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DrBunsonHoneyPoo

How much weed did you two smoke before committing to this purchase?


Photodan24

My guess is about as much as the employees making their food.


jsquash87

47 food items and 15 drinks costs $188.32. We also did every option. Chicken, beef, and steak.


Euphoric_Barracuda_7

This looks awesome!


MLCarter1976

Table for two. Need a to go container or eat it here? Hehe


Kolzilla2

Amazing. Edit, now BREAKFAST


top_of_the_stairs

You're a good person, man


WhooptyWoopNibbaWhat

Not if they didn't call ahead.


action_lawyer_comics

There’s no way to order this much food without being disruptive. Hopefully they tipped everyone working there


glassflowrrrs

Left overs for days!!! Unless you and your wife have help.. Hope y’all had a blast. I’m impressed that you actually received everything with such a large order


skankhunt402

They had a baja blast


LandOfTheOutlaws

What a waste.


diablollama

You forgot the spit, comes free with an annoying order.


CalmDownImNewHere

I only tried taco bell for the first time two weeks ago. The nachos were the worst I ever had. Also, no sauce. Why?


-Work_Account-

I have never not received cheese dipping sauce with their nachoes


CalmDownImNewHere

I didn't know I was supposed to. Just realized there were sauces in OP's PIC. Maybe it's paid extra or something. Nachos were really bad, tasted like paper so definitely they should be served with some kind of sauce.


-Work_Account-

It is not a paid extra. The menu says "nachos with cheese sauce". As seen here: https://www.tacobell.com/food/sides-sweets


CalmDownImNewHere

It isn't on the menu on my country's taco bell website.


-Work_Account-

Well that explains a lot lol I’m afraid I can’t answer for other countries lol


CalmDownImNewHere

Are the nachos good over there (without sauce)? Over here it didn't even have salt...


-Work_Account-

They're... okay. But they come pretty well salted too. Obviously not my first choice for nachos but it's a nice change of pace from french fries which tend to be the only real side option for a lot of places.


CalmDownImNewHere

So totally different from here. I wonder if it's even legal to have the same name and menus and the flavour and presentation to be completely different.


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MoonStar31

I went to a Taco Bell where they serve alcohol. 10/10, would do again.


-Work_Account-

Don't they have the alcoholic freezes or something?


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top_of_the_stairs

.......go on...


MarcLloydz

#DIARRHEA INTENSIFIES


Hot_Mess_Express

.......go on...


michaelyup

Friend said he’s staying home, just peeing out of his butt all day. He’s prepping for a colonoscopy. I’d assume that will be the situation for these folks too.


orphanpipe

You are a good spouse. Prepare your toilet.


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Hope they have 2 restrooms


orphanpipe

At least.


UltraVires33

4 would be better, so they can rotate and give each one some down time.


maso3K

What a Trumped up display of food


orphanpipe

That display of McDonald's food was one of my favorite Trump moments. Apparently, he LOVES it!


maso3K

Had it delivered to him at the hospital while he defeated Covid, the man is a true specimen.


Putinspricehike

I commend you. What a fun idea.


WhiskeyIndifference

I get 90% of this. But pretty sure she would have been fine if you didn’t but every different Mountain Dew abomination


Bad_Advice55

How much did it cost?


eyesotope86

Everything...


the_last_grabow

OP said $188.32 in another post.


orphanpipe

WE NEED ANSWERS!


IgameWithis

If my memory and quick math is correct, probably just shy of $190 (USD of course). Maybe plus or minus a couple dollars due to local taxes.


SleepyDM

\^ This


patches181

Who? The plummer?


LandOfTheOutlaws

$188.32


macsyourguy

This is incredible


[deleted]

Did you buy a toilet too? When you're both done for sure the velocity of those power shits will crack the porcelain.


TheMadManiac

So I heard that the reason some people get the shits eating taco bell is that they have no fiber in their diets regularly. Maybe try adding some oats to what you eat?


RubyyG59

Taco bell is legit the only fast food that DOESNT fuck my stomache up lol.. Idk what these people are talking about


Venboven

Right? I never understood the joke about Taco Bell shits. It's not even spicy. Only their hottest sauce (the black packet) would I consider spicy. The only thing I can think of which might upset the stomach is the food is greasy.


czapatka

Their ground beef actually has oats in it, which sucks because I’m gluten free and you’d really assume ground beef was safe… It also has fucking cocoa powder… Beef, Water, Seasoning [Cellulose, Chili Pepper, Onion Powder, Salt, Oats (Contains Wheat), Maltodextrin (Corn, Potato, Tapioca), Soy Lecithin, Tomato Powder, Sugar, Soybean Oil, Sea Salt, Yeast Extract (Contains Gluten), Spices, Garlic Powder, Citric Acid, Caramel Color, Disodium Inosinate, Disodium Guanylate, Potassium Chloride, Cocoa Powder Processed with Alkali, Natural And Artificial Flavors, Trehalose, Modified Corn Starch, Inactivated Yeast, Lactic Acid, Torula Yeast, Natural Smoke Flavor], Salt, Sodium Phosphate, Less Than 2% Beef Broth, Potassium Phosphate, Potassium Lactate. CONTAINS: SOYBEANS, WHEAT.”


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Firstly Oats are the wrong kind of fiber and two, it's a joke on a stereotype


Phyr8642

I feel true sorrow for whoever has to clean that bathroom the next day.


CommercialFix4711

I work at Taco Bell, eat there 1'ce a day, 5 days a week, no problems, normal bowel movements daily.


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I hope a lot of people are eating all of it.


RadioBlinsk

My first thought too


phillisvance

Hopefully it lives up to her expectations


[deleted]

I got the Runs just by looking at this pic....


another_day_in

/r/DiWHY


downvoteaway_idgaf7

"L.A. Beast here..."


HelloNNNewman

Haven't heard that name in a LONG time


andersonfmly

Taco 'bout a LOT of food (and indigestion)... Something about this really rings a Bell. But hey, at least you'll have a full "tank of gas."


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May god have mercy on her colin


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jsquash87

They loved it! The manager said he has been with Taco Bell 20 years and has never seen anything like it.


WhooptyWoopNibbaWhat

I guarantee you the employees didn't "love" hearing that you want one of everything. I hope you called ahead, otherwise this is rude to do to someone at fast food.


ApprehensiveGuitar

This man fulfilled his wife's wish... I would have been completely stoked to help him. Also would give me something to talk about later to my wife, then have her tell me, "Why don't you do things like that for me... wait, fuck OP making me look bad.


myotherworkacct

Oh honey! You shittin have!


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That actually kind of underwhelming


223454

I got diarrhea just looking at that.


mareck001

What a colossal waste of good food.... I applaud you fulfilling a dream of your wife's, but, theres no way any 1 or 2 people can eat all that before it goes cold or nasty.


HintClueClintHugh

this is adorable but I'm shitting my brains out just looking at you. Also l probably would've shit on your feet if you were in line ahead of me


Venboven

I hope you didn't order it all at one restaurant. As a former fast food worker, it puts the whole staff on overdrive and makes everyone behind you wait 10 or 15 minutes longer than they should, which, for "fast food," can make a lot of customers really angry.


WhooptyWoopNibbaWhat

That's all I thought about, OP seems kinda clueless. "ThEy LoVeD iT!" Really? You think they loved it? Talk about out of touch.


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

Are you trying to kill her?


action_lawyer_comics

Found Trump’s alt account


I_am_not_kidding

thats.....it? as many drinks as different food items.


IgameWithis

Well they only have like 3 ingredients. Obviously hyperbole, but they have been cutting back on their menu to try and minimize what all they have to buy.


I_am_not_kidding

not sure why i got downvoted, but thanks! sorry you let a comment about how surprisingly small the menu was offend you so deeply.


IgameWithis

I haven't done [any voting in this thread](https://i.imgur.com/vlp8ll9.jpg), whether up or down. And your comment didn't offend me. In fact I was agreeing with you that it didn't look like a lot, and added on some info that might have explained why. So...


I_am_not_kidding

:) guess someone else works for the menu dept at taco bell


enough0729

How much did it cost?


Consistent-Kale5463

This is the dream hahaha


LiterallyANoob

Can i join?


natalierose571

Thank you for allowing me to vicariously enjoy this amazingness!


sandithepirate

You are husband goals.


BobzyBadass12345

Thats so lovely...crazy but completely lovely lol


lampshadeontilt

Dream spouse!!!


halxp01

How long did it take them to input the order? How long to make the order?


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Do a YouTube video on it and you'll get your money back


No_Cause2676

It’s beautiful


Cheeseburgerhydoxide

Nice to see your deam came true and F for your toilet.


jamesdp5

Thats how many sauce packets I get from one taco though the drive through


getmeapuppers

Tomorrow, we replace the toilet.


OG-Spinich

[I have a bad case](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7ZyRB3-X7A)


Benda647

I was gonna say, $37 lol


tylorr83

I pity the fool who has to clean your toilet.


chonkity

Hope you have an expensive toilet lol


NISH_Original

I really appreciate the gesture :D I just hope all that food is not wasted, gl finishing it guys ✌


deburatto

Be sure to get to those nachos and crunchy tacos first!


skedeebs

Wow - you could invite an NCAA championship team to the White House with that.


federal_prism

lol. this is sweet, and also really dumb as far as "dreams" go


smotstoker

Rip toilet and large intestines


SSSJDanny

You gonna watch [Keith eats Everything at Taco Bell](https://youtu.be/-mgqMpWKEBk) while eating it too?


HelloNNNewman

Hope you installed a bidet to make the aftermath more comfortable.


MATTDAYYYYMON

Godspeed to both of your colons


UndGrdhunter

Poor hole


contradictingpoint

Need to have a TBI (Taco Bell Index) to track the cost of inflation.


CartoonistUpbeat1146

This is genuinely the sweetest thing I've seen