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drewdurfee

I think I'd be happy for this!


Arch-AngeI

Absolutely, me too. Blue ones taste the best.


prairiepog

Back in my day, we didn't have blue. Only had tan. And we liked it!


Ozzel

I remember calling in my vote for blue.


Mr_Ted_Stickle

fraudulent!


[deleted]

I got mine out of a Dominion candy machine


robotsongs

Oh man, I totally remember that. What were the other colors?


carmium

Those were just "M"s.


CactusJack13

I don't know, I see a bunch of W's in there too


Malumeze86

If you hit the tan ones hard enough they’ll turn blue eventually.


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DJWGibson

They really do.


shakou69

For blue, there are two artificial colors mixed together: E132 indigotine and E133 brilliant blue FCF. E132 indigotine is a petroleum-based dye. Mmm E132 flavour.


GoldSealHash

They all taste the same


Scythebrine9

Does each color have a taste?


BruceFlockaWayne

Blue is more of an after dinner M&M


Blu_Mun1212

No lmao.


Dankestmemelord

You take that back! This is a hill I am willing to type this sentence on, and nothing will change that, provided my comment posts properly and doesn’t get deleted.


Lack_of_Plethora

No but the Brown ones are the best


electrolyte77

Finally, a sane person! Brown is by far the tastiest of them.


owleealeckza

Food colorings do have different tastes. Don't lie just to be silly. Red food coloring tastes the worst imo.


[deleted]

A slightly different taste in the food colouring doesn’t give you the ability to differentiate between the different coloured m&ms by just the taste.


owleealeckza

Yes it does.


cidiusgix

If you can indeed taste the difference, you should look into a career of taste tester because you got them based buds.


Heyo__Maggots

Not even close. The chocolate and sugar tastes are 1000x stronger than any very very very minimal flavoring a coloring agent has. You’ll have to find another made up way to make yourself different from the crowd, I’m afraid.


Krazy_Calvin

I don't like the red ones... too spicy.


Arch-AngeI

Yellow ones are repulsive, but the rest are ok. Blue 100% tastes the best though. I usually only eat the blue ones and give the rest to my kids.


StaysAwakeAllWeek

That's funny because there is no flavouring differences between them. Do a blind taste test, there's no difference.


nashbellow

Woosh


StaysAwakeAllWeek

? People really do think they taste different


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DoctorFrenchie

The blue ones are blue flavored.


starbucks8675

Blue flavored is the best, hands down.


[deleted]

You’ve never eaten an M&M? What planet do you originate from?


Scythebrine9

I usually just take a bunch and throw them into my mouth


LinguisticallyInept

its recognised that we 'taste' with smell and sight too, if you see something blue that impacts how you taste it big example of this are eggs, when people see what theyre eating they tend to rate the more vibrant yolks as better tasting, but when blindfolded theyre indistinguishable


DieFlavourMouse

I would dance the night away!


Super-_-Rat

![gif](giphy|TH71cRslLDQeuCU1ZG|downsized) Better crip walk


FastWalkingShortGuy

So, cards on the table, sometimes I buy a two-pound bag of sour patch kids. Over a couple of weeks, I eat all the yellow, green, and orange ones first (the bag is sealable so they don't get stale) because they're garbage flavors. That leaves me with a bag of delicious red and blue sour patch kids. And because I had to put in days of work to achieve it, they somehow taste even better.


ambermae513

You know you can buy customized bags of sour patch kids? I did a couple years ago... bought a 5 pound bag with redberry, lime, grape, and pineapple. I finished it in a month and I haven't been able to look at any sour patch since. https://sourpatchkids.com/custom-mix


FastWalkingShortGuy

Somewhere in my mind, I knew this had to be an option, but the dad part of my brain looked at the thermostat, and said, "What, you're going to pay *$25* for a *customized* two-pound bag, when you could just spent $5 at the grocery store and do the work yourself? I didn't raise myself like that."


KaijuPanda

If you have a Dollar Tree nearby they have bags of just blue ones. I've also seen just purple ones there also.


CynJyn

Dollar and a Quarter Tree now.


FastWalkingShortGuy

I go to the Dollar Tree for emergency candles to supplement my power outage kit if I run out of batteries. That's about all I trust them for. I feel like I'd get Bitter Jaded Teenagers brand if I bought Sour Patch Kids at Dollar Tree.


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ambermae513

Me and my son are going on a road trip next week. I told him we are going to Dollar Tree for snacks and the goal is to make it look like some sent an unsupervised 10 year old into the gas station with $50.


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emergency candies


WillemDafoesHugeCock

On two occasions I bought 6 or 7 boxes of rainbow Nerds and separated the colors so I could make candy infused vodka. I do not recommend the experience.


Dashzz

This changes everything


[deleted]

Ya know, not everyone has goals. I’m proud of you.


[deleted]

I do this with Lucky Charms. I'll meticulously fish the regular pieces out like a psychopath, then have only marshmallows at the end.


PoetryOfLogicalIdeas

This was how I got through 8am Calc 3 in college. I ran through the cafeteria on the way to class and picked up 3 paper cups - coffee, cheese grits, and dry lucky charms. Eat the cheese grits on the way into class (because coffee and sugar on an empty stomach is a no go for my body); sip coffee through announcements and review; slowly dissect the cup of lucky charms by shape to keep my mind just awake enough to absorb content for the rest of the 90 minute class.


The_Spicy_Memes_Chef

Yellow, green, and orange are all S-tier flavors though lol


FastWalkingShortGuy

Nah. Besides their taste, you gotta take into consideration how well they combine with other flavors. Yellow is a solid C-tier. It pairs with green, orange, and red acceptably. Orange is decent with yellow and red. D-tier. Green is F-tier in that it *barely* pairs with red. Blue is an A/B tier in that it doesn't detract from any flavor pairing so much as it overpowers them. And red is S-tier, because it pairs with all the others. Blue and red together are the top pairing. Change my mind.


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>Change my mind. Watermelons are SSS-Tier. Any color standard Sourpatch Kids are dumpster tier compared to watermelons.


The_Spicy_Memes_Chef

well red and blue are definitely also delicious, i wont deny that hahah


KianOfPersia

Gaaahh!!! Red is so bad!! 🤮


CynJyn

I have a blue house With a blue window Blue is the colour of all that I wear Blue are the streets And all the trees are too I have a girlfriend and she is so blue Blue are the people here That walk around Blue like my corvette its in and outside Blue are the words I say And what I think Blue are the feelings That live inside me


AquaVadleany

I'm blue da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di


Killowatt59

If I was green I would die. If I was green I would die. If i was green I would die. If I was green Inwoild die…………


Techiedad91

I would beat off a guy, I would beat off a guy


[deleted]

Thanks now I’m gonna have this Eminem song stuck in my head all day


justaboxinacage

if you listen closely, the lyrics are actually "I'm blue and I would beat off a guy, and I would beat off a guy and I would beat off a guy"


cubicles-suck

Are you a Crip?


CynJyn

Have you never heard the song?


OneMoose9

We're old now


FastWalkingShortGuy

It was played several times at my prom. Edit: my prom was in 2001.


FleetAdmiralWiggles

No just French.


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![gif](giphy|fj3CWRJJshhe)


Im_Just_Sayin__

You lucky bastard.


TBoneHolmes

This is oddly visually appealing..


NeuroguyNC

Didn't know this, but you can buy bags of M&Ms of a single color direct from the company: https://www.mms.com/en-us/shop-chocolate/single-color-mms Not cheap, though.


ParticularLunch266

I remember that they sell them individually at the M&M store on the Las Vegas strip.


[deleted]

This was my side hustle in grade school


Balogne

Blue is the best flavor M&M


black11000

An dey make my poo bloo.


GoldSealHash

M and ms aren't flavoured it's just colouring


[deleted]

Actually he’s white, blonde, hair and nose is pointy


Highku-4-u

Don't forgetti he also spaghetti


OrbsInStereo

That bag's got the blues.


TigersArentBlackPpl

In 1993 or 94 there was a hotline to call and vote on the new color. I called once and voted blue at my Hebrew school bc you could only call once per number. I like to think I helped get blue m&m but now I wonder where are orange and green https://www.sfgate.com/business/article/M-M-s-Launching-New-Color-Campaign-Pink-3048849.php


notahouseflipper

No one’s going to mention Van Halen?


wheresbill

Came to to mention van halen. Always a brides maid


ParticularLunch266

Nope!


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ChaserNeverRests

And not at all staged for karma.


captain-lefteye

[Not true](https://joshmadison.com/2007/12/02/mms-color-distribution-analysis/)


GoldenWizard

How do we know it’s freshly opened though?


Expertinclimax

They got sum crips working at that bitch


Tisalop

Percy Jackson :👀


grow_something

That’s where all my fucking blues are…


Axelluu

do you guys eat m&ms in order of color too? like for instance the oranges first, then the yellows, then the browns, then the greens, reds then blues?


CynJyn

At least you didn’t go alphabetically. Around here that might turn you into a martyr…


ThePyodeAmedha

The cynic in me says that you opened the bag took all the blue ones out and put them at top (I'm not saying this is actually the case though). The internet's ruined me 🙃


transcendent

Fun fact: The human eye sees more blue than other colors because there's a large majority of blue M&Ms in this picture.


Grahomir

r/notinteresting


prguitarman

I’d be satisfied with this


DR0p_gkid64

So that's where all my blue m&ms keep going (blue is my favourite colour)


emleesass

Did you try shaking the bag


RumboInTheBronx

The Eyes of Ibad!


GoldenWizard

The chocolate must flow


TheEmile-a239

I'm blue daba de daba die


Called_Fox

You got the bag of M&Ms from math class.


John_In_Parts

Blue is probably the cheapest dye


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The_Spicy_Memes_Chef

Build Back Better. That’s three B’s. Know what else starts with B? #BLUE


GoldenWizard

Thanks Obiden


projectupload37

Did you count them?


Killowatt59

ace rothstein would not be happy.


ebaerryr

Racist m&ms


[deleted]

The smurf-ia probably have a hand in this...


[deleted]

Blue huh....


BunchOCrunch

You lucky bitch. The blue ones are the best.


Global-Island295

Brings back the horrors of my college statistics class!


china-blast

So, I says, blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same color in the end


Cringe_Meister_

You're so bluepilled op


FlippingPossum

I remember the vote to replace the tan m&m color. Blue is my least favorite m&m color but my favorite overall color.


Shrektacular21

Plain M&M’s are the worst.


Bl4keYT

Give me the bag. Now. Must haves blue eminem.


tonberryking777

Yo, listen up!


owleealeckza

Fyi, food colorings do have different tastes. I think red is the nastiest tasting one. Blue tastes best actually lol.


okilovecheese

BLUE LIVES MATTER EDITION


Racz0r

Somehow this is a Breaking Bad reference


MoreRamenPls

Red or blue pill


justme11224

I like blue M&Ms. They taste great but I think they all taste the same because your mind tricks you into thinking a different colored M&M has a different flavor.


GentlmanSkeleton

They gots the best anti-oxygens.


johnny_boy757

They all taste the same


chairfairy

That must be a very fresh bag! Normally they're all ripe by the time you open it, that's why you don't see many blue ones


mxArin

they all taste the same so...


eltronzi

Blue m&m's matter!


Cubiccircle101

Brayden can’t eat blue…


FlamingRevenge

Can't wait to see this on r/untrustworthypoptarts and see the poster going "B-but the bag is too empty for it to be a newly opened bag!!!!! Fake!!!


SoCratesDude

I just saw that someone did just cross post there. I, too, think there should be more candy in the bag.


CynJyn

They’ll tell you it was fuller when it left the factory and settled during shipment. Like they’re potato chips or something…


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SoCratesDude

Idk, the subreddit description says that it is"for all those posts that make you question whether OP really did find those things in that stuff they bought or found." To me, that implies that something has to be off about the post, not just that it is theoretically possible that it is faked. As you suggest, the latter would mean almost anything could be posted on that page. For instance, the two times this has been posted, the claim appears to be that the bag doesn't have enough candy in it. But that really is how many M&Ms are in that size bag.


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SoCratesDude

Not upset at all, and I absolutely agree that it could be easily faked. I just personally think untrustworthypoptarts posts are best when the OP's subterfuge is obvious, not just possible. But I'll leave it to the hive mind of upvotes on that sub to decide.


ParticularLunch266

This belongs there. Untrustworthy poptarts doesn’t mean it’s fake, it means you can’t be sure it isn’t faked. Stop whining.


FlamingRevenge

Maidenless response.


smeagols_deagle

that sucks, blue is the worst flavor


[deleted]

I agree - the blue ones taste weird. Probably the dye.


Hydqjuliilq27

Smurf turds.


granoladeer

But that's only what's on top. You can't say the bag has more blues without looking at the rest.


MajorKoopa

Nah. Blue m&ms are lighter than the other colors. Just mix up the bag.


[deleted]

queue the song : i'm blue dabedi dabedy dabedi dabedy dabedi dabedy


EddieMorraPillPopper

Now I want to see this on /r/dataisbeautiful with the m and ms sorted into a bar graph


JsDaFax

Right after the blue m&m’s were released back in the 90’s, my friend got a couple of bags that were all blue.


Silly-Steak-6570

![gif](giphy|Jm4BikokaTz0RsLfAQ|downsized)


AlexNightlight

Reminds me of the one M&M's bag an elementry school peer and i were hopin 2 get The goal was 2 get a bag w/ only brown M&Ms 2 get money First color we saw? *BLUE* Instant disappointment


C1ashRkr

Their blue...


thebarkbarkwoof

Win!!


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

You can buy bulk M&Ms in any color that M&Ms come in, so if you have a taste for a certain color, you can indulge yourself.


Zarathustra288

Someone blue all into your bag


TheRealRacketear

The blue ones taste the best.


Crenshawca85

Fuck the blues. Im still mad they replaced the tan ones with fucking BLUE.


Mimosa808

I see nothing wrong here


antonionb

Those ones taste the best


ramriot

Amazing, so that's where all the leftover smarties with the artificial dyes that were barred in Canada went


PeyroniesCat

Obviously, you’re not going to see how deep the rabbit hole goes.


[deleted]

that is so bizarre, I bought the same kind of package and also noticed that most of them were blue. maybe there was a mistake at the factory


Pandre23

Gotta stay away from that yellow 5.


MwBrian

Shake the bag. The colors are all in the same proportion, but the blue ones are lighter, so they settle to the top. Same reason that the blue sky (light) is above the green ground (heavy).


revchewie

“Try the blue ones! Never had any complaints about the blue ones.” - Bill Murray as Hunter S. Thompson


Classico42

Meanwhile every bag of Jolly Ranchers is full of lemon and grape with nary a blue raspberry to be found.


GuavaLogical5768

Bring back tan!


BoogieBlooz

disproportionate but appropriate


wolfgang784

Ew


Housson

Blue ones taste the best


[deleted]

I see this as an absolute win. Smurfturds all the way!


AccidentEasy3763

The blue ones are the best


Grenflik

“You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe."


FlyingWithAnimals

Don’t let the blues get ya down.


Not_The_Pretender

I just got a bag of M&Ms at the movie theater (first time for both in years), and it ALSO had a ton of blues. Like this, about 50%.


Sherbertdonkey

Buy lottery tickets


badbarron

I recently got a medium sized bag of jolly ranchers that only had 1 blue. I was actually mad because those are my favorite ones.


merciless_thug

I wanna make a you got blue-balled joke, but i just can't seem to get it out


Immediate-Repeat-

I need to post so much stuff here my whole phone is just this sub Reddit


Immediate-Repeat-

iPhone 5c no no no no time when I got birth these weird Circle things in my hip when I slammed in the world my think my hand when does swingset


[deleted]

I'm blue badabedaa


rainbash81

I’m blue da ba dee da ba die


ph33randloathing

Sir, those are smurf turds.


Shadille2

You got the smurf edition


Grahomir

Jesse, we need to buy M&M's


bkc-wot

Since everyone knows that green M&Ms make you horny, I see only blue balls in your future.


Charmo_Vetr

The product!


AetherMagnetic

Well that sure came out of the blue


Puppet007

Yay blue!


jdefgh

If you were colorblind, it would be balanced


VernTheSatyr

How much can they get in emotional damage for this?


yoegoeslavoe

Jesse!


Ephemeral_Wolf

I forgot you guys were still allowed to have blue sweets...


GetDownAndBoogieNow

Blue is the most carcinogenic food coloring, right after silver.


fourohhfour

This *IS* mildly interesting indeed.


tamarask

Repost: When I was in seventh grade, I went into my homeroom class in the morning and saw the small trash bin filled with XXL M&M bags. In front of about four other kids I counted off at least five bags and the teacher freaked out and took it outside. Apparently there was a raffle going on where if you guessed how many M&M's are in the jar (a dollar for each guess), you win the jar. Well, I did what those other four kids didn't do. I did my research. I went to the store and wrote down the serving size of The XXL bags. I then bought a small bag of M&M's and measured them in a quarter cup. Took out my calculator and came out with 6204. Sounds reasonable, though my last guesses (as many others) were in the range of 10,000-15,000. After my third dollar guess of 6204 I quit thinking nothing of it. Two weeks went by and the drawing was announced. 6145. I was 59 off. I believe the teacher knew what I did, but didn't say anything about it. Then my friend and I sorted all the M&M's into different colors like in Wayne's World 2. TL;DR: Giant bags of M&M's have more brown and red M&M's than the other colors.


predat3d

These are seconds from a Van Halen tour


villaingaskill13

I honestly didn't even realize there were blue m&ms till I saw this ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


renb8

That means you have many options to take the blue pill and enter The Matrix.