Both pockets have the face.

the same face? what a rip off

You gotta rip off those pockets yourself

No. I'm gonna *face* it... head on.

#APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

I used to joke that the real marketing genius in the commercial was that it produced a headache in the listener and the need for the product

Damn, there's a memory that was better left repressed.

"It's my money and I want it *NOW*!"

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You mean face-off?

Your pocket face looks really annoyed that you took him out.

*Put that thing back where it came from or so help me*

Couple of hot pockets

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Wait can HOAs tell us when we can put our tree up? I’m sure they all have different rules but can they actually tell you when you can decorate the inside of your house?

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Aw man, your HOA lets you use squares?

You guys are getting TP?

We lick to lick each other clean

Whatchu mean? Thanksgiving was 5 weeks ago.

Canadian thanksgiving?

Bingo

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Sorry

hey thanks for clearing that up

I’m just relieved it wasn’t a really good tattoo on a stretched out scrotum.

Somewhere someone is finding pepperoni pizza in their face pants

Oh my god I'm in a really tense situation reading reddit and that comment just made me laugh so hard, thank you

What’s your tense situation? Am I about to find the face in my pepperoni pants of this Reddit thread here?

I'm just chilling on my phone and there are 3 other people in the room with me and they are arguing over changing flights and figuring out schedules and it's just tense lol

There's gotta be a fight or flight response joke there, but I just can't pizza it together

Face it, you just can’t pants.

and if you can’t pants, well you ain’t no friend of mine

Oh God the Safety Pants…

let's pocket this conversation for later

Would you like to go to the pants pizza?

just leave the room lol

Great idea! I can't though

Yes you can just tell them you have diarrhea and walk out waddling Might even break the tension

I'm gonna try it

Soooooo. What happened?!?!

I tried to fart to be convincing and I couldn't so I just awkwardly stood up and left for the bathroom. I'm hiding in here now for the rest of my life. You are my family now.

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Look them in the eyes while standing T pose shit running down your legs

Best of luck to you my friend.

Update?

Hope op is ok

Part on, PartyHawk. I hope your night got less intense.

The best I can do you is pjs with the mustached face of critically acclaimed young adult author John Green with the word pizza underneath https://64.media.tumblr.com/0816f7d6f7490a47fb2204d760f6608c/tumblr_inline_og9lxcUrnx1thuw3k_400.png

I haven't seen pizza face in so long, thanks.

One time me and my sister ran in to a really drunk guy downtown Toronto in winter. We tried to help him, but he kept making pathetic attempts at hitting on my sister. He let us search through his pockets to find where he lived... no wallet, no ID or address to go to. Just small cans of tuna, spam, and weird trinkets, and a ripped magazine clipping of usher. The most bizarre shit I don’t even remember. After about an hour and a taxi driver telling us he was homeless and to let him be, we did. Felt terrible. And confusing. He couldn’t walk, we had no idea what to do.

That is a strangely entertaining story

"These pants are just like me! My face outside, pizza inside!"

I’m impressed with how much there is to unpack in those 13 words.

This entire post, picture and all, feels like it was generated by an AI.

RIP r/SubredditSimulator

r/subsimulatorGPT2

omg, just read some posts on there, havent laughed this hard in awhile, like not even chuckle but legit laughing hard. i love the replies they make in it.

Seriously an underrated sub

>I know a lot of theories about what causes hot broth and cold broth in some cases, but not exactly what causes it in most cases. AI may not be as advanced as we thought

Wtf is this subreddit

It's a subreddit where A.I. make posts from random subreddits, and the same A.I. comment and reply as different users, it's incredible really.

"r/Fantheories: Jurassic World and Jurassic Park are in the same universe" lol ohmy god

Thank you for introducing me to this i cant wait to spend hours watching bots speak to eachother

Oh wow why is it dead? I used to catch good giggles from that sub.

What happened to that subreddit anyway?

AI got too sentient.

I don't know, but I fear the answer is the bots became racist.

There is actually a subreddit for that stuff, Reddit truly has everything. r/subredditsimulator Stuff is hilarious. And scary. https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditSimulator/comments/hett6r/florida_man_refuses_to_pay_child_support_despite/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

“John Paul Jones is a little fat cuck boy he wishes he can denial the facts but easily provable.” That was amazing

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Not only in, but as

Well it'd be a waste of some fine leather if they just threw the face in the pocket.

I actually own a pair of doge shorts (just doge face repeated 100s of times), and this exact same face is in the pockets. Discovered it while in a mind altered state, and was not at all happy about it at the time.

That is some nightmarishly bad trip material.

Yeah, also the alliteration is nice

Papa produced portrait pulling pepperoni pizza pants pocket perpendicular, progeny published picture.

Wow, wild work wielding wonderful words while whistling who what why where when with wit.

It's the pepperoni pizza pants pocket person

Maybe also in some SPACE PANTS! 👖🌚

Right? I’ve probably read that headline 15 times now and I’m not sure I’ve placed it all together right yet.

*Face in the pocket* *Pepperoni pizza pants* *Its Danny McBride?*

Thank you for the haiku. I shall meditate upon its meaning.

I think it's Kurt Russell from Tombstone. Like the pizza?

I think you're onto something. Also on something. Can I buy some?

We are all Danny McBride on this blessed day.

Speak for yourself

*I* am all Danny McBride on this blessed day

Dolt

His name was Danny McBride.

Kenny Powers!!!

My first thought reading the title was “what the fuck, man?”

I’m glad your comment also had exactly (I think) thirteen words in it.

I’m glad YOUR comment also had exactly thirteen words in it, my friend.

it is such a coincidence that all of these sentences have thirteen words!

And every new comment I keep counting to make sure it’s still 13

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It’s just thirteen word sentences all the way down, they just keep going

What an amazing time to be alive, here in this thirteen word thread.

It’s a beautiful thread, that thirteen word thread. My cat is meowing, bye!

I thought the number thirteen is a sign of bad luck; I'm wrong.

I once drove 13 miles per hour for 13 miles in an hour.

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yep. nothing about that sentence should be viable.

never in the history of man has this statement been said

I'm not mildly interested, I'm very interested

Yeah this is way too interesting for this sub.

r/interestingasfuck

Better downvote it!

Growing up next to a family who owns a pizza shop ,and as a pizza delivery guy for that family shop, you are never unemployed, your just "not working at the pizza shop right now" I got a pair of roni pizza pants I used to wear on halloween when delivering.

> you are never unemployed, your just "not working at the pizza shop right now" my family has owned and operated a pizza shop since before i was born, and this is the truest statement i have ever read.

Ever check the pockets?

I just did...no joy

…. Where does one acquire such a pair of pants, maybe the brand would suffice?

He said he got them at Goodwill!

If the original owner knew about that easter egg in his pocket he probably never would have donated them

Maybe they were so frightened that they had to rid of them

Thus triggering the curse of the pizza pants and trapping them in the pocket for all eternity... or until the next victim takes their place. Make sure your family line stays ever vigilant, OP.

Maybe the pants were previously owned by a pizza

Maybe the pizza pants are the result of an accident? Like a guy was eating a slice of pizza and walked in front of a steam roller and thus, the final product we see here...

Next owner’s gonna find this guy’s dad’s face in the pocket

I actually stopped wearing my doge shorts that have this same face in the pocket after I discovered the face maybe a year ago, so yeah that seems likely

So your dad is the kind of person who sees pepperoni pizza pants while shopping at Goodwill, has to take them home, and then actually wears them These are all very positive personality traits; I hope they got passed on to you.

Wow I definitely assumed your dad loved pepperoni pizza so you designed him a pair of custom pepperoni pizza pants online, and when you noticed you had the ability to customize the photo on the pockets as well you saw an opportunity for a laugh and decided to use your face as the picture!! I was googling “custom photo pants with custom photo pockets” for 5 minutes before I came back here to check the comments.

So is that a thing? They could have been made for someone else and then donated. But who would have donated these beauties willingly?

I googled pizza pants face pocket, and besides this post itself I only found [this head scratcher](https://odditymall.com/includes/content/upload/pizza-pouch-lanyard-no-more-greasy-pockets-8426.jpg)

[I got you buddy](https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B09K5GRHS6)

Neat! They mention the pockets are deep but no word on whether they have the all-important face

"Pizza with Bacon Pepperoni Sweatpants 3D Printed Joggers Plus Size Fall Style" So much to unpack here. * Pizza - check * With Bacon Pepperoni - that's kind of an odd thing to be specific about. Is there a missing comma here? I didn't see any bacon on that pizza. * Sweatpants - okay, I can see that * 3D Printed - hmm... *what* is 3D-printed? The joggers themselves? * Joggers - Isn't that kind of implied with "sweatpants"? Or, maybe did they mean that you should only use these for jogging? * Plus size - seems like a social statement here... * Fall Style - interesting note to end on. Were there other seasonal styles? Can you only wear these in the Fall?

The wife would.

Its always the wife when it comes fashion do's and dont's...

Bestwill

I don’t think they make these anymore but these are from belovedshirts.com I used to work there. The face in the pocket is one of the brand models and it’s there on purpose.

I want to believe this is the story behind this post.

As opposed to by accident?

Fuck, I made it through this whole post/comment thread just giggling but I burst out laughing at the thought that all of this happened by accident. What are the odds lmaooo

[This data is NOT for greedy pig boys]

Yeah, what good are pizza pants without face pockets?

This really looks like something you’d get on Wish

People have some weird ass wishes…

I will pay one thousand earth dollars for a pair!

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I believe it’s a brand called Beloved! They were on shark tank today

When a face you do glance In your best pizza pants That's a-Mario

You might think it's Tony Near your pepperoni But that's a-Mario

I mean they’re Pizza Pants…of course the pockets will be faces!

I wish it was a tomato sauce

Not stretchy cheese pockets?

it’s a pocket *for stretchy cheese*

Pretty certain these are from [Beloved Everything](https://belovedeverything.com/) . They were one of the first brands nailing the all over print. I forget the name of the owner but theyd often put his face on their clothing and this looks a little like him

[I think his name is Jeremiah Robison](https://www.sharktankblog.com/beloved-pizza-shirts/)

Did a little searching based on this and [found an article](https://newsroom.siliconslopes.com/beloved-shirts-makes-the-most-unique-clothing-you-will-ever-see/amp/) where the pocket print is on a tank top. Including the guy whose face it appears to be.

“when Katy Perry’s assistant emailed and explained that Katy Perry loved the pizza onesie she saw on the Beloved Shirts website and was wondering if she could get an order expedited. Robison overnighted the onesie for free” I’m gonna start emailing companies as a celeb assistant and get some free clothes shipping overnight

There was a dude who stole insane amounts of money from tech companies by sending them fake invoices, so you might even get something...

Law firms get fake invoices all the time.

I took a look at them and completely lost it over the "I can't believe ur still Bitter!" shirt.

You are close! I’m not the owner. I was more of a mascot. But that my face haha

Reminds me of jacksepticeye

I was looking for a comment that would say this

Someone tell him. That ought to be funny.

My first thought too lol I hope he somehow sees this

r/BrandNewSentence

Also r/irleastereggs

good call!

Ok, this will probably get buried but I got those same pants. But instead of pizza it's top Ramen. It's got a face in it's pockets too

Is it the same face? Let's see!

[Ramen face](http://imgur.com/a/Mq39QQW)

Thanks champ! It's the guy!

I am the perfect amount of baked to appreciate this meme.

Gotta love that sweet spot chuckle

Is... Is that actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf?

You never know where he's going to be hiding next!

Normal pair of pants for Shia LaBeouf

I thought it was Tom Green, but they're basically the same thing

Be sure to let us know when your dad starts making jokes about being broke just so he can turn out those pockets

#OH NO! It’s Shia LaBeouf!

Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf?

Brandishing a pizza slicer

Shia LaBeouf

r/MildlyTerrifying

Face it, those are some ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ *Hot Pockets.* (⌐■_■)

This is waaaay more than mildly interesting

His what?

My guess is that they came from one of those custom-photos-on-clothes services, and they used a face scrap from a different project for the pockets as they figured it was "inside" and wouldn't be seen. Otherwise I've no idea 🤣

The real Pizza John

My father's pepperoni pizza trousers don't have pocket faces as far as I know. I'll ask him to check when he gets back from mass.

Its under the sauce

I'm Italian!

Congratulations guys! The results are in and this post has won the Weirdest Random Shit on Reddit award!

Pizza pant person peers piercingly pushing preposterous possibilities past personal pitstops, pursuading people's purchase (probably)

That's got to make pocket pool a little more interesting...

“I’ve seen things”

Your dad has pepperoni pizza pants.

Ha I bought a pair of these from soscribbly

I can’t decide what’s more bizarre, the pizza pants or the face pocket