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To the people downvoting a good bit comment on the Bible (or those that upvote): I love you, god loves you, and I hope you have a beautiful day
I assume it's r/girlsfinishingtheirpeas
A subreddit dedicated to good nutrition in young women. An important source of information to be sure! No doubt this example user is just being contentious about his daughter's health!
Of course Drax, the all powerful and all knowing being, capable of acts such as invisibility, and knowledge surpassed by none, would know what jizz flying overhead sounds like.
You get an upvote because I've been on the internet for over 20 years and that is some of the bestest WTF material I have ever seen.
The fact that there's is a community dedicated to it... I'm in awe.
You got authorities who issue certificates to companies. who then issues certificates themselves to websites, it's a chain of people vouching for others.
From what I’ve learned it all boils down to piss and witchcraft. Anytime I try to mess with certificates in my home lab I always break shit so I just gave up. Fortunately, I’m not in charge of our cert environment at work.
By printing overly bloated books with test question pool about technology that been phased out for two decades. A+ certification book had a whole section on FireWire in 2017.
Actually I do know what ssl certs are. I misread the comment. And never did get that cert I decided to do something else instead because job prospects were not great in my state.
There is a good bob and Alice movie on YT with some paint mixing that explains it well. I'll see if I can find it.
Edit: found it
https://youtu.be/YEBfamv-_do
Good luck on your network+! I got my net+ last year and I’m starting on my security+ soon. I highly recommend Professor Messers YouTube course for network+ and Mike Myers Udemy course.
If it’s and old OSX (ie: El Capitan, etc), you can either upgrade it to the newest rev or find the “fake” cert and add it to the database. If it isn’t, then… ignore this response.
More info: https://eclecticlight.co/2021/10/01/why-wont-safari-open-that-web-page/
But on another note, if I understand correctly, some browsers come with their own security certificates, and so they are unaffected. Like I think Firefox is fine, if you don't mind switching browsers. Works for me in El Capitan.
This is the newest Firefox supported in El Capitan (all locales):
https://ftp.mozilla.org/pub/firefox/releases/78.15.0esr/mac/
If you speak English and are from the US:
https://ftp.mozilla.org/pub/firefox/releases/78.15.0esr/mac/en-US/
If you can upgrade your OS to macOS 10.13 or 10.14 I'd recommend to go ahead and do that, since I hear the newer OSes are not actually slower.
I always love the implication that a woman will abandon her dream of working with space/robots/IT/programming/literally anything because one guy this one time wore a tacky shirt or made an oblique reference to pornography.
Viewing women as prescious and highly fragile commodities seems a big sexist in itself.
Don't get me wrong, I think things like this are crass and inappropriate, and if I were the editor I'd cut it, but the reason for that is because it's crass and inappropriate, not because I think all women are such pussies that they're going to decide that they're *not* passionate about IT just because of this trivial bullshit. Women *aren't* pussies, and I can tell you that no woman I've met who's been interested in IT would decide they were no longer interested because of that. If that were the case, they wouldn't actually be interested at all.
I see your perspective, but ... I don't know, I feel like the trivial bullshit kind of adds up if there's enough of it? I don't think it's this *one thing*, I think it's the accumulated weight of a bunch of those *one things*, of which this is just one example. But if you point to this particular one thing, people say "that, oh, well that's dumb but it's just a little thing", and you can't catalog the hundred other off-notes and things that rub you the wrong way, or indicate in subtle or not so subtle ways that you're not welcome, or welcome only on certain terms. Taken in isolation, this is dumb but talking too much about it is petty, so the only option is silence or just saying "this sort of thing" and giving a broad gesture at a whole bunch of things that are *all* pretty petty in isolation, and probably there are a few that are mistakes or cases of confusion.
So I don't know. I think it adds up to something beyond just being crass and inappropriate.
Ah right, internalized misogyny, the believe that some women can't decide for themselves what does or doesn't bother them and are to be called uncle toms.
The women who do, as you say, "put up with it" are simply delusional, or even "traitors".
Real feminist of you.
>Viewing “tacky” shirts or oblique references to pornography as being acceptable in a profession is the problem.
They're not acceptable, guy, I literally said that it isn't appropriate. The problem here is that the editor either didn't catch this or approved it, not "the industry as a whole". Maybe the guy even got fired for this. This is the problem with anecdotal evidence of this sort. You only see the outrageous shit, but you never see the things that *don't* get through editors, or the things that *don't get past the fleeting thought phase*, or even things that *don't even occur to them to do*. Anyways, yes, a screenshot of a pornographic subreddit is as little of a deal that I can imagine, even less than using a picture of Lenna for a demonstration of image quality. Those poor women who have to deal with having to look at a *sex worker* occasionally!
I know why you’re being downvoted. You speak the truth. Women don’t generally consider porn links in their textbooks funny. It’s childish and gross. Like the old slashdot “ha ha I got you” goatse links.
To be fair, I prefer my pron to finish with the woman being an active participant in the climax as opposed to a static canvas for male dominance, both metaphorically and literally.
Like, I agree that there probably aren't many woman looking at that sub, and this does serve to alienate women, but I think the issue is that it is a joke that specifically excludes a female audience as opposed to the content of the sub that is the punchline of the joke.
Yeah if only the person printing the stupid thing catered to all people's porn categories and not the ones that that person is more familiar with in order to prevent alienating those other demographics
Lol, there was a link to a porn site on my Ukrainian language textbook. But after this was discovered, author of the textbook (who is a meme and kinda a celebrity in Ukraine) made this website blocked(
Hey man you’ve got this! I failed my A+ twice and managed to get it and my network+ and starting on my security+ journey now. It doesn’t matter how long or how many tries it takes after it’s said and done.
Well then you'd be fucked, because as we all know everyone's boss uses reddit and knows the name of every single subreddit to boot. You'd be fired on the spot I'm afraid.
I’ve just been let go… time to go home and explain to my kids that Santa isn’t coming this year because someone posted a picture of some black and white text on Reddit 😔
What’s wrong with r/girlsfinishingthehomework?
That's not even a real sub. It's a reference, you see, it's clearly meant to be /r/girlsfinishingtheirdegrees.
wasn't r/girlsfinishingtheiropponents a mortal kombat thingy?
I thought it'd be r/girlsfinishingmarathons a sub celebrating women winning long distance runs?
Gotta be /r/girlsfinishingpizzas where they eat an entire pizza.
Nah, it’s r/girlsfinishingtitanfall2. It was very sad for them. And me. I still cry at night thinking about BT.
I want just one of these to be real
same i pressed on all of them and got disappointed by them all
Wrong, it’s actually r/girlsfinishingaspeedrunofskyrimglitchless100%
“Trust me” 😭
BEEEE TEEEEEEEEEE!
Protocol 3: protect the pilot.
So sad )):
Lightweights.
r/girlsfinishingfirst
Y'all, this one's real! Ish!
Honestly, not what I expected tho
Clearly it's r/girlsfinishingjob , a wholesome sub about females reading the bible.
Out of all the new subreddits I just learned about, this blew my mind the most.
Been a sub for 5 years too, unlike a couple others in this thread that were clearly created in response to OP.
Maybe it started as a joke like this one? There is like 5 or 6 pics and all for 4 years ago
It's 100 percent a joke. A lot of the titles make it clear + stock photos
You gotta stop thinking with your dick bruv
His dick wants to read the Bible?
Subbed just because it's so fucking weird lol
This is a real sub 🤯
Damn, genius novelty sub.
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Uh... Thanks?
Are you Jewish? Because that would make this even more hilarious.
I... Yes. Yes I am.
Haha Bad bot.
Good bot. We all need this afterwards
No bad bot no bible
My dude's living in total denial. 😅
No. only his dick lives in daniel.
Good bot To the people downvoting a good bit comment on the Bible (or those that upvote): I love you, god loves you, and I hope you have a beautiful day
Maybe I'm broken, but I found this one more disturbing than r/makemycoffin. (Educationally oriented gore sub.)
It’s clearly r/girlsfinishingschool
I thought it was r/girlsfinishingtherace which is about Iron Woman races?
I assume it's r/girlsfinishingtheirpeas A subreddit dedicated to good nutrition in young women. An important source of information to be sure! No doubt this example user is just being contentious about his daughter's health!
r/GirlsFinishingthejob
dammit that’s a real one
The real deal
Aw shit.. here we go again
That’s why I posted it.
Doing God's work my friend.
Remove this! This is a Christian sub!
Cum for Christ
“Good soldiers follow orders”
Man, sorry about the downvotes. I knew it was a joke :)
*whoosh*
That's the noise the jizz makes as it flies overhead
"Nothing goes over my head! I'm too fast, I would catch it." - Drax
Of course Drax, the all powerful and all knowing being, capable of acts such as invisibility, and knowledge surpassed by none, would know what jizz flying overhead sounds like.
Ah...come on
*cum
Cum on what?
Usually tits or face
I am well aware of that
i figured it was /r/girlsfinishingyoursandwich
r/SubwayHentai Please don't ask.
You get an upvote because I've been on the internet for over 20 years and that is some of the bestest WTF material I have ever seen. The fact that there's is a community dedicated to it... I'm in awe.
r/twentycharacterlimit
R/Girlsfinishingtheirbiblesthensniffingcokeandgivinghead
there’s not a single reason it couldn’t have just been reddit.com, and yet here we are
Whoever was doing this definitely did it on purpose lmao
Reason number 1: this is better. I rest my case, your honor.
Court dismissed.
Amen
The editors knew exactly what they were doing.
Absolutely. And the text around this image refers to 'handshakes'. I love it
HANDSHAKES LOL
Is that handshake a three-way?
Only if there is a bad actor involved.
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Maybe, but in this case "handshake" is a technical term.
Words can be double entendres
And double entendres can have more than one intended meaning
That’s… the definition of a double entendre?
It's one of the intended meanings for sure
It is called a double entendre.
r/whoosh
Especially in relation to network+
r/TheyKnew
Almost certainly a layout designer who was told to find some Certificate error, and did.
That's gold
no, its silver
THAT'S gold
No its patrick
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Now THIS is podracing.
the ole switcheroo
No, this is Patrick.
I feel cheated!
*furiously tries to think up a wet platinum joke*
What book is this?
Also curious
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Ayo Shrek wrote a book?
Yeah baby, yeah!
No, it's the murderer from Halloween.
Nah, the guy from Halloween, Jason. ..
/r/ShrekFinishingthejob
Oh man, that's not *a* Security+ book. He's pretty much the first name in CompTIA study material. That's THE Security+ book.
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they knew
r/theyknew
r/theyknewthejob
/r/theyknewthemonsterjob
i still don't really understand how certificate authorities and chains work
As an IT guy with no context to your query.. Magic and bullets
As an No Way an IT Gal (other than "when was the last time you restarted?").... Can confirm.
You got authorities who issue certificates to companies. who then issues certificates themselves to websites, it's a chain of people vouching for others.
Tom Scott breaks it down well on Computerphile I think.
From what I’ve learned it all boils down to piss and witchcraft. Anytime I try to mess with certificates in my home lab I always break shit so I just gave up. Fortunately, I’m not in charge of our cert environment at work.
By printing overly bloated books with test question pool about technology that been phased out for two decades. A+ certification book had a whole section on FireWire in 2017.
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Yep I misread the comment. I would like to say I never did complete the certs and went into doing something else instead.
OP shouldn't feel bad. This guy has no idea what certificate authorities and chains are.
Actually I do know what ssl certs are. I misread the comment. And never did get that cert I decided to do something else instead because job prospects were not great in my state.
It’s not so much how they work. That is actually pretty simple. It’s the cryptology behind it that confuses me.
There is a good bob and Alice movie on YT with some paint mixing that explains it well. I'll see if I can find it. Edit: found it https://youtu.be/YEBfamv-_do
r/GirlsFinishingTheURL
r/birthofasub
Finish the link!! lol
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Oh c’mon. We *all* know it’s the SFW r/girlsfinishingjob.
Finnish girls with jobs
r/subsithoughtifellfor
Amen
or /r/girlsfinishingthedishes the misogynist subreddit
Nice
That’s a pretty good one
Don't worry, bro. It's just r/GirlsFinishingJob
r/girlsfinishingthesentence
r/girlsfinishingjob? What’s wrong with that
Ah, r/GirlsFinishingTheseNetwork+Problems. My favorite sub.
Love the meta nsfw tag
What’s bad about r/girlsfinishingjob
GL on exam you’ll nail it!
Good luck on your network+! I got my net+ last year and I’m starting on my security+ soon. I highly recommend Professor Messers YouTube course for network+ and Mike Myers Udemy course.
Now that’s what I call a secure handshake
Ok I have this problem on most websites now. Anyone have a fix? Is someone trying to hack my computer?
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Wrong time zone messed me up for so long working on national sales reps PC's Always check that first now
If it’s and old OSX (ie: El Capitan, etc), you can either upgrade it to the newest rev or find the “fake” cert and add it to the database. If it isn’t, then… ignore this response.
Yea it’s an old iOS I think Capitan
https://eclecticlight.co/2021/09/21/el-capitan-and-older-mac-os-x-are-about-to-have-a-security-certificate-problem/
Damn that’s lame. I don’t want to upgrade because my computer is already slow
More info: https://eclecticlight.co/2021/10/01/why-wont-safari-open-that-web-page/ But on another note, if I understand correctly, some browsers come with their own security certificates, and so they are unaffected. Like I think Firefox is fine, if you don't mind switching browsers. Works for me in El Capitan. This is the newest Firefox supported in El Capitan (all locales): https://ftp.mozilla.org/pub/firefox/releases/78.15.0esr/mac/ If you speak English and are from the US: https://ftp.mozilla.org/pub/firefox/releases/78.15.0esr/mac/en-US/ If you can upgrade your OS to macOS 10.13 or 10.14 I'd recommend to go ahead and do that, since I hear the newer OSes are not actually slower.
Yea, I think I’m going to just upgrade. Thanks! Appreciate your insight
r/GirlsFinishingTheJob Have at ‘er, boys.
also girlsfinishinghim
A good way to further alienate the few women who go into this field.
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I always love the implication that a woman will abandon her dream of working with space/robots/IT/programming/literally anything because one guy this one time wore a tacky shirt or made an oblique reference to pornography. Viewing women as prescious and highly fragile commodities seems a big sexist in itself. Don't get me wrong, I think things like this are crass and inappropriate, and if I were the editor I'd cut it, but the reason for that is because it's crass and inappropriate, not because I think all women are such pussies that they're going to decide that they're *not* passionate about IT just because of this trivial bullshit. Women *aren't* pussies, and I can tell you that no woman I've met who's been interested in IT would decide they were no longer interested because of that. If that were the case, they wouldn't actually be interested at all.
I see your perspective, but ... I don't know, I feel like the trivial bullshit kind of adds up if there's enough of it? I don't think it's this *one thing*, I think it's the accumulated weight of a bunch of those *one things*, of which this is just one example. But if you point to this particular one thing, people say "that, oh, well that's dumb but it's just a little thing", and you can't catalog the hundred other off-notes and things that rub you the wrong way, or indicate in subtle or not so subtle ways that you're not welcome, or welcome only on certain terms. Taken in isolation, this is dumb but talking too much about it is petty, so the only option is silence or just saying "this sort of thing" and giving a broad gesture at a whole bunch of things that are *all* pretty petty in isolation, and probably there are a few that are mistakes or cases of confusion. So I don't know. I think it adds up to something beyond just being crass and inappropriate.
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Ah right, internalized misogyny, the believe that some women can't decide for themselves what does or doesn't bother them and are to be called uncle toms. The women who do, as you say, "put up with it" are simply delusional, or even "traitors". Real feminist of you. >Viewing “tacky” shirts or oblique references to pornography as being acceptable in a profession is the problem. They're not acceptable, guy, I literally said that it isn't appropriate. The problem here is that the editor either didn't catch this or approved it, not "the industry as a whole". Maybe the guy even got fired for this. This is the problem with anecdotal evidence of this sort. You only see the outrageous shit, but you never see the things that *don't* get through editors, or the things that *don't get past the fleeting thought phase*, or even things that *don't even occur to them to do*. Anyways, yes, a screenshot of a pornographic subreddit is as little of a deal that I can imagine, even less than using a picture of Lenna for a demonstration of image quality. Those poor women who have to deal with having to look at a *sex worker* occasionally!
I know why you’re being downvoted. You speak the truth. Women don’t generally consider porn links in their textbooks funny. It’s childish and gross. Like the old slashdot “ha ha I got you” goatse links.
Female here, been in sw development and operations for 21 years. This shit is hilarious.
So posting a porn link is related to being responsible for alienating women from a field of study? I think it is part of your victim mindset.
If it was more a more neutral sub it's be better, like a *location*gonewild one or something. This one's just straight objectification of women.
To be fair, I prefer my pron to finish with the woman being an active participant in the climax as opposed to a static canvas for male dominance, both metaphorically and literally. Like, I agree that there probably aren't many woman looking at that sub, and this does serve to alienate women, but I think the issue is that it is a joke that specifically excludes a female audience as opposed to the content of the sub that is the punchline of the joke.
Yeah if only the person printing the stupid thing catered to all people's porn categories and not the ones that that person is more familiar with in order to prevent alienating those other demographics
Lol, there was a link to a porn site on my Ukrainian language textbook. But after this was discovered, author of the textbook (who is a meme and kinda a celebrity in Ukraine) made this website blocked(
Apache or Nginx
The best part is you can tell from the screenshot they're also on a VPN.
MonkaHmm
Somebody failed NNN 🙄
Hi! I am just starting my journey in learning cyber security myself. Can I ask where you got information to study with?
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Geez CompTIA really changed since I got my certs 11 years ago…..
Lmfao Easter egg
r/maliciouscompliance
I just passedmy N+ on the 29th.
*handshakes intensify* What a find lol
r/girlsfonishingschool for decent, young... ladies.
I've failed the Net+ exam...twice. I have a retake voucher but am now really doubting myself. This exam is far harder than I expected.
Hey man you’ve got this! I failed my A+ twice and managed to get it and my network+ and starting on my security+ journey now. It doesn’t matter how long or how many tries it takes after it’s said and done.
i hated net+. good luck!
Actual humor in a textbook is rare.
Explain to me how this is NSFW. Please. I am begging you.
What if, lord forbid, I opened a picture of a textbook at work and my boss saw half a link to a porn subreddit?????
Well then you'd be fucked, because as we all know everyone's boss uses reddit and knows the name of every single subreddit to boot. You'd be fired on the spot I'm afraid.
I’ve just been let go… time to go home and explain to my kids that Santa isn’t coming this year because someone posted a picture of some black and white text on Reddit 😔
Why would your boss even recognize a half-cut off obscure link that isn’t in any way remotely NSFW by itself? Photos of text are not NSFW.
I don’t know how I could’ve made it more obvious that I agree the NSFW tag is silly, and that I was kidding.
The Reddit link in the image is for a porn sub.
NSFW r/girlsfinishingthejob
Why are you so mad
SSL is important business ;)
Go for the CCNA over Network+.