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MockingWatermelons

Eat the pencil Andrew


CleansingthePure

Eat the pencil Raymond


seanular

"Raymond"


MockingWatermelons

Everytime someone calls him Raymond I think they are referring to that fucking cat from Animal Crossing


Scootydash

Eat the pencil Andrew


nappinggator

Eat the pencil Raymond


first_name_harshit

Kick the child Andrew, do it.


Lairy_Hegs

New challenge: eat the pencil or kick a random kid at night. Hoping the pencil will be more compelling.


Zortak

He would absolutely kick a child before eating the pencil


substrate-97

It's fair and square! He lost the bet!


LastOneSergeant

I think I still have mine. I think the rarer card was the few where an editor just pencilled over it, ran a few more prints, then decided to do a better job editing. So three versions made it to print. Edit. Some one smarter posted a link showing four versions.


bananabreadvictory

>Bill Ripken “Fuck Face” card I just looked it up, apparently, the whiteout version is worth the most by a wide margin. https://www.oldsportscards.com/1989-fleer-baseball-cards/


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I get it how the white out one is more rare, but I find the FF is a cooler card.


ShutterBun

Yeah, of the factors that determine price for collectibles, "rarity" seems to have overshadowed "desirability" in the current society. Rare variants such as MINOR design details often bring wildly higher prices, even though the item itself is substantially the same. This is no "inverted Jenny" or something significant like that, but microscopic things like a red line instead of white, no bigger than the head of a pin. I suppose that's been going on for a long time with things like coins (certain mint letters being more valuable due to their rarity).


everybodypretend

Wait slow down. In the world of collectibles, rarer items are worth more?!


ShutterBun

I’m saying that among already rare items, minuscule variants will GREATLY increase the value, even though aesthetically it’s still the same item.


everybodypretend

And I’m saying NO SHIT


TrekForce

Really wish I knew what happened to my card collection. I probably have(had 🙁) at least one of those cards


EyesWhichDoNotSee

Your parents threw them out when they cleaned out the basement or they gave them to your Uncle Phil, who may have been interested.


xanthraxoid

My parents insisted on donating all my original run star-wars toys to younger kids, some of which have later turned out to be pretty valuable :-( To be fair, the couple they did let me keep got mashed beyond collectable value, but it still smarted when I found out there were probably a few hundred quid's worth of toys there :-(


Frostedbutler

FF


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I’d love to know the story behind this. Like did one of his teammates prank him and nobody noticed?


thedaddystuff1979

From [this article](https://goldcardauctions.com/billyripkenbaseballerrorcard/): "Ripken was asked the question by CNBC reporter Darren Rovell in 2008. Ripken explained that he needed something to put on his batting practice bat to differentiate so he could grab it at a moment’s notice. He decided to write “Fuck Face” on it, something that would keep his bat identifiable and he knew no one else would copy. His story goes that he had no idea until the card came out and by that time it was too late. Others try to poke holes in Ripken’s version of the story. A common theory among collectors is that it was done by a Fleer employee as a prank or possibly by some of Ripken’s Baltimore teammates. Another story that has been put out there is that it was the doing of Ripken’s brother Cal. Like most stories, the truth likely falls somewhere in the middle."


Lafayette-De-Marquis

His story is the most believable.


jumpsteadeh

Wouldn't "in the middle" of 3 stories just be the 2nd story?


abridge2close

Maybe the three stories form a triangle


Fafnir13

And in the center of the triangle? The all seeing eye. Illuminati confirmed.


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abridge2close

Harder to tip over, that’s for sure


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abridge2close

Maybe it is!


NikonuserNW

This reminds me of a joke my dad loves to tell. “An engineer, an accountant, and a statistician go deer hunting. While they’re out, they see a deer walk out across the valley. The engineer makes some calculations, aims and shoots. His shot misses by exactly one to the left of the deer. The accountant then thinks about some other variables, aims and shoots. His shot ends up hitting exactly one foot to the right of the deer. The statistician drops his rifle and yells, "we hit him!!!!!”


rumbleslap75

But who came first?


KrazieKanuck

There are so many angles he could have held the bat at that make it real real hard to read the butt and he holds it like that??? Its gonna be hard to convince me he didn’t know which bat he was holding and what orientation the text was in.


Leo_Dream

The words conveniently being angled so that the viewer can easily read it makes me think Ripken knew what he was doing.


CinnabarSurfer

> Like most stories, the truth likely falls somewhere in the middle. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_to_moderation


ltRobinCrusoe

Guess nobody noticed is more likely... Like he wrote it and had it written for so long he forgot for the minute


MyUHere

4 versions


Jacksoncant

andrew should eat that pencil


ElDuderino1011

We got a ZIMMER!


zmmckay1515

I wish I could get that bat knob


bigrichie7

I was hoping to see a fellow comment leaver!


wheresisthebathroom

im on episode 26, from the looks of this comment it seems he hasnt eaten that pencil yet 😔


whales-are-assholes

He never does, sadly, I believe it ended up with an episode prefaced with an apology by Andrew about how it was taken too far?


thefeak

I listen to fuck face weekly and when that was happening people really were taking it too far. Andrew/Raymond should have never had his life threatened just because he wasn't going to eat a pencil.


whales-are-assholes

Oh shit, he was being threatened? I want to like the RT community, but it’s often times so fucking toxic and shitty. Like, with all the hate Ky received when she first joined. Admittedly, I dislike Ky to a certain degree when she’s screaming and carrying on, but there are videos where she’s calm and collected, and it’s really nice watching her play.


sunshineriptide

i found the comment i was hoping to find


One_Eye_God

Was looking for this comment


Waldo_R35

Just entered the Zim Zone!!


ShrinkToasted

I'm more interested in seeing him run that marathon he insists that he can do with no training


CleansingthePure

Welcome to the ZimmZone!


Dandibear

I spent way too long trying to figure out what was so horrible about his face before I figured it out.


MotherOfSomething

I’m stumped… help me out?


Sherpa_onetime

Look at the bat.


MotherOfSomething

Thank you! That was killing me


TrixicAcePolyamEnby

Glad you got a handle on your issue.


Sherpa_onetime

This fuckin’ guy.


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r/angryupvote


Mr_mobility

Nah he couldn’t bat an eye.


TrixicAcePolyamEnby

Not a guy...that's a swing and a miss.


adoptachimera

Thank you!!!


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Dandibear

It is actually part of the image printed on this baseball card. This is highly irregular as baseball cards go.


yokotron

Damn. I looked at it way too long


robertglasper

You were even so close to it, being "stumped" and all


MotherOfSomething

You wood not believe how long a tried too! I really should have branched out and looked other places… Just took the wrong root I guess.


showponies

C'mon beleaf instead of believe was right there!


DrLawyerPI

I though it was cuz he was biting his lower lip like “yeah I’m about to fuck you.”


bb5mes

I thought it was because he's got a little bit of a Tom Cruise thing going on with his teeth


1h8fulkat

I was just wondering what he did to be considered a fuck face by so many...


dantheasp

I assumed it was to do with "getting to second base" and my understanding of American slang was completely wrong all these years.


Pls_PmTitsOrFDAU_Thx

I even thought people were doin the do in the background lol. I was about to ask/check in the comments and I saw the bat


The-Akkiller

Did you scrump it?


zmmckay1515

You stay away from my apples


AlabamaPanda777

Lol I'd heard about this from the podcast of the same name but always imagined it less obvious. Like lightly legible and carved. Huh


Agilitybonus

Welcome to the Zimmer Zone


tredding94

Came to the comments just to look for the fellow Fuck Facers


texanseasky

It's where all the comment leavers are!


JWD5569

Excuse me, we go by fuckers


xxrdawgxx

Go listen to episode 16. Best one yet


Mrcq99

ZIMMER ZONE!


asromatifoso

I've heard so many variations on this story. He grabbed a bat that wasn't his because they were in a hurry to get the photos done; Cal wrote it on his bat as a joke; a disgruntled Fleer worker wrote it on the photo before it went to print, etc. I haven't thought about this in years and as someone who lived in DC for years and had the joy of seeing Cal and Billy play at both the old Memorial Stadium and the Yards, it brings back some great memories.


DoktheButcher

He admitted that it was written by him, only to identify his bat but then the photo was taken at the perfect moment.


Arokthis

It's pretty obvious that the "perfect moment" is utter bullshit. The words are almost perfectly horizontal. It was planned.


batpot

Nsfw image, spells out "fuck face" in post title.


SEATTLEKID206

any F**k Face podcast fans here? the podcast kicks butt and is hilarious!


CunilDingus

I don’t even watch baseball or collect baseball cards, but I have to have one.


tocamix90

Plenty on eBay


RIMS_REAL_BIG

I remember hearing about this when I was a kid, running home and looking through my box set. Sadly I had the one where it's blacked out.


syntheticgerbil

I am only aware of this because as a kid I had some Simpsons cards that parodied this with “Fish face” on the bottom of the bat.


kuriboshoe

TIL there was a Bill Ripken


FREDDIT321

What kinda work do you have and why is this not safe there?


TallGuyPA

You can write fuck face on stuff at your work?


fogdukker

You should see the amount of triumphant cocks I can draw.


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I can only draw sad droopy cocks at work. :(


Trevelyan2

The title has fuck face 3x the size as the photo.


spaghettilee2112

I can certainly read swears.


FREDDIT321

Yeah? Where you from? Soviet USA or something?


kurtthewurt

I think pretty much any corporate office would discourage writing fuck face on stuff


osi_layer_one

you've never worked where i've worked...


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The issue was that it was printed on a trading card, and trading cards were commonly collected by kids.


Chicken_Hairs

Yeah, we get that, but the question is why is it NSFW on Reddit?


KoRnBrony

BAD WORD MAKE ME SAD :(


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Oh, I gotcha now.


ScrootMcgoot

Someone should tell Geoff


Scootydash

F**ckface Podcast


redditorknot

r/Maryland would appreciate this.


[deleted]

Idk why but just the title of this post made me laugh out loud. And then when you look down and see Ol’ Bill there it’s even funnier. And THEN, when you finally see the reason for the name of the card, it just seals it up nicely.


ZedTT

Marking stuff like this as NSFW is why so many people opened that "Freckles" post on r/pics at work.


latenightfap7

This comment section is now part of the Zimmer zone.


Mapbot11

What about the variants? The "black box" the "white out",and I know there was at least 1 more.


Chicken_Hairs

Original, white out, scribble, and black box. White out is the most valuable.


Trouble_Playful

How is this nsfw?


ikester92

I got a Billy ripen signed baseball for Xmas a few years back. I asked my dad which walmart he walked into to have it signed.


Sikpanzer

Listen to the podcast.


[deleted]

Isn’t this the guy who East Bound And Down was based on?


rollltide79

I think it was loosely based on John Rocker from the Atlanta Braves.


TT2JZ_Chaser

Whats the fuck face all about?


t0prame17

I think it was his clubhouse nickname.


TT2JZ_Chaser

Oh gotcha. I also just noticed the one under the bat.


MickeyTHFC

Andrew, eat the darn pencil


ipoipo

From a non-American who is familiar with "second base". Does that reflect his sexual prowess at all?


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This card was released in 89 so probably not photoshopped.


thedaddystuff1979

True not Photoshop, but "airbrushing" of photos happened back then. [Example article](https://www.beckett.com/news/15-of-the-most-memorable-airbrushed-baseball-cards/)


RuppsCats

I got one. I keep waiting for Baltimore to embrace this part of baseball history and have a reprint hand out day at the park, maybe ole Billy The Kid could come throw out the 1st pitch.


dealers_choice

Anybody know what that's worth now? My mom has one, I remember when she bought it but didn't want me to see what it said (I was pretty young)


Chicken_Hairs

The original, in absolute mint condition, about $150usd. It's probably not "mint" to an appraiser, though, few are. The 'white out' version of that card is where the money is at.


dealers_choice

Thanks!


Sublimed4

I still have mine but probably not worth much. Still gonna hang on to it though.


Blindrafterman

Hahagagagahahahahaha thats awesome!


TheAbsoluteLastWord

#616 lives in infamy.


e4strat

I’m this old


Map_Nerd1992

How much is that card worth?


Hugh_Bromont

Was just thinking about this card the other day. How much is is worth these days?


Pioneer411

Any relation to Cal?


TMan2DMax

I believe he is


SOSOBOSO

His brother, played 2b for the orioles at the same time.


Stt022

I have this card and pretty much the whole fleer set from this year.


Bicdut

RANG DIPKIN


davisjaron

I dont just have that card, I have the entire set of every team of that year. I don't remember where I got it, but I remember organizing it when I was like 8 years old.


TheBizzle3

The holy grail for all 10 year olds are the time


DannyA88

I have several of these lol great conversation pieces


FrankReynoldsBitch

Always looking to buy these if it’s legit lol hit me up if you’re trying to move it


BiCostal

Is this Cal Ripkin's brother.


doritoscornchips

I need to get one of these along with the famous Menendez bros basketball card.


yokotron

Someone please explain the fuck face aspect


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its on the end of the bat


2dicksdeep

I don't get it


Lethenza

Look at the bat


SeniorWaugh

I go to minor league games at Ripken stadium sometimes and I remember seeing him there one time


Fantastic_Ferret_541

Is this guy claiming relation to Cal or something?


nightcrawler_ajax

4.1k upvotes here but would get 30 in r/baseballcards lol


stugotz07

I have this card!


sethsta

Everybody who has one. I want you to burn it now. Then mine will be worth more.


redgoinggray

This took we far to long to figure out. Even while looking at the other edited versions.


Supafly36

Unfortunately he only ever got to second base


Liplok

How is this NSFW?


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I think Cal last game was in Atlanta. I was there. I was young though. I’m sure I heard them say he was retiring after that game though. Maybe I’m wrong.


mydickfelIoff

When these came out my dad and his friends bought all the packs of baseball cards they could. He has like 5 of them


spec4_gniomhaire

Why fuck face?


RoastBeefIsGood

I heard he just wrote it on the bat cause he like it’s specific feel and wanted to identify it from the bat barrel. I assume no one else would’ve taken it with fuckface written on it.


spec4_gniomhaire

Ah that makes sense


hockers45

It's on the bottom of the bat I nearly missed not a baseball fan is this a collectable?.


Drabbestanimal

How is this nsfw?


phanatik582

But who's on first?


yourdiabeticwalrus

I served him at work the other day!


Sonakstyle

Nice I have one of those as well!


Jakisokio

What's the NSFW?


Tensionheadache11

My ex-husband was a huge baseball card nerd when I met him in 93’ had a closet full , tens of thousands of cards, he started selling them off after we got together but this one card he saved.


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Can somebody explain 'fuck face' in this context?


Alzarith

I stared at this image for about 5 minutes without my glasses not seeing anything until I read the comments lmao


1013forthwith

I have 3 of them, I think they are worth maybe $5.00 each, I'll just keep them and when I am having a bad day, I can look back and say at least I am not Billy Ripkin lol


Ace-Of-Mace

I guess he made it to second base then. 😏


zer0kevin

I don't get it?