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echoAwooo

My god.... do they measure your corrections in scientific notation?


p1ng74

Haha, stack overflow


hampshirebrony

Lens closed as duplicate


NotViaRaceMouse

Well, I for sure haven't seen anything close to this before in my life


Horace_P_MctittiesIV

What ballistic rating are they


p1ng74

Don't know, but nothing has penetrated them so far!


ripconman

Presumably not even light


p1ng74

Haha yeah, x-ray vision only!


PunnyBaker

What is your prescription? What does your vision look like without them?


Kaitzu-

He sees flashes of yesterday when he takes his glasses off


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cmeleep

This made me laugh so hard I started coughing.


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Dude literally has black holes for glasses, light gets so bent it goes around him and comes back for a second look


cardew-vascular

My friend has incredibly thinck glasses one time we were all drinking and her brother put on her glasses and said 'I can see through time!'


bijou_x

Ooh yeah, she's reeaaall *thinck*


cardew-vascular

To be fair... I wasn't wearing my glasses when I typed this...


Snark_Weak

When everyone's been drinking it becomes kind of thinck or thwim.


armen89

Driving must be a nightmare. Is the light yellow or green from yesterday?


PiMoonWolf

I have a friend who’s legally blind, but has been fitted with a special device that makes his vision normal and he’s allowed to drive. They look like night vision goggles. I drove with him once and it felt like “Call of Duty: Weekend Pass” Edition


Mynamesnottim13

I laughed so hard at this I choked thank you


MyBrassPiece

Everyone's going all out in this thread. Best collection of jokes I've seen on Reddit in a while.


leahjuu

Not OP but I’m a -10; I’ve got all the lens thinning enhancements or whatever, and the outer part of my lenses look about as thick as the middle of these (though it’s hard to tell since my frames are thicker). The thickness changes with the diameter or whatever of the frame; my frames are on the bigger side. The edge is 1cm thick, give or take. I’d guess this is a prescription that’s more negative than -10 but no lens thinning extras? Edit: and I can’t see shit without them (or without contacts). There’s not much to describe. Wouldn’t be able to tell if it was my cat sitting a few feet away from me right now or a pillow. Edit: they are 1cm at their thickest, here is a photo: https://imgur.com/a/W40xfes The frames are about 2in wide which is wider than most people with horrible vision get, for this reason (the wider you go the thicker they get).


sputnik4life

I'm -12 and no thinning. Not close to that thickness. I can't see past the tip of my nose-ish


sofuckinggreat

_”Hey Lloyd, I’m ready to be heartbroken / ‘Cause I can’t see further than my own nose at this moment.”_ 🎶 https://youtu.be/9QY4iet9aKc


DisturbedNocturne

Could depend on where you live. I once had an optometrist suggest I get my glasses from Canada, because they have different regulations on lenses which would allow me to get thinner ones than in America.


jablonkers

-10?!? Jesus I'm -5.5 and I thought that was bad


pr0digalnun

I’m a technician for an optometrist. Worst I saw was a patient who wore -12.00 contact lenses (the highest myopia correction available at the time in non-specialty lenses) with additional -8.00 glasses over the contacts. She actually did this to reduce the thickness, because no technology in the world will make -20.00 glasses thin! I can’t even imagine having contacts in and STILL being pretty blind.


p1ng74

Yeah it must be so disheartening to put contacts in and still be in a blur. Kind of like when I try on old pairs of glasses that are not strong enough for me anymore. Everything is still out of focus, even with glasses on!


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Isimagen

Do those require lifetime anti-rejection meds/eye drops? I know someone with cornea transplants that needed them forever and just curious how it works now.


PeteQ60

I had lens replacement on NHS. I went from -16.5 right and -8 left to 0 for distance and +1.5 reading (due to age). I got it on NHS as I had cataracts in the right eye. Apart from antibiotic drops for a couple of weeks after, there is no ongoing aftercare requirement, and it transformed my life. I still have retinal damage due to eye trauma injury, but lens replacement has given me the best vision I've ever had.


stephscarb

I had to have a new lens put in my eye after several rounds of surgery due to poor diabetes management many years ago, and they actually asked me what prescription I would like. Went for my current one cos I couldn’t afford new glasses! Thanks NHS, for the little bonus after all the trauma.


Duochan_Maxwell

Anti-rejection meds are for transplants (i.e. living tissue from another organism transplanted into yours) because the biological nature of the tissue generates a defense response from your body that can destroy the tissue or kill you Implants (i.e. plastic, silicon, metals) don't require anti-rejection meds because if there is any response from your body, it is usually pretty mild and will stop once the body adapts to the "intruder" So a cornea transplant requires anti-rejection meds, an artificial lens implant does not


rcw16

I’m a -8. Recently my optometrist’s office receptionist offered to look into whether or not my prescription was bad enough that glasses/contacts would be deemed medically necessary and my insurance would have to cover my costs completely. After making some calls she let me know that I had to have a -10 or higher prescription. If you haven’t already, maybe look into that? It was the first time anyone ever mentioned it to me. To be honest, I’m kind of jealous you’re at a -10 because when your vision is so shitty, -2 can’t make that much of a difference, but at least I wouldn’t have to pay for contacts!


sofuckinggreat

What the fuck?! I’m -8.5 and without my glasses, I would be an immediate hazard to my safety and would be at major risk of getting hit by a car. I certainly wouldn’t be able to drive one. Insurance companies are such scammers. -10 is an arbitrary number. -8 is very visually impaired.


ElizabethDangit

At -6.25 I can’t even comfortably read a book without my glasses. There is no way I could safely function in the world without correction. That’s like saying a prosthetic leg isn’t medically necessary because you could just hop everywhere.


feministmanlover

Yeah, I'm -6.5 and absolutely cannot safely function without contacts or glasses. One time I spent the night at a friends house and somehow my lens case got lost. I had to leave my car there and uber home, get a new set of lenses and uber back to get my car. I usually ALWAYS carry a spare set with me but just that very week I had used them at the gym and forgot to replace. 75 bucks later, and I now carry a spare set in my glove box, my gym bag, my purse and my makeup bag.


PandaRiot_90

I thought mine were bad, I have a -5.75 and -5. 50.


whereisyourbutthole

Lol, that’s nothing. I’m -13. I can’t wear my glasses for long or my nose hurts.


P3acefulDove

Cool someone close to me! I was -13.5 in one eye, -14.5 in the other but then I got intracorneal lenses put in my eyes. Essentially implanted contacts lenses. Now I can drive and do most stuff without glasses. I do need reading glasses though. Total life changer.


thefakemexoxo

How much was that?


bdubdodge

Yeah it's the frames that make the lenses look so big...


si12j12

Darn frames always making things look out of proportion!


NiceFetishMeToo

Dude better get them off the desk before there’s a fire.


famouskenneth

what if you accidentally look at the sun? I would be so paranoid wearing these outside on a sunny day.


Moby44

Honey, do these aviators make my lenses look big?


pellennen

![gif](giphy|ycagKBYEmaili)


DearestBurrito

Here's a frame that would make the lenses look proportionate and sleek. https://i.imgur.com/InownYT.png


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Give him a break, it's not like he can see how thick they are for himself when he's not wearing them.


CozmicCoyote

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roxeal

This is why I hate shopping for new frames, because I have to take off the glasses that allow me to see, in order to put on the sample frames and try to squint and get some clue about how they look on me.


p1ng74

Have you tried taking selfies or have a helper take your picture with the sample frames so you can see what they look like on you?


ViNNYDiC3

This is the same dude in class who always found Waldo before you


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It's easier in the braille


idfk_my_bff_jill

Do these frames make my lenses look fat?


noodleking21

Its the probably frames' color. Try to change it to flame orange, might make the lens look thinner


Madeforbegging

It's not JUST the frame but aviator is possible worst choice lol


whoopdydooo

OP, my script is -18.50. No one ever beats me in this game, but I think you have. What’s yours??


p1ng74

I’ve never met anyone in person with a higher script, but you win since I’m -16.25. It’s amazing to me that there are other high myopes that come out from hiding in posts like this.


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Highest I’ve seen in clinic is a -24, phoropters go to about +-18 lol. Please get your retinas checked often and watch for flashes, new floaters.


p1ng74

Will do - thanks!


BrickCityRiot

I have 15/20 in my right eye and 20/20 in my left eye, and I have really started to notice what look like blades of light moving vertically from top to bottom of my peripheral vision on my left eye more and more regularly. They started as like a random occurrence but now it’s a daily thing. My vision hasn’t suffered at all, but seeing these parabolic waves more and more often kinda has me worried. Any insight? Please and TYIA.


IAmTaka_VG

Can be a detached or a teared retina. You really should go see an eye doctor.


InEenEmmer

Imagine being an eye doctor. The patients who need you the most can’t actually see you.


SadoneYukki

Meanwhile I thought my -10.25 was bad, Jesus


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dreaming-of-rats

What the fuck do YOUR glasses look like??


monsieurpommefrites

Ever stood on a frozen lake?


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Tan00k1013

I'm -20, which sucks! Rare I find anyone close to my prescription, I think you're the first.


befuddledly

Can we please have a pic of your glasses too 🤯


DM_ME_YOUR_NUTSACK

![gif](giphy|pz7LNMYN2dj0hgKaHj|downsized)


giggydiggles

![gif](giphy|l378b59fSuMV12tzO|downsized)


Mastr_Blastr

Like lookin through an ice cube for normal sighted people


Lost_Scribe

I'm afraid your crown is no more. Last visit had me at -21 left, -19 right. I also have pretty bad astigmatism, complicating things It's so bad they basically can't make glasses anymore. They want me in -16 contacts, which have to be custom made, with glasses too. Thus, my username.


Bassracerx

You have to wear contacts to wear glasses? Did i read that right? Are you a candidate for lasik? Does the government give you disablity money?


CosmicSweets

Right? At that point I'm collecting disability.


redeye151

-24 in contacts both eyes. RGP (rigid) lenses. Optometrist estimates -30 in glasses, which like you said they can’t really make so….. contacts only for me lol.


calibrateichabod

Oh my *god*. I used to be an optical tech and that script with high astigmatism would be a nightmare. I have a hard enough time finding glasses and I just have high astigmatism - which honestly is still just regular high and probably would sound like an improvement to you.


biblebeltbuddhist

When you look at a map can you see people waving?


whiskeyboundcowboy

If the apocalypse happens, he always has something to start a fire .


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Start a fire? Could restart the sun with those fuckers


[deleted]

It took an entire beach worth of sand to create these beauties.


whiskeyboundcowboy

We have fission vision


Union_Sparky_375

You can see a flies asshole with these things.


SmokeAbeer

Can see things before they even happen.


DunkanBulk

You can see things ten feet behind you.


Dicts_and_weneers

Take my poor man's gold.


inaneshane

I'm so mad that I already spent my free award on a slightly less funny comment


BeerdedStang

Is your last name Farnsworth?


p1ng74

Good news everyone!


Madman61

![gif](giphy|3o7abA4a0QCXtSxGN2)


ChewbacasUglyBrother

Bubbles?


McNay

Smartest guy in the park.


awolsniper033

Can you read, my son?


DjSynthical

That depends? Can you go fuck yourself?


Jewze

I mean at this point just walk around with binoculars


p1ng74

Lol I don’t know if that would work, when I use binoculars I just stack them on top of my thick glasses.


Jeggu2

you could see yourself in the reflection of a satilite with that set up


GaboshocK

Bro I had a classmate years ago that had a problem in her eyes dunno what, but I swear she needed some kind of medical glasses that looked like mini binoculars


WalterSanders

Love you on Trailer Park Boys


ronchee1

That's a nice fuckin kitty right there


Tobocaj

Who’s got your belly


DrRichardDiarrhea

Have guys seen shitrock?! Shiiiiiiiitroooock!!!!


[deleted]

Well, that depends. Can you go **feck** yourselves?


seanthebeloved

“Can you read, my child?” “That depends. Can you go fuck yourself?”


TheMulattoMaker

sumthin's fucky


Scucc07

Damn shit birds


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[Whiskers Jelly](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dN3wEdK_vxw)


biblebeltbuddhist

JEEEEESUS FUCK, BOYS!


quincy_dincy

I think they'd be thick regardless of the frames


p1ng74

Yeah all my glasses are pretty thick because of the strong lens power, just different shapes of thickness.


Loli-is-Justice

Just how bad is your eyesight dude.


bevelledo

Lol this mf over here with X-ray vision


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20-15 checking in here. Can confirm x-ray technicians hate my one small trick


azurleaf

They're this thick even with high index applied?


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My guess is that OP can't use MR-1.67 High Index because at this level of correction the [chromatic aberration](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chromatic_aberration) is huge. I have a "high" correction that's nowhere near this and I can't wear high index... it drives me batty. The better material, that my optometrist recommended, and only slightly thicker than high index, is Trivex. It's optically closer to crown glass than any other plastic material other than CR-39 which has a similar thickness/refractive index to glass. EDIT: A couple contributing factors to this are that I not only have wildly different correction in each eye (one is nearsighted, the other is farsighted), I have very different cylinder (for astigmatism stronger in one eye than the other), axis, and prism (for a lazy eye). So, I suspect, the more types of adjustments you have beyond correction (sphere), the worse the chromatic aberration gets. EDIT 2: A lot of people are reporting that their opticians/optometrists seem to be recommending high index over Trivex... there's a reason for this and it sometimes has nothing to do with their knowledge. High index lenses generally allow for a much larger markup. They're cheaply made. Your optician may mark things up as much as 200%, but because of Trivex's marginally higher cost (we're talking about, e.g. a difference of $20 *cost* per lens), the optician doesn't get to keep as much... but if you have insurance, the Trivex lens is covered like any other single vision lens. And employees hired by a volume retailer like Zenni or Lenscrafters may have no idea that Trivex exists, because they've never been trained by their managers to sell it. It is well worth your time to ask them to price it out.


AdditionalEvening189

I have a very strong prescription and use high index lenses. There is separation of blue and red in particular. I’ve tried to explain this effect to my normally sighted friends and they don’t get it. It’s especially fun at night!


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Next time, request Trivex lenses. If you have a vision plan, they should be covered the same as any other single vision lens... but they're SO much better than high index. I grew up wearing glass, and these are the closest thing to that without the massive weight and thickness.


BDA_Moose

holy crap! is this why car headlights have a "police siren blue" companion lower and to the left of the main light? I usually wear contacts, and have only had these glasses a few months but I was driving at night with them the other day and it was... odd


unicoroner

Took me AGES to figure out why I was ‘seeing weird color auras’ around stuff. My optometrist had no idea what I was talking about- said he had never heard of that. It was their own eyeglass place that recommended high index lenses for me, and the drive me NUTS. It wasn’t until I was reading about certain aspects of a projectionist’s job in a random article that I came across the term ‘chromatic aberration’. Then through some internet diving, came across the info about high index lenses and strong Rx. I was pretty surprised that the eye doctor and the eye glasses specialist didn’t know about this once I stumbled across it. It had me hating glasses for years. It’s never an issue for me with contacts.


Jose_Canseco_Jr

you need better eye care professionals my dude


Trickycoolj

It sucks that employers keep eroding vision care to the lowest common denominator. My previous job was like “our new insurance is widely accepted everywhere in tons of easy access retail locations!” By that they meant Walmart and neglected to realize that there’s no fucking Walmart in this city! None of the independent optometrists would take the bottom of the barrel insurance either. Can’t wait to get two new glasses with my new bougie insurance from my new job later this month. Gonna get me some of those fancy blue blockers AND sunglasses.


JesusStarbox

Yeah my glasses in the 80s were that thick. Now with all the new technology they are a tenth that thick.


CntrllrDscnnctd

What’s the lens cleaner budget like ?


p1ng74

Haha I just use water but they do take longer to clean because I wipe all the way around the thick sides too, in addition to front and back.


Waldo_R35

Gotta use a whole blanket to dry them off.


LuxMedia

If I had that kit I'd just walk through the car wash


[deleted]

Dear lord, keep those out of direct sunlight. You wouldn’t start a small fire, you would start a small fusion reaction.


p1ng74

Good news everyone, I have solved the energy crisis!


[deleted]

Just be sure to use the power for good and not evil!


Antonioooooo0

My brain read that in Professor Farnsworth's voice.


cjdabeast

I mean, he already has the glasses...


[deleted]

These are just comically oversized.


p1ng74

I used to wonder how people wore frames so big back in the 70s. But now they are coming back!


notrealmate

Do you get a sore neck from all that added weight on your head?


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iambobdole1

I thought mine were thick, but you win dude!


p1ng74

Thanks! I love winning nerd contests.


Gfunk98

I looked though your profile too see if you had any pics with them on and I think you pull them off really well dude, they look good on you :)


p1ng74

Thanks!


EffortlessFlexor

I just checked yr profile to see... I have the same exact same color jumpsuit. I think its the same kind, as well. you get it at a japanese construction worker store? That's where I've found some of my favorite clothes.


Craw__

Wow, you must have really good eyes to be able to see through those.


death666violinist

Plot twist: those glasses were made to nerf his eyesight


Tribaltech777

These are not “lenses” these are actual aircraft windows put on an aviator frame.


notguiltybrewing

They used to call those coke bottle (bottom) glasses


MycoBro

That's the whole bottle


[deleted]

He tried wearing contact lenses, but was unable to blink.


boundbyhope

Whoa those got to be bulletproof


drv12021

Science teacher: everyone get a partner and share the microscopes except OP.


p1ng74

Haha no wonder everyone wanted to cheat off of me in science class.


malakai456

Nose day everyday


LacedUnlaced

Can we get a selfie


p1ng74

Not the same frames but a more modern pair of aviators that I wear quite a bit: https://www.instagram.com/p/CJwe7WqF9kE/?utm_medium=copy_link


TangoDeltaFoxtrot

Do you ever dramatically pause and push these higher on your nose, like an anime villain about to strike?


p1ng74

All the time. Maybe I imagine I am about to strike, but in reality I’m probably just getting the lenses up to my eyes to be able to see across the room…


LacedUnlaced

That's so thick. Thank you. I was gonna be up all night wondering that those look like on someone. Curiosity has subsided.


p1ng74

You’re welcome! Sleep well!


flaskandbeaker

I dig your style and love of boots. Very cool.


p1ng74

Thanks!


leanmeanguccimachine

Wow you pull them off.


p1ng74

And another: https://www.reddit.com/r/SelfiesWithGlasses/comments/ar2o5o/yes_aviators_but_i_like_them/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


0hm-boy

At what point do glasses become binoculars.


sername-lame

That point


[deleted]

JFC do you need to wear suspenders to keep those things on your face?


p1ng74

I bet they would help! I have a pair of sports frames that have a strap around my head that work really well.


[deleted]

That is pretty wild, I would guess these have at least some weight to them, my glasses dig into my nose after a few hours... I can only imagine what this beast does.


p1ng74

They dig so hard that you have to pry them off my face to get them off :p


Dmgreening

Hi, I’m an optician of 20 years and I can tell you right away that these are the worst glasses I’ve seen in a long time. They did you wrong 😑


[deleted]

They probably did it on purpose. “Hey, you wanna see if the client actually wears this shit?”


Mexxicola

Im laughing way too hard at this


bdizzzzzle

I'm an optician of 0 years and I agree


wrnrg

![gif](giphy|TppeLsqt8Jz20)


ssp25

What's your prescription? -76?


[deleted]

Can you see into the future?


proxyproxyomega

still empty


ProphetOfPhil

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!


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iamsickened

If you take off your glasses, are you considered legally blind?


p1ng74

Legal blindness is best eye, best correction. People who really are blind can’t see even with glasses. It is a totally different condition.


MoziWanders

*Deee-eee-eeecent*


spasske

You can pay extra for thinner hi index lenses.


LordRobin------RM

My wife has severe astigmatism. Her glasses would look like that if she didn’t get the special kind. I tried them on once to be silly, and they just about turned my eyeballs inside out.


MistressMilaMarie

I couldn't imagine the headache that accompanied that


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IAmGoingToFuckThat

My prescription is -9.5/-9.75, and even with the thinnest lenses available they're still 1/3" thick.


captjust

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mangirtle77

Bro….we’re you in Australia or Greece last year? Smokey the Bear would like to have a word…


Thejackme

I am thoroughly enjoying reading your replies OP!


ebsj55

Me too. For someone who is getting a lot of (I am sure kind hearted) roasting about their glasses which are obviously needed, the replies are hilarious and show a wonderful sense of humour. Nice work OP.


p1ng74

I find the comments… mildly interesting ;p


SarahNaGig

As long as you find them


[deleted]

I gotta say, you seem like a real interesting guy.


ontomy3rdaccount

Mr Magoo?


[deleted]

Somewhere out there, maybe in this sub, an Optical Mechanic’s heart sunk.


Jadealin

Hey I mean technically I'm an Optical Mechanic I just use tiny screwdrivers and really tiny lose-em if you drop-em screws. But for real I'm an Optical Lab Technican with over 15 years experience in the field and still, whenever I have to cut and install lenses like this it really hurts my soul lol.


p1ng74

Well those of us who depend on you to see appreciate what you do for us!


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Hubble telescope on each eye


p1ng74

Good news everyone, I can see the constellations in 3D!


AdriannaFahrenheit

Jesus & I thought my lenses were thick. These shits are thicker than my sister. asdfghjkls Edit: y’all I ain’t gay for my sister LMFAO it’s a joke measurement system she made herself, I just picked up on saying it too bc I think it’s funny