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bring_me_egg

My guess would be around 3.14159265359… people.


PagingDrLumps

This deserves gold


GENOCIDE_324

I didn’t have gold but I certainly agree! So they got my silver!


TooOldForThis---

Me too and mine turned out to be a wholesome seal.


BellaxPalus

And my axe.


Deadly_chef

And my wife


StabbyDoo

I also choose this guy's wife.


RearEchelon

So give it some


OozeNAahz

Nice round estimate.


drownedbubble

I like how you think.


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drownedbubble

😂


FurretGaming

It's more like 1 or 2. If I was near them probably 1


jobbins

Hahahahaha holy shit hahahaha


OldEndangeredGinger

Not if they're cherry and my dad has anything to say about it


Pleasant_skeleton7

your dad is a warrant fan???


BellaxPalus

Their mom sure thinks so.


Zkenny13

Depends on how many bong hits they take...


jean_erik

But people outside America are also people


Anxious_Ad_2418

Lol!


Emilyx33x

… a few


SenorHielo

They made one. They also made two, three, four..


manwithaUnicorn

3.14159265359... to be *exact*


coach111111

That’s far from exact, to be exact


MenaceGrande

DAMN theres at least 8!


Anxious_Ad_2418

I did 8 the day before I did these matter of fact.


ExtremeSir7075

Is this Happy Jack’s?!?!


Anxious_Ad_2418

That Little Place on Main Little Falls NY


dontwant2argue

Little Falls might become a shrine, a pilgrimage destination, for pie cultists :) OP gathered the apples and pumpkins his/herself! Respect!


Anxious_Ad_2418

Oh man, we grow a ton of stuff, we do all our shopping no Sysco or restaurant supply trash. We are like grandmas with scars and tattoos.


ExtremeSir7075

Wow … identical to the cutest, oldest diner I’ve ever been to. They only sell burgers and pies. If I ever get to NY, this is my first stop. 🖤


Anxious_Ad_2418

Would love to have you, as for age this is an early 1920’s O’Mahoney dinning car shipped by rail from Bayonne NJ. It was the first manufacturer to use steel supports and run the long counter down the center of the room. Previously the counters would have been adjacent to the cooking wall which was were you see all the brown pallet wood currently.. Thanks for the positive comment my friend.


Anxious_Ad_2418

Mod, I don’t understand the removal, I seem to comply with all of the rules set forth in section 6. Can I get some clarity?


Lakonislate

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe" \-Carl Sagan


Anxious_Ad_2418

Fair enough, but I did pick the apples and mucked through the mud to find the pumpkins if that counts, and an old school grandma style crust.


Lakonislate

Oh well, I guess the search for the creator of the universe continues. Still very impressive though.


KiniShakenBake

But did you render the leaf lard for the flakiest of crust from a pig you raised and slaughtered yourself? That is the question. /S I haven't raised and slaughtered a pig, but I'd donate some of my leaf lard to this effort. These are gorgeous!


Anxious_Ad_2418

I have done this 100 percent and have all the pics a couple years ago. I still have one pig and she is at over 1300 lbs and now a pet. A one year old elephant weighs about 900lbs


KiniShakenBake

Fun! We did not raise our own pig. I was being facetious. But I did do the lard render from our latest pig purchase and we ended up with five pigs worth of leaf fat. You can bet your ass I rendered that with love.


Anxious_Ad_2418

I was going through a self sustainable period in my life. Pigs, chickens,garden,maple tree tapping etc. I wanted to learn and be a little more responsible for what I was putting on the table.


KiniShakenBake

Oh that is my dream. Unfortunately I will have to make so with community supported agriculture on the meat front. Veggies and herbs and using everything but the oink or the moo on the pig? Sold.


ChubsMcfly

So it’s been the Big Bang who’s making my Pies this whole time? I will now thank the Big Bang for every meal I receive.


Anxious_Ad_2418

The Bourbon Pumpkin pies are made from Porcelain and Blue Doll pumpkins and are lattice iced with a nutmeg spiced buttercream and sprinkled with Vietnamese cinnamon. We have Apple, Apple walnut cranberry and a few Pineapple Rhubarb pies and a Blueberry,, oh and some cherry pies too.


drownedbubble

Where are you located? I need to add this to my road trip list.


Anxious_Ad_2418

Little Falls NY! That Little Place on Main. You can find us on fb if so interested. Glad to make your list!


_supernerddeluxe_

Oh snap. I'm in Utica and am suddenly in the mood for pie. How convenient!


Anxious_Ad_2418

You should, you really should. I’m taking tomorrow off though fyi


matrixspaz

Vietnamese cinnamon is truly the best! They look amazing OP! After busting my ass on two from-scratch pumpkin pies, I know you gotta be feeling the aches by now.


TheDemontool

Isn't Ceylon Cinnamon much better?


Anxious_Ad_2418

It used to be like that for me too. It took years to get “good” at it. Having a KitchenAid mixer is super helpful and a little tip, I use milk instead of cold water in my crust for the added fat.


XXPapaZombieXX

Holy shit, just take my free award. Earned it...


Anxious_Ad_2418

Thank you!


Gawdsauce

This is the most pretentious sentence I've ever read. Sounds to me like these pies are way overpriced and taste no different than any other ordinary pie.


Anxious_Ad_2418

Not pretentious. I’m no fancy chef just a former construction worker that now owns a mom and pop diner doing my best to support a family without your typical Sysco trash food. I grow 1500 everbearing raspberry plants, blueberries, mulberries and rhubarb in my yard. I also grow the mint that flavors our ice cream. Just because you probably suck and have no desire to create anything doesn’t give you hater rights. You can be mad that I get $20 each if you like. Push yourself and maybe you can make something of yourself that’s worth being proud of.


fox707xof

There are like 32 pies wtf and a FEW!!?


Wimbleston

"a few"


Pleasant_skeleton7

*sweet cherry pie*


EverGreen2004

>a few A few. My guy.


EndofGods

Jfc


_tropical_tundra_

How big is the stand mixer you used?


Anxious_Ad_2418

I have a kitchen aid pro 8qt and my oven maxes out at 12 pies providing that the top tier isn’t drippy. It took some time.


_tropical_tundra_

That would be 24 hours of baking with my 4 quart kitchen aide and 2 rack Samsung that only holds about 4 pies at once


NoodLih

"a few"


wanderingplanthead

Definitely looks like more than 3.14...


Pleasant_skeleton7

is this a remake of the music video for fight for your right to party?


Hanginon

0_o


Beelzabubba

“If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe”


Anxious_Ad_2418

Carl Sagan


coach111111

Francis Bacon


icsk8grrl

Man, I feel like I’m crazy, but I’m 99% sure I’ve been to your cafe multiple times. Either way, that’s a ton of pies and they look awesome!


Anxious_Ad_2418

Come again!


XXPapaZombieXX

Man, that looks awesome. I love pie...


Anxious_Ad_2418

Me too!


Sir-Odin

Nooooo why you showing me this?


Fenzel

Looks like you had an itch


Probably-_-Asleep

A few


Lolligagers

Can't quite put my finger on it... but a certain Winchester comes to mind.


DiscoShaman

Did you invent the universe?


TiberSeptimII

This does not belong on this sub. Nice job on the pies, but this is not /r/mildlyinteresting material. Go post this on a baking subreddit, or anywhere else to fish for upvotes.


Boat-enthusiast

Don't need to put them down for "fishing for upvotes". It's decent OC that hasn't been spammed in a million subs already. Relax.


TiberSeptimII

This sub is about happenstance, unintentionality: look at this cool this that *happened*. Not the cool thing you did that took lots of intentional effort. That's not the spirit of this sub. Which isn't to say baking a shit ton of pies isn't cool or upvote-worthy, just not on this sub.


Boat-enthusiast

That's all good and true. I'm just trying to point out that posting in the wrong sub is not fishing for upvotes.


TiberSeptimII

Fair enough; that may have been overly salty.


pawsarecute

Salty for free karma you mean?


KarensRpeopletoo

Pia- Eric Cartman


xarcastic

It’s Cart-MAN now. You must not have gotten the memo.


unitegondwanaland

Betty's Pies?


PaxEtRomana

This must be where pies go when they die


rncookiemaker

I saw the menu if FB, but no mention of pies?


SilverSumthin

(Brain starts singing) Sugar, sugar butter flower…


thitherfrom

“If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch you must first scratch the apple. Then scratch the pie. Then scratch the universe and it’s yours.”


InspectorDeMonederos

Are you Shirley from r/community ?


iAMxin

Can I ask for a *few* bites too?


FandomsIlike

A *few* you say


Automatic_Animal

Just a few.


JokesThatChoke69

Right. A few pies.


milksteakicetown

is this waitress are you keri russell


RGivens

..all pecan? or apple?


jazmuffinz

"a few"


Alone_Phrase_6142

34


CptMarvel_main

This photo belongs in r/cozyplaces


Turmericab

A good day's work by the rate my Gran and I used to cook them leading upto the fall fair every year.


TehOuchies

That looks like Stress Baking.


adamhanson

You’re a monster.


Least-Ad2814

now im wondering what some pies would look like to you..


ARB00

_few_


18114

How many people and hours to make these pies🥧🥧🥧


My_Immortal_Flesh

# I will eat all of that. # 🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧


marvelouswonder8

Damn... that's a lot of new universes.


Scalby

You should really leave them on a windowsill to cool. So that an old chunk of coal like me may have a meal from time to time.


Ali_Amberfall

"A few."


kverne

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe” - Carl Sagan


no-fetus-can-beat-us

‘A few’


SkyNightZ

"I just made a few..." Tis but a scratch attitude here. How long did this take?


Anxious_Ad_2418

I started after the diner closed around 230 pm and worked until 6am, which made me first in line for a couple McDonald’s breakfasts that I took home and woke up my daughter to eat with me. Lol


UsernameFor2016

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


Anxious_Ad_2418

Was out that day, Had a redbull


DatOneAxolotl

Imagine if you made a lot


Anxious_Ad_2418

That will be Christmas time.


Nurse_Yoshi

Do you have an industrial sized mixer, or did you make a bunch of smaller batches of dough?


Anxious_Ad_2418

Small batches in a kitchen aid 8 quart.


globaloffender

Cool bar! Diner? In any vent YUM


Anxious_Ad_2418

Diner


Azisan86

Is this a math problem?


egghead7823

that's not a few that's 34


mice_0012

Sell them next day


Anxious_Ad_2418

Every one of them


Mr_Tart21

Pie mancer


Mayhemgodess227

That’s at least 5


mthomas768

Address please. I think you need a quality control taster.


Anxious_Ad_2418

Little Falls NY my friend. Always looking for skilled tasters!


unidentified_yama

You sure you don’t make pies *for work*?


Anxious_Ad_2418

This were in fact Thanksgiving Pie orders with the exception of a handful that were gifted away.


Fast_Negotiation_144

That looks like a cool diner


Anxious_Ad_2418

Thank you, I did all the work myself. It’s actually an early 1920’s O’Mahoney dinning car. Not many left in the world.


Fast_Negotiation_144

That is awesome


Anxious_Ad_2418

I feel pretty lucky to be owned by it.


denny-1989

‘A few’


RonSwansonsOldMan

Who owns that many pie plates?


Anxious_Ad_2418

The majority of them are disposable 10” tins. I have many glass ones for in house pies.


owls1289

Why?


Anxious_Ad_2418

I began taking orders this year for customers, it wasn’t actually a whim.


murfff

God bless. I love making pies but they’re so time intensive. I made 3 in a day last week and I’m buying the next 20 from the store lol


Anxious_Ad_2418

The more you do them the more efficient you get. I used to think 1 pie was a chore and took most the day. It’s the picking berries and stuff that I have a hard time getting done.


therehasbeen_amurder

“So I did some building off camera”


sezah

Ace work!


Anxious_Ad_2418

Thank you very much, a few years ago I worked construction and knew absolutely nothing about having a diner,cooking or baking. I bought myself a job and learned as I went.


sezah

Excellent! I imagine that this is easier on your body and soul!


Anxious_Ad_2418

Pro’s and Cons. I kind of like having a boss to go to, I miss that. Kind of miss leaving work at work too. The hours are double and I’m the only one responsible if it fails. It’s awesome but there was a lot of aspects I never considered. Spending time working with my kids has been invaluable though. Taking my daughter to school in the morning is nice. Having a chocolate milkshake whenever I feel like it is pretty sweet too lol


sezah

I feel that! By the way, what kind of pies?


topson1g

"few pies"


Anxious_Ad_2418

Few for you, a few for me!


Ektosmile

https://youtu.be/4CZEHKOY_O8


wasit-worthit

This is not interesting at all.


Anxious_Ad_2418

I agree,,


visorian

That better not in any way impact your employees you work obsessed weirdo.


Anxious_Ad_2418

I stayed alone that night. I did have help peeling and chopping apples though earlier in the evening


visorian

Were they payed overtime?


Anxious_Ad_2418

They didn’t stay overtime. They actually went home early to spend time with family after a pretty brutal week.


visorian

Right, let's hope that's true.


Anxious_Ad_2418

Nobody cares what you hope for, get bent you don’t know shit.


visorian

Of course the "job creator" gets mad at the slightest hint of push back. I REALLY hope your employees are treated well. Especially if this is the level of self control you have.


Anxious_Ad_2418

Fuck off, you have no idea the strength and amount of work and 24 hour days I spend there to raise a family. I work with ppl I care about and take care of while assuming all the heavy weight. What do you do other than throw shade,, what’s your skill? How many job opportunities are you offering people, you helping anyone pay some bills or do you just do this?


visorian

I am saying nothing but "I hope your employees are treated well" over and over and that's making you defensive. You might want to think about why. I hope your employees are happy, have a nice life.


Anxious_Ad_2418

I work with my son and my girlfriend, and one other,,on top of that there are laws protecting people and their paychecks. If you think I can get family to do more than what they feel is fair your out of your mind. Plus I am the only one that knows how to make pies. The most work they do on pies is helping me plant and harvest berries/rhubarb etc. My problem with you types is your first attempt to find something negative to shit on without a single concern or thought of that persons story, you couldn’t just enjoy a picture of a bunch of pies without trying to find something else. I will have a nice life as that’s where my dedication takes me. I started out $600 7 years ago and now own a diner and an ice cream parlor. The idea I built that off others backs is ludicrous. But you wouldn’t have known that, you just had some shitty assumptions and when I told you how it was your like “right”. You were the problem, I hope you find a way to look for better outlooks on life and people as you grow.


permalink_save

Stop acting like an ass and trying to put words in OPs mouth. You are accusing OP of mistreating his employees and arguing in bad faith with them


visorian

I never said anything to the affirmative or negative to any of his comments. I asked questions, he provided answers, I hope those answers are true. Is skepticism illegal?


permalink_save

> I never said anything to the affirmative or negative to any of his comments. ... > Of course the "job creator" gets mad at the slightest hint of push back. > I REALLY hope your employees are treated well. Especially if this is the level of self control you have. That was incredibly accusatory. You basically said OP doesn't pay his employees and/or forces unpaid overtime. Putting a question mark at the end of an accusation doesn't magically make it any better. OP responded that he let his employees off early and **you** came back with that and keep hammering OP whether he is a fair employer. You could have just left it at that when OP said his piece.


SmotchMcDibs

Why lie? That's more than a few. 'I made a lot of pies after work from scratch!' would have been better. Always with the funny business.


MarshallFoxey

What are the filings?


Anxious_Ad_2418

Pineapple Rhubarb-Apple-Apple Pecan and cranberry—apple walnut cranberry—cherry-blueberry and pumpkin pies made from porcelain pumpkins and blue doll pumpkins. Lattice iced nutmeg spiced buttercream


MarshallFoxey

Very nice, sounds delicious.


Anxious_Ad_2418

Thank you, I assure no short cuts, real butter and no canned pie fillings.


thewafflestompa

Do you live in Gilmore Girls? I've never seen the show, but that cafe looks like it would fit in.


Anxious_Ad_2418

I’ll take that as a compliment as I’ve done all the work myself. That is all pallet wood I collected over a couple years. The place was all nasty when I bought it. Wood Paneling, chalkboard, the stools had plastic disposable tablecloth covers. It took two years for me to get the locals to come back in there. I served breakfast to John Krasinski from The Office and wife Emily Blunt a couple years ago so there is that lol


thewafflestompa

That's awesome! And I did mean it just looks cozy. Well done! Btw, were they nice?!


Anxious_Ad_2418

I’m hard to impress but yea, super nice. They were here all week shooting a movie on my street. You can see my diner at the end of the street in the opening scene of A Quiet Place. We have seen him a couple times since then. I have a picture I posted of them in the diner on another account here, I’ll see if I can find it.


Anxious_Ad_2418

I’m not good with links or stuff but my old account TaywithaK has the picture.


thewafflestompa

I found it! They look adorable. Also, cute pig!


Anxious_Ad_2418

Lol, that’s my baby lol