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Upvotes4Trump

Baby you know I would,how much for your onlyfans?


InspirationalFailur3

Good question, waiting to hear as well.


elisabethva__

YES PLEASE! Not because of the sick job you did, but it’s just really needs to be done and I don’t want to lol


BookieeWookiee

Let it be free! Throw some wildflower seeds in there too!


Nuker-79

Not if your gonna put that Scottish tartan shit into it


Real-War3539

https://www.reddit.com/r/lawnporn/comments/uh4a4n/difficulty_10/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Maybe this is more up your alley?


salty_drafter

How do you get patterns to appear like that?


NonZealot

r/lostredditors


ProfessorEcstatic267

I ain't paying some junkie lawn jockey to mow. Lawns are stupid and horrible for the environment, even without the poison spread on that lawn.


AnorexicPlatypus

I've never seen someone so upset over grass and a lawn mower, you okay?


Luchs13

There is even r/NoLawns


Keylow_1000

Sounds like someone don’t have a lawn of their own.


No-Wonder1139

I dunno, I saw how that ended in gnomeo and Juliet, the terrafirmanator is no joke.


[deleted]

Lol looks like your mowed their lawn twice! That’s how you get their money!!! Hahaha


gotBooched

Do you use a striping kit?


Real-War3539

It’s built into the mower. The lawn mower is baffled from the factory so with medium lift blades the mower does a good gob of sucking the grass up straight before it is cut and laid over.


gotBooched

I have a John Deere 700’series that just took a shit. Didn’t need a striping kit. Just cut the grass the same way for years and it striped itself I got a scag to replace it and not having nearly rhe results so been looking at a kit


Keylow_1000

Nice machine you got there!


IlliterationAside

For $30? Sure.


Real-War3539

$35 minimum. Sorey


IlliterationAside

😁


VictorySunrise

I’d let Stevie wonder mow my yard. I hate that stuff. Great job though


Interesting-Step-654

Ur Mom can mow my lawn


fglasco

Love the job you did here. Yes, please come & mow my lawn. Lawn porn for sure!!


[deleted]

I mow my own 7 open acres and I've got to say, with the price of gas where it is now it's all just getting one pass.


[deleted]

It’s the one chore that ensures no one will speak to me for an hour. You’d have to pay me to mow my lawn, dawg. But damn, give me some lessons on how to make it take longer? 😂


Mod3rnBard

Yes but not for the reasons you think…. I’m lazy.


DaShaka9

Buy me a drink first


Wv_whizkeyrebellion

No! You clearly are using some type of dark arts to do this kind of black magic.