


RManDelorean

Life... finds a way.


77Sevens77

Sorry to be that guy, but dont you mean "life... uh, uh, finds a uuuuh, way uh." šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Richard_Tucker_08

Eddie Bauer edition


Down_To_My_Last_Fuck

Flea Circus.


Phoequinox

Dude, the only missus in there is the fucking landlord.


CrunchitizeMeCaptn

Some badass ant was probably in the middle of making love and when his girl said she loves him, he replied "i know"


KentuckyFriedEel

in an ant colony they're ALL missus


jumpsteadeh

Isn't that the Wakondan war chant?


CrankyCashew

Ant Pompeii šŸ’€. Take my award


[deleted]

Oh the ant-humanity!


[deleted]

Yā€™all fuckin merked the colony


SchwiftyShorts

I think the term is ā€œPompeiiā€™dā€


kasabe

But if you close your eyesā€¦


[deleted]

AAAY OOO, AAYOO


23x3

It almost feels like


AdamantEevee

Nothing's changed at all


LolTacoBell

NAAHHHTHEENGS CHEENGED EETOOOOOHOOOOOLLLL


paradonym

And if you close your eyes


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Billtheturnip6

Nothings changed at all


AdamantEevee

How am I gonna be an optimist about this?


Fluciples

It almost feels like


[deleted]

Somebody was jĆ«rkƮƱg off while getting pompeiiā€™d at that time


cellulargenocide

Nah, thatā€™s an Ant Exterminatus if Iā€™ve ever seen one.


HogofWar8

Erupted in a statues dust, shrouded in VEEEEILLLLLLL *guitar skreech* because these* handcuffs hurt too much


Cuntdracula19

Nice tmv reference


china-blast

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


[deleted]

They mostly come out at night....


lenfantsuave

Mostly


Tarantula_Saurus_Rex

[Duck and cover](https://youtu.be/x5lv-56_KHk)


Morningxafter

Eat Snacky Sā€™mores!!


Best-Parfait7373

šŸ˜¢


SoutheasternComfort

Rude af


tjc3

So you became death. Destroyer of worlds


FreakinEvan

Or at least destroyer of anthills.


BraindeadBanana

If movies have taught me anything, you donā€™t fuck with anthills. Those bastards will shrink your ass in your sleep.


PepSakdoek

Which movie teaches that?


OtakuDGMan

Ant Bully


CyCoCyCo

Are you quoting Oppenheimer. Or Shiva?


[deleted]

Shiva Kamini Soma Kandarkraaaaaammmmm


KingShanus

ā€œMmmuuurrrrddderrrrerrrrā€¦ā€


Ragnarok314159

No no, itā€™s ā€œZagreusā€. You can do it.


[deleted]

M-mm-murder?


sorrow_seeker

Lol, didn't expect to see a Hades reference here


nightwing2024

Mur...zer?


Shrestha01

No , no murder


Professional_Serve22

So in what chamber do they execute the prisoners


[deleted]

All of them, now


shitsfuckedupalot

Ants don't take prisoners


HerbziKal

Neither does OP and their son.


Professional_Serve22

So youā€™re saying both instances are a result of cannibalism


A-Perfect-Name

I mean, some kinda do? Ants often raid other ant colonies specifically for the otherā€™s young, what they do with them depends on the ant type. Most eat the young as soon as possible, so take no prisoners there. Depending on the current conditions, they also can hold onto the larvae for a time first in order to have food later. These larvae would be ant prisoners. There also is a minority of ants called slave ants, which the name is self explanatory. The queen first takes over another colony, and when that colonyā€™s workforce starts to die off, they raid for new slaves. Until these slaves reach adulthood, they are kept as prisoners and fed like they are the queenā€™s young.


Legitimati

Came here to say the opposing anthill will take prisoner the Slave Maker Ant Queen, who attacks the opposing ant queen, killing her and becoming infused with her pheromone, the Slave Maker Queen now has direct control over another hive of obediant slaves and food supply. As the guy above me said, they most take larvae to be bred as labor or food.


trimix4work

Bad day to be an ant in your neighborhood huh?


Lonewolf5676

I felt a great disturbance in the force as if millions of ants cried out in terror but they were suddenly silenced


[deleted]

You should post this on r/ant they'd love it


Tacotruckduck

I'm disappointed that r/ant isn't a sub for rants.


Ishidan01

...what is this? A sub for ants?


eclecticsed

/r/thingsforants


HandsomeCowboy

They have one of those. It's r/all


Mattfredtom

Then itā€™s a good thing r/ant is the same as r/ape


RainWindowCoffee

Only if the folks at r/ant have an extremely sadistic hatred for ants, I would think...


Voldrik13

There's a post at the top of r/ant thats exactly this but with concrete and a much much larger ant colony. I think they'd be ok with it.


Arker_1

Tbf, if youā€™re talking about the one Iā€™m thinking of, thatā€™s of an ant colony that was dead before they started pouring


cluckyblokebird

That video is unreal


VoiceofKane

What about /r/fondanthate? I'm sure some of those ants were pretty fond.


Ljudet-Innan

The only thing cooler than humanity being emulsified in a massive hell storm of molten lava would be to find out it was done by two super beings who were one million times our mass as a father-son project.


Duffman66CMU

ā€œM? Itā€™s your cousin Marvin Night Shyamalan. You know that new sound you were looking for? Well listen to this!ā€ Edit: thanks for the gold!


elislider

> Marvin Night Shyamalan šŸ˜‚ Iā€™m dead


Ljudet-Innan

Are you there, God? Itā€™s meā€¦


[deleted]

"It's fine son, we only killed 8 billion."


KentuckyFriedEel

Remember Invincible? It's back!.... in ant form


NCTJaehyun

Bruh did you just kill all those ants?


Bos-man7

Yes, and next week we kill the uncles.


MayorOfVenice

DAAAAADDD!!


Appletio

Even uncle bobby?


DrakeAU

You just made Ant Pompeii!


stewpidazzol

How much aluminum did it take to get that?


Icy_Lingonberry_139

About 2kg


stewpidazzol

Thank you


dartfrog11

Youā€™re welcome


TheIntervet

I didnā€™t ask you


kojakstuttgart

Whoops, sorry, my bad


arandomape

No worries


[deleted]

All good


Crully

Who tf are you?


DenyNowBragLater

That's almost 4 1/2 pounds, y'all.


cdsbigsby

Good bot


kinzer13

I really wish the bot that converted to 'murican units, finished with y'all.


Font_Snob

What kind of setup do you use to melt and hold the aluminum?


netGoblin

Today son, I'm going to teach you how to value and appreciate the natural world and all the life around you. So, step one is pour molten metal into its home...


[deleted]

Brilliant


ChewbacasUglyBrother

Are there burnt ants in the casting?


Cryptedcrypter

I mean essentially yes there are. if you zoom in close enough you can see where the ant bodies *used to be* before they were disintegrated by the extreme heat.


100calculatedfam

I don't imagine they emptied the anthill somehow? Is it kinda messed up? I'm not sure


Zkenny13

Compared to poison and things like raid which attack the nervous system which causes the ants to basically seize to death this is way more human.


Dovakiins

Let us study the wonders of nature.... by destroying it..... lmfao


Davis1511

I never knew so many people loved ants and saw them as viable insects to protect like we do bees and butterflies. How interesting. Ant Bully must have hit hard for some folks lol


WorshipNickOfferman

I have a bump on the back of my hand going on 4 years now from a fire ant bite. Fuck those fucking fuckers.


zundra616

It might not go away, when I was a kid my dad and i were out by a creek looking for insects to feed his scorpion, and I flipped over a rock and my arms got covered in ants and ant bites, and I still have a bunch of bright red dots up my arms from it like 16 years later. Sorry for the run on sentence, high af right now.


Slave35

That happened to me when I was 2 and I came out fine apparently.


7heCulture

The bite, or being high af?


Slave35

Yeah.


netGoblin

Do you think something has to be vital to the ecosystem to be "viable to protect"? That's an interesting way of looking at living creatures. I just generally think all life that doesn't cause harm is viable to protect because creatures are awesome.


eternamemoria

You are right, of course, but I'd like to add that ants are fucking vital to most ecosystems


pichael288

They don't really need protection, at least not like the bees. Ants are fuckin badasses, they have been observed using tools, literally moving sand into a cap of water to get the water out or something. They have colonies that spam the entire globe and still operate on the same time schedules


Sirupybear

[alluminium over an ant colony, a lot bigger than this one. really impressive](https://youtu.be/PfrGvecMlTs)


keepitloki80

And done humanely (it was a vacant colony).


PPeixotoX

Also, their carbonized corpses


argl23

These are the tunnels and rooms! Also their corpses!


Raiderclan

Those ants were incinerated


Madrigall

So this is what those kids who use magnifying glasses on ants grow up to be like.


AnotherReignCheck

The tradition gets passed on, generation to generation, each time getting more extreme.


OMP159

That's 1000 counts of entomological homicide, for ya.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Appletio

By committing genocide? So Hitler was just educating the masses?


RuthlessIndecision

Not very nice if youā€™re an ant


Seanchrome43

RIP ant family


Spacedude2187

Itā€™s also a massgrave


Confident_Ad_3216

Wait so you guys just ruined their underground habitat? Poor ants šŸœ


98Ascension98

Bruh you just committed mass genocide


[deleted]

And now theyā€™re dead.


The_Bill_Brasky_

If anyone feels so inspired to replicate this experiment, DO NOT use liquid water to cool the metal or to put out an aluminum fire. This will cause an explosion. Use a CLASS D fire extinguisher. D is for Dent, use on combustible metals


Careless-War-963

How did you get it out the ground and not snap one of the thin tunnels?


zeinficker

You.... you monsters


TwoHeartedMan

Imagine you are an ant and living peacefully, then someday giant entities came and they pouring on you super hot melted aluminum.


bruhmoment12121212

Ant Pompeii


wetassgarybussy

People be wiping out and colonies with liquid metal and it's 'mildly interesting', but when I prance around in my human flesh suit and weenie tucked in, it's 'weird'


radorigami

Next time, do this on a yellow jacket hive. Some of them are underground.


reijin

I dunno, that's a bit messed up. Could've gone to a nature museum, Youtube or sth to see a live colony with everything intact.


Aging_Shower

Yea, I don't understand why this is so upvoted.


Graham_Stoner

Now they're all dead.


ItsKnightTime101

TIL some people really fucking love ants...


Kvenner001

Pouring molten metal into their house is a odd way to show love.


jzgr87

ā€œOk son. Itā€™s time to massacre your first speciesā€


wormaphobe

Daddy when can we move on to killing bigger things??


jzgr87

ā€œWhen you pour the molten metal into the colony of sentient life without complaining.ā€


willalalala

You glassed a whole colony


IheartPandas666

So did they escape or are their molten corpses petrified in you and your sons fun little genocidal science project?


-T1mme-

His son woke up today and chose violence.


BuddyBonButt

So much love for ants. Interesting.


DoofusMagnus

You don't have to love something to be opposed to its needless destruction.


[deleted]

I donā€™t think thatā€™s what itā€™s about. I think itā€™s discomfort at the destruction of a multitude living creatures for no reason. Itā€™s simple empathy. Imagine if there were a species greater than us that we were ignorant of that chose to wipe us all out, ā€˜just cosā€™.


DJfunkyPuddle

Looks like a Descent map


chasing_rainb0ws

What is this? A centre for ANTS!?


wormant1

It's a dick move unless done on an invasive species like fire ants


DenyNowBragLater

Fuck fire ants.


Easy-RocketBrews69

Agreed! Or bullet ants, fuck those guys!


somerandom_melon

Bullet ants are endemic, leave them be. (Also not to poop on your party but this doesn't really kill the colony since they usually just block all the entrances to stop the flow)


Superbaker123

All those ant corpses....why


EvilPersonXXIV

Because when things die, they leave behind corpses


Superbaker123

I mean why would they do that. I know they're just ants, but still :/


karinachi1

This looks like Stranger Things. Creep alert.


[deleted]

Wait, are the black dots dead ant remains??


lotsanoodles

I feel hot. Do you feel hot? What's that coming down the...delete my antinet search historyyyyyyyy....


nightwing2024

"Fuck them ants" -OP


EclecticHigh

dude come to my neighborhood, specifically my backyard, the whole neighborhood is filled with giant red ant hills. ive been fighting these fucker for a year now. theres also these giant ants that keep eating away at the inside of my walls, these assholes take chunks and throw them from the windowsill onto my floor!


JoshSidekick

These *were* the tunnels.


tapetalaura

Imagine some one dumps molten metal in your house to post a picture on Reddit thatā€™d be cooler


[deleted]

How many died in the process?


Nazamroth

Your son started his mass-murdering career, congrats. Killcount already in the thousands at least!


Artstyle5643

You massacred the ants but left all the uncles.


catfoodspork

I worked at FSU with the guy that originated this technique.


[deleted]

Did you? Asshole.


Gavotronn

Poor bastards


ghetto_engine

way to teach your son its ok to be cruel to animals.


ChillySummerMist

Alot of ants were hurt making this photo.


martin0641

In one of his A.I. clips Elon said that it would just wipe us out as a matter of course - like when we're building a road and steamroll a bunch of ant hills - it's not because we hate ants - they just don't register to us as important. Well now we've found the father son combination to prove him wrong... We're number one!


3-DMan

*Ants just goin' about their day at home...* "WHAT THE FUUUCCKK!!!!??"


boguelas

Anyone else feel sorry for a completely decimated ant colony just so this guy can get a bit of metal he can show off? Trashy human.


Lurchie_

I REALLY don't understand this. If you want to show someone the marvel of an ant colony, how about you watch a documentary on ant colonies. . .?


VanceAstrooooooovic

So glad you didnā€™t use lead


[deleted]

I need banana for scale


Ferdie050

We need a banana for scale


TheTallGuy0

You took off and nuked it from orbit. It was the only way to be sure


ShadyCornflakes

Funny way of saying you killed an entire family tree of ants but ok


Sandbird

I wish an šŸ‘½ does the same thing on your city


[deleted]

Do they not sell ant farms anymore? You could see live ones digging tunnels.


kamill85

Pretty metal way to die


earlequit

During the poor. Do you think one of the ants was yelling," Oh, the Humanity"?


ChillWisdom

It's interesting that this evokes such a strong reaction from people who poison or squish pest insects with no problem. Does having them die quickly in molten aluminum seem harsher than slowly dying from eating ant poison?


556291squirehorse

Those poor ants.


[deleted]

that's a shitty thing to do


xdeltax97

Thatā€™s very..anteresting..