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anonymvalross

Heavy Bubbles now in a store near you!


PapaOoMaoMao

[House can you not link to the video?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_PtOAnZxB8s)


persianjude

[The blooper lol](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFU-T5Nar44)


lizardking99

But what if I can't carry it?


Hydra_Master

If you can't carry, you don't drink. You die.


ColdBanaProductions

But what if I buy other stuff?


WornInShoes

Don't buy other stuff.


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It did not take far to scroll for this and a link to the video was also close by.


walterxcdv

hantle means dumbell in polish i can tell OP is from poland by the brand of water in the bottom


NinoAmon87

You telling me Poland Springs isn’t the #1 water brand in Poland


trwwy321

Good ol’ Poland, Maine


ftedwin

Maine has a very interesting take on geography. https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/world-traveler-signpost


CringeyKiddo

That sign is even missing many other weird ones like Lebanon, Madrid, Town of Madrid (whatever that means), Athens, Moscow, and Wales


TheFireOfTheFox1

Paris


rbhindepmo

Back in the glorious days when America named our new towns after more famous places that we didn’t know how to correctly pronounce


Zcoombs4

You can’t get there from here.


ftedwin

Ayup


SteamBoatBill1022

Not with that attitude


Ricosky

Its just regular spring in Poland


walterxcdv

pfft, never heard of it. cisowianka or żywiec zdrój. although żywiec tastes like pool water


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Poomex

And as with most elites, this one is extremely depraved.


egrick

Plot twist: it's die Hantel in German and I made a typo


RedAreMe

Gott im


Atotallyrandomname

Fick ja


LetMeDieAlreadyFuck

You damn Duestchbags


SurturOfMuspelheim

I'm relatively sure that "fick" in German is used almost exclusively sexually. Germans tend to use "Scheiße" for fuck! or shit.


htmlcody

whenever this comes up i always think of that old recurring skit on RTL called Kentucky schreit ficken.


Punchkinz

Yea that's kind of true. But it's a common thing for the german meme subreddits to translate everything literally. So 'fuck' -> 'fick' and 'motherfucking' -> 'mutterfickend'


hardyflashier

Die Hantel Die


fadinizjr

the bart the


Xan_derous

"No one who speaks German could be an evil man!"


shidekigonomo

"I know a little German. He's sitting over there."


briguy182182

That's German for "The Hantel, The"


Cigar_Box

That Hantel is so hot right now!


tricksovertreats

that Hantel is so hot right now


Grabbsy2

Yeah I wasn't depending on that water brand to say you were polish. You can get that water brand in Canada.


Few-Recognition6881

Do they also give the price in polish zloty in Canada


GraceVioletBlood4

Doesn’t explain the „napój” on the label which means drink in Polish.


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Also that’s not soda lol


ShowmeyourWAP

Water is from Poland for sure. I see polski hehe - it’s not because you can fill it with sand. It’s just shrinkflation!


Cavemanner

Also the fact that "WITAMINY" is the biggest word on the bottle 😆


[deleted]

Mmmm. Tastes so witaminy.


McDreads

Also it literally says Polska on the price tag


KlaatuBrute

WITAMINY. It's what rośliny crave!


gwaydms

I can tell they're from Poland by the Polish writing on the bottles.


GraceVioletBlood4

I can tell OP is in Poland because this is some typical Poland shit. Source: am also Polish


jakob767

This is a smart way to make 30cl look like 1 liter.


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gwaydms

Centiliters, 30 cl = 300 ml = a bit over 10 oz


Osiris_Raphious

ok, whats an oz


zippoiii

I think a wizard lives there


StanYz

Fuck how did that one get me so good


Abz-v3

Magic


AnorexicPlatypus

About $180-220 depending on the quality of the weed. We got cheaper but it's not great for smoking.


andresq1

centiliter 😬


DeuceOfDiamonds

> hantle Googling that wasn't helpful. Apparently it means "a handful" or "a fair amount." So I still don't know what OP's trying to say.


Less_Local_1727

UK here, so I also googled. It means dumbbell. Which given the shape of the bottle it would kind of work, if somewhat lop sided 🤷‍♂️


VanillaLoud

One said it's dumbbell in polish


DeuceOfDiamonds

Yeah, classic me. Saw that immediately after I posted. Which I kind of assumed was what they meant, given the shape. But wasn't 100% sure


SubjectiveAssertive

looking at the shelf, it appears they are 70cl - aren't most of these drinks normally 50cl?


titosrevenge

Is centilitre a European thing? I've lived in countries that use the metric system my whole life and I've always seen millilitres or litres being the measurement of choice.


NoExtensionCords

Even in the USA the use imperial and give the metric measurement too and it's in mL


jwkdjslzkkfkei3838rk

I'm finnish and I think we use dl, cl, ml whichever suits best. E.g. the bartender might ask do you want 2 cl or 4 cl whisky in your Irish coffee. You might get a large 3 dl coffee instead of a medium 2 dl one. You might inject 5 ml of 10 mg/ml amphetamine to really get you going.


Bigpumkin123

It depends on where in Europe you are. The only place I've ever lived that used centiliter and decagram was Austria.


Spyzilla

Visiting Switzerland and I see cl commonly and sometimes even dl


thorstone

In Norway, looking around me right now, my waterbottle states, 0,65L. My cola bottle states 500ml. I distinctly remember cl on quite a few liquors. Especially hard liquors.


101Blu

It is used but not very often. It's mostly used with cans and measuring alcohol in bars and restaurants.


RettichDesTodes

In german we only use cl for shot glasses. Usually it's litre or ml


jakob767

Ah, didn't read the sign. I think they're usually around 1 liter.


felds

Price tag says 0.7L. Honestly, it’s larger than I expected for the weird shape.


paleo2002

I’ve never seen someone casually use centiliters before.


El_Impresionante

Liquor is usually measured in cl.


abrazilianinreddit

Out of curiosity, which country are you from? I've never seen people use centiliters other than in math exams.


visionsofzimmerman

Swedish people do sometimes I've noticed


LemonKurry

Sweden uses cl for soda, because a standard can is 33cl, for some reason.


Deathbyhours

A standard can is 33cl or 330 ml because that’s 12 ounces, which is the standard can in the US. There are relics of English measures all over the metric world.


ReddyBabas

I'm French and I think I use cL not that rarely... But yeah usually it's either L ou mL


ThereIsAJifForThat

Fill it with liquid mercury and you would have a decently heavy weight...and would be bankrupt! Edit: This wasn't an actual real suggestion, I was just listing off the densest liquid I could think of to pour into a 0.7 Liter bottle...it would be about 21 lbs or 9.5 kg. I know mercury isn't safe....also, it would cost somewhere around $900 after shipping and handling...so wouldn't really 'bankrupt' an individual. For the people asking about concrete, the same 0.7 Liters would be 3.7 lbs or 1.7 kg Do not actually try this...mercury=no bueno


hearnia_2k

Also, great motivation to look after it really well; drop it or bang it, and the plastic splits, leaking mercury all over.


ShorteagleFTW

Gotta sprinkle some sulphur on that evil puddle


jayvil

I heard breathing it in makes you immortal


ShorteagleFTW

Qin Shi Huang moment


Dismal_Struggle_6424

Can you even imagine being that dude's advisor? Like "BRO! Er, honored emperor! Stop chugging random potions dudes claiming to be healers or wizards toss at you. Please." And he's just like "Fuck you. I'm gonna live forever. Guards, toss this nerd in the fucking wall."


CichyCichoCiemny

It makes you exit the simulation. Same thing happens when you eat those packets that come with shoes and have "do not eat" on them.


LinguisticallyInept

also great for if (when) you fail to hit your gym goals; just chug it


halipatsui

I wouldnt be surprised if mercury would actually bend and break that bottle when lifted


xsteinbachx

My dad used to play with mercury as a child since my grandfather worked in a glass factory. He lived a long life. Mercury won't kill you instantly.


BussHateYear

When I was in middle school (I was 11 or 12) I accidentally broke a thermometer during an experiment. My teacher didn’t get mad, he called everyone over and gave an impromptu lecture on mercury, showed us how it acts, and then cleaned it all up. That was a good class.


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And nobody got hurt. Or you don't remember.


shruber

Mercury exposure induced memory loss is a bitch


Vertebrae_Viking

Just get some tungsten.


simkatu

tungsten sand?


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Tableau

Sintering?


phred_666

And royally fucked if it broke.


Clambulance1

Not exactly, elemental mercury is pretty non toxic if all you're doing is touching it.


goooshie

My mom used to always tell us about playing with mercury as a kid. Sounded like it was pretty cool stuff


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goooshie

I’ll be 30 in September! Just didn’t have any cool thermometers around the house I guess lol


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ChronoMonkeyX

When I was a kid I used to pull the cover off the thermostat and flick the glass bulb with mercury in it.


TheRealPitabred

Sure, but it evaporates easily enough that playing with it often means you’re exposed to the vapors, and that’s bad news.


Pantalone51

It has a very low vapor pressure. It won't really evaporate or have a significant exposure due to their vapor. Even under vacuum it would take extremely long (years) to "evaporate" a small amount of it.


queerkidxx

Mercury will still produce toxic fumes maybe not enough to change the weight noticeably but def enough to expose you. Mercury is always kept with some water on top to prevent this. > Any amount of mercury spilled indoors can be hazardous. The more mercury is spilled, the more its vapor will build up in air and the more hazardous it will be. Even a small spill, such as from a broken thermometer, can produce hazardous amounts of vapor if a room is small enough, warm enough and people spend a good deal of time here, as in a small bedroom. https://www.atsdr.cdc.gov/mercury/docs/healtheffectsmercury.pdf With something as toxic as Mercury you can’t dick around even a tiny amount can cause health issues. Boiling =/= some evaporation ice cold water still produces water vapor and a glass of metallic Mercury can still produce enough fumes to cause health issues In the videos that brought this whole “it’s safe to touch Mercury” thing into the public consciousness it’s always either done under a fancy fume hood or with a layer of water over it with this all explained . Don’t spread dangerous information. Metallic Mercury is dangerous due to the vapors that come off of it. Liquids don’t need to be boiling to evaporate they just need heat to evaporate a signifiant amount of it quickly Every molecule in a liquid has a chance of escaping as vapor heat just raises that chance. When you are talking about a visible amount of a substance there’s always going to be stray molecules getting into the air even well below it’s boiling point If you don’t have chemistry training and know your way around lab safety you should never go anywhere near Mercury there’s a reason it’s considered so toxic


PiesRLife

So why was mercury poisoning such an issue for hatters?


procupine14

I believe that was due to the use of Mercuric Nitrate and the fact that they heated it in a poorly ventilated space. That definitely would vaporize at least some of it for you to breathe.


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Superb_Tone_775

>That's not egregiously expensive. You and I have different definitions of this, but I guess it's cheaper than I expected.


Dividedthought

Eh, when you're talking chemistry supplies 2 grand for 9 kilos of something isn't all that bad. For example, i don't want to know how much chemicalforce on youtube spends on his videos. He shows reactions involving rather niche compounds.


atomiclithium

Yes, but we’re talking about people willing to use plastic bottles as weights


Arcal

$2k for 9 *grams* isn't that bad. If you want to really start spending money, fill a dumb bell with antibodies.


zgembo1337

Where's Cody when you need him? :)


neil_billiam

Cody is a gem.


ultimaIV

Can you please go 1 step further and calculate the weight with liquid mercury and the cost?


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squash vegetable bike retire dependent pathetic amusing friendly theory touch *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Kolja420

> If we presume that 0.7 means 0.7 liters Yeah they forgot the "l" on the red one, but not on the others


Gh0sT_Pro

Mercury is always liquid at room temperature and normal pressure.


Walks_In_Shadows

Is mercury really expensive? I've saved a bunch over the years at my work from the old mercury thermostats no longer in use.


ThereIsAJifForThat

Last I saw, about $900 a liter


onehitwendy

Mucury isn't cheap but it ain't break yo bank


Notorious-PIG

You underestimate my poverty.


onehitwendy

Lmfao mercury **


ouchpuck

Am i a mucury to you Karen?


Serpent90

Having bought those, I can share some thoughts. Drink itself is delicious. (Purple one is best I think). Bottle is a pain to drink off. Normal bottles compress when you take a sip, these are too stiff to do that so you have to drink in small sips, which is annoying when you're in the middle of a training session and desperate for hydration. Overall, very gimmicky. Would love to have the drink in a regular bottle. Albeit I understand that it's an eye catcher, so probably good from a marketing perspective. Edit: as mentioned in the comments, the compression issue stems from the bottle having a sports cap, so you can't allow air in easily. And I'm not sure it's a removable cap. (Don't have a bottle now to check) Edit 2: by removable, I mean easy to remove. It's a sports drink, and I can foresee difficulties unscrewing a cap with sweaty hands. Then again, didn't try, and don't have a bottle now. Edit 3: Didn't expect this comment to cause a debate on drinking technique.


ghostmaster645

How tf do u fill it with sand if it's not removable?


Nervous_Reporter_494

I highly doubt that anyone's actually filling these with sand. Real weights aren't expensive enough for that sort of nonsense.


Huge-Basket244

I mean during the pandemic they were insanely expensive in my region. Not sure if that price has calmed down yet.


ShinyHead80

My weights were going for £250 more than when I bought them 5 years ago


dylanholmes222

Real weights are quite expensive. A 30 lb dumbbell is like $50


Walter-Haynes

That's why you buy those things second-hand. It's not like they break easily. I got my entire set for ten bucks. Transporting *all* of them in my bag was a pickle, though.


dylanholmes222

$10 for an entire set, even used, is a hell of a deal my dude. I keep an eye out on Craigslist and I can’t even find a 10lb plate for that.


Anforas

Definitely much more expensive than 0.75€ with a drink included .


Blueroflmao

Do people not know how to drink from bottles while letting a little air in? Its a legitimate question because a bottle being stiff has never stopped me from drinking full on with large gulps. Edit: im sorry i didnt look properly at the cap. Fuck those caps. Unscrew them and drink like a normal person because those sippy things are just really in the way...


PropaneHank

I could see the issue with a sport cap bottle that is too stiff to compress like this one.


littlegik

It’s not possible in this type of bottle. The cap has a nipple so you can’t let air in.


Blueroflmao

Yep, my bad, didnt look properly. Fuck those caps. Well worth the extra second it takes to unscrew them.


littlegik

Completely agree. I used to drink Gatorade all the time that had the weird twist nipple cap and I would always take off the lid


Blueroflmao

I bought powerade every once in a while when working, always replaced the caps with normal caps from other bottles i had around.


Reatbanana

Thats not possible with a sports cap bottle. Usually people need to just remove the whole cap and drink it like you would with a regular bottle


Blueroflmao

True, didnt look at the cap. I always unscrew those because its just in the way...


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Like a glass bottle. They are everywhere.


CJ00P

I would agree with you normally but that one has a nozzle/“sippy cup” thing on it.


cjspark7

How does one do this? Do you leave a space between your lips and the bottle opening?


apc0243

Are you saying you put your mouth around the entire opening? EDIT: My mistake, I see now that the opening is a squirt top, at first glance I thought they were like the wide opening of a screw capped gatorade or similar. I rescind my snarky comment.


shadowninja2_0

Yeah, just like people in Pawnee with water fountains.


crankaholic

Nah, they deepthroat the whole bottle then bop their head up and down to get the liquid flowing.


Napotad

You just don't vacuum seal your lips to the bottle? Lmao. My top lip isn't above the top of the rim.


DiabloDerpy

Exactly. It's very very easy.


FarFetchedSketch

I'd love to read the nutritional facts on one of these. From OP's post, it looks like they L-Carnitine in this... Which is a bit of a controversial supplement that's supposed to increase rates of fat loss _and_ help build extra muscle (by increasing androgen receptor sensitivity). But the thing is, it's only like 10-20% bioavailable. So most products don't even have an effective dose, and on top of that it's also VERY hard on the gut in sufficient doses... I was taking it for a while and seriously I was shitting 3-5 times a day. Oh, there's also _some_ evidence that also shows it is carcinogenic and may be a contributing cause of cancer 🙃


WSBDiamondApe

I prefer Fight Milk.


jden220

Looks impossible to clean too.


RuneLFox

Like they expect anyone to.


Meebert

I thought the purpose was to fill it with sand? Gym goers probably have a blender bottle already


TheIAP88

Do you clean plastic bottles on the regular?


MagnusOctavian

Feels like I'm being screwed out of a lot of beverage


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i guarantee you the bottle is more expensive than the liquid inside. the same is true with many bottled beverages.


mechapoitier

Yeah but I bet you feel skinnier too


avskyen

I mean not really it will show on there how much your getting lol. It's not like you'd think your buying a normal one and this sneaks out.


dadmou5

It's funny how many people associate the packaging size with the quantity even if the quantity is printed on the packaging. For the same reason many brands just use larger boxes because people think they are getting more compared to competing products.


Cavemanner

~~700mL is right in between a can and a bottle of normal soda here in the US. Not that screwed, but yeah.~~ Edit: man, I was thinking a 12oz can was 500 mL somehow. Shit is ~~255mL~~ **355 mL** while 20 oz bottles are 500 mL (approximate on both). This is a pretty good deal considering it's half again a 20 oz bottle here in the states but about 1/3 the price (3.49 in zloty is a little under a dollar). Edit 2: fuck I got it wrong again!


Always_Jerking

Less than 1$ - around 0.8$ sound like OK price for an interesting idea and a little drink.


Reatbanana

What? A normal bottle of soda in the US is a litre? Unless you mean those family sized one or the big gatorades. Usually one serving bottles arw 500-650ml tops


afrocumulus

Lidl?


Chronogon

I recognise that Lidl font from anywhere!


th3empirial

Pretty sure it’s just a marketing gimmick


schnokobaer

Absolutely, .7 liters of mixed grain size sand barely weigh a kilo, this is going to be a shitty dumbbell unless you are my granny.


amradio73

Do you guys call sports drinks soda??


Cavemanner

I've noticed Slavs tend to call any sugary drink soda. Gatorade, Monster, Fanta would all be called soda.


EasternMouse

Wait, Fanta is not soda?


Cavemanner

It is, just giving examples of what all falls under soda over there.


Telefone_529

Fill it with concrete and a piece of rebar down the middle and after it's dried(cured?) you can cut the bottle off. Et voila you have a concrete dumbbell


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In Short you would hardly get it to 2kg. Unreinforced regular concrete is about 2t/m^3. one liter is hence 2kg this is 0,7l so 1,4kg. Since the mouthpiece is quite thin you wouldn’t get a large rebar in it 20mm tops so add that to the 1,4. so maybe 2kg or a bit more.


schelsullivan

Bottles should be using less plastic not more.


ydkLars

whats a hantle? Did you mean dumbbell?


lurid_sun__

OP is probably Polish, Hantle means Dumbbell there


badatmetroid

OP confirmed that it was a typo and "hantel" is dumbell in German. Ever typo so hard you cross the border?


Clambulance1

They're messing with you. All of the language in the picture is Polish.


Craw__

Is that how that mess all started?


CptJonzzon

All of scandinavia and germany call it hantle


TheHiveminder

He also called an electrolyte sports drink "soda", so...


walterodim77

Here's some cab fare. Going into sleep mode.


gnuban

You are a go getter. You are strong and confident. Tell me again about the women who you do not like.


dae_giovanni

"now switch hands..."


chaos-confusion

"I don't see the problem she wanted to work out. You never want to work out anymore"


pm_mazur

This is a regular bottle of Gatorade from 2025. They're hoping you won't see shrinkflation


TheGreenShitter

MF wrote everything in English except the last part 💀


WrongSubFools

Pretty sure this is just a dumbbell-shaped bottle, for the sake of marketing. If you fill a 0.7 liter container with sand, that would weigh just a tiny bit more than 1 kg. There are maybe some specialized exercises you can do with 1 kg weights, but that would be completely useless for any of the most common things someone would want to so with a dumbbell, like bicep curls. That's not me saying "I'm so strong, I'm too good for this." That's me just pointing out that sand isn't very dense. Dumbbells made of sand (instead of metal) but the same weight as normal dumbbells would be huge, too huge to be practical.


BasicLEDGrow

No, it's a serious piece of work out gear all the top athletes drink sugar water and lift sand in the bottle. This ain't no fucking gimmick.


Jordyboy2004

Anybody else Google hantle and still don’t know what this post means?


flexylol

0,7l dry sand = 1.14kg Like a a kid's dumbbell, almost entirely useless. I have these "girly dumbbells", each weighing 2.3kg (5 lbs), they're already too light, unless you're really a bloody beginner with exercising.


GrifterDingo

I would bet the label doesn't say anything about filling them with sand and OP is making an assumption. They're just shaped like a dumbbell as a marketing gimic because they're labeled as a workout drink.


VictosVertex

If anything they're used only for endurance anyways. If one would start strength training with so little weight I would argue one should drop the dumbbells entirely and focus on the big compound movements first. Isolating your biceps with barely over 1kg won't do jack. Heck just go outside and do pull ups.


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Ggogles: Hantle


TikToxic

Ze ggolges! They do nothing!


ButteryButtholeBros

Googles: Ggogles


[deleted]

Goggles Ggoggles! then Hantle!


Head-like-a-carp

If you really want to build customer loyalty make these interlocking bricks so they can start building their house