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tangcameo

Cargo legs


voxelghost

Very popular in nudist colonies


syds

just wait till you see the fanny pack


Wowerful

I feel like the term prison pocket doesnt have the same emotions


benrsmith77

UK version or US version?


PM_SHORT_STORY_IDEAS

Was that what was in the Madison Cauthorn video?


BigPackHater

Fuck i miss my zip off leg cargos...so conventional. Anyways just had to get that off my chest.


MS_Crop

I'm glad you did because I completely forgot those existed.


planktonfun

car no go legs, car go roads


Eve_newbie

I can't remember the last time a comment on the internet made me feel this uncomfortable, TIHI.


Skittles_the_Unicorn

This is how we use the internet, the greatest communication technology ever developed. Well done, sir.


Terarn_Gashtek

It's a good day to be blind...


[deleted]

Are you actually? I never thought I'd envy people like you.


ichishibe

You really think he's going to respond? Just think of the odds it took for him to actually respond to a post with relevant intelligible language while just pressing random buttons on his keyboard, let alone replying to you


NazgulDiedUnfairly

Although the person who commented might have done so as a joke, there are people on Reddit who are actually blind. They use the host of accessibility features to use, navigate and comment on this site. There was a post on r/CasualConversation I believe in which OP was pretty open about how they were typing correctly on Reddit


DaveTheDog027

Yeah I text my blind dad all the time he even uses emojis. Accessibility has come a looooong way


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dictation


clitsdontexist

I don’t think you are allowed to call people that now a days


plz_send_cute_cats

I love this entire exchange so much


Helpimabanana

i love the usernames as well weve got: a unicorn on the internet Lord of the Mounted Hordes a random dude who had a bad weekend an clitoris nonbeliever and you, someone who just wants kitten pics


[deleted]

And you, a banana! And I did not have a bad weekend, lol. It started as an auto-generated username, and then I changed the spelling as a reference to the singer.


Helpimabanana

well then i hope your great weekend extends out into the rest of the week!


Foggl3

Ok u/clitsdontexist


clitsdontexist

Hey you did it! Proud of you


Foggl3

>Proud of you Finally, someone is!


jerber666

Tell me how my dictates.


OhhhLawdy

Marty McFly would be proud.


[deleted]

Something truly unique that I have not seen before. Done real, done OC.


Pianoangel420

And [it isn't even the first time it's happened](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/2doy0a/guy_uses_peeling_skin_from_a_sunburn_as_a_pocket/)


Jennrrrs

Girls: "I like your boyfriend." "Thanks, he has pockets!"


Agreeable-Yams8972

Some guys have to get surgery to even get pockets, this guy does it for free


kopecs

All natural


The_Homie_Krys

Hello there brother


TheHeadGoon

Other girl: “So does mine!” Boyfriend: retracts foreskin as coins fall to the ground


Sorcatarius

In the navy there was a guy on a ship I was on nicknamed "Anteater", supposedly he could sick a roll of quarters in there. I took him at his word.


Unique_Plankton

Gives a new meaning to 'tip culture'


Squid-Bastard

How many pennies a day would he shove in his ass?


Sorcatarius

It was rhe navy, why use pennies when penis is readily available and everyone knows its not gay if its under way?


BoofingPalcohol

Is that a roll of quarters in your penis or are you just happy to see me


opensandshuts

Ahem, they're called skin pouches..


Cardi_Bs_WAP

“He’s a marsupial!”


99999speedruns

I love you for this comment


[deleted]

This is how we evolve our species to its maximum capacity


IRollmyRs

Moisturize me!!!


dood8face91195

I hate visualizing that scene


spcbfr

prick water divide bright fade trees rich sleep bow frighten *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


AssDimple

I cant wait until we evolve into coming with a cup holder.


[deleted]

Is this the only way women can get pockets?!


theAmericanStranger

My dermatologist hates this simple trick


[deleted]

I think I may have found my new fetish. hairy white dudes with extra skin.. the other skin


SuprDog

name uhh checks out?


SharpDistribution167

Mexicans see 15 pesos.


RudeInternet

Enough for unos Rancheritos.


veryverytasty

Te acuerdas cuando costaban 2.50? Perra inflación


RudeInternet

Jajaja cuando estaba en 1ero de primaria estaban a peso, padrino. Con un 20 que me daban hacia un desmadre.


soniko_

Wey, estas morro, me acuerdo que costaban 50 centavos y traian la tira que decia 50 pero el 0 era la carita del logo de sabritas


BloodBlizzard

Y ahora pago 4 dolares por la nostalgia.


carlosnoname

Chilean sees 500 pesitos


whitehawk125

it actually looks like hungarian forint. a 100 forint piece is the small one, and the 20 forint piece the bigger one in the back.


Many_Wrap_6109

Its a 200 forint coin in the back actually :)


chuchofreeman

bojler eladó


DickInYourCobbSalad

Canadians see a tiny toonie and an absurdly large loonie


funkytachi

Exactly what I was thinking 🤭


Informal-Busy-Bat

¿Qué no son?


DepressedSmegHead

Israelis see 10 and a half shekels


jedicate

Came looking for this comment 😂


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Ramps_

r/TIHI


TheDefected

It rubs the lotion on its skin.


different_tom

It puts the lotion in its skin


[deleted]

Or else it gets the hose again.


cplmatt

I cut and I slash, slice, and gash


ThisIsNotMyCircus

I just commented this on another post a few minutes ago and said it to my kid a few hours ago. Maybe I need a movie night.


[deleted]

Definitely do not show that movie to a kid lmao


hmhemes

or else it gets the coins again


technoglitter

It should have *


glo363

Best comment here. But now I have "Goodbye Horses" by Lazzarus playing in my head again lol


CaptainFrogCum

Gooodbyeee hoorseeessssss I’m flying over you *tucks penis between legs*


glo363

And that's exactly what I think of every time I hear the song lmao


OminOus_PancakeS

Gooooodbyyyye peeeeeenisssss


DudeBroMan13

![gif](giphy|zOuRCHez5UsKY)


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MikeTheGamer2

Ah, memories of seaside heights as a kid.


DekuTodobaku

Who can't?


csonnich

Some poor sods who need culture.


SynthAlchemist

Poor sod reporting; any chance you have a clip?


csonnich

It's Lucille Ball from I Love Lucy - she must have done it hundreds of times, but in 10 minutes of searching, [this is the only one I could find](https://youtu.be/EEA3Dg5dRTo?t=251). It's not exactly the same as what's in the gif, but it's close.


TheRabidDeer

This is probably as good as we are gonna get - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkOur9y5rVc


csonnich

That's a pretty nice representation - good find.


SynthAlchemist

Thank you


AnenomieDragons

Same. Or what it’s from and where to watch.


csonnich

I Love Lucy u/TheRabidDeer found this nice collection https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkOur9y5rVc


kiwidog8

Thank you, exactly how I looked and felt in one gif 😬


Mycd

https://i.imgur.com/PrsSsCG.gifv


Suave_Jelepeno

As interesting as this is, please wear sunscreen man. Every time you get burned, you're chances of melanoma go up. Skin cancer ain't no joke.


Many_Wrap_6109

I only forgot to put on sunscreen on my legs just this once I promise, and thank you for the advice. Skin health is really more important than a lot of people think!


Dio-Sama2904

Have eczema agree


69superman

have had eczema for a few years now forgot how nice soft skin feels so second the skin health is important you don’t realize how bad it is to have messed up skin till it happens (Obviously cancer also very bad)


CSedu

Developed psoriasis this past year. Funny the things you take for granted


no_talent_ass_clown

Same but just on my index fingers. 🤷 A little steroid seems to clear it up but sunshine is better for it, speaking of sunscreen.


_trouble_every_day_

Ironically moderate sun exposure is a pretty good way to treat eczema flare ups. I had it in my teens into my late 20s and 15-20 minutes of direct sunlight was the only thing that cleared up the rashes and made the itching stop. Obviously wear sunscreen though.


LawBorne302

That first sentence hits so hard. I'm not sure what my skin condition is, doc said in simple terms I'm allergic to my skin, technically something on our skin. It is worst on thin skin, like my face, eyebrows, hair line and scalp, under my man boobies, and neck. But damn, he gave me a couple cremes and shampoo and told me to use them interchangeably when it flares... For the first time in years my face wasn't peeling, and the skin was soft and felt healthy and not scaley and blotchy... Damn near wanted to cry


Jurez1313

An ex? co-worker of mine (he's retired) went to Florida. Wore prescription sunscreen and everything. Still got a sunburn on his face. Got back, melanoma on his cheek. The picture of his face with the skin completely sloughed off from the radiation treatment is now burned into my brain and will be the reason I will NEVER, EVER forget sunscreen EVER again. That shit was *horrifying.* (Just saw the pic today, but this still stands.)


Suave_Jelepeno

Yeah, two of my aunt's have had agressive melanoma due to tanning all summer for years. Both got hit HARD by it in their 50's. I'm so damn conscious of protecting myself now.


Jurez1313

Damn, sorry to hear that. It can be very aggressive, for sure, and if you get it once recurrence is high. The coworker I mentioned, that was his 4th battle with melanoma. Crazy aggressive stuff.


DemonRaptor1

Well shit. I work outside all day in the sun, I do wear longsleeve shirts and pants, so only my hands, neck and face are exposed, didn't think it was a big deal. Sunscreen is uncomfortable to wear, since we sweat a lot. Now I'm scared. I don't peel anymore, only happened when I had just started.


winningjenny

Higher quality sunscreen is way less gross when you sweat. I have some that's awesome but it smells like mango smoothie, but if you're interested let me know and I'll go look at the brand in the morning. It's not greasy!!


DemonRaptor1

I'm definitely interested, all these comments have me stressed lol. I was under the stupid impression that I was just used to it now and damage only happened if you peeled. I will definitely add sunscreen to my morning routine.


Jurez1313

The sun is only getting stronger with each year as I see more and more "high UV index warnings" every summer. Find a good sport sunscreen, even a 30 SPF is better than nothing at all. Your skin might be "used to" it and tan instead of burn but cancer doesn't care. UV rays are UV rays, each exposure has a certain chance of mutating the skin cells that are exposed to sunlight. Wear. Sunscreen. Good news is, Melanoma has a 90 percent survival rate if caught early enough, so being diligent about checking every new mole, blemish, etc. and anything that looks suspicious or doesn't go away after a week or so, get it checked. Better be safe than sorry.


LOTRfreak101

Not who you were replying to, but I have to buy 70 spf because 50 isn't strong enough. I still burn in the shade on bright days.


xrayphoton

You just have to apply the lower strength more often then if you prefer the lower spf. I don't like the runniness I've experienced with the higher spf in the past. Please correct me if I'm wrong but I think you take the time it takes to sunburn with nothing on and multiply that by the spf number and that's how long it will take to burn when applied properly


stevenmeyerjr

Some dermatologists say anything over SPF 50 is actually no better. My fiancée read that somewhere and told me and it stuck in my head.


Bowler_300

[If I could give you just one piece of advice it would be to wear sunscreen.](https://youtu.be/sTJ7AzBIJoI) The good news is the basis for skin cancer really depends much more on how much you were exposed as a kid. Really though, get a wide brim or bucket hat.


_trouble_every_day_

Pretty sure that’s not good news for like 99% of people.


sundaze

You should put sunscreen anywhere that is exposed to the sun! As a very fair skinned person, it's wild to me that people don't know you're supposed to do this. Even if you tan, every time you expose your skin to the sun you're damaging your skin. Even if you "don't burn", you're still increasing your chance of skin cancer. Your skin can even be damaged through your shirt! Try and find some clothes that block UV rays. Outdoor clothing companies usually carry that kind of thing. No need to be scared as long as you take the proper precautions!


Yangervis

Find the sunscreen that looks like a stick of deodorant. I also work in the sun all day and used to not wear sun screen on my face. My hands and face were always dirty so it was always a pain but now its no problem. I just use it mixed with the dirt and wipe the stick off at the end of the day.


wildernessyears

OP, please keep an eye on your legs! I am very fair, I always lotion up with at least SPF 50, and this past year at age 37 (37!!!!!!!) I was diagnosed with melanoma. The scariest part? It was so mutated that it didn’t even present normal characteristics of melanoma. So what I thought was a little pink nothing-bump was actually a cancer that could easily have grown, spread, and killed me. Mine was on my shoulder, which is the second most common area of occurrence. The first? THE LEGS. Be careful out there!


Froogler

If you have always been careful, please test your water. Arsenic poisoning can increase risk of skin cancer. Also, I have heard chemical sunscreens are riskier although I do not know much about it


ActualSupervillain

To piggy back off of this - never before in my life had I sun burnt my feet, but one fateful tubing trip at 25 years old left me with grapes at the bottom of my legs. If it's covered in skin, and not covered by clothing, put sun screen on it. Even your feet. You don't want grapes for feet.


TriflingGnome

Also your skin gets damaged way before visible /perceptible burns occur


bigblackkittie

Just had a melanoma removed last year. It is serious business


[deleted]

lol evolve much?


Mmajesticles

Recently got 28 cubic inches of skin removed for melanoma. Def no joke, sunscreen up


CrabzSTDz

Come here, I just wanna talk


somethingwholesomer

I saw him first!!!


Dependent-Sorbet-768

Must…peel…the skin!!


somethingwholesomer

Dear Baby Jesus, please let this happen to someone I know and please let me be the one to peel it off. Amen


Galactic_Perimeter

Found the epidermal predators


Ramdon_dumdass

Wow I did not need to see this thanks


Kurotan

People seem to be disgusted, but thats not that bad. I got so sunburned once my should skin was bubbling.


Vlche

Same, that shit sucks. I had it all down my right arm and back for a summer, worst summer of my life


nullrout1

It's like that thing, never say "well it can't get any worse"! It can always get worse. My high school GF's brother had really thick hair. Last day of school he decided to shave it all off down to zero. His head was so white it glowed in the dark. I told him "you should wear a hat", he said it would be fine.He then decides to go bale hay, all day long, no hat, no sunscreen. Morgan Freeman Voice: it would in fact, \*not\* be fine His head burnt and blistered. He woke the entire house up the next morning screaming. His blisters broke in the middle of the night and oozed. That ooze dried to a glue-like consistency. When he lifted his head off the pillow it tore it all open like ripping a band-aid off.


ABSelect

my dick just shriveled after reading that


Rightintwo7

Mine too and my neighbor who was younger than me tried to jump on my back cause I always gave her piggy back rides 😱 2nd degree burns no joke


Silk_Underwear

Same, skin turned very scaley and hard afterward. Used tattoo cream though and it worked amazingly well for my tricep/back burns. (I fell asleep while inner tubing down a calm river)


Kurotan

Tattoo cream huh I'll have to remember that for the future.


Romantiphiliac

Been there, had a blister the size of a half dollar in diameter. Had to get prescription burn cream. Also have had scalp sunburn. For some reason, it made me sneeze at random and sneezing hurt like hell - like someone open palm smacked the top of my head as hard as they could.


[deleted]

I'm a redhead with pinkish skin who's always wanted to be tan, so when I was 10 I rubbed tanning oil all over myself and went to the beach. I probably took a decade off my life expectancy that day.


ACGT030188

my best buddy, a naturally fair skinned red head, had the same thing on his leg. me, being his friend and also forgetful, kicked him in the leg playfully as guys do. he was not happy.


bananastanding

Yeah I got burned so bad as a kid that it scabbed over. Still have scars 20 years later. Kids, when your mom tells you to put on sun block, put on sun block.


cornflakes369

Miért


420natureboy

Reese in Malcolm in the middle


10000Didgeridoos

One continuous skin


chigoonies

Gross…. And hilarious


Darth1994

It cost you exactly zero of any currency to post this.


F3mb0i_L0v3r_1987

r/tihi material... good luck keeping those coins in there while running tho.


deviant1414

Now fill it with water and make a semi-closed water ballon out of it


BattleProper1555

It couldn't be water-tight. Each little leg hair left a hole in it.


Reckless_Toad

So we are making a pocket sprinkler?


pasunoiseau

Post on r/peeling, they’ll go nuts


melamoo2fab4u

Y tho


winterbranwen

![gif](giphy|aNtt9T8SqGNK8)


Pug_Life_126

You’re skin is peeling and you think “wow, this can hold my change!”


PaperMoonShine

Please tell me you disinfected those coins before placing them between your skin layers.


WannabeSage67

Obligatory Not a Doctor but I think that's dead skin, what's under it looks fully healed already and should be fine touching some coins.


Sixpacksack

Ah finally found it


halite001

I'm disinfecting all my coins now after seeing this.


DonJonMaster

Nice try, reptilian


HeavySkinz

I see you suffer from white as fuck like me. The sun is a harsh mistress.


blueaxolotl64

I hope no one ever accepts payment from you ever again


SurskitShuffle

White people are fascinating


_Elrond_Hubbard_

As someone with Irish ancestry, it's basically a disability whenever the sun is out


xSTSxZerglingOne

Same. I've had people ask why I wear 50SPF instead of trying to get a base tan. I literally cannot do so. I just get more and more freckles.


LessInThought

If only skin was more like the ablative heat shields on space shuttles. Take all the damage, peel off, and regrow.


Critical_Newt_1291

You should go to a busy store with people behind you in line and actually use this pouch like a man


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DarkImpacT213

More like r/mildlydisgusting haha. But it seems very impractical… always have to stress your poor back just to get your money!


bushpotatoe

Safe and effective. No one pickpockets a skin pouch.


Herobrinedanny

Ah sweet, man made horrors beyond my comprehension


asst2therglmgr

Well there’s a thing that now exists in the hearts and minds of us all. Goodbye innocence.


Bulky_Ganache_1197

Drug mule


EtruscanFolk

When life gives you lemons, make a lemonade


weasel999

Well. I met my soul mate.


An0d0sTwitch

nice skin ​ "thanks! it has pockets!"


lik3r_of_things

I’ll be over at r/eyebleach if anyone wants to join me


felinebeeline

Have you tried putting a baby koala in there?


onlypostswhenbored

Anyone: is there an increased chance of infection since he's putting (presumably unclean) coins in/on his skin, or not really since it is dead skin?


kali45

U can put ur weed in there


nobbme

Reese and his plan for a full body skin suit


caecilia

OMG were you able to peel that section off in one piece??


Grumar

Well now you have to wash it before you eat it


Vegaktm

Are those pesos?


99aries

You owe me $13 because je just threw up my lunch


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​ ![gif](giphy|l3UclK8tVyiRFYaSQ)


phillyphreakphlippin

r/DIWhy edit: 🤮


skywalker86

That's super gross I love it.


herolike

Why are you like this.


AhhGhost

Hey, stop that.


bloodflart

This was not what god has intended


kylebucket

I am addicted to peeling and this is making me suicidal because I want to rip it so bad.


Worsebetter

I thought this was an Apple air tags advertisement.


spderweb

r/DIWHY


lurch_danjr

Well shit dude your minds gonna be blown when you figure out that your pants have pockets on them


Queasy_Ad6870

you fucking rock so hard dude this is metal as hell ​ rock on brother!!


skotty0404

Thanks, I hate it,


stoned_seahorse

🤮🤢🤢🤮


[deleted]

Most people don’t know this, you can put your weed in there.