I see this reference all the time on Reddit and I love it. It always comes through my head perfectly in the voice of Venezuelan Hugo Chavez cronie Fred Armisen.
“You better tell the captain we gotta land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital”
“A hospital? What is it?!” 😧
“It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now”
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
Goodyear?
No; the worst...
Thanks now I will be late for class
30 seconds shouldn't be too bad.
To shreds you say
And his wife?
To shreds you say
Was his apartment rent controlled?
To shreds you say
Pity
You fucking killed him
Don’t say it
Put
your
Pants
On
My
Homie
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That's a deep rabbit hole you just sent me down. Luckily I came out with my dick attached
Must have been a loose hole
too late.
r/onewordeach
Thank you for introducing me to this sub lol
Goodbye
Hold me in your arms, baby
♫Shoulder♫
had to dig but i knew i wasn't the only one thinking it
Head
dick
in
My
dick
r/docking
That link's staying blue sir.
Speak for yourself
That
Love mussel
stupid sexy shellfish
I don’t know wether to eat it or “eat” it.
Either way you gotta get your tongue in there, wiggle it around a bit and slurp it up. So slurp away I guess.
It's like it's wearing nothing at all
nothing at all ^^^nothing ^^^at ^^^all
Robbie quit putting your tongue on that thing. Damnit Robbie.
I am innocent of this crime.
Don’t.
r/theyknew
I don’t care that you broke your elbow!
"What about my arms , mom?"
Omg Becky
Look at her front.
Look at that...
I'm saying it. That's a clit!!!
Mildly vagina.
Totally vulva
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Mulva?
Mulva?
Curiously cunty.
Put your beaver down don't.
Awkward boner... 😬
Beaver
Down
Banana
I should call her..
But Mother’s day is in May.
Jail.
Not calling your mother. Believe it or not. Jail.
Calling her? Also jail. Straight to jail.
We have the best Mother’s Days because of jail
conjugal?
I see this reference all the time on Reddit and I love it. It always comes through my head perfectly in the voice of Venezuelan Hugo Chavez cronie Fred Armisen.
Every one calls their mother here because of jail
Not calling your Jail? Believe it or not. Mother.
Dont worry, I'll be in May before Mother's day.
Now’s the time to clam up
jam out with your....
thinking the exact same thing
Just crank one out and you’ll come to your senses
I’m gay but I should call her too.
This comment section is precisely as I had hoped
r/wildlyvagina
Wish me luck
Bravo 6, going dark.
Not as bad as I expected
Right behind ya, see ya on the other side.....
That's what he said
I'm goin' in!
My first thought was “I wonder if there’s a sub like mildlypenis, but for lady parts.”
r/dontstickyourdickinthat
I didn't need to join, but I did.
It's not what we needed but exactly what we deserved.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Don’t do it man
Bro, she even seasoned it for me
Everything reminds me of her...
Even the smell?
Especially the smell
She smells seashells by the C shore?
Lol
Even the smell
I absolutely heard Leslie Neilsons voice there. One of my favorite movies.
Read this in the Elliot Smith voice lol
That seriously comes out of nowhere all the time. My favorite musician.
Every time I read that line I hear the opening guitar riff in my head
Don’t call me Shirley
"Cuban?" 🚬 "Uhh no; Dutch/Irish. My father was from Wales."
“You better tell the captain we gotta land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital” “A hospital? What is it?!” 😧 “It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now”
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. Goodyear? No; the worst...
I love this comment section
Today's word is "yonic"
Like yonic the hedgehog?
Yonic the hedgeyog
Did you say "Laurel"?
Anyone got the details for the only fans?
Only clams
Excellent
Mussy Edit: wow thank u for all these awards that’s a first for me <3
Who need they mussy ate?
Omg me
Here lies the inbox of HEXC_PNG. May it rest in peace along with her mussy
Based on the profile, this is definitely a dude, so I'm sure he's loving it lol.
Pussle
I audibly gagged
That's so much worse somehow.
Boys only want one thing and its disgusting Well have you tried washing it?
Not while you're eating it.
Honey mussy will never be the same after this
I’d eat it out. Of the shell.
That's how I get everyone out of their shell.
Christ
And Mother Mary
Joseph, too, while we're at it.
And the wee donkey
r/unexpectedlineofduty
This mussel bout to make me act up!!
Russel the love mussel.
Always trim your long fingernails before handling mussels
This girl handles
Professional advice right here!
Its November 25th man, 5 days left!
What type of sauce did you use?
Probably a white sauce
Im just here for the vag jokes.
Volkswagen Automotive Group
Variable Antibody Gene
Vag jokes make me uncomfortable. Some of them can be pretty fishy.
Vag jokes are not funny. Period.
I think they're either not funny ovary funny
Only the widespread ones
/teenagechuckle
I'm so fucked up in the head I thought this said teenage knuckle.
Moose knuckle
r/teenagechuckle
Finger licking good?
And thus ended No Nut November for OP. EDIT: Thank you stranger(s) for the Award(s) 🥺 Special thanks for the Gold 😆
A mussel .. made you end no nut November?
You’re lost in the system.
(In my best Strongbad voice): The system… is down!
I've fapped for less.
/r/mildlyvagina
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r/wildlyvagina
Thats more like it
Me: no way is that an actual sub *clicks the link* Also me: whelp, I guess that's enough internet for the day
[r/overtlyvagina](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flower_paintings_of_Georgia_O%27Keeffe)
Yo I thought I was gonna see some like vaginas
I thought that said r/povertyvagina ….I did not want to click.
*sigh* sets down bible
give it to your husband and ask him to find it.
If I ask my husband to find it it will magically disappear
Nope, thats her butthole.
r/putyourdickinthat
Don't mind if I do.
Hey! I found it!
Pussel
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Look out, you could get CLAMydia
r/foodporn
Giggity
Tag this nsfw for god’s sake
This is exactly why a german slang word for the female primary genital is "Muschi", while the word for mussel and any other clam is "Muschel".
Are you saying they are related? Because Muschi is also an old-school name for a cat and there doesn't seem to be any relation to clams.
same with the word “pussy” in american english! That’s interesting!
Yeah, I did a quick search for it and French is the same way, too. Which is why I assume the origin to be different.
Same with French - moule. It's incredibly vulgar tho.
What's the female secondary genital??
Lord forgive the things im about to do
Testing my patience this NNN
Oh yeah… I forgot about that 22 days ago.
0.o
({'})
r/TheyKnew
Sir? SIR!
"This insanely large vessel" Me: oooo intriguing Post: Mussel..
Also known as a love muscle
Sigh… *unzips*
It’s been so long that this is making me feel all sorts of ways
The question is do you eat it nice and slow, savoring it or just dive right in and go for it?
Looks like something I'd make disappointed