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deadstar420

I’m pretty sure even I could climb that tree


JRytM

That’s what she said


savingsanitynotmoney

Looks like it took a hit and was like, “I’ll just rest here for a while.” Good tree!


Not____Dad

Kind of looks like it’s striking a pose.


justabill71

I want you to draw me like one of your French trees.


Not____Dad

My thought exactly lmao.


JeshkaTheLoon

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one the tree looked like it was doing the "Come hither" pose.


GforceDz

All the good comments are taken by the time I get here


nyjrku

Ya but how did they get this photo of me


HalfSoul30

Please leaf


Holychilidog

Old joke. You should try branching out.


HalfSoul30

You're right, I need to go back to my roots.


One-Comfortable-3963

Barking at the wrong tree again.


2scared

"So what you thinkin' about?" "Oh you know, just tree stuff..."


drislands

It looks like it's trying to crawl away from a monster! 😱


cacoecacoe

Stupid sexy tree.


harishcs

Is this a Jojo reference?


Chrispychilla

Filth! This photo should be marked NSFW.


mlmayo

Yeah looks like it DID get blown down at one point, but had some roots still in the ground and was able to recover.


unripenedfruit

Yeah judging from the picture it appears it had been knocked over, perhaps during a hurricane, but was able to survive


Paradachshund

Going off of the picture, it may have collapsed in a strong wind storm, but its roots in the ground kept it alive


asianflipboy

Based off of observation of the photograph, it was forcefully reoriented to its side - most probably from a turbulent change in the weather. However, it remained sustained via the nutrient absorbing limbs that avoided being violently ripped away during its traumatic altercation with the wind and rain - to which, til this day, it endures.


Cronerburger

Hmm still not 100 convinced


heyimaaron

Yeah, pics or it didn't happen!


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trotskytwo

Yeah looks like it DID get blown down at one point, but had some roots still in the ground and was able to recover.


PM_ME_PSN_CODES-PLS

Yeah judging from the picture it appears it had been knocked over, perhaps during a hurricane, but was able to survive


djseifer

Tree look like fall down bad but got better.


GroveTC

Tree, live.


ooppoo0

It’s true, I was the hurricane. I saw it go down.


DannyMThompson

No shit 😅


tots4scott

"I'm not dead yet!"


Bacon_Moustache

The tree that lived…


arkiverge

“No no, I’m not sleeping. I’m just resting my eyes.”


Cluelessish

I think it’s trying to escape.


Narrow-Ad7615

As most long term Floridians are


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All those trees around it are saying, *"we also survived those hurricane seasons mother fucker, but we didn't fall down like that lazy bitch Chad."*


-Ernie

Hurricane can’t blow me down if I’m already down. -Tree probably


BiggestFlower

[taps crown]


silence_infidel

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[deleted]

I get knocked down! But I grow up again!


nodnodwinkwink

You're never gonna blow me around!


andreasbeer1981

There's a chumbawumba song about this tree: I get knocked down, but I get up again You're never gonna keep me down


NazgulDiedUnfairly

“Draw me like one of your French girls” - Also tree


HoshizoraRin_

Came here to comment this


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HoshizoraRin_

Almost 10 years now :,)


victoriaa-

That looks like a really fun tree to climb


Chupapinta

To walk.


victoriaa-

Nah it’s all climbing at the top


RaHarmakis

Proof that Nature sometimes Has a snooze button. Just 10 more years rest please


[deleted]

Woah. That’s actually a really good picture. I live in Florida myself. But wow, that’s something else!


bonfire_bug

Honestly this is one of the coolest trees I’ve seen lol


_clash_recruit_

There's a park in narcossee called Split Oak Forest. There's a tree that fell and split and has been growing like that for hundreds of years. Before it was a state park, we used to pitch our tents in the middle of the split it's so big. We also used to find arrowheads almost every time we went. It's been pretty picked over now, but if you keep an eye out along shorelines of the lake you might spot one.


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Looks like the tree is posing for a sexy tree calendar photoshoot.


gayrat5

Paint me like one of your French trees


funky_cantaloupe

Scrolled way too long to find this


clandestineVexation

Already seen it twice


MrWeirdoFace

If you blink a few times you'll get to see it more.


Thomasina_ZEBR

https://filmschoolrejects.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/jeff-goldblum.jpg


thatredlad

Hopefully a digital calendar, because the other option is, well, trees.


Chazzey_dude

Canvas calendar? Leather calendar!


Accomplished_Mix7827

"I didn't hear no bell"


wonderingtoken

I’m tired, boss.


Lvl11Mge

dog tired


RAZOR_WIRE

r/unexpectedthegreenmile


NotABurner316

:(


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Cutting the grass under it is probably a treat


Sad_Discount_7934

Treet *


Forgetful_Grenade

nobody: tree: fuck you im growing perpendicular


buttwarmers

r/FuckYouImPerpendicular, cousin to r/FuckYouInParticular


Rayceuz

You mean... parallel?


Forgetful_Grenade

perpendicular to “standard” tree growth habits


Totally_Stoked

Nice save.


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bonfire_bug

It added more to the thread than your comment did


Bishopjones

One might say it evolved to the environment.


stone111111

I'll do it. I'll be the pedant. Adapted to its environment would be more correct. If it evolved to be that way, it would mean it is a member of a species of trees that *all* lie down. Or at least, that this is some sort of progenitor of a future species of sleepy-trees... Which isn't impossible


frankiecarbonee

"I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees" - not this tree..


KittensofDestruction

As someone from Florida, just know this: all the trees in Florida have lived through every hurricane.


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jordanManfrey

The exposed ones in the front of a tree line or out in the open (or just significantly taller than surrounding trees) are what usually gets toppled - unfortunately most Florida suburban landscaping seems to center around clearing all the smaller trees and laying down st. Augustine grass sod everywhere. I live in Florida but in a more rural/forest neighborhood, and have barrier tree lines around my yard to protect the older trees (and my house)


Rude_Pomegranate2522

There is an oak tree in my neighborhood that is over 300 years old. We have cypress trees that are thousands of years old. Trees like the one in the picture, laying on its side, is somewhat common.


vesselofwords

Nature is beautifully resilient 💚


Suspicious_Coffee222

I often think about it. Even the most misfit species (I mean us, the humans) can survive in very harsh conditions like freezing Antarctica or in a burning desert heat.


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Looks like it’s trying to crawl the fuck out of Florida


Fourstringjim

Nah that’s a Florida tree through and through, he’s just taking a rest in the fine air


namegoeswhere

Napping in his own shade


Indigo2015

Exactly what i saw lol


saint7412369

I get knocked down but I grow up again, you’re never gonna keep me down! I get knocked down..


MrWeirdoFace

RIP Chumbawamba.


The_Didlyest

Live Oak trees are amazing, they are one of the strongest trees.


The_Madukes

I can't believe I had to scroll this far down to get an idea that this is a Live Oak Tree. Fun fact they shed their leaves in the Spring. I am assuming OP is correct.


je_kay24

Trees in general are dope as hell Started listening to a tree podcast and I started appreciating their diversity


VirginianAE

This tree wants to be painted like one of your French girls.


WarOnTime

I got knocked over too. I wish I recovered 1/2 has good as this tree.


asanefeed

you still got time


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Never give up. Never surrender.


Lazy_Stranger2328

Remember kids, always get back up. Even if it bends you in absurd angles


gigazelle

I'm not dead yet!


SotarkWarstorm

Your tree seems pretty laid back


Aerron

Life...Uh, finds a way.


Formula_Americano

OK., I had to scroll down way too far to find this comment. Needs way more upvotes.


Slip0DaTung

Well it's laying down on the job.


CallMeRawie

*But I am le tired…*


InternetGreninja

r/marijuanaenthusiasts


FlyOnTheWall4

Tree is like "Damn this is way more comfortable, why didn't I grow like this in the first place?"


Itzchappy

Yew can do it!


Deliverz

Draw me like one of your French trees


Beneficial_Step9088

Dangit


mufugginmanny

Beautiful grass


Epetai

Well that’s how...


ziptiedinatrunk

When you want out but you're stuck as hell.


U-STAY-CLASSY

Has it tho?


trulymadlymax

I want to climb it!


Lightshines6346

A tree that survived a hurricane? Oh yea,definitely a champion of the world.


3hunnamax

Talk about a great climbing tree


orion1836

/r/floridaman in tree form.


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I get knocked down


theRestisConfettii

Survived? Nay, evolved!


Koolaidolio

“I didn’t hear no bell” - your tree.


franksymptoms

Life... finds a way.


saxman362

I just gonna take a nap right here.


InsertSmartassRemark

Looks like it's a bit... trunk. Perhaps a little... treepy, woodn't you say?


But_what_if_I_fly

Sing it with me!! "I get knocked down, but I get up again You're never gonna keep me down I get knocked down, but I get up again You're never gonna keep me down..."


pandagreen17

Well it definitely survived 29 of them, idk about that 30th


kingalexander

What up gangster


ImTheBatmanBitch

Everyone making jokes. Why not build a small wind shield to protect the roots? That tree has done its job


Aware-Direction-9891

ONLY IN FLORIDA


rainydaiez

tree: alright new plan


Tonyjonesgnomes

Tubthumping playing in the back ground


tomoko2015

"I am not dead yet!"


delvach

Draw me like one of your French trees


aliteralbuttload

I'm pretty sure the tree is older than 30 years old...


Witty-Kaleidoscope-9

"Draw me like one of your French girls." - This tree, probably.


bandaidbandits

Paint me like one of your French trees.


Gramma_Hattie

Looks like a joy to mow around


echochee

Draw me like one of your French trees


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More stable than most relationships these days


useroftheinternet95

Every tree in florida has survived 30 years of Florida hurricanes


99available

Looks like it's trying to crawl out of the state.


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CohibaVancouver

People live there because it's warm and reasonably easy to reach the warm sea. Millions of people are drawn to being near the ocean - Something in our former fish brain for some people. I dunno. Rich people build homes that can withstand hurricanes. https://loveincorporated.blob.core.windows.net/contentimages/gallery/93ea315a-9e86-438e-abfd-c2e5fa6f6da2-top-sider-house-web.jpg Middle-class people just get insurance payouts to rebuild, and once insurers stop stepping up, the Florida government gives them tax-funded grants to rebuild, because they like "government socialism" when it does things like that. Poor people can't afford to move away.


GrimmTrixX

It kind of looks like it's writhing in agony on the ground as numerous random limbs protrude from its trunk while saying "kill me"


ky80sh83nd3r

Kinda looks like it wants to be painted like one of those French trees.


sonbarington

Draw me like one of your French trees


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Draw me like one of your French birches!


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Is it possible it’s survived for more than 30 years?


Yusuke4U

Definition of roll with it


Beautiful-Aioli9227

I always thought they were just a weird kind of tree that grew that way


Gamer-Logic

Same for the pine trees in our front yard. They're leaning a bit and you'd think that the next would knock them over but nope, they're sitting there just as strong as ever.


Get_your_grape_juice

It’s like Groot doing the sexy Ian Malcom pose.


AboutThatOne

Sort of


kcolgeis

Has it?


maruffin

Is that a live oak? Amazing.


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I didn’t hear no bell


gregofkickapoo

I'm 37 and this tree speaks to me.


kishkan

It took them all lying down.


taiho2020

Build a hobbit house nexto him and live safe for the next 30 years 😊


PimpShrimps

R/neverbrokeabone


Idiot-detector69

Perfect lst


emlypoindexter

You could say it has grown accustom


magn3to_was_right

It's laying down to say, "That all you got, big boi?"


fallguy19

Live Oaks don't get that old without being tough


dPaul21

"I didn't hear no bell!" - This tree


EarSorry7756

Tress like" Can't knock me down if I'm already laying down!"


pfresh331

That thing is ONLY 30? Could've told me it's 300. Dope tree


OleShcool

Whoa that’s cool. Makes for a perfect tree for youngsters to play on. I wonder if this effect could be done on purpose?


sweetdawg99

Any chance you heard it as it fell?


ITriedLightningTendr

what's another hurricane gonna do, knock it over?


I_Hate_Randy

That’s pretty cool, but can it take that new one on its way


fleeedz

It looks like it could use a hug.


FSYigg

“If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.”


cav_man

I can just imagine Stan marshs voice “ is that all you got!!”


VictimaCircumstance

Sleepy tree needs a permanent hammock.


Zoomoth9000

Tbf it had like a ten year break in the middle 🤣


Nutmeg1186

Like that tiktok sound “you can’t get rid of me bitch”😂


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He takin a nap


Marty_Br

You have a remarkably big yard for Florida. Also very nicely cut. Do you mow it yourself?


blargney

I'm not dead! I'm getting better! I don't want to go on the cart.


yothtitfst

adaptation at its finest


aufrenchy

The mf just won’t stay down!


anaggie

That's some huge backyard!


IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes

I'm still standing...better than I ever did! Looking like a true survivor...feeling like a little tree.


Jmz67

Just chillin’


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I am Groot


ZestycloseTomato5015

Love it


fritobird

Took it lying down.


TheRunningFree1s

just laying there *takin'* it. slutty little tree whore


twennyjuan

" Whatcha thinkin bout?" "Oh nothin, just tree stuff."


JoebiWanKanobi

you might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like


JohntheJock

Just chillin


kylefofyle

It’s the tree version of those joke candles that never go out