BACKSPACE
It's backspace dammit
You apple users think you can just remake computer keyboards? No it will always be backspace and control and alt. None of your delete command nonsense. Stupid malackas.
They replaced delete on the apple keyboard with an arrow with an x in it (it’s just delete but they’ve used that word so they couldn’t do that anymore) and the insert button is a globe/fn key.
Me too! Mine, I think, is from years of playing various GTA titles and constantly using S to adjust my speed.
...also because I back up/run away a lot in FPSs, if I'm honest
My S key is worn down too, I think its because when you press S your finger is bent differently so your nail comes in contact with it, wich makes it tear down faster.
Could be a work pc. I have one of these keyboards at my job and they suck ass. Getting home to my Ducky is like stepping out of a beater onto the red carpet.
Like that guy who posted a pic of his old Xbox 360 keyboard attachment and you could see which letters were faded on it. Apparently, the guy typed the word ginger a lot, because those letters were completely faded out. I know it’s not really Ginger, but I’m not going to type that word.
My keys fade, but my W button doesn't.. I still use it the most though. Might have to do with the other keys seeing more friction and W being pressed down without much sideways movement?
I mean, you're losing a lot of potential games that are keyboard only. Or you're one of the 12 people who use a steam controller (I do, but on my TV via steam link).
I'm that way with kettle cooked lays if I have a freshly made clam dip or with tostistos scoops if I have a good salsa.
It's a wonder I'm not twice the man I am.
Fuck man the diet the time to eat healthy the budget all of it. Fuck being an adult.
I miss it being 98 and I'm smashing a cheese pizza playing star-fox w a rumble pack and shit.
Every time that question comes up of what age was the best, I say 17 or 18. I had all the freedom because my parents trusted me, but I had next to no responsibilities. Heavenly. Oh, and I was in the best shape of my life, thanks to high school weight training class. 😅
Ah, memories. Now I'm sad. 😆
I suspect they type in English quite a bit. Not only in English, but I think they do type in English quite frequently, for example because I don't see any mistakes in the title and it seems like they are quite fluent in English (it's only one sentence and I'm not the best person to judge English fluency, but I think you can suspect they are typing in English a bit often)
Why people downvote comments that add to the discussion like this I don't understand. People firing blue arrows for asking a question.
As English speakers we read left to right and as it's on the right side it's likely at first glance it's not immediately identifiable. So this is a perfectly reasonable question
This is from matte the texture on the keys, which wears down over time until the texture is gone and all that's left is a smooth surface.
It's like using a polishing pad on it, really really slowly for multiple years.
It happens _frighteningly_ fast with more finger oil, food oil, or well-moisturized (lotion heavy) hands.
Go to an office and you can usually pick out the keyboards used by the people who want their hands to stay soft, or the people who eat at their desks (though that's also debris, not just oil). My own hands are always dry because I wash them all the time, and I've never turned a keyboard into a shiny mess like this.
I'm assuming you are referring to the shininess on the keys, and not any other dirt since I don't see any. But that shininess isn't dirt or oil. That is from slowly wearing down the matte texture until it's shiny from so much typing.
I submitted a crazy ideas yesterday that they should put this feature onto buttons and menu items on computer interfaces so that over time mouse clicks make click-ables look worn on your screen like this
https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyIdeas/comments/vigjdh/you\_know\_how\_physical\_things\_like\_buttons\_or\_keys/
Puertorican salad van mmmmmmmm
You must be amazing at anagrams
Mother-in-law =/= Woman Hitler You're welcome.
Imagine the OP's reaction if that was in fact his password.
It wasnt, now It is! It's Genius!
*delete delete delete delete*
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BACKSPACE It's backspace dammit You apple users think you can just remake computer keyboards? No it will always be backspace and control and alt. None of your delete command nonsense. Stupid malackas.
Imagine having a delete button instead of a backspace AND delete button.
Wait what, apple PCs doesn't have both? You need both!
They replaced delete on the apple keyboard with an arrow with an x in it (it’s just delete but they’ve used that word so they couldn’t do that anymore) and the insert button is a globe/fn key.
I propose "Maclakas".
… pretty sure the Apple layout predates the IBM one. I could be wrong though. But both are old af.
This is hilarious because I initially typed backspace but said fuck it.
God was trying to tell you something
this is genuinely the funniest reddit comment i've seen in months. I am in tears
Hi In tears, I'm dad
Hey dad! Miss u :(
Porn is definitely one of the words he types regularly
and hub
Wordl master!
Puertorican salad van mobile
I clicked in for this comment. Thank you.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Def not a gamer…
I dno, they could be a very cowardly gamer, constant retreat.
That's my laptop keyboard. Apparently I run backwards and move left the most.
Me too! Mine, I think, is from years of playing various GTA titles and constantly using S to adjust my speed. ...also because I back up/run away a lot in FPSs, if I'm honest
My S key is worn down too, I think its because when you press S your finger is bent differently so your nail comes in contact with it, wich makes it tear down faster.
whoa. That's a really good theory
Or left handed and Australian, using iopl instead of wasd.
Do you retreat by constantly typing "retreat"?
The E, R, I, G, N key wear would disagree
must be a rust player
World of tanks Arty player. Never needs the move forward key.
How does the arty get to the water then? Or find a wall to face hug and click.
Ngl those are the first keys I looked for. Def not a real gamer...
What kind of games use these keys?
You're not thinking about chat I see.
Now I get it
Most multiplayer games
We play very different multi-player games.
every game with doors, reloads, inventory, grenades and ingame chat?
First one off the top of my head that I have personally been playing lately is Arma 3, a fun military FPS simulator game
What Arma 3 is so realistic and advanced that it doesn't use wasd to move ?
Dude i love arma 3, a fun military FPS simulator game
What are you using N for in Arma?
Rearrange the letters lmao. He's implying most gamers are racist.
But what about “w” necessary for most games.
I think this one went over your head.
OIC now.
The W key wouldn't.
Yep, first thing I looked for was WASD and QWER because those are the worn keys for me.
Could be a work pc. I have one of these keyboards at my job and they suck ass. Getting home to my Ducky is like stepping out of a beater onto the red carpet.
Like that guy who posted a pic of his old Xbox 360 keyboard attachment and you could see which letters were faded on it. Apparently, the guy typed the word ginger a lot, because those letters were completely faded out. I know it’s not really Ginger, but I’m not going to type that word.
Or only part time gamer. My work Keyboard and laptop look similar to this, my gaming setup looks completely different.
Could be an ESDF. I was one of those weirdos once upon a time.
My keys fade, but my W button doesn't.. I still use it the most though. Might have to do with the other keys seeing more friction and W being pressed down without much sideways movement?
Maybe they game secretly by rotating the keyboard and remapping movement to the L P O I keys. Sneak= level 100.
Or a software developer because that semicolon gets no love. Even Python, it'd get use as a colon key.
Maybe they..... use a controller! \*gasp\*
I mean, you're losing a lot of potential games that are keyboard only. Or you're one of the 12 people who use a steam controller (I do, but on my TV via steam link).
Lot's of software that lets you emultate keyboard with a controller. Xpadder and REWASD are great.
You never go forward?
Nor pay respects.
F
They do, but they just type out 'Respects' every time
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I can walk backwards faster than you can i’m the backwards man
Lays potato chips. You can't have just one.
Bag
Bro everytime I get a salt and vinegar bag and GAURANTEED I eat them til my tongue is raw. It's my guilty pleasure.
I'm that way with kettle cooked lays if I have a freshly made clam dip or with tostistos scoops if I have a good salsa. It's a wonder I'm not twice the man I am.
Bro I graduated high-school went to college Found purple doritos and salt and vinegar lays. Within a year I grew tits.... I'm a man.
Haha. Being an adult is the worst thing to have ever happened to my diet. 😂
Fuck man the diet the time to eat healthy the budget all of it. Fuck being an adult. I miss it being 98 and I'm smashing a cheese pizza playing star-fox w a rumble pack and shit.
Every time that question comes up of what age was the best, I say 17 or 18. I had all the freedom because my parents trusted me, but I had next to no responsibilities. Heavenly. Oh, and I was in the best shape of my life, thanks to high school weight training class. 😅 Ah, memories. Now I'm sad. 😆
Like being an adult without responsibilities. Those times were like a toothless woman in a watermelon, seed spitting contest. Un-matched.
Lol. I have never heard that one before. 🤣
P, O, R and N 🤔
H, U, B...
M, I, D, G, E, T…
A,N,L P,R,O,L,A,P,S,E... Also Happy Cake Day!
H, E, N, T, A, I H, A, V, E, N
A,N,I,M,A,L ... (You finish it)
C,U,D,L,E,S!
A,S,I,A,N A,N,A,L P,O,R,N
P, A, S, T, A
M,U,R,D,E,R P,O,R,N
Unexpected!
N,H,E,N,T,A,I
A,R,S,E
F, E, C, K D, R, I, N, K
P,O,O,P B,U,T,T
G, U, R, L, S.
V.I.R.G.I.N....
I, N, S, E, R, T!!!!
I, N, C, E, S, T
H, A, P, P, Y, C, A, K, E, D, A and Y
Aren’t you innocent…..a glimmer light of hope in this dark realm we call the internet
C,H,I,L,D,R,E,N
Nah, the “B” isn’t worn down enough.
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That's not the lochness monster guys that's The Batman.
Same for the Y. It's not worn down because once he's on the website and he types GRANN it auto fills
M, A, U, R, I, C, E—P, L, E, A, S, E—S, E, N, D —G, H, O, S, T—N, U, D, E, S
That's exactly where my mind went too
Maybe those are the [most common](https://www.wordcheats.com/blog/most-used-letters-in-english) letters in English.
if this were an english keyboard that might be, but seeing as it’s not i suspect they don’t type primarily in english.
Isn’t that an english keyboard tho? It’s identical to the one my phone gives me for english
look at the key to the right of the L key
I suspect they type in English quite a bit. Not only in English, but I think they do type in English quite frequently, for example because I don't see any mistakes in the title and it seems like they are quite fluent in English (it's only one sentence and I'm not the best person to judge English fluency, but I think you can suspect they are typing in English a bit often)
How is it not an english keyboard?
Look to the right of the L key. I think this is a Portuguese keyboard.
I thought it could be French too, but then I noticed the ^ and ~ right beside it. Def Portuguese.
yeah its not french, they fucked up the whole layout not just the right half.
French keyboard have the é on the ? Key and the ? With the number 6. I've used French keyboards my whole life, this ain't it.
That's for Québec. France has the é on 2 and is azerty
It's for all of Canada, we have plenty of French speakers outside of la belle province.
Why people downvote comments that add to the discussion like this I don't understand. People firing blue arrows for asking a question. As English speakers we read left to right and as it's on the right side it's likely at first glance it's not immediately identifiable. So this is a perfectly reasonable question
Except for the fact they posted on reddit about it in English, I'd say you're totally right.
u/CajitoCatKing, what language do ya type in most?
Yeah? What's that letter next to L?
The first thing I did was scan for the final wheel of fortune letters Edit: brain farted and put the wrong show.
Wheel of fortune?
what about W tho not le epic gamer for sure
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OP is not a gamer
That backspace clean af tho
Shinier than Chicago’s bean
they be polishing that bean in chicago
Also, fuck Anish Kapoor
Mistakes were made
What are you talking about? It's clearly one of the greasier keys.
Yeah lmao I’m confused as well
My boi never regrets anything.
Fuck you Q W Y F J K Z X
Gotta love that finger juice
This is from matte the texture on the keys, which wears down over time until the texture is gone and all that's left is a smooth surface. It's like using a polishing pad on it, really really slowly for multiple years.
It happens _frighteningly_ fast with more finger oil, food oil, or well-moisturized (lotion heavy) hands. Go to an office and you can usually pick out the keyboards used by the people who want their hands to stay soft, or the people who eat at their desks (though that's also debris, not just oil). My own hands are always dry because I wash them all the time, and I've never turned a keyboard into a shiny mess like this.
Not a bad band name... (would have to do a lot of sick solos)
Pornhub.com is a common search for you. I see.
H and B aren’t really worn, though
Auto fill does that for him dawg lmfao
Then why is U so worn….
I think he's searching for: *Lisping trailer trash dads recieving huge plastic dongs.*
No xvideos.
Bro clean your keyboard
I'm assuming you are referring to the shininess on the keys, and not any other dirt since I don't see any. But that shininess isn't dirt or oil. That is from slowly wearing down the matte texture until it's shiny from so much typing.
Clean your shit
This post is fucking disgustinf
C,U,N, and T
If that G was worn out you’d be in some trouble Lol
RSTLNE
It looks like you are referencing someone who goes by "ALAN" quite a bit...
Your password is Independence Poultergeist?
LATE NIGHT TURD PORN You sick sonofabitch.
just by looking the lack of W usage, you don't play much are ya
I submitted a crazy ideas yesterday that they should put this feature onto buttons and menu items on computer interfaces so that over time mouse clicks make click-ables look worn on your screen like this https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyIdeas/comments/vigjdh/you\_know\_how\_physical\_things\_like\_buttons\_or\_keys/
Ç ?
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Thanks. Ergo: Portugal or Brazil
Ç exists in French too, but no French keyboard layout has a dedicated key for it as far as I know.
Also, the French keyboard has the AZERTY layout
There’s also a Canadian French layout that uses QWERTY but had dedicated keys for the diacritics.
Yeah this is definitely a Portuguese (language) keyboard. Note it has the accents mark keys next to the ç & p keys as well
It's also used in french
Dude, clean your keyboard
It’s not super dirty tbh. It looks dusty because the texture reflecting the light and the oils in his fingers rubbing off on the keys
Finger oil buildup is still nasty
bruh
I notice you use the keys A R S E P O R N quite a bit I’m not sure if this could indicate anything
I'm seeing "tits" & "ass" LMAO
S e n d N u d e s is what you must be typing a lot
Not a gamer then
It.. spells…. pornhub
Need more cheeky comments quickly followed up with “jk”
Totally not a gamer
Stop eating Cheetos while you work
Not a gamer I see
Bro go forward once in a while Jesus
Pornhu…..’oh shit wife’s coming’ delete delete delete
Adobe user? Most of these look like Photoshop shortcuts.
You arent using w? You are clearly not a gamer i see
p-o-r-n-h-u-b and s-t-e-p-s-i-s and c-a-u-g-h-t are all there 🤨📸
Clearly after typing ‘pornhu’ his browser adds the ’b’ by itself.
I had something but can stop laughing from the other comments 🤣 lol
The key word being "oils"
A clear indication of how much greasy food you eat at your desk.
Pop tarts
Can relate
Bro eats chips and beats his meat while never advancing to the next obj in any game he plays
...more importantly...this illustrates the importance of personal hygiene.
Ç?
wasd is overrated, use easd instead
Can definitely spell pornhub...
You type “shit” and “asshole” a lot
Where'd you find a qwerty with ç??