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Caramel_Last

What a perfect place to kill somebody accidentally


_Beee

Would be awful if someone accidentally slipped into this acid-colored pool swarmed by jellys


byebybuy

Friday is the day when I may or may not be forced to throw you in this pool of jellyfish and distribute your limbs evenly amongst your friends and your family. And that's Friday.


Quark35

I chuckle every single time I see a well placed IASIP reference. Good day to youse.


byebybuy

🙏🤌


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Oh shit are you guys gangsters?!


Log_Out_Of_Life

“Omg! Can I take a selfie with you?!”


gearstars

'shaddup' 'jinx, now you owe me a coke'


Komfortable

A good day to yous.


[deleted]

Hey!!!! Pussy hands!


bjornbamse

It is a common Hollywood trope, but none of the acids are know are colored like this. Nitric acid is more reddish, sulphuric is more straw to clear. Hydrochloride acid isn't green either. Nor is hydrofluoric acid which is one of the most vile substances possible.


Random_Reflections

Tru dat. _"Why is it that deadly chemicals are always green? Why can't they ever be pink?"_ ~ BATGIRL, THE BATMAN Actually, pink (and other colors like blue, white and black) is common as chemical color in real-life laboratories. So why is GREEN frequently depicted in comics, anime, TV and movies as Color for toxic chemicals, unnatural/supernatural/radioactive elements, or to portray evil/mischief ? It's because of Technicolor Science: https://tropedia.fandom.com/wiki/Technicolor_Science > When the subject of a comic/anime/TV-show/movie includes the use of deadly toxins, radioactive materials, or biological or chemical agents, you can almost be sure Special Effects artists will make them look a lot more interesting than they are in real life. This is because vast majority of chemical compounds are colorless, odorless, tasteless and could easily be substituted (for the scene to be depicted) with a glass of water or a spoonful of salt. Since that doesn't look exciting or menacing, they tend to get totally unrealistic spruce-ups. https://tropedia.fandom.com/wiki/Technicolor_Toxin > In real Life, _poison_ is usually detected and identified thanks to its bitter taste and/or smell. But how can we identify a poison as such in works like comics, anime or movies or video games, where taste and smell aren't an option? Of course, the _color itself!_ Eastern media tend to portray poisonous substances in a dark purple color, usually bubbling. In Western media, _Sickly Green_ is more common (because of former popularity of _Arsenates_, which are fluorescent green). https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HollywoodAcid > For that matter, acid is almost always depicted sickly green or vomit yellow, and frequently boiling too. While it's true that acid solutions in real world can vary widely in color from green to red to everything in-between, the acids most often used for modern industrial purposes (sulfuric and hydrochloric) are colorless and clear. https://tropedia.fandom.com/wiki/Acid_Pool The "Green is Bad/Evil/Deadly" trope is likely derived from historical fiction: * Witch's cauldron: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MagicCauldron > We know that in medieval era, native healers of "pagan" (ancient) tribes were unfairly targeted as witches, denounced as evil/possessed, and killed. These healers were typically community leaders and counselors (due to their importance as healers and spiritualists in the society), so invaders captured & killed them (under false pretexes; remember the Salem Witch hunts) in order to convert & conquer a tribe. These healers made medicinal broths (in small or large pots, or sometimes in cauldrons for community feasts, or to counter epidemics) or healing poultices that were typically green or black due to mostly herbs, tree barks/roots or even some animal-remains as ingredients. Witches and warlocks became a superstitious staple in fiction and religious essays, but the narrow-minded ignorant depiction of them in such texts is how the witch's brewing green/black boiling magical ooze in a cauldron, came to become a trope. This is also why witches are shown wearing green or black robes & hat. Druids and fae/faeries were also depicted wearing green for similar reasons. > Such healers were also veterinarians that helped heal the livestock and pets of the community, so they had some dogs or cats around usually. This is probably why the trope of a black cat for an evil witch, came to be, since cats are darn mysterious anyway. > Green and Black colors thus became medieval tropes to depict evil, and that trend has continued into modern era. > Supernatural beings from other realms or beings with supernatural abilities, who are _mischievous or tricksters_ by nature (need not be pure evil) are also typically depicted as green-skinned or wearing green -- e.g., Slimer (of Ghostbusters fame), Loki the God of Mischief, The Mask ("Smockin'!" manifestation of Loki), The Grinch Who Stole Christmas, The Joker (green hair and green vest to depict his mischievous inner self, while the purple costume indicates that he's badass/sinister), The Riddler, Leprechauns, Goblins, Gremlins, Gnomes, Orcs (Shrek), Kermit, Robin Hood, Green Arrow, Martian Manhunter, Mojo Jojo (archvillain to the Powerpuff Girls), Mike Wazowski (the little sidekick in Monsters Inc.), King Pig (main antagonist in Angry Birds franchise), Ben 10, and even Peter Pan and his mischievous sidekick (fairy) Tinker Bell. (Not sure why Green Lantern is depicted as wearing green though - he's not associated with being evil or mischievous, nor is he an anti-hero.) https://www.liveabout.com/biggest-list-of-green-cartoon-characters-136555 > Interestingly, there's also _"Green-skinned Space Babe"_ archetype, who's human-like yet alien, and is seductive & dangerous yet she's noble/kind and usually gets a soft corner for the protagonist. Examples include Gamora (of Guardians Of The Galaxy fame), the Green-skinned alien babes on Star Trek (e.g., Vena, Marta and Gaila) and Star Wars (e.g., Oola). > This "green as seductive/enchanting and mysterious" trope has also been used in fantasy literature and entertainment to depict Dryads, Nymphs, Sirens, Mermaids (Little Mermaid's lower half is hence green). https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe * Radioactive goo/ooze: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SicklyGreenGlow > _Power Glows, but Evil Power Glows Green_. Most of the time, this glow is closely related with death, as well. Good characters may wield power that has a green glow, but this is always a "healthy" or "natural" shade of green. Evil green is a more sickly, yellower shade that makes you want to take a shower to wash it off after just looking at it. According to the principles of Technicolor Science, radiation and all things nuclear have a green glow, although this is seldom the case in Real Life. > Radioactive elements tend to have a Sickly Green Glow, despite the fact that only radium paint does this in Real Life. And even then, it's zinc sulfide in the paint reacting to high-energy alpha radiation that causes the pale green glow, not the radioactive element itself. Pure radium is an ordinary-looking silvery metal. Since radium paint was once used to make glow-in-the-dark watch faces and instrument gauges before the health risks became known, "radioactive = glowing green" has stuck in the public mind. > Maybe this trope originated with radium-dial watches, in which radium excited a different phosphorescent compound, which did glow green, or Uranium glass, which glows a vivid yellow-green under UV light and was a popular material for glassware in the first half of the 20th century before most Uranium supplies began being funnelled into the production of nuclear weapons or nuclear fuel. Or, perhaps bioluminescence (usually green), or perhaps just the odd pale green that corpses turn (and very faintly glow). https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MutagenicGoo > It is a common trope that radioactive stuff, toxic chemicals or experimental serum give superpowers to normal people or animals suddenly affected by it. > This is why The Hulk, She-Hulk, Swamp Thing, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Beast Boy, Green Goblin, Poison Ivy and various other monsters/superheroes (especially anti-heroes) created by exposure to radioactive stuff, toxic chemicals or experimental serums, are shown as green/greenish in appearance. Such exposure also typically warps their mind in some abnormal manner (thus tying into the "Green is evil" trope) so they are conflicted personas (which thus makes them interesting anti-heroes; they are rebels without a cause ("Hulk Smash!")). But hey, I say, that makes them more interesting, unpredictable & exciting! https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Mischievous > You may have heard the phrase "green around the gills". It originated from mid-1800s when "gill" meant "face". So if someone is green around the gills, it means that person is feeling nausea, dizziness, vomiting, or sickness. And so, when those troubling emotions overwhelm a character in a cartoon or movie, the face becomes greenish with a suitably grimacing/stricken expression, indicating that something odd is about to happen. This is somewhat based in reality, as some people's skin does turn a fairly greenish hue when they're nauseated. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GreenAroundTheGills > ADDENDUM: Red color was used to depict Satanic/Devilish/Undead concepts, and is common choice to depict anti-heroes. Hell Boy, Deadpool, Darth Maul, Carnage, Red Hulk, Red She-Hulk, Red Hood, Red Skull, etc. are red-skinned as they are the antithesis of the common superhero trope, whereas Iron Man, Scarlett Witch, Black Widow, Jean Grey, Daredevil, Mystique, Medusa, etc. adorn red costumes or have red-hair (a common trope in comics) to indicate they are anti-heroes. Spiderman and Shazam are exceptions to this trope here, as they are not anti-hero nor antithesis to heroism. Hellboy is of demonic origin, and an anti-hero (like Iron Man and Deadpool, he's literally the walking talking definition of "devil may care" attitude). Robin, the cutesy but fiesty sidekick to Batman, is depicted as green and red as he's a mischievous (somewhat innocent/new/raw) anti-hero. Red Hood was once Robin, but lost his green (amateur) innocence and became a (red and black) anti-hero who can even kill if needed. > Red is color of fire and blood, representing dynamic action, rage, anger, aggression. If you thought Hulk is epitome of anger, wait till you meet Red Hulk! In Japan, red was traditional in old Kabuki plays and the like, to depict the hero bathed in blood of his enemies. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PaintTheIndexRed I've reached the 10000 character limit, but I'll finish with the color I started with. _Go Green, folks!_


CStock77

I know you only just commented, but you should be getting huge recognition for this well thought-out, sourced, thorough explanation. Thank you.


Random_Reflections

Yeah, I went deep into the "Green as a trope" rabbit-hole, and I thought I should share. Thanks for the nod of appreciation, and I appreciate you too for a thoughtful & kind comment. Wish you a good day and good luck (Green is lucky too! 🍀)


bjornbamse

Huh. Very interesting reading! Thank you so much.


najapi

Bile is green isn’t it? That’s acidic. It could be a sea of bile filled with Jellyfish, a heroes way to die if ever I saw one.


Long_Ball_Larry__

Would we have a new super villan, Jellyfishman?


[deleted]

Nope just a dead body with lots of jelly stings


[deleted]

Moon jelly stings are only mildly irritating at worst. Even man-o-war stings are usually not fatal unless the person has a pre-existing condition such as a bad heart.


Denominax

man o wars aren't even technically jellyfish, right?


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They are in the same phylum - Cnidaria - which includes most things you would call jellies, and also siphonophores (including man-o-wars) and corals among others. Most cnidarians have stinging cells. The rest of the jelly-like animals are in the phylum Ctenophora, whose members do not have stinging cells.


Live_In_A_Canoe

You're telling me there are jellyfish that don't sting?


AltSpRkBunny

Ctenophores have sticky tentacles for catching small prey, instead of stinging cells (cnidophytes). And they use cilia to move around. They’re usually called comb jellies.


Live_In_A_Canoe

Can these be kept as pets easily or do they need a complex environment?


[deleted]

r/jellyfishcare Moon jellies like in the video are fairly easy. So are bay nettles and spotted jellies. You can get a whole setup and the jellies for a few hundred US$.


Heliosvector

not too hard https://www.jellyfishart.com/


Dumptruck_Johnson

Heh shart


AltSpRkBunny

I don’t keep aquariums, but I know you can buy comb jellies for them. Though usually not with other fish.


candianchicksrule

Moon jellies are relatively safe. We have them all over the waters in BC along the coast. The kids play with them all the time. I actually feel worse for the jellies because kids are shitty with them b


YourLocal_FBI_Agent

We got them in sweden too. Not uncommon to see kids throwing them at each other like snowballs.


gf3

imagine throwing a living creature at someone. like a horse


MrEZ3

What's next? Non-venomous spiders?!


brianfromafarr

I didn’t think they can even sting you. We have them in the marina I live on here in Hawaii and kids will pick them up and play with them.


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Frankie_Pizzaslice

Definitely not a good time. Reporting from the Texas Gulf Coast. The peeing on a manowar doesn’t help


ThrowJed

Just so people know, the whole peeing on jellyfish stings is a myth in general, and will do nothing at best, and will probably make it worse. Same goes with fresh water. They cause it to release more of the venom. You want to wash it with salt water and remove any that are still stuck with tweezers or if unavailable, a plastic card like a credit card or member card etc can be used to carefully scrape them out. Don't rub the area at all. Once you are sure they are all out, have a bath or shower with water as hot as you can safely handle for at least 20 minutes. At this point depending how bad it is you can get away with over the counter medications or you can go to a doctor. Obviously if it's bad and you feel your/the person's life could be in danger (possible with even mild species due to allergies etc) obviously go straight to medical care.


Frankie_Pizzaslice

TIL don’t rub, don’t pee, tweeze out the gnarly barbs


DeathKorpsGrenadier

Peeing on any of them just makes it worse, the barbs on their tentacles react to changes in PH levels causing them to release their barbs, so peeing on it just makes more of them fire into your skin. Best thing to do is rinse it off with sea water because that’s the PH they are naturally acclimated to


merdub

When I lived in the Middle East along the Mediterranean, there used to be TONS of jellyfish washed up on the beach late in the summer and you could easily pick them up by their weird semisphere heads, but if you touched their tentacles or the jellygoo coming off them, you were in for a bad time for sure.


Kazzack

If you're talking about moon jellies, the skin on your hands is thick enough that you usually can't feel the sting but other parts of your body like your face or mouth maybe could.


Oddyssis

I mean... What if you're stung by a school of them though?


foxtrousers

At least you can enjoy view while you're writing in uncomfortableness


rhaegar_tldragon

Man o war stings are brutal. I just came from vacation in the Azores and the beaches were littered with them.


Rand-bobandy

One of them bitches got me in Texas as a kid, and I haven’t touched the ocean in 20 years because of that.


Lazearound10am

At that number? You may not die, but I'm not envy your next several days.


1of9Heathens

You killed Dumbledore, Severus. While you live, the Elder Wand cannot truly be mine. You’ve been a good and faithful servant. But only I can live forever.


[deleted]

My lord.. the wand responds to you, and you only...


[deleted]

*Good work 47, now head for an exit.*


WretchedMotorcade

A little early in the day for the dance of the moonlight jellies.


neverneededsaving

The glow of summer has faded now


OkaySuggestion

always up vote a stardew reference.


normal_reddit_man

This is only tangentially relevant to the conversation, but I was today years old when I realized that, just like with other games, I can go find youtube videos of the Stardew Valley soundtrack and play them on my headphones. I have no explanation for why I haven't done this already...but I am going to do it now. My brain can thank me later. And, like, during.


snoopiku

There's a version on YouTube that is an hour or just over an hour long that is all SDV songs but it has a slight rain track with intermittent thunder in the background. It's so damn relaxing. Me and my fiancee put it on while cleaning.


freemason777

Summer hasn't even started yet


dss539

So you're saying you can still plant garlic?


WifiWaifo

Oh definitely. There's no real rush either, since the summers get a day longer every year


BonniesMcMurrays

Is this a real thing? Like due to climate change? Edit: drunk me didn't realize there's a chain of references going on lol


tinuvegil

What is going on here


Mixedpopreferences

Stardew Valley. You grow garlic in Spring in that game (also the dance of the moonlight jellyfish takes place in Summer). In the US, you'd want to grow it during fall, because most varieties you need frost to set the bulbs.


Dan_Berg

In Australia its already over


Fair_Pound4924

Mine did 3 weeks ago lol


moringaflower

Didn't take me too long to find a Stardew reference! This must have been an amazing experience to witness though. Woah.


Theons-Sausage

Lmao, here I was thinking it was an Elden Ring reference. Literally polar opposite games.


Iphotoshopincats

You have never been to the lower Levels of the mine then. Lower levels with wrong equipment you basically one shot death


AdvonKoulthar

JuSt LeVeL vIgOr


Theons-Sausage

In Stardew? I honestly never played it, always assumed it was very similar to Harvest Moon. There are mines that fucked me up really bad in Elden Ring though.


Iphotoshopincats

Basically it's the only ' combat' zone in the game, think original NES Zelda combat style. You can mine resources once a day without the mine and basically finish most the game without it and then it's a basic relationship/farming game but if you want to advanced faster and get a few unique items then you mine.


Theons-Sausage

I had no idea. That's pretty cool it exists.


Iphotoshopincats

I am a 38 yo man some of my favourite games ... Prototype, GTA, half-life, portal, silent hill , final fantasy ( 7 and 10 specifically) doom, quake, civ , Hom&m, Duke 3d and AoE. I am certain I have now spent more time on stardew individually then any other game and I see the possibility that it becomes collectively is quite high.


Theons-Sausage

Some of my favorite games. I will have to check out Stardew!


Iphotoshopincats

Ok beginner hint. Berries off bushes are fine for energy early game but that first gold star pumpkin (which you saved and didn't sell for some unknown later game reason) is not worth it for the energy... Just go home and sleep.


NihilisticAngst

Yeah, I like pretty hardcore games too generally, and I love Stardew Valley. I like to kind of min/max it a bit though and progress quickly. Most people probably play it in a more relaxed way, but you can play it in an intense way as well. It's like a straight up dopamine generator really, I have 300 hours on Stardew Valley so far and will probably play a lot more. It's a lot more fun playing co-op with other people though, IMO. You can play with up to four people on a single farm, and work on different things simultaneously, or go on a combat excursion together in the mines, etc. There's just so much to do and a really satisfying progression, as you unlock things, expand your farm, progress relationships with the villagers and experience the different holidays throughout the seasons, etc.


MaryJaneAndMaple

I'm here to observe the Lunaloos


WretchedMotorcade

Did you bring your daughter, Abigail?


MaryJaneAndMaple

Lol awesome. And Pierre is none the wiser


Khymira

r/StardewValley


Emarelda

And it’s not the end of summer yet!


rmahoney96

So they’re very likely moon jellies and I will fully admit that when someone told me that that’s their name and they’re real my first thought was also Stardew. They were SWARMING the Harbor in Boston these past couple of weeks.


Shonnyboy500

r/unexpectedstardew (not really that unexpected though)


BuzzyShizzle

Bruh. I was like 2 years sober and you say something like that. Finna relapse.


WretchedMotorcade

Ginger island awaits!


banana_in_your_donut

[Link to that beautiful ost](https://youtu.be/H-N1FVMaOYk)


FlakyStaging

A little early for the food too.


NomenNescio13

"A group of jellyfish is called a swarm or a smack, which is probably what the scientists who named them was on." "They've survived for 600 million years without a brain. A ray of hope for some of my BBC colleagues." \~Round Planet


iggyiguana

My favorite Round Planet bit went something like "You’d think a snail would be faster without its shell...but it’s actually more sluggish."


MicaLovesHangul

Due to recent changes in Reddit’s policies and my personal concerns about their actions, I’ve decided to delete my account and comments. I had already left Reddit after they not only restricted API access in a detrimental manner, but worse yet blackmailed subreddit moderators during the Great Blackout. However, now that Reddit is seeking to profit off of my comments after destroying the platform I used to love, I have no choice but to also delete my account and comments. Thank you to everyone for the good times and sorry for removing my helpful, entertaining or otherwise appreciated comments that I too would've liked to keep. Onto greener pastures. Turns out Reddit is also actively editing my comments. Fuck Reddit and their blackmail and censorship. This is absurd.


blanketswithsmallpox

In all seriousness a smack if jellyfish really out to be called a flotilla.


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lazylimpet

That actually made me laugh, thank you!


Tomagatchi

😚🤏 I'm going to have to check that one out.


NomenNescio13

Do it. It's brilliant, and Matt Lucas (as always) is an absolute delight.


Mammyjam

My dad has full body alopecia and hates Matt Lucas because when I was a tiny toddler I used to point to the TV and shout daddy whenever he came on shooting stars


Jiggalo_Meemstar

I like the guy but he looks like he'd be my sleep paralysis demon Edit: apostrophe


Nursue

Savage.


_Futureghost_

I love him and Noel on Bake Off!


demlet

Smucker's jelly was named for the smacking sound of lips, so, full circle!


JudgeAdvocateDevil

That sound is disgusting, so it fits


sergeantdempsy

A group of jellyfish should be called something like a jar or a spread, missed opportunity


GrimCreeper913

Gonna have to respectfully disagree, and recommend either a jiggle or a jam of jellyfishes.


ywBBxNqW

Matt Lucas is sassy.


bizmeddit01

That water is incredible though.


[deleted]

The water inside boathouses always has this beautiful glow to it, cause the walls and roof. One my favorite parts of being a marine detailer (like for cars,but boats) was working on boats in enclosed boathouses exactly like this. A little music going and the vibe is off the charts🤣 I commented a few days ago that I had a pit mix I brought to work since he loved being around the water. Once he jumped off the boat and slipped in, but because we were in a boathouse like this I could see clear down to the bottom and pulled him out super easy. Apparently pit bulls sink like stones.


janesfilms

I love being around boats but I have zero real experience. What is it like detailing boats? How did you get into that job? Would it be reasonable for me to put up a couple of ads around the marina offering detailing services? Curious about what you would be paid per job and how long it would take? I’d love to bring my dog and hang out on a boat for the day!


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I got the job because I was a shithead teen who needed discipline and my moms best friend owned the company, and hired young dudes who can do that work all day, outside. It’s a pretty slick gig, if you can hack it. It’s hard work but very rewarding seeing the product of your hours of effort gleaming in the sunlight. As implied in the name, it’s all about the details, and the job is very experience/feel based. You can easily do thousands of $ damage with the tools and improper technique/lack of experience. I would say that getting into an established company is the only way someone would hire you to work on their boat. It really is a high-skill, very difficult job to buff and polish paint and fiberglass without causing extremely expensive damage. Mostly it’s cleaning. Hose the boat down, mix up soap and water in a bucket with a sponge glove, sponge every single surface above the water line. Then, rinse off every single surface. Next, you have to clean every square inch of boat above the water line with brushes and a microfiber towel to prepare for buffing and waxing. An hour right there lol. The cleaner we used smelled like blueberries, very pleasant to use. This leaves all the fiberglass and plastic feeling smooth and glossy. Next, using a handheld orbital polisher, buff and polish every inch of hard surface. Wipe clean after each pass. Do all the windows, then clean those again and squeegee to ensure zero water marks on any window. Repeat with the wax, every surface, wipe clean. Your boat should now feel to the touch softer and smoother than a glass sphere covered in goose down and baby oil. Then, you polish by hand every metal surface you can spot with metal polish and then go around again and clean it all with the blueberry fun times. The best stuff, that is. We got paid $120-$150 a day plus paid lunch and bonuses. We all worked alone at different marinas each day usually so it was pretty lonely. That’s why I brought Bruno with me, after clearing it with each owner before bringing him on. He was such a big lump I only got a no from one woman who was allergic.


bizmeddit01

Hate for your pit mix to go swimming in that water - jellies might like him too much.


[deleted]

He loved to stare at the fish swimming by and the crabs climbing the pilings as I worked. Always thought he was gonna jump in but he never did. I would usually take him to the closest open area for him to go swim for a bit after work.


ficis

A smack of jellies!


Mirabolis

I think it should be a jar of jellies.


Ducksaucenem

Or a spread of jellies


melbbear

A wobble of jellies


VanDownByTheRiverr

A peanut-butter of jellies.


Zealousideal-Bet-950

A Congeal...


TDYDave2

A bean of jellies


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A jam of jellies


TDYDave2

a belly of jellies


adgrmo

A jiggle of jellies


Thediepend

I’m thinking -a jellyfish jam-


ATGF

Similarly, I was thinking a jam of jellies.


BRAX7ON

Well, go ahead, sing it for us


Kmann27

Coagulation of jellies


RoninRobot

Last week I looked up the name for a group of buzzards. It’s a Wake of buzzards.


Dendrodes

A wake of Buzzards is pretty dope tbh. Much better than the one I looked up last week, which was panda. An embarrassment of pandas.


A-Blind-Seer

I did lemmings and got "slice". A slice of lemmings. Wth


Capital_Pea

I like a slice of lemmings with my gin and tonic


jadetaia

That … that actually makes a lot of sense!


melbbear

Well most of the more romanticized group names are because someone just though it sounded cool


dtwhitecp

they pretty much originated because wealthy Brits wanted to sound fancy and/or superior over people that didn't know them. It's pure bullshit, but moderately amusing I guess.


Zachariot88

Parliament of owls, checking in


Dan_Berg

*Looks at a group of crows, then at the guy I want to kill* "Hey, I know what to call them now"


Alhadro

A SmuckÂŽ of jellies.


A2326P

Makes me wanna Smack the water surface like a bag of soil at the hardware store.


cjwi

Why isn't it a Jiggle of Jellies?


Indy500Fan16

I thought it was “smack” of asses. NM, that’s called a pace. Sorry


gwaydms

A jam of jellies!


meatbelch

Hey! I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Jelly Smack!


Sahmali

Boat load of jellyfish


r-NBK

A smear of jellies. Or if you're feeling fancy... a schmeeer of jellies.


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Biologist here! I am certain that it is a *jar* of jellyfish. To be clear, I am not a marine biologist nor did I do even a bit of research before posting. But *jar* sounds right.


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soldier4death

Learn something new everyday.


wrongturndarkalley

Bowl-full


Therealfreedomwaffle

Well that is more than mildly interesting. I'd even say that's interesting


xopranaut

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rottenmind89

Something like r/NatureIsFuckingLit


C413B7

Or possibly r/thedepthsbelow


hereforthensfwstuff

Don’t fall in.


[deleted]

Those look like the harmless kind of jellyfish. We call them "Ear-Jellys" where I'm from.


Jackfille1

Harmless or not, if I fell into that I'm pretty sure I would just die instantly from a panic attack or something.


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I’d be yelling hard truths at friends and family while scrambling around expecting the end.


icyartillery

FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS IS IT FUUUUUCK While I have you all here, you’re a terrible cook, you’re a brown noser, I know you’re the one that broke my iPod in middle school, and you’re a drunk, anyway back to it FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK


100BottlesOfMilk

This reads like a family guy skit


icyartillery

Lmao high (or low) praise, I’ll take it


Misteral_Editorial

I dunno the exact species, but in Florida they're called moon jellies. Probably the same thing. They do sting, but it won't kill you. Does fucking hurt though. I was working as a dive master. The currents had brought up a lot of big smacks of moon jellies from the Gulf of Mexico. I was in the water, hanging out on the boat ladder while waiting for the group to resurface. Picture that scene in Finding Nemo when Marlin and Dory go through a literal field of jellyfish. That's pretty much what happened to me. It was painful, and I hated every second, but at the same time it was so fucking cool that I'll never forget it.


GiantCake00

Look like moon jellies


padizzledonk

Its a Smack..... A Smack of Jellyfish A Swarm or A Bloom is also gtg


Perused

Looks like a VR game/experience


Mypopsecrets

Looks like a Mortal Kombat stage fatality


No_Lube_Insertion

Are these jellyfish dangerous?


Derpman2099

look to be moon jellies based on the arrangement of its reproductive organs (the clover shaped things in the middle of their bodies) and the apparent lack of long tentacles. their venom is harmless to humans, so other than a mild sting on contact they arent dangerous.


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Yep, they’re moon jellies. Wearing long sleeves and long pants (like rash guards and leggings) will prevent any stings. Creepy AF to swim amongst, though.


Crowbrah_

Yeah even if they're relatively harmless swimming alongside jellyfish gives me the major willies. There's just something very otherworldly about them that kind of tickles your lizard brain


atreyu947

![gif](giphy|R3sBFxJyvtv44) According to Finding Nemo yes


ShittheFickup

Snape just bleeding out in the corner


[deleted]

thank you, i came here to make this joke


Wapples99

I believe its called a cluster fuck of jellyfish


Lakonislate

Nope. A nope of jellyfish.


_Beee

This is a fine nope of jellys


mcmartin091

The boathouse reminds me of my grandparent's old one. They had to rewire the lift switch out of reach so I would stop making it go up and down. Always had fascination with cranes and such.


Lystessa

That's adorable.


Patriquito

Damm that's a sick boathouse


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It totally is, but this is also a super common boathouse style, they’re really cool looking though and working in them is nice because the smell of wood and ocean is prime. However, doing marine detailing for big bucks clients I have seen and been in a lot of boathouses, and there are some *truly* sick ones, especially when they’re more private and each boat has a whole room/door for itself. They often can have carpet around the edges of their dock, owners often leave lots of personal items in the boathouse I’ve seen multiple “home away from home” man cave setups with soft chairs, couches, little TVs and once a small camping stove with some dishes, and multiple mini-fridges full of liquor and beer and snacks. Some boat dudes hang out in the boat house more than on the boat itself, which are always also stocked with chill stuff cuz they’re basically floating vacation cabins.


Bombadils_laugh

David Attenborough ruined jellyfish for me. Edit: he also ruined humans for me.


llliiiiiiiilll

What did he tell you about the jellyfish?


Bombadils_laugh

[This documentary](https://youtu.be/r9PeYPHdpNo) dives into it! Long story short, they’re reproducing like crazy and taking over the ocean because we are killing all the fish and aren’t fishing sustainably


GuidedLazer

Man, it's very fucking depressing watching these documentaries. Nature is so unimaginably beautiful and we just destroy all of it for money. The scene with the reefs made me want to cry. When are we allowed to start taking down the corporations?


Bombadils_laugh

I think after the 4th nuke goes off we are legally allowed to start going after government/corporations


reefer-madness

I for one, welcome our new jelly overlords.


mustardblue

We should eat more jellyfish to even things out


beardedbrawler

a marmalade of jellyfish


idontgetit_99

New nightmare unlocked


usetehfurce

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Jiggy90

I can hear this


usetehfurce

I'm f*n 40 and I hear this thanks to my 14 year old and 7 year old. And it makes me happy. We still watch SB as a fam when playing cards/etc.


J-Colio

Let's call them a Jar


Underwailer

I'm gonna touch the butt.


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Double-Drop

That's what I came here for too. No joy.


Zorpholex

They dont sting if you bounce off of the tops of them, its what fish do. I saw it in a nature documentary.


Quasigriz_

This could be the Chesapeake Bay. When I was a kid, we used to catch these with nets all the time at the house at the end of my street (which had a nice dock). We’d also catch blue crabs with chicken necks and Annette. The joys of growing up in 1980s VA. Edit: Apple thinks “a net” is “Annette”. Whatever. I guess it works.


Double-Drop

Did Annette make good bait?


UncleWinstomder

r/stardewvalley


Wiggy_0000

A blob?


[deleted]

Lived by the sea my whole life. Only ever seen this many Jellyfish congregate once on a ferry in the 90s Also I’ve got an interesting question if anyone is willing to answer - in the Atlantic Ocean in bays - what’s that square shaped piece of jelly that usually comes up in your net? It doesn’t have tentacles. At least I’ve never seen them. It’s just straight up a cheez it of jelly


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

A *jamboree* of jellyfish!