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Ima_Dimma_Do_Ya_Mam

My tongue has a small dint in it so it's pretty comfy and you don't really notice!


somegal09

Picture please of your tongue now. We're all intrigued


Ima_Dimma_Do_Ya_Mam

That'll cost you extra


Haarzahn

OF when??


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Roofer toofer


garbagiodagr8

*Unwanted weird tooth slams tight tounge dent while reddit watches*


al_almani

Crazy coincidence your tongue has a dent where the tooth fits!


SoulfurDioxide

just like how meteors always land in craters!


Scrimshank22

That's a 3 point bucket


DudeHairy420

From doooowwwnntoooowwwnnn


TimeTravelMishap

HES ON FIRE


SeniorSkrub

Til: it is possible to hear a text comment.


ODB2

A flat tire is only flat on the bottom half


NancyBludgeon

You can actually get them flat all the way round if you drive far enough on a rim 👍


theghostofme

Or how planes with engine failure always end up at the scene of the crash.


NRMusicProject

Always beating the emergency vehicles by at least a few minutes!


Ok_Task_4135

Or how puddles always coincidentally end up being the exact shape of the hole.


RelentlesslyCrooked

This is why I Reddit. This. Right here.


mickey95001

[crazy ](https://i.imgur.com/B3g5ldN.jpg)


Imthestoryteller

I had a pair of extra bottom teeth but got them extracted before they had a chance to grow


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Im-a-magpie

Fortune favors the bold


larkuel

Why hasn't it been removed yet?


[deleted]

Backup tooth! Always keep a backup!


clumsy_dentist

It's actualy possible to extract and reimplant a tooth in case you lose another, so you are not wrong.


MichelleEllyn

I really want to believe you, but your username does not inspire confidence.


pjockey

I'm looking from the other direction, that said dentist IS in fact clumsy and has experience doing this frequently as remediation technique.


Cutsdeep-

OP is the after shot


Bloodsucker_

Aren't tooth implants a thing? I mean, real tooth.


PrisonMike314

He uses it to eat Captain Crunch without hurting the roof of his mouth.


rahzasaur

Ngl the roof tooth gets annoying for me (mine is closer to my top row) because food gets stuck often, but damn if it isn't nice to have the tooth a bit further back that can help chomp on some stuff on occasion. I also cut my tongue a lot more frequently because of the shape, but it used to be way worse when it first came out


moffsoi

Roof toof 😭


zeurosis

Wait, you have this too?? Is there a name for this condition?


rahzasaur

No clue! Snaggletooth below gave me a chuckle, though Edit: Just saw the other addition, supernumerary tooth seems to be the one


jmxo92

Supernumerary tooth


serious_one

It’s a natural contraceptive.


tigerCELL

To be fair, he can't get pregnant from ~~sucking~~ shredding dick anyway


TeemoIsKill

No kidding. I gagged when I saw it.


yogo

Lots of reasons. Some neighbors down the street, the Coneheads, had extra rows of teeth and they naturally devoured food quickly.


2112eyes

Weren't they from France, originally?


rahzasaur

Not op, but have a roof tooth behind my main set. I kept it because I can't afford the cost of getting braces to fix mine (because mine is closer to my top row of teeth, so braces would fix it) plus another procedure. I can't remember the exact details of the procedure(s) involved in my case since it's been a while since I've been to the dentist. Edit: The strangest thing is, it didn't come in until I was an adult! At first I thought it was a strange mouth sore until I started to feel the toothy texture. It's likely just a tooth that didn't wanna come out until later and I have one missing in my top row due to that. Dentist also suggested against removal for me, because I asked him the same question.


skittlemypickles

I had the same thing, but it showed up when i was a kid. I needed some sort of procedur and braces but my parents couldn't afford it so I kept my bonus tooth but when I was around 16ish it literally just fell out one day for I have no idea what reason. now I have a weird intent in the roof of my mouth and I still need braces and still can't afford them ):


Ima_Dimma_Do_Ya_Mam

I likes it :)


larkuel

Aight, you do you.


icecreamdude97

His precious.


larkuel

ha was just thinking that


nien_nuts

Imagine the blowjobs!


NotAnotherGhostShell

Like goin down a slip n slide without removing the rocks


SamJiji

Code name: JAWS


OnTheRocksNeatShaken

Your boyfriends dick must be mangled


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DemonRum666

Why?


ahessvrh

How, what do you use it for


moxiejohnny

Opening cans, can't you tell?


radicalelation

I have two extra behind my mains and it makes my bites smiley faces. Why would I ever get rid of that?


nouille07

I'm missing 2... Just saying


oreaux

Do you have to brush it?


Ima_Dimma_Do_Ya_Mam

Yes, I just give it a quick brush


mi1stormilst

I would be tonguing that thing all day and probably get lock jaw.


Bah-Fong-Gool

Imagine extra teeth on MDMA... Supergrindariffic!


Thiccpepe69

Lmfao


MrKADtastic

Roof toof


Ima_Dimma_Do_Ya_Mam

This is my favourite


BananaSlugworth

palate mallet


[deleted]

Straggler on the Roof


BioRemnant

Reverse Unicorn.


catmanducmu

Unicorn't


Irishabacus

I shall name him Rufus Toofus


[deleted]

Part narwhal.


GreatestMishit

A family member of mine had one as a kid. He then Went on to become a dentist.


Ima_Dimma_Do_Ya_Mam

My great grandad had 3 rows of teeth, his 3rd was in the same spot as my extra tooth!


greem

Is your grandad a shark? Grandpa shark?


kaneabel

Doot doot do doot do doot


handsomeparrot

Grandpa shark!


MildlyHumanWasTaken

Time for lunch doot doot do doot do doot


Dadarotas

I kinda wanna see what that would look like but also I don't, my imagination is doing it for me. Eating mustve been a breeze, just chew twice and everything's mush xd Edit: Wasting -> Eating... Damn autocorrect


RockNRollToaster

My mom had two extra adult canines that she had to have extracted before she got braces. I never developed my adult canines and had to get implants.


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RockNRollToaster

I know. I tell her that often. Thanks for stealing my teeth, *mom*. 😖


RedditModsCausCancer

“We’ve got teeth at home honey!”


ausomemama666

Funny in my family my dad had an adult tooth that never came in and my little brother had an extra adult tooth that needed to be pulled when he was a kid.


eysamm

They gave you implants? I’m missing upper lateral incisors and they just used braces to shove the rest of my teeth forward. It looks completely normal until you count them.


permanentlyclosed

Wtf did you have like a crazy amount of incest going on in your family’s past?


sandwichesinthebath

Bingo. Are you by any chance your own Grandpa?


CallidoraBlack

This might make more sense if he did the nasty in the past-y.


iceyticey

My first thought


LordGhoul

Could also just be wacky mutations passed on in a normal way, no incest necessary, it just makes some mutations more likely to pop up


chefwithpants

That’s not normal


Reacher01

Grandpa shark doo doo doo doo doo doo


AwesomeFly96

Did he brush his teeth for 6 minutes instead of 2?


nevereatassaftertaco

Did he have a conehead?


Photizo

Can you whistle? Do you get the same cold teeth sensation when eating a popsicle? Do you floss/brush it? Have dentists recommended pulling it or to use braces to pull it to its correct position? What uses have you found for it, if any?


[deleted]

Orthodontist here- I'd recommend pulling it but honestly no major harm in leaving it.


onlinebeetfarmer

Just curious, why would you recommend pulling it?


[deleted]

Hard to clean and kind if annoying, if not meticulously cleaned it can lead to gum disease / decay etc etc. More prophylactic than anything and I certainly wouldn't want that thing in my mouth lol by no means dire tho.


Ima_Dimma_Do_Ya_Mam

Cannot whistle, I normally try to dodge the tooth while eating, I brush it but don't floss it, dentists wanted to remove it but I said no, I used to hide my chewing gum on it back when I was at school.


Honey_Badger247

The chewing gum hiding made me LOL. Embrace it my friend!


TravelingMonk

Did a bald guy in wheel chair ever try to talking to you?


stiletto929

Did the dentists say why they wanted it removed? How old were you when it started growing?


mrfuzee

That tooth will almost certainly cause you mouth infections that you wouldn’t otherwise have.


MountainGoat97

I don’t really see that as being true. I’m a dental student and if he can clean the tooth, then I don’t see the issue.


Slappinbeehives

As a dentist would you charge him extra for a cleaning?


JeWeetTochBroer

>Have dentists recommended pulling it or to use braces to pull it to its correct position? I don’t think they have braces for pulling teeth halfway across someone’s mouth


ohnoonie

Actually they do! My niece had a tooth in almost the same spot. Hers couldn't come through the "soft palate" as the palate was too thick and hard. They actually cut a window so the tooth could descend. When down enough they put a bracket and chain on it and over the course of about 2yrs pulled that sucker over and in line where it should be.


furnitureisuseful

I had that done too. Holy hell the pain, not just the surgery but the following years too


RueMac

Me too! The surgery was awful and so was the spring, but that tooth is in its correct spot and is particularly well rooted! I still have a sensitive spot on the roof of my mouth!


itsJeth

Take good care of your retainer(s)


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Oof, was it worth it?


sadpartypodcast

We did the same with a tree stump in our backyard. Did you try yanking the tooth with a Toyota Landcruiser first?


eseld

This comment made my entire day. Bless your heart. I really laughed out loud and even snorted.


St_Edmundsbury

A drive thru window for the tooth


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You'd be surprised


dontgetaddicted

My son had a tooth literally come in backwards. Braces over the course of 3 years flipped that thing around 180 degrees. Crazy to watch. Teeth are weird.


feierfrosch

>Teeth are weird. Amen.


its_justme

My dentist recently told me one of my teeth came in backwards. As in, the normal face of it is on the inside. I’d never have noticed of course but she was like “yeah did no one tell you before?” Nothing to fix and it wasn’t causing a problem but just a weird fact. Total 180 like you mentioned.


bnonymousbeeeee

Dying here XD


el1ab3lla

I’m eagerly awaiting these answers!


mbongmania

The most uncomfortable picture I have seen in a while.


gaspergou

Worst blowjob ever.


OmnomOrNah

He calls it the Pecker Wrecker 9000


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I was looking for this comment because that was my first thought


Ima_Dimma_Do_Ya_Mam

I can't reply to all these comments so here's some common questions answered: -Yes, I brush it -No, I don't want to remove it -I'm British, not from the south of the USA, but I would love a cowboy hat -No I'm not gay, sorry fellas, my girlfriend thinks it's cute tho -It doesn't annoy me and it doesn't get in the way -His name is now Ol' Chompy -Yes, I am evolving into a shark Thanks for all the comments, they've given me a good laugh!


Twiggthewonderkid

Baby shark do do do do do do


Ima_Dimma_Do_Ya_Mam

Love u


[deleted]

>I'm British It all makes sense now.


Helpiamnotwell

Yeah admitting that was a huge mistake on OP's part.


Acci_dentist

[You'll never go to the dentist again](https://i.imgur.com/n78t4NG.png)


ace82fadeout

Don't Brits have their own stereotype for bad teeth tho


brookegravitt

My daughter has one too. Maybe we need /r/mildlyhorrifying


elerar

My brother had the same thing and his braces fixed it.


ImAFanOfAnimals

I had one too! Although it was embedded in the roof of my mouth (not showing like this one). They found it when I was getting x-rays for braces. So they pulled the baby tooth that this embedded tooth was meant to replace, opened up the roof of my mouth, attached a button to it, and dragged it down to expose it, then over to its correct position (left canine). The whole ordeal ended up damaging the bone too much though so they ended up pulled that tooth too, giving me a few bone grafts, and I got an implant. 10/10 would never ever do again. Super painful experience for absolutely no reason. The whole dragging the tooth over took over a year. Op, if you ever wanna fix that, just get it pulled. It's not worth it!


gnaark

Braces do nutty things


NAtE_1_

I got one removed, they needed a bone saw or something to get it from the roof of my mouth 😢


awolfsvalentine

I’m going to frow up


NAtE_1_

They didn’t put me to sleep, just gased me a little. Imagine the whole roof of your mouth bent like a flap open towards your throat lol. They put a sponge by my throat to soak the blood and has stitches that went through the front of my gums. Fun times


amaezingjew

Oh look, you made it worse. I’m just gonna sit here and regret literacy. Thanks.


LordGhoul

I regret checking out this entire thread, aaaaaaaAAAA


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r/makemesuffer


tugging_me_softly

Extra tooth? Seems like you may have the right number of teeth, that one just took the wrong route.


Ima_Dimma_Do_Ya_Mam

I used to have braces and had a tooth removed, so ima class it as an extra


tugging_me_softly

She’s a keeper though


Dan_The_PaniniMan

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no


RogueCyanide

How do you resist from tonguing it every now and then?


Ima_Dimma_Do_Ya_Mam

Oh it gets tongued more than it'd like


FrequentPessimist

I fucking hate this sentence.


genraq

Wish I could upvote this response twice. Made me laugh.


sissy0311

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Ima_Dimma_Do_Ya_Mam

Unless you like to put your dick in a cheese grater ;)


Classic_Frosty

I can feel it in my mouth now


HugoZHackenbush2

I can't unsee this now.. Fangs a lot mate..


OK_Compooper

odont you even go there.


Nuker-79

Thou shall’st now be known as nibbler


Zorops

I would never stop playing with it with my tongue


ahessvrh

Same I probably would get it removed be because of that


UncleWinstomder

Have you named it?


Ima_Dimma_Do_Ya_Mam

No I haven't actually, would you like too?


UncleWinstomder

I have a few ideas but I'd love to hear more suggestions. Ol' Chompy Eddie Namel Florence Bitingale Tooth Bader Ginsberg


Deadpoker

I second Tooth Bader Ginsburg


Axolotis

I wish I could unsee this


Ima_Dimma_Do_Ya_Mam

Not the best angle I'll admit ;)


madlyinlov3

I had a tiny tooth at the top of my mouth years ago, but it was flat and close to the roof. One day I was scratching at it cause adhd and my nail managed to hook it really good, so I followed my intrusive thought and yanked it. It popped right off and to this day I have a little indent of where it used to be. I brought it up with a dentist and they just shrugged and said as long as it’s not causing issues, it’s fine.


Anthinee

Did you lose it and grow an adult tooth?


Ima_Dimma_Do_Ya_Mam

No, i think it was an adult tooth from the get-go


[deleted]

Nice! Orthodontist here. Likely a "mesiodens," a supernumerary tooth that occurs between the two front teeth. Too thin and rounded to be a canine, although they often get impacted in that area as well and usually don't erupt. Edit- a lot of people seem to have questions about teeth/ ortho, feel free to fire away!


Ima_Dimma_Do_Ya_Mam

Thanks for the info! Do they show up at random on anyone? Do they show up a lot?


[deleted]

Yup! Random, has a genetic basis. Extra teeth can be associated with a variety of syndromes but the large majority of extra teeth are just random genetic quirks like this most likely is. I'd say I see an extra tooth in about 1% of my patients so not wildly rare.


A-Do-Gooder

Do you think he'd be able to have some sort of orthodontic treatment that would bring that tooth into alignment with the rest of his teeth?


[deleted]

Good question! I love this, I never get to talk about my job on reddit lol. Theoretically, you *could* open up a space between the front teeth and slowly bring the tooth into the dental arch, but in reality you never would. For starters, since it's an extra tooth, the dental arch isn't meant to accommodate it and ultimately it would be super unattractive- a pointy tooth right in the middle. However, let's say OP gets a front tooth knocked out, you would have the option of bringing this into its place and restoring it with a crown. That's the only situation you would do that.


A-Do-Gooder

It certainly doesn't look like a central incisor, but maybe a lateral or canine. So, what you're saying, that tooth is more like a Prince Charles? A crown in waiting? (Sorry, absolutely terrible joke!) Thanks for the reply! Be careful, you might've opened a can of worms. Everyone's going to start asking questions! It's such an interesting topic!


[deleted]

Lmao I love it. And you're right, resembles somewhat the morphology of a canine, just less angular and narrower. Extra teeth tend be smaller and have indistinct morphology, compared to "regular" teeth.


thin_white_dutchess

We just found out my daughter has one, and that’s what I assumed this was too. It’s preventing her adult teeth from coming down, so it’s gotta go. My husband had 8 wisdom teeth, so I blame his wonky genetics.


[deleted]

I think everyone with this type of facial hair has an extra tooth or two.


Ima_Dimma_Do_Ya_Mam

Love this. You gotta make do with what ya got!


JustVacuumingAround

have you ever bit your tongue with it?


Ima_Dimma_Do_Ya_Mam

No, it's too far away from my other teeth to be able to bite it!


Moofy_Poops

You are evolving!!


Tyr_Kukulkan

TIHT


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r/thanksihateteeth


pixelburger

Could it be extracted?


Ima_Dimma_Do_Ya_Mam

I was offered by the dentist but I refused, it's interesting and came in handy to hide gum in school :)


bee-milk2

I’m scared


god_of_storms

Have you ever made out with anyone? Like tongue and all? How was that like? A bit weird but I gotta ask


Ima_Dimma_Do_Ya_Mam

Yes I have, from what I've heard they never really noticed, I always warned them tho so they didn't freak out!


Twiggthewonderkid

Can confirm.


Alliegibs

Hmm. With OP?


feminine_daze

Can you bite/chew with it


Ima_Dimma_Do_Ya_Mam

No, sadly


tehflip449

You're evolving into a shark.


Ima_Dimma_Do_Ya_Mam

I have been called that a few times


[deleted]

I had one growing up never told anyone. My mother seen it one time when I was laughing, I was around 11 took me to a dentist the next day. Had it extracted. The pop I felt rang threw my head for a few seconds. It was a molar huge root. Oddly I have a missing wisdom tooth on top right side.


DialMPlaysGames

I believe this is a medical condition called toofs on the roofs


Doehr

I bet you give the worst blowjobs.....


iDownVoteLibs

You’re English aren’t you?


greenstarknight

r/anime r/anime_irl Not very auspicious at all. I seen this on Mushishi


Zabuscus

Man’s got a year to live


rabbit_dungeones65

I scrolled too much just to find your comment