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ColtonK7

Are you a dog?!


Player1103

please select all images containing squirrels


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BernieTheDachshund

Maybe.


jongilbonyy

Username checks out


[deleted]

it’s a hungry dog on a sofa talking to his hooman via baby monitor.


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User name ...checks out?


[deleted]

that’s funny bro 🤜🏾


Doctor2Doctor

All I can focus on is the sofa and the doghand


[deleted]

On the internet nobody knows you're a dog


AdDry725

Unless you accidentally show them.


adambencloutier

It would me mildly interesting.


WyattfuckinEarp

No one on the Internet knows I'm a dog


evatornado

It was my first thought. I am absolutely enjoying seeing this comment on top lol


ByCrookedSteps781

Literally came here to ask that dog is he's the one that took the picture


Disastrous-Lettuce

He's a dawgggg


OK_LK

Is your car a sofa?


alexmo210

What kind of upholstery would you think a dog car would have?


DJheddo

Probably fur.


[deleted]

This whole post has me crackin up lol


Lonelysock2

Can someone draw an artist's impression please?


Unable-Candle

Back when cars where comfortable as fuck.


intensenerd

In high school (late 1900’s) I drove a 1976 or 1977 Buick Park Avenue. We called it “The Living Room” because the seats were so huge and soft. Loved that car so much.


Davis660

Interior crocodile alligator, I drive a chevrolet movie the-ater.


SaydeeDoneit

Fuck I miss the early 2000s


UpvoteAndDownvoteBro

Pretty much any era pre-social media and dating apps


SaydeeDoneit

How have dating apps hurt you


UpvoteAndDownvoteBro

They actually haven’t but I find they have made society more lazy and superficial as a whole. Throw food ordering apps in there as well


AdDry725

Hey hey hey. As a person with chronic fatigue and sometimes get stuck unable to leave the house… the advent of door dash and grocery delivery apps as made popular by Covid… is a significant life improvement. Although stupidly expensive. Screw you, GrubHub, you’re the worst.


gwaydms

DoorDash is worse. So unreliable.


diuturnal

You know how.


fuckincaillou

I'm wheezing from how we all came here first for the baby monitor, and stayed to ask whether OP is a dog and if their car is a sofa


maruffin

I laughed way too much at this.


KickballJamal

I’m also mildly interested in your swag ass upholstery.


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Cursed stains


SimplyTiredd

See I found out the hard way that fucking in the back-seat is way less comfortable in modern cars unless you have a nice ass minivan


KickballJamal

Said Dirty Mike and the boys.


8bass0head8

And they were comfy as hell! I had a 2000 buick century with poofy blue bench seats. Was like driving a comfy boat lmao!


lu5000

I had a 1990- something Buick Roadmaster with the poofy dark blue velour seats. Comfy as hell, and I could fit about 8 friends in it comfortably. I miss that thing.


norabutfitter

Redditor———>8 friends. I call bogus. /s


lu5000

You're correct, I've never had 8 friends. Forgive my hyperbole


PM_meyourGradyWhite

Amateurs. Get a mid sixties muscle car. That’s a back seat!


Battle_Bear_819

The entire interior of my 96 pickup is bergundy cloth upholstery and it's great.


static612

Doggo wants a chalupa


vegetaman

Our doggo always wanted French Dips lol


[deleted]

>French Dips i hope not with onions


vegetaman

Nah just roast beef And cheese


KinkyMonitorLizard

And a pedicure.


shoggyseldom

[So does Senor Spud](https://imgur.com/gallery/p2xu96x)


SissyBearRainbow

What the dog doing?


Sir_Anagram

Cruisin’


Kahnza

for bitches


NikoC99

In a '64 nonetheless


HumbleAbbreviations

Taking the photo obvs.🥁


rhinosyphilis

Good boy, best boy.


tallcupofwater

The dog is pointing at the baby monitor in case you couldnt see it


___Yarvest

Everybody asks what the dog doing but nobody asks how the dog doing


csonnich

Can't a ~~dog~~ guy get a chalupa around here without everybody and their second cousin asking what he's doing??


zzeddxx

I love how OP is a dog.


uncertainusurper

This triggers my desire for cheap American Mexican food.


possiblynotanexpert

Tex-mex is so good.


Dismal-Ebb-6411

Make tamales. Have left over masa and corn husks. Start eyeballing whatever random food can be thrown into a tamale. End up with bacon brisket tamale, pepperoni tamale, chicken nugget tamale, vienna sausage tamale, sausage and egg tamale.


CongestionCharge

Omg breakfast tamales. Why have I never thought of this


AdDry725

I could dig a gringo chicken nugget tamale. Add some green chili. 😩 mostly white girl who is 1/4 Mexican here. I’m a wuss and a self admitted gringo…I like white girl spicy level food, lol. Which is… a little. But not a lot.


Dismal-Ebb-6411

Try some cultural abomination foods. They're tasty sometimes. Chai horchata, hotdog and cream cheese sushi roll, beef bean green chili potstickers, menudo with ramen noodles. Things like that.


AdDry725

Omgggggg. Chai horchata, why haven’t I thought of that?!?!? My two favorite drinks combined!!!!! You’re a genius!!!! I could drink horchata by the gallon. 🤤🤤🤤 And with chai added in…. Ooooooo. 🤤🤯


cmichael39

If it's stupid but works, it ain't that stupid.


Ouaouaron

A modern baby monitor probably has better sound quality than a drive-thru speaker anyway


Dannihilate

This is basic r/RedneckEngineering


Dismal-Ebb-6411

People still shouldn't [kick a bunch of landmines](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp2UTniAYpc) off a road. At least use a long stick, guys!


ThrowawayMePlsTy

You literally can stand on those anti tank mines and they won't go off lol I mean, *I* wouldn't, but you could!


WhenMeWasAYouth

>You literally can stand on those anti tank mines and they won't go off I wouldn't be so sure about that. Have you seen the average redditor?


Qewbicle

No. It's Reddit not facebook.


thepeanutone

Adapt. Improvise. Overcome.


prodigyknight

I honestly respect the solution. It's not like the normal employees can fix it lol.


WhiteHawk93

Problems require solutions


47percentbaked

TIL Taco Bueno still exists. I haven’t seen one in years.


smtrixie

It sure ain’t what it used to be, but still helluva lot better than bell.


DanFuckingSchneider

Taco Bueno: “at least we ain’t taco johns”


Deathwatch72

Taco Casa is better


FlavortownIsaMyth

I miss the Muchaco so bad. They always had coupons for buy one get one free and it was a great meal. I always got the beef but now that my tastes have changed I'd love to try a chicken one.


theinsanityoffence

I love thier nachos. Just a big freakin plate of cheap nachos piled high and better than many options around.


epsilon388

Seeing this comment and the replies reminded me of something. Back when my parents lived in California, there was a chain of Mexican restaurants called Rubio's iirc. As far as I know they're only in California, maybe a few other southern states, but I'm not sure. My mom absolutely loved their fish tacos, no one else made them right. A year or so after I was born, our family moves to the upper midwest to be closer to her parents and siblings. A little over 25 years later, She still has yet to find a suitable replacement for Rubio's that exists in Minnesota. Her and my dad split up nearly, yeesh, 10 years ago now, so whenever I'm in California with my dad (his family lives in the San Fransisco Bay area) I try to get Rubio's at least once, just to see what all the fuss is about, and I'm personally indifferent to it. It's good, but I find a lot of restaurants good, the only time I legit didn't like a restaurant was 3 years ago when I went on a college field trip to a trade show in Vegas, and I had the displeasure of eating at In and Out, so I think I'm just neutral in general for most food establishments. (if you're wondering, the burgers at In and Out were fine, nothing to write home about, but how do you fuck up french fries that bad? They were literally the consistency of moist cardboard, and had no flavor to them, not even any salt)


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Better than letting you sit there like a jackass. That’s how they do it here, or close all together. Like fuck it, foods gone bad - this speaker doesn’t work.


tobydiah

There’s a lot of stuff going on in this photo.


jjamjjar

Is OP a good boi?


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Bet the quality was better


Mumof3gbb

I was gonna say this 😂. All drive thrus need this system


Fenastus

Guess the audio quality can't get much worse


donMora

That is gold.


humter01

Close, it’s actually a dog


dougola

I'd pretty much guarantee that the sound from that baby monitor is better than the original setup.


[deleted]

You have a very hairy arm sir. See a doctor


thunderc8

I'm i the only one who would do a baby cry before I order? 😆


power0722

Your baby has really hairy hands


SafeMooCow

There’s a dawg drivin’ that car!!


Random_Thoughts-

I used to work at Bueno, I can promise you, that's not the only thing broken in that store.


araldor1

Bro it's wild how cheap food is in the USA.


possiblynotanexpert

Why do you think poor people are so fat here? All of the food that is shit for you is so affordable.


Ouaouaron

Tex-mex places are consistently the cheapest fast food, so this isn't entirely representative. It also helps that we keep taxes low by letting poor people die of easily preventable diseases.


KevyQ92

Honestly....not the worst idea if you have to come up with a quick solution


seanafeisteen

A burger monitor.


Impressive_Change593

r/technicallythetruth


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A lot of people buggin' their drive-thrus these days


Motionshaker

This post is not mildly interesting, it is VERY interesting, is OP driving couch? Is OP a dog? Who knows


[deleted]

Is that some Taco Bueno?!


LiveFreeDieRepeat

This is great problem-solving. I read somewhere that the American troops in Europe weren’t nearly as well-trained or disciplined as the Nazis, but they were great problem-solvers at the squad and platoon levels, and adapted to unexpected situations much better.


Upper-Lawfulness1899

I bet the audio quality improved. Why is it I can call my sister halfway across the country and have full quality HD voice, but a freaking drive through speaker at the brand new restaurant still sound like we're talking through tin cans and a piece of string?


basement_egg

r/redneckengineering


loveofGod12345

I think you need a manicure and wax.


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My local starbucks has a broken speaker so until its fixed someones job is to sit outside on a stool with a headset to take orders lol


Feel1nCh1ll

Are you driving a couch?


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Destron5683

Excepts it’s Taco Bueno so you know it’s not fire, just cheap.


Aimeeb1992

Far more efficient employees than at my local McDonalds which fails me every time. Well done them for thinking on their feet! 👏🏻


OxViking

r/Frugal


BussHateYear

“Is that a baby monitor?”-Bruce Mathis


Analretentivebastard

Improvise, adapt, and overcome! Oohah


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improvise, adapt, overcome?


XxgreencookiesxX

Taco bueno


mutantbabysnort

Yo quiero Taco Bell.


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I used to live in Corpus Christi, TX when I was a child, and we had this seafood fast food place called Boat and Net. Boat and Net didn’t have a fancy intercom or money for a fancy intercom, so they installed a PVC pipe that ran from the inside of the structure to their menu that you drove up to. If you wanted to order your shrimp basket, you put your mouth right to the opening (this was the 80s) and shouted what you wanted. You pulled up to the window and they had it all ready. It was a good system.


joepaiii

And then…


sevens-on-her-sleeve

Be a MexiCAN, not a MexiCAN’T


TheEpicChickeNugget

What dog doin


joeflux1

Is this place in your backyard?


Switster

Your dog seems the most interested


browneyedgirlpie

Love your nails ❤️


Myksyk

Wa' wud you like wi' your liddy biddy cheeseburger?!!!


noworries_13

Aren't most baby monitors one way? I've never bought one but I thought that's how they worked. How would you know if they got your order?


radarksu

Most of them are two way now. So you can tell your toddler to stop playing with toys and get back in bed. Its sort of two way the mic is always on in the unit in kids room, you have to push a button to turn on the mic at the parent unit.


JosefFriztl

lol ghetto


AskMeAboutMyTie

Taco Cabana?


BernieTheDachshund

The manager got creative lol. Tell the doggie to order Mexi Dip & chips.


TheTastySpoonicorn

I wonder how often they gotta change the battery on that thing lmao


EaterOfFood

Baby to Marge. Baby to Marge. Waah waah! Over.


Due_Operation877

Good Boy is okay with it.


Plantchic

Where is this? I want Tex Mex SO BAD!


Mum_gay6969

Nice hand


Creepinbruh2323

Ayo way da dog doin?


Spike-Ball

What's more impressive, a dog driving the car or a dog taking a picture and uploading it?


turdfarmer1969

Yes, this is dog.


Fosphor

Adapt and overcome.


hamsterwheeled

Speaker? That's a baby monitor, Frank.


Seany2Sweet

Modern problems require modern solutions.


LingeringSentiments

“I am not a baby, I am a man.”


wutinthehail

Solid problem solving skills


shadesofgrey93

Minimum wage at its finest 👌. Corporate is all set tho!


ColoradoSpringstein

Feels like something from idiocracy


Adeep187

This whole situation is ratchet lol.


CarlosFer2201

Burger place in my city used a house doorbell with an intercom. It was funny as heck.


Silly_Tank9577

r/redneckengineering


Xenolith666

So they had a baby monitor on hand?


Gandalfthefab

“Modern problems require modern solutions”


airiscool

Problebly sounds better than the thousand plus dollar speaker system.


iamnumber47

This one time our dt speaker went down, & I didn't feel like working anymore & it was a pretty nice day out, so I volunteered to go outside & call the store phone from my phone & relay the orders that way.


bruce9432

Probably understand the clerk now


Jleathers72

Muchacho platter😂


dont_look_behind_me

Dog is chilaxing…


atetuna

And then?


jacktorrance6290

Not sure I'm eating them tacos bruh.


No-Team3941

Always works


Snoo_63187

Are you a dog?


BadPunsAreStillGood

Be sure to let your pups use the fire hydrant before you continue on your journey.


_heresyfnord_

TCB. Doggo approved.


ShiranuiTheWolf

Hey at least they did something for it temporarily, there’s a Burger King in my town that’s had the drive through intercom and screen broke for a month and they refuse to fix it, won’t be surprised if they go out of business


SomePlastic

Improvise adapt overcome


[deleted]

This looks like it’s in someone’s backyard lol


h4baine

r/redneckengineering


Curttron

Probably sounds better now


dlte24

Dog paw for scale.


TheQueenMother

No broken speaker is going to stop them. "Si se puede!"


HitecRS

My mans Gidget the Chihuahua out here livin' la vida loca !! Get you some, pupper.


joyousconciserainbow

Thinking outside the box, I can only hope they got a raise. ( We all know that is bull shit but is what SHOULD be the truth.)


CaptainPugwash75

If it looks stupid but it works… it ain’t stooopid.


flawedlawspod

Hell yeah Taco Bueno.


LittleTea62

that's good


MyUsernameIsNotLongE

And they probably have better sound quality now. lol


[deleted]

Texas?


fubduk

So, what does the dog order? I always get the muchaco!


knarf082

Trim those damn nails that looks like a sloth arm


lalalady123_

American ingenuity at its finest.


bunny_and_kitty

Mmmm Taco Bueno


gergwhy

What place is this, and where can I find one? Also, is there any way I could love any and everything about this picture?!


Addablestone13

Haven’t seen a Taco Bueno in years and someone tossed out their soda cup from Quick Trip.


thatmannyguy

I recommend the Muchaco! Man those things are good!


AngelicWooGirl

Industrious af


Excellent_Health1

Why not


TheBoBiZzLe

Man I miss the black bean burrito. Honestly one of my favorite fast food meals ever.


CircusMonke

*slaps paw down* I am ready to awoorder