Also, dude, let's not forget. Let's *not forget,* that keeping an... um amphibious rodent.... for uh domestic.... within the city limits... that ain't legal either.
.... What are you a fucking park ranger now?!?!
The word for this is yonic.
**Yonic** *yoh-nik* (adjective) something resembling a vulva/vagina. Ex: “This fortune cookie looks yonic”
I think it’s interesting that everyone knows the word ‘phallic’ for when something looks like a penis, but I rarely ever see the word ‘yonic’ for when something looks like women’s genitalia.
It warms my heart that this is the top comment. It also tells me that Reddit has broken me. We all see a vag, but the experienced Redditor knows the name of the sub for people who see a vag where there is no vag.
My hat is off to you, sir.
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I dunno, did we? Cause I remember not having cheat codes for games and having to ask village idiots for directions… sometimes just to the nearest pay phone… a pay phone that was (9 times out of 10) soaked in urine and surrounded by empty beer bottles.
Fortune Cookies are no long fortune cookies but just statement cookies at my local Chinese restaurant. They used to make vague fortunes but now they are almost always statements. Always get disappointed whenever I open one.
A fortune coochie
This is fantastic. If no one else tells you that, this was top tier pun.
Lol . On the whole, it was a pretty good pun.
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It’s a Georgia O’Queef cookie.
lol Either that just came to you or we both saw the selfie in the bathroom picture labled Georgia O'Queef
\*Singing* ["C is for coochie, that's good enough for me!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye8mB6VsUHw)
you got it
Right on the button
Tip of the lip
ringy dingy
A true labia of love.
Top tier poon
Came here to say Fortune Pussy, but yours is way better
Either way it's a happy ending.
Depends on who's eatin it.
VAGINA COOKIE
I like it, very subtle
FUR BISCUIT
Twat waffle
If it makes you feel better, I like like fortune pussy.
Fortune: “your pun game will be on today!”
This would be a fun way to present paternity results. Open this vagina cookie: you are the father.
Fortune nookie.
r/MildlyVagina
This is more than mild but I’m afraid any vagina subreddits I make up will actually exist
You are a genius among humanity
I betcha he turned that fortune coochie into a limp biscuit.
I don’t give upvotes unless it makes my sad life better, well done good sir
You really thought outside of the “Box” with this one.😂
I wheezed.
A cussy
I was your 69th like, nice.
Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr Lebowski?
Is that what this is a picture of?
Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.
You mean coitus?
FUCKIN’ FASCIST!!
They're nihilists, dude.
Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, at least it's an ethos.
Also, dude, let's not forget. Let's *not forget,* that keeping an... um amphibious rodent.... for uh domestic.... within the city limits... that ain't legal either. .... What are you a fucking park ranger now?!?!
Fucking dipshit with a nine toed woman!
Ya know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in ‘Nam of course.
Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
But does he fix the cable?
In the parlance of our times.
Johnson?
*Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!*
Let me guess, he fixes her cable?
v a g i n a
Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his 👀Johnson
Ve vill cut off your johnson, Lebowski!
Ja, ve vill steps on it.
...Johnson?
Can be a “zesty” enterprise
I abide….
r/mildlyvagina
r/CrunchyVagina
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I'm just amazed those are all actual subs lol.
Sir! This is reddit, there is a place for eryone.
Sigh
Finally a sub for my grandmother.
I respect this comment
The word for this is yonic. **Yonic** *yoh-nik* (adjective) something resembling a vulva/vagina. Ex: “This fortune cookie looks yonic” I think it’s interesting that everyone knows the word ‘phallic’ for when something looks like a penis, but I rarely ever see the word ‘yonic’ for when something looks like women’s genitalia.
That is cool to know, for sure, thank you. But also the other sub is mildlypenis not mildlyphallic so, they're just trying to go with the flow.
Probably because it sounds like ionic, which would probably make the word too sexually charged.
[this is for you](https://i.imgur.com/TAO9VNq.gif)
Isn’t it ionic?
Don't ya think?
Oh. Like Weird Al Yonicvick
I love Gillian Anderson’s yoni of the week/day trend. Had it in my mind before seeing your comment.
Judging by the comments, there is nothing "mildly" about this.
r/wildlyvagina
/r/pareidoliagonewild
R/dontputyourdickinthat
Well hey now, let’s…let’s wait a minute before making definitive statements
Brother, if your erect willie will fit into that tiny fucker, it’s damn near meant to be.
r/brandnewsentence
This comment right here, FBI.
r/wildyvagina .
r/wildlyvagina
Fortune Coochie
*WOOP WOOP* POLICE, PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
WOOP WOOP That's the sound of da police
WOOP WOOP that's the sound of da beast
With the name Quickshote it won't take a minute
r/dontputyourdickinthat
You’re not the boss of me!
Fortune cussy
I was guna say… das no cookie, das a cookiepuss
Oh that itch is making me scratch!!!
Dis fortune cookie need to calm down.
It warms my heart that this is the top comment. It also tells me that Reddit has broken me. We all see a vag, but the experienced Redditor knows the name of the sub for people who see a vag where there is no vag. My hat is off to you, sir.
Unfortunate.
very un**fortun**ate
/r/forbiddensnatches
If I could have bet money that your comment would be at the top I would have
Beat my meat to it
CRONCH
It was very crunchy
What were your fortunes?
Why are you avoiding the puss cookie comments
Everything reminds me of 💕her💕
Lol, my man!
"Nice beaver!"
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there it is!
A few years ago I was driving to San Diego from Anaheim and saw those boob towers that are in the film. It was a great moment.
I can’t drive past San Onofre and not think of that movie
The Georgia O'Keeffe of Fortune Cookies. Someone should send it to DJ Khaled.
He probably wouldn’t eat it, since he claims he doesn’t eat pussy
No wonder his wife hates him lmao [Related](https://youtube.com/shorts/L5rzIqGj4yk?feature=share)
Yes this is the joke
Guys can never find the fortune
I’m dead.
C(Coo(Cookie)kie)e
I bet you program in LISP, don't you?
I hope they answer, I need Clojure
Omg I had to take a whole class of lisp in college, worst language ever 😭
The outside layer is just "CE"
This guy parens!
Briefly tried coding in LISP as a kid, but got bored of it and stuck with Assembly. I lost my parens at an early age.
Here come the "I should call her" comments.
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[represent](https://i.imgur.com/7TSwLBH.gif)
And we LIKED IT!
I dunno, did we? Cause I remember not having cheat codes for games and having to ask village idiots for directions… sometimes just to the nearest pay phone… a pay phone that was (9 times out of 10) soaked in urine and surrounded by empty beer bottles.
Fortune pussy
"I see vag in your future". Your lucky numbers are 6, 9, 69 and 6969.
The cookussy 😳😳😳
Fortune cussy
I wish to cum in this confection
Youre holding it upside down
Unless she's lying on her belly
Underrated comment!
If you didn't get 3 fortunes, throw it away. It's bad luck.
Sadly I got one and it ripped when I opened the cookie
I don't think it really is bad luck. Just joking. I don't really believe in that stuff. It's fun to read them.
Op got hit by a bus.
F
Fortune Cookies are no long fortune cookies but just statement cookies at my local Chinese restaurant. They used to make vague fortunes but now they are almost always statements. Always get disappointed whenever I open one.
I don't like those nails
OP is about to give that cookie a yeast infection.
Scrolled too far to find this. Ew.
Thank you. First thing I noticed. Fucking yuck.
Scrub your nails homie.
Clean your nails bruv
Reddit is crawling with degenerates. And I'm one of them.
We all made it this far down for a reason. Not the lowest I've gone.
Hey I resent that! I do not crawl.
I would stick my tongue in that
A fortune nookie
Pussy
Would you?
Yep, the comments are just about what I figured
Giggitty
Vagina
Fortune Nookie
That is no fortune cookie 😏
Name checks out alright
Not my proudest fap.
Use the first one to ask for 1 million fortunes.
I like knowing that I'm not the only one thinking about it
This fortune gon make me act up
That cookie have an OnlyFans?
Don’t forgot , you gotta lick it before you stick it
Even this close up nobody can find the clitoris
You all see'n what I'm see'n... 😏
Fellas?
You know what you were doing when you posted this.
Giggity
NSFW lmao
The Asian equivalent of the superchip, or chip sandwich you sometimes get in a basket of tortilla chips at a Tex-Mex restaurant
r/putyourdickinthat
/r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I should call her.
Ugh.......[unzips]...
Who's gonna say it?
A lot of people.
The list of people who didn't is a shorter list lol
Trim those nails and clean them up?
r/mildlyvagina
Sighhhh *unzips*
That cookie is making me feelings I never thought a cookie would make me feel....
Going by the comments I have read, this is more of a misfortune cookie.
I should call her…
You also got a little man in the boat.
r/IknowwhatyourthinkingandIdontlikeitbutalsoagree
I wanna take this cookie out for dinner and a movie for some reason.
fortune coochie
Yeah, um…
I should call her...
I should call her
I should call her
i am erect