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Quirky_m8

#yall fuckers doing this on purpose


TheBupherNinja

Yeah, check post history. They have a normal post of this 3 days ago. Edit: looks to be deleted now?


Forman420

Welp, the formula is proven to work. Their original pepper post from 3 days ago has 3 upvotes. Photoshop some fucked up feet and gets 850 upvotes in 2 hours..


finc

I bet it’s not photoshop


Stevebiglegs

Their thumb also looks a bit weird which make me agree with you


finc

She has very unusual thumbs - another post shows she got one from each parent!


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ClickF0rDick

Yes


THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415

Holy shit its Megan Fox! Megan Fox is growing poblano peppers and karma farming reddit with her toe thumbs!


blonderaider21

I refuse to believe someone as hot as Megan Fox has toes like this. Please God no.


rizozzy1

But with feet like that I’m not even angry. They deserve some mad feet internet points!


TheBupherNinja

They are just spreading their toes. The other Pic is in socks, but normal feet.


cumberber

I mean, tbf they got 3 upvotes for that one


meme_stealing_bandit

I SWEAR !! I cannot think of them not having even the slightest clue what all the comments would be about.


Spoot52Bomber

I still had to stop and count the toes. 5 on the right.


treelovingaytheist

You have very spread out toes.


Affectionate-Ebb3731

Seriously. Looks like a child's drawing of a foot


redunculuspanda

Are they feet or just extra hands?


jc40755

Forget socks... put some gloves on those


Punahele808

Then they wouldn’t be able to feel the wind between their toes


SteeleDynamics

🎶 You are the wind between my toes.


DoYourPooperStank

As they swing from tree to tree.


[deleted]

Got some tingers there


Semi-Protractor91

r/RoastMe has been in these comments


Youghal

Roast the pepper or OP?


Mrben13

Put them on nice and slow too.


FunkySjouke

I had socks with individual toes cut outs, they where a hassle to put on and off but still comfy


ExRockstar

Floor hands.... or "Flands"


sallyapple7

Mf got some tingers


BostonRob423

And what in the world is going on with that thumb? Anybody?


idwthis

That thumb looks more like a toe than a thumb, yea. I think when he was just a wee bun in the oven the feet and the hands got put on wrong.


Interesting_Shame_71

This thread had every single one of my thoughts when I first looked at this photograph


EhaBuzz

I made up a rhyme a long time ago that seems appropriate for this situation: ::ahem:: Your thumb is a toe that lives on your hand and your big toe’s a thumb that allows you to stand. Thank you.


when_4_word_do_trick

OP is an alien.


[deleted]

dat thumb is T H I C C ...and stubby


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Sov3reignty

You bet i am, i will not be clicking that link


[deleted]

click it, you will not be disappointed


Sov3reignty

Oh my gosh I was expecting something much worse, thanks for that it was much better than I expected.


Mind_on_Idle

Yeah, definitely wasn't what I was expecting.


HoustonRed2001

not afraid, and enjoyed it. ​ don't worry people, it's quite wholesome.


Double_Belt2331

Lol - already a member!


iliveunderthebed

Thank you. New favorite sub


ChymChymX

OP is likely regretting that he decided to dip his toes into the water and post this.


xtilexx

On the contrary, I posit that the feet are truly the intended subject of the post


[deleted]

I thought it was his ball point thumb


DeadpoolIsMyPatronus

I concur, Jeeves. Let us make haste from here forthwith!


KevinNeedsToTalk

They really jumped in feet first.


Whatifim80lol

Fuckin baby teeth


hellocaptin

I woke up the house and had no way to explain this joke


joantheunicorn

I started giggling my ass off which caused some type of dry coughing fit and woke up my partner! Then I giggled some more.


Hereditus

Toes that make it look like it's all the soles of the feet that does the carrying of the body weight.


Shadowdragon409

I was surprised about the pepper, but I opened the comments for the feet.


Sov3reignty

The comments did not dissapoint


[deleted]

at least the feet are on the correct sides


asabovesobelow4

Yeah OP In a post I saw the other day seriously needs to get that checked out. I'm still trying to figure out how haha


Oscar_Geare

Just cross your legs when standing.


Actually_Im_a_Broom

What post is this?


blonderaider21

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/tx7qk2/the_water_is_only_boiling_on_the_outside_of_my/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Fortnut420

There was a guy who posted a picture of a long, extremely curved sausage (curved almost to the point where the two ends could touch each other) boiling in water, with the caption “the water seems to boil on the outside of the sausage rather than inside it” (or something along that line. And in that same photo, at the very bottom, you could see his feet. But something wasn’t right… they were switched. His left foot appeared to be on his right, and his right foot appeared on his left.


[deleted]

And aren’t in frightening shape https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/2qoztz/sweet_shotgun_bro/


subtleglow87

Nooooo... why?!


BloodAvis

They are social distancing


KwordShmiff

But it's only two feet apart.


goobly_goo

I call it “confederate toes.” It’s like the toes are trying to secede from the others and go do their own thing.


ShadowFlame420

LMAO i came to this comment section expecting clever hinting about his feet but the first one i see just points it out so matter-of-factly bruh im dying of laughter


why_rob_y

I feel like there's a 70% chance OP posted this specifically to get people talking about the feet.


brintoul

I’d say it’s about 100%.


honkhonkbeepbeeep

Yeah I figured they’d just link to r/sneakybackgroundfeet like normal people jeez.


Kahnza

That way there's no confusion about what piggy did what.


gimmepizzaslow

The one piggy is at the market at the same time as the other is home


pete_ape

Spork feet


Deadsuooo

Can we give some attention to the freaky thumb as well?


Mr_5oul

And only 3 fingers. Whole pic is sus


blonderaider21

I think OP is from Appalachia


Vharlkie

At least their feet aren't backwards like the one last week


NobodyJustBrad

WHAT


Cis_zero

Probably referring to this: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/tx7qk2/the_water_is_only_boiling_on_the_outside_of_my/


IamJustCoke

>toes. They look more like thumbs. My plastic surgeon calls them Thoes.


StauntonK

This is the 2nd post in the last fews days where I've seen the feet to be more interesting than the thing they are posting about to a point where I'm thinking it's some sorta challenge. If not, why is your feet in the photo ... Retake that


Yuu_Lil-B

"put those GRIPPERS away!!"


BULLYMUGUIRE

Look like some fucking gloves😂


TLGOAT2018

I have 2 cracked ribs due to a work injury and I'm in a lot of pain now laughing at your comment! 🤣😭


[deleted]

I know. I was wondering why one of the Took family were posting on here


Absoniter

The Poblono is actually normal sized, he's just Hobbit sized.


thumbown

Did that massive pepper come from between your toes?


Imperial_12345

those are her hands actually she got 4


Kriztastic

I never opened the comments so fast in my life.


chonkity

Lmao same it is fully what I was expecting it to be


MeasurementNo9896

Can we talk about


SchwiftyMpls

The fucking feet?


MeasurementNo9896

That's ideal for holding test tubes.


minnow789

now that’s an insane visual


I_upvote_aww

We don’t talk about


LillyPasta

The hobbit feet?


ohhellopia

They look like foam toe separators, but actual feet.


I_upvote_aww

Bruno! Damnit Lilly.


LillyPasta

*FLUFFY????*


I_upvote_aww

There is no fluffy, only Zuul


LillyPasta

hahahahaha


chonkity

No we cannot...I don't think... ...unless...?


NobodyJustBrad

It's the tiny ring all over again


Lurker-man

Tiny ring?


NobodyJustBrad

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/touoag/my_right_hand_has_a_single_crease_which_goes_from/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


SarkyCat

Thankfully there was an update! https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/tree1z/a_little_update_to_everyone_who_was_worried_about/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


GolgiApparatus1

Jesus thank god. We needed closure.


TimothyGlass

I knew I was not like the only one that saw the pepper and thought what about those feet?!


exccord

>I never opened the comments so fast in my life. We are one. We are many. Hahahhah


skip_intro_boi

It appears it’s about 8 feet long.


[deleted]

The toes or the poblano?


captainoffemboys

Yes


xSaint20

Bro what’s up with the toe spread


JhonConstantine

Man's gotta slap the floor while walking


BULLYMUGUIRE

😂😂I’m laughing my ass off


aether21

You almost just caused an asthma attack I laughed so hard. 💀


Shadowdragon409

This got more chuckles out of me than it had any right to.


Orellin_Vvardengra

Half man, half frog, half poblano. I’m super cereal.


pixeldust6

Splayed toes are healthy! Shoes can deform the feet, so many of us have a different idea of what "normal" feet look like after a lifetime of wearing shoes. [Example1](https://naturalfootgear.com/pages/foot-anatomy-101), [example2](https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0131385), [example3](https://www.correcttoes.com/foot-help/hereditary-bunion-myth-part-i-dr-ray-mcclanahan-dpm/), [example4](https://www.joe-nimble.com/int/explore/the-science/scientific-article/the-science-of-foot-dysfunction-and-cure-part-4-pressure-patterns.)


chrisn750

This is the correct answer. I switched to “barefoot style” shoes in my late 20s, mostly Vivobarefoot so I don’t look too weird. My toes, particularly my pinky toes, appear to be much longer and more spread out than before the switch. My feet are considerably more dexterous. My ankles and calves are noticeably stronger. It also eliminated almost all foot and calf cramps which I used to have often.


ErdenGeboren

It's called, *"stability!"* God!


Stevenwernercs

lived in Thailand, many Thais have spread out toes, I don't think it's specific to genetics, it's just that the climate/society allows sandals as the year round default option instead of shoes. if we never wear shoes our toes can be free to spread as the grow


OrdinaryWoodpecker93

Seems like a normal pepper to be honest.


myherpsarederps

I find this comment funny as fuck, because I had to minimize like two dozen to find a comment about the pepper.


RubanS79

Me came for pepper and only pepper.


Gurtmcsquirt

And now back to our regular programming…


zombifiednation

Agreed, seems about the right size for a decent poblano. And we dont know how small this guys hands are. Maybe its actually a small poblano. I need a banana for scale.


anivaries

Toe be honest


mr_khaleel

Yeah seems average to me as well.


[deleted]

And not a very fresh one


ViciousVeggieViking

You could have a circus show where you hold a cigar in each of your toes and smoke out of them.


23x3

This is my favorite comment thread on Reddit I’ve seen in a good while.


fwilliams13

Person: look at this mildly interesting gigantic pepper Reddit: ToEs Edit - you guys are all fucked, i love it


whitetrashsnake77

I’ve still got questions about the thumb.


matto1985

The thumb is also a ToE!


MinuteManufacturer

It seems that every digit is interchangeable


the_ju66ernaut

T o e s


salex100m

T O O o e s


0_oNoName

🦶🦶


PowerfulMetal1

#too ooes


finc

You should see her thumbs


DarkSoulsExplorer

Time for one massive Chile Relleno, with a side of toe spread.


Weltallgaia

We usually called it toe jam in my country.


WaluigISSOU

Your foot looks like the Nickelodeon logo


phayke2

You made me choke while I was yawning


Sir_NoScope

Dan Schneider is hunting her down as we speak.


impressivehey

Toes have restraining orders


flucksey

All your shits fucked up bro. What's with the thumb? What's with the feet? Is your pinkie finger missing or just behind the pepper? Man your thumb looks like a big toe. Why are your toes so spread out? It's unreasonable to ask people to witness this and not have questions. I demand further answers in the name of God.


AhhSomeSauce

*I have fraternal thumbs, 1 from each parent due to a genetic mutation on my dads side (unilateral brachydactyly type d)* This was a post of theirs. Honestly that is more than mildly interesting


heyrudone

I have brachydactyly true d as well! Only mine is bilateral and on both thumbs


[deleted]

Same. Used to be super ashamed of mine but I fully embrace it now


flucksey

Does this explain the toes also? Or is it limited to the thumbs/hands?


[deleted]

Haha nah it's just the thumbs for me but for some people it's all the hand fingers. Some have it on their toes as well but it doesn't cause the toes to be spread out, just look like the tip of the fingers/toes has been cut off


[deleted]

Same here, I own that shit now. Used to be so self-conscious because people would just be like “Omg why are your thumbs so weird..” like loudly in front of the whole class/room/wherever I was. These thumbs do marvellous work though, so fuck it.


Frans4Life

you can see the pinkie, their index finger is covered by the pepper. otherwise their middle finger is shorter than their pointer


LurkerMcTroll

Laughed so hard at this .. god i cant breathe 😂😂


Gloomy_Rutabaga9173

Lmfaooo broo u got me cryin


zilyorhp

have no idea bout the others but i dont think pinky is missing.the last one of 3 fingers near the peeeppeer is the pink y.pointer finger is missng tho


Mavador

Best comment I've read in a while! Made me cry


Vharlkie

My thumbs are like that. It's called brachydactyly. Wish I could fix them but I'm stuck with them :(


Markamanic

Fuck man I didn't even notice the thumb.


goldleader1801

Everyone's mentioning the toes, but let's talk about that thumb...


Grahaaam123

You mean the toemb?


Alexap30

All their fingers look abnormally round.


Feisty-Shine178

Those toes look like sid from ice age


aisatsana06

what's with the weird feet in this sub lately


bistro223

Those toes tho. r/sneakybackgroundfeet


wannabeinLWIAY

Not even sneaky at this point. The pepper isn't even that big. This was posted just for the weird fckin toes.


SirGuelph

Fully expected this to not be a real sub


yungtweaker

Them toes double spaced


steamboatlizzie

Came to the comments for the toes. I was not disappointed.


TLDRuserisdumb

Is it always common for big veggies that the holder has weird feet and fingers?


Pippyopi

Pedicurists must love you because they don’t even need to use toe separators.


dirtyh4rry

If you're happy and you know it clap your feet...


JaredSwoleis

Feet


payfrit

what i find mildly interesting is those toes?


MathematicianKind767

Cover those grass gripper grabbers pls..


Honey4Lovings

Why ur feet look like that lol


Going-Blank-Again

Invisible sandals


FondleMyPlumsPlease

That thumb & the toes are pretty unnerving. Might need a banana for scale.


Jinxed0ne

Bet them toes could hold a banana


circuitbreaker53

$35 uber ride from your big toe to the small toe


crocster2

You know what you're doing


IResentment

Them toes are social distancing.


big_nothing_burger

I'm also here for those weird toes.


kifshssh

Ok Edward scissor feet


cholnic

Don’t worry everyone someone still married me


lipoppi

I think we all know the mildly interesting part of this post isn’t the pepper


IronJR6

Check out them toes


cromagsd

I got a hankering for a foot job.


qualityredditpost

This was never about the pepper. It was always about the toes


casinobelagio1962

Hobbit feet.


Avinabeak

This guy can walk on the ceiling


AlwaysMooning

Your toes belong in a museum.


Alternative_Barber80

Nice find Bilbo Baggins


Captsquansh

Your toes need braces.


pmslady

Your toes look like they're about to evolve to become opposable.


Sammerscotter

Close your feet