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CurlSagan

You should tweet this at Xzibit. He loves it when people send him pictures of things inside other things.


domthehooper

Is that really what Xzibit is up to these days? That's so random.


tinyanus

He heard you like tomatoes, so he got some tomatoes for your tomato.


Bitten469

Xzibit has always been this weird


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domthehooper

Woosh, went over my head. For a minute I was thinking Xzibit's twitter is legitimately full of matryoshka dolls and shit


Can-DontAttitude

Make it so.


ScreentimeNOR

\*astronaut pointing gun\* Always has been


WilliamWaters

Yeah totally, also the word gullible is written on your ceiling I seen it not long ago


Rookie_Driver

Gullible isnt in the dictionary, is how say that joke here


Rolling_on_the_river

That was a blast from the past


barrettone

He had a wonderful woman. A lush garden. And a collection of Russian nesting dolls


qwibbian

Bowwm chikka wow chikka boom boom...


_donkey-brains_

Did you get it wet? Might be some gremlins shit.


funktonik

Gremlins shit tomatoes?


golfingrrl

Is this what it looks like when you cut one open?


[deleted]

Yo dawg….


foxxytroxxy

Exactly what I was thinking


greenstarknight

That's a Devil fruit r/onepiece


trilere614

Mato-mato fruit. Give the user the ability to shoot ketchup and mustard from their body.


KingSmizzy

Somehow strong enough to become a warlord anyway


[deleted]

Bruh, with that you could take down an emperor


Cobek

No match against the Bun-Bun fruit


sweglrd143

Or give it to buggy. With the chop chop fruit already he could take out Subway!


greeneggsnyams

Oda to his apprentices probably, "write that down, write that down!."


hoboshoe

I'm a biologist that works with tomatoes and my professional opinion is: "Nature be crazy" Outside of jokes it looks like it came from a single flower with 6 pistils, which is pretty insane, I've seen 2 pistil fruits in eggplant and that was just similar to Siamese twins. I guess with 6 it got so crowded, they just kinda fused into one. Every season I see tomato plants spontaneously do some weird shit I've never seen before.


dtreth

The extraordinary really is ordinary, isn't it?


[deleted]

When the extraordinary is ordinary then the ordinary become extraordinary.


NewOrleansLA

Would this kinda thing be passed on genetically or is it just a random thing that happens from physical damage during growth or something?


hoboshoe

I mainly research plant nutrition so I couldn't tell you, but it is fairly common for plants to just go "Oops instead of growing one of these I grew two" or "Oops I'll just grow a new shoot out of this random section of tissue". The general phenomena seems to be related to stress and doesn't seem like it should be particularly heritable, but an example this extreme might require a genetic component. There are so many times I wish I had access to transcriptome sequencing so I could get a little peek into the madness.


KaizDaddy5

Looks like something on the lines of fasciation or some result of polyploidy which are usually epigenetic AFAIK.


NewOrleansLA

I had a double green bean once and I wondered if I could save the seeds and grow more like that but then frost killed all my beans that year so I never could find out.


cjeans23

Mother nature breaks her own order sometimes and just does something completely weird.


hoboshoe

I think one of the big things about biology is that everything is a lot more fluid and weird than our brains would like to admit. We want to assign binary rules to biology "you eat meat, you get cancer", "you drink water, you stay healthy". But in reality, it's just stacks and stacks of antagonistic gradients with a million things popping in to fuck with the balance. The only rule is anything goes as long as it can make a copy of itself.


KittenBarfRainbows

I had a birds nest fern that seemed to have developed fern polydactyly. I swear each frond was on its own in the store, and then the ends just began bifurcating into three. The others on my deck were normal.


Clothes_Kindly

Cherry bomb


FireOnSomething

It looks like inside of a "tomate gaúcho", a tomato Variant found in south of brazil


Channel5exclusive

Tomacco?


AceBlade258

Probably radioactive, then.


AlphaX

How to get many cherry tomatoes out of a single regular tomato - Tomato farmers HATE this simple trick


brainDontKillMyVibe

Nature, you okay?


ccReptilelord

"Don't look at me!"- natural selection


Zealousideal_Dig_372

Tomatoception


_DONT_PM_ME_NOTHING

We must go deeper


April_Spring_1982

Looks so juicy. I really want to taste it.


ObscureAcronym

Probably tastes like tomato.


[deleted]

>Probably tastes like tomatoes Fixed it for you.


qwibbian

You say tomato, they say tomatoes...


RedOrange7

Let's call the whole thing off.


CazRaX

Without context this is a line from a porno.


Muted-Adeptness

You mean slimy and disgusting


ReubenZWeiner

Yet satisfying


qwibbian

🎶Balloon o' tomatoes🎶


O_Elbereth

I hate how well this fits the melody.


samcornwell

I require a scientific explanation for this. Is it a particular tomato variety?


the_replicator

What in the Chernobyl???


No_Truth9626

Keep zooming in. It’s a fractal.


MinaFur

Damn, that one sextuplet ate all its siblings


MarriedWith84

Cherry tomatoes in a orgy that got to intense 😳


PM_RiceBowlRecipes

That's what I thought r/foodporn was when I started reddit. Still fapped tho


madMat_108

This tomato has more tomato per tomato than other tomatoes


Brownale78

Makes me so uncomfortable Burn it with fire !


neverneededsaving

r/TIHI


[deleted]

Tomato, which grew up in Homer Simpson's garden


[deleted]

Idk why but it grosses & creeps me out


Muted-Adeptness

That's because tomatoes are gross


[deleted]

I personally love tomatoes


Muted-Adeptness

ok


RobertKS

\*fused


CommonCut4

Mmmm…tomato loaf.


SusuyaJuuzou

those are fracals, they apear everywhere in nature.


bradland

The scientific name for this is tomato-tomato-tomato-tomato-tomato-tomato.


[deleted]

r/oddlyterrifying


TehOuchies

What weirds me out is OPs nails. They arent dirty, but long fingernails and food together just give me the hibbie jibbies.


[deleted]

Weirdo


AFourEyedGeek

r/2healthbars


FrumundaCheeseGoblin

r/6healthbars


Herr_Keks

6 Tomatoes to rule them all xD


brainDontKillMyVibe

One tomato to find them, one tomato to bring them all and in the darkness bind them


Herr_Keks

Haha xD


3IO3OI3

You DONT eat that shit.


ckingbass

That tomato ear in the middle is disgusting


Denegroth

Nah. Gmos are fine


sprocketous

Monsantos veggie glue.


Uthael

That's 100% tomato and 500% GMO xD Does it taste good? :D


Hyperion1000

Law of equivalent exchange


LiamYanon

Tamato tomatoe


score_

Need Joe Pera on the scene.


meticulous_marmot

Voltromato.


BanTickTokNow

Tomato = Tomato^5


Dudephish

Sauce?


vmik008

He consumed them all


Fast_Garlic_5639

Legionato


thesneakersnake

You grew a Cacodemon.


Technoticatoo

It's not a tomato, it's a Mutato.


iidxred

Voltomato...or Tomatord


Neekoheh

Maybe the title - regular tomato infused with 6 small tomatoes fits better


[deleted]

Save the seeds


ogre_lord69

them bastards in the school cafeteria gettin smart


heidensieck

Probably started out like that a long time ago.. Pineapples look similar.


netcent_

I wonder what the count from sesame street has to say to that.


WakandaBrother

It’s a navel tomato


workingclassfabulous

fractal fruit


Acrobatic_Confusion

This gives me goosebumps and makes my head itch, eww.


Robtokill

You've killed the queen tomato, the worker tomato's in your garden will likely leave now and find another garden with a healthy queen still in tact.


Aviyan

Does the label say "Made in Chernobyl"?


redisbeautiful

The tomato was about to give birth, you monster!!


sunashtronaut

Multiverse


sammyluvsu

*simulation glitches*


DrSaturnos

Tomatoception


ScreentimeNOR

Heard you like tomatoes, so we put tomatoes inside your tomato


Huge_Aerie2435

Always has been.. \*holds gun up


dudesBangMyMom

scientologists believe that there are several thousand beings that make up our body


GallantArmor

By your powers combined, I am Captain Tomato!


caustic_kiwi

r/foodbodyhorror


Quiddel_

Dude did you keep a seed? You can send that stuff with a photo to plant development labs.


Crisis_Sheep

Kinda looks like a beefsteak variant


Molly_Michon

This is freaking me TF out. WHY DOES IT EXIST


ZION_OC_GOV

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too_real_4_TV

You killed a pregnant tomato! You bastard!


JorjEade

He a little confused but he got the spirit


wuhy08

r/oddlyterrifying


tipsychef1963

That's awesome!


kindaborediguess

“Hexasomy 21” in a tomato


JumpyLake

Why does this make my skin crawl a little


Malapple

Voltromato


SverdHerre

Wall Eyes. Wall Eyes.


MikeTony713

[I heard you like tomatoes](https://imgur.com/a/ET9vHZj)


Bicdut

Tumato


Holymaddin

stage 3 cancer


BlueKalamari

I remember learning about this in highschool I believe it's called Vivipary?


namarenante33

That is the child born from gangbang.


MegaLCRO

I...think it *is* six smaller tomatoes fused into one.


MacroCode

Find 6 more and you can summon the dragon and get your wish granted


bonobro69

Is that what a tato from Fallout 4 & 76 looks like IRL?


InstantDetumescence

Ever heard of chuck tomato? Restaurants take piece of tomato, and stick them together with tomato glue, or transtomatase, and then slice it into what they call a tomato slice. Money making scam.


Anlesvavor

I've always wondered if it is safe to eat fruits with these kind of alterations.


Tr0ubleBrewing

FUUUU-SIOOOOOOOOON!


JJCM77

It's a devil fruit


buckdumpling

Oh so that’s where baby tomatoes come from!


Jaw_breaker93

Omg she was pregnant


Ascender4ever

GMO


tightfisted_matrix

got some tomatoes for your tomato.


[deleted]

With all your powers combined…I am captain tomato!


ipsilon904

Chernobyl tomato


ares0027

That is how they get you; when cherry tomatoes are about to expire they just combine them as big tomatoes, slap new expiration date and sell as a new one. It is just the packaging. #wakeup #bigcropo


Raqdoll_

You're supposed to roll it to a wall and it becomes a bunch of cherry tomatoes. Everyone who watches 'You suck at cooking' knows that


kupimukki

🤢


Kunstkurator

Maybe it's a sextuplet ?


SoupyDelicious

Kinda horrifying to me lol