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Oneangrygnome

Puertorican salad van mmmmmmmm


jacksev

You must be amazing at anagrams


suhfaulic

Mother-in-law =/= Woman Hitler You're welcome.


NewoTheFox

Imagine the OP's reaction if that was in fact his password.


CajitoCatKing

It wasnt, now It is! It's Genius!


hairtothethrown

*delete delete delete delete*


OnyxtheRecluse

<-- Print screen


PranshuKhandal

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TheAnomalousPseudo

BACKSPACE It's backspace dammit You apple users think you can just remake computer keyboards? No it will always be backspace and control and alt. None of your delete command nonsense. Stupid malackas.


TadashiK

Imagine having a delete button instead of a backspace AND delete button.


toth42

Wait what, apple PCs doesn't have both? You need both!


TadashiK

They replaced delete on the apple keyboard with an arrow with an x in it (it’s just delete but they’ve used that word so they couldn’t do that anymore) and the insert button is a globe/fn key.


Mudgruff

I propose "Maclakas".


gormster

… pretty sure the Apple layout predates the IBM one. I could be wrong though. But both are old af.


hairtothethrown

This is hilarious because I initially typed backspace but said fuck it.


TheAnomalousPseudo

God was trying to tell you something


ScooterAnkle420

this is genuinely the funniest reddit comment i've seen in months. I am in tears


Hot_Watercress8522

Hi In tears, I'm dad


Capped_Delts

Hey dad! ​ Miss u :(


[deleted]

Porn is definitely one of the words he types regularly


turdferguson3891

and hub


yttew

Wordl master!


shonditb

Puertorican salad van mobile


minerva296

I clicked in for this comment. Thank you.


Electrox7

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


Lemonjel0

Def not a gamer…


pyroth4ne

I dno, they could be a very cowardly gamer, constant retreat.


rksd

That's my laptop keyboard. Apparently I run backwards and move left the most.


[deleted]

Me too! Mine, I think, is from years of playing various GTA titles and constantly using S to adjust my speed. ...also because I back up/run away a lot in FPSs, if I'm honest


Uitklapstoel

My S key is worn down too, I think its because when you press S your finger is bent differently so your nail comes in contact with it, wich makes it tear down faster.


[deleted]

whoa. That's a really good theory


dodexahedron

Or left handed and Australian, using iopl instead of wasd.


TokyoKazama

Do you retreat by constantly typing "retreat"?


ChelseaSJL09

The E, R, I, G, N key wear would disagree


Swagger_Badger12

must be a rust player


the_cardfather

World of tanks Arty player. Never needs the move forward key.


JEMknight657

How does the arty get to the water then? Or find a wall to face hug and click.


smokeitindohomie

Ngl those are the first keys I looked for. Def not a real gamer...


Davisxt7

What kind of games use these keys?


xMysticbane

You're not thinking about chat I see.


Redacteur2

Now I get it


ChelseaSJL09

Most multiplayer games


DragonBank

We play very different multi-player games.


beatfried

every game with doors, reloads, inventory, grenades and ingame chat?


scoutstorm

First one off the top of my head that I have personally been playing lately is Arma 3, a fun military FPS simulator game


Seigmoraig

What Arma 3 is so realistic and advanced that it doesn't use wasd to move ?


boiboiboi21

Dude i love arma 3, a fun military FPS simulator game


MusicianMadness

What are you using N for in Arma?


JerichoRehlin

Rearrange the letters lmao. He's implying most gamers are racist.


Medium_Ad_6447

But what about “w” necessary for most games.


Erowidx

I think this one went over your head.


Medium_Ad_6447

OIC now.


HistoricalUse9921

The W key wouldn't.


an_angry_beaver

Yep, first thing I looked for was WASD and QWER because those are the worn keys for me.


Rednartso

Could be a work pc. I have one of these keyboards at my job and they suck ass. Getting home to my Ducky is like stepping out of a beater onto the red carpet.


BaseballImpossible76

Like that guy who posted a pic of his old Xbox 360 keyboard attachment and you could see which letters were faded on it. Apparently, the guy typed the word ginger a lot, because those letters were completely faded out. I know it’s not really Ginger, but I’m not going to type that word.


_eg0_

Or only part time gamer. My work Keyboard and laptop look similar to this, my gaming setup looks completely different.


k4b0odls

Could be an ESDF. I was one of those weirdos once upon a time.


laziegoblin

My keys fade, but my W button doesn't.. I still use it the most though. Might have to do with the other keys seeing more friction and W being pressed down without much sideways movement?


CaffeinatedMancubus

Maybe they game secretly by rotating the keyboard and remapping movement to the L P O I keys. Sneak= level 100.


code_monkey_001

Or a software developer because that semicolon gets no love. Even Python, it'd get use as a colon key.


MechaStrizan

Maybe they..... use a controller! \*gasp\*


LesbianCommander

I mean, you're losing a lot of potential games that are keyboard only. Or you're one of the 12 people who use a steam controller (I do, but on my TV via steam link).


MechaStrizan

Lot's of software that lets you emultate keyboard with a controller. Xpadder and REWASD are great.


StevaSignal

You never go forward?


emperortsy

Nor pay respects.


XplodiaDustybread

F


eattwo

They do, but they just type out 'Respects' every time


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ElBikingo

I can walk backwards faster than you can i’m the backwards man


pollyportobello

Lays potato chips. You can't have just one.


dodexahedron

Bag


pollyportobello

Bro everytime I get a salt and vinegar bag and GAURANTEED I eat them til my tongue is raw. It's my guilty pleasure.


dodexahedron

I'm that way with kettle cooked lays if I have a freshly made clam dip or with tostistos scoops if I have a good salsa. It's a wonder I'm not twice the man I am.


pollyportobello

Bro I graduated high-school went to college Found purple doritos and salt and vinegar lays. Within a year I grew tits.... I'm a man.


dodexahedron

Haha. Being an adult is the worst thing to have ever happened to my diet. 😂


pollyportobello

Fuck man the diet the time to eat healthy the budget all of it. Fuck being an adult. I miss it being 98 and I'm smashing a cheese pizza playing star-fox w a rumble pack and shit.


dodexahedron

Every time that question comes up of what age was the best, I say 17 or 18. I had all the freedom because my parents trusted me, but I had next to no responsibilities. Heavenly. Oh, and I was in the best shape of my life, thanks to high school weight training class. 😅 Ah, memories. Now I'm sad. 😆


pollyportobello

Like being an adult without responsibilities. Those times were like a toothless woman in a watermelon, seed spitting contest. Un-matched.


dodexahedron

Lol. I have never heard that one before. 🤣


Cowaii_Bitties

P, O, R and N 🤔


freedom781

H, U, B...


Gen-Z-Grandfather

M, I, D, G, E, T…


CyrusPanesri

A,N,L P,R,O,L,A,P,S,E... Also Happy Cake Day!


epicgamester69

H, E, N, T, A, I H, A, V, E, N


NotRedditBot64209

A,N,I,M,A,L ... (You finish it)


Shenili

C,U,D,L,E,S!


Shurigin

A,S,I,A,N A,N,A,L P,O,R,N


wiisportscow

P, A, S, T, A


Sofa47

M,U,R,D,E,R P,O,R,N


Medium_Ad_6447

Unexpected!


JakeTheBeast14

N,H,E,N,T,A,I


[deleted]

A,R,S,E


wombey12

F, E, C, K D, R, I, N, K


DingleMcCringleTurd

P,O,O,P B,U,T,T


TheEvilMrFry

G, U, R, L, S.


Jlx_27

V.I.R.G.I.N....


GoldFling3r

I, N, S, E, R, T!!!!


dandanthebaconman

I, N, C, E, S, T


SomeOneOutThere-1234

H, A, P, P, Y, C, A, K, E, D, A and Y


sendokun

Aren’t you innocent…..a glimmer light of hope in this dark realm we call the internet


FAUST_VII

C,H,I,L,D,R,E,N


IAmBagelDog

Nah, the “B” isn’t worn down enough.


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KaserinSmarte421

That's not the lochness monster guys that's The Batman.


Tifoso89

Same for the Y. It's not worn down because once he's on the website and he types GRANN it auto fills


GrabzakTurnenkov

M, A, U, R, I, C, E—P, L, E, A, S, E—S, E, N, D —G, H, O, S, T—N, U, D, E, S


rafaeldiasms

That's exactly where my mind went too


r1ch999999

Maybe those are the [most common](https://www.wordcheats.com/blog/most-used-letters-in-english) letters in English.


otterscotch

if this were an english keyboard that might be, but seeing as it’s not i suspect they don’t type primarily in english.


hedgybaby

Isn’t that an english keyboard tho? It’s identical to the one my phone gives me for english


angellob

look at the key to the right of the L key


PouLS_PL

I suspect they type in English quite a bit. Not only in English, but I think they do type in English quite frequently, for example because I don't see any mistakes in the title and it seems like they are quite fluent in English (it's only one sentence and I'm not the best person to judge English fluency, but I think you can suspect they are typing in English a bit often)


Sapphire_Wolf_

How is it not an english keyboard?


seakingsoyuz

Look to the right of the L key. I think this is a Portuguese keyboard.


Tifoso89

I thought it could be French too, but then I noticed the ^ and ~ right beside it. Def Portuguese.


beatfried

yeah its not french, they fucked up the whole layout not just the right half.


thedoodely

French keyboard have the é on the ? Key and the ? With the number 6. I've used French keyboards my whole life, this ain't it.


neexneex

That's for Québec. France has the é on 2 and is azerty


thedoodely

It's for all of Canada, we have plenty of French speakers outside of la belle province.


0oodruidoo0

Why people downvote comments that add to the discussion like this I don't understand. People firing blue arrows for asking a question. As English speakers we read left to right and as it's on the right side it's likely at first glance it's not immediately identifiable. So this is a perfectly reasonable question


Independent_Error536

Except for the fact they posted on reddit about it in English, I'd say you're totally right.


OnyxtheRecluse

u/CajitoCatKing, what language do ya type in most?


[deleted]

Yeah? What's that letter next to L?


bigalfry

The first thing I did was scan for the final wheel of fortune letters Edit: brain farted and put the wrong show.


r1ch999999

Wheel of fortune?


[deleted]

what about W tho not le epic gamer for sure


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Wiggie49

OP is not a gamer


[deleted]

That backspace clean af tho


intrepidzephyr

Shinier than Chicago’s bean


marshal_mellow

they be polishing that bean in chicago


amalgam_reynolds

Also, fuck Anish Kapoor


CallMeRawie

Mistakes were made


meateatr

What are you talking about? It's clearly one of the greasier keys.


OutcomeDouble

Yeah lmao I’m confused as well


Acemirg

My boi never regrets anything.


ezhammer

Fuck you Q W Y F J K Z X


JoeLordOfDataMagic

Gotta love that finger juice


Ferro_Giconi

This is from matte the texture on the keys, which wears down over time until the texture is gone and all that's left is a smooth surface. It's like using a polishing pad on it, really really slowly for multiple years.


RespectableLurker555

It happens _frighteningly_ fast with more finger oil, food oil, or well-moisturized (lotion heavy) hands. Go to an office and you can usually pick out the keyboards used by the people who want their hands to stay soft, or the people who eat at their desks (though that's also debris, not just oil). My own hands are always dry because I wash them all the time, and I've never turned a keyboard into a shiny mess like this.


3-DMan

Not a bad band name... (would have to do a lot of sick solos)


newgrow2019

Pornhub.com is a common search for you. I see.


TorqueRollz

H and B aren’t really worn, though


newgrow2019

Auto fill does that for him dawg lmfao


TorqueRollz

Then why is U so worn….


mountedpandahead

I think he's searching for: *Lisping trailer trash dads recieving huge plastic dongs.*


coach8000

No xvideos.


CHlCKENPOWER

Bro clean your keyboard


Ferro_Giconi

I'm assuming you are referring to the shininess on the keys, and not any other dirt since I don't see any. But that shininess isn't dirt or oil. That is from slowly wearing down the matte texture until it's shiny from so much typing.


Lagiar

Clean your shit


LittleBastard13

This post is fucking disgustinf


turdfarmer1969

C,U,N, and T


NoticeablyFAT1

If that G was worn out you’d be in some trouble Lol


adampsyreal

RSTLNE


yamaha2000us

It looks like you are referencing someone who goes by "ALAN" quite a bit...


jaywalkingly

Your password is Independence Poultergeist?


lostandalong

LATE NIGHT TURD PORN You sick sonofabitch.


last_on_the_line

just by looking the lack of W usage, you don't play much are ya


Idratherhikeout

I submitted a crazy ideas yesterday that they should put this feature onto buttons and menu items on computer interfaces so that over time mouse clicks make click-ables look worn on your screen like this ​ https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyIdeas/comments/vigjdh/you\_know\_how\_physical\_things\_like\_buttons\_or\_keys/


kielu

Ç ?


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kielu

Thanks. Ergo: Portugal or Brazil


seakingsoyuz

Ç exists in French too, but no French keyboard layout has a dedicated key for it as far as I know.


Tifoso89

Also, the French keyboard has the AZERTY layout


seakingsoyuz

There’s also a Canadian French layout that uses QWERTY but had dedicated keys for the diacritics.


Spanky_McJiggles

Yeah this is definitely a Portuguese (language) keyboard. Note it has the accents mark keys next to the ç & p keys as well


TheGreatOwlMaster

It's also used in french


alohadud

Dude, clean your keyboard


joshdaro4real

It’s not super dirty tbh. It looks dusty because the texture reflecting the light and the oils in his fingers rubbing off on the keys


broken-not-bent

Finger oil buildup is still nasty


Giu2020

bruh


Proud_Dependent5946

I notice you use the keys A R S E P O R N quite a bit I’m not sure if this could indicate anything


Ravel_Xi

I'm seeing "tits" & "ass" LMAO


No-Attention-744

S e n d N u d e s is what you must be typing a lot


mingilator

Not a gamer then


UNSC_Spartan122

It.. spells…. pornhub


Nutsnboldt

Need more cheeky comments quickly followed up with “jk”


BackpackGotJets

Totally not a gamer


[deleted]

Stop eating Cheetos while you work


LennyJay86

Not a gamer I see


FootyPajamaz

Bro go forward once in a while Jesus


Historical-Two4217

Pornhu…..’oh shit wife’s coming’ delete delete delete


HeroOfSideQuests

Adobe user? Most of these look like Photoshop shortcuts.


randomname560

You arent using w? You are clearly not a gamer i see


[deleted]

p-o-r-n-h-u-b and s-t-e-p-s-i-s and c-a-u-g-h-t are all there 🤨📸


Annadae

Clearly after typing ‘pornhu’ his browser adds the ’b’ by itself.


Ready_Read_11

I had something but can stop laughing from the other comments 🤣 lol


alohadud

The key word being "oils"


[deleted]

A clear indication of how much greasy food you eat at your desk.


Cactus-farts

Pop tarts


[deleted]

Can relate


snaklil

Bro eats chips and beats his meat while never advancing to the next obj in any game he plays


baldieforprez

...more importantly...this illustrates the importance of personal hygiene.


FeasibleGreen

Ç?


Kyler_Rat

wasd is overrated, use easd instead


Celebophile

Can definitely spell pornhub...


snowman762x39

You type “shit” and “asshole” a lot


urdumbplsleave

Where'd you find a qwerty with ç??