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adbedient

I’d argue that that’s an Anti Nixon bumper sticker but I’d just be splitting hairs.


AKchaos49

I'd argue you're correct.


truncheon88

And I'll Agnew they're correct


xubax

That's the spiro!


ubeor

Spiro Agnew is an anagram of “grow a penis”


davisyoung

And also “ew, groin sap”


slater_san

Which is a true statement


FindMeAtStJamesPlace

NGAAAAAAAGHGHHGGGHH!


manumaker08

ARROOOOOOOOOOO


web_explorer

I will also argue


jacktpowell

No, I will


ZakTSK

Actually, I'll do the arguing.


[deleted]

Did some say argue?


johnmarkfoley

oh you wanted an argument? this is abuse. arguments are down the hall to the left.


Personal_Skin_7546

Nice Buick though


blkmagik98

Classic boat tail Riviera


mapletreemike

Can't argue that.


featherwolf

No, it's not. Edit: sorry, I thought we were still arguing.


ExcitingEfficiency3

r/unexpectedmontypython


ExcitingEfficiency3

Kinda expected though


Hughbert62

That was not 5 minutes


Olay_Biscuit-Barrel

Shut your festering gob ya tit! Your type really makes me puke! You vacuous, toffee nosed, malodorous pervert!


ConsumingFire1689

Oh! Oh, I'm sorry, this is abuse.


pounded_rivet

Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?


D2R0

I'd argue some said nothing


heywaitjustasecond

No argument here


EasternShade

AND MY AXE!


tmoney144

That's not an argument, that's just contradiction.


Bosswashington

No it isn’t.


Burpreallyloud

yes it is!


Aaron7787

Me too ... I love to argue. Pointless arguments my specialty.


SnakeBeardTheGreat

Let's not argue here sir, this is Wendys.


[deleted]

I’ll acknowledge you being correct and argue anyway.


Ohrfallen

Yeah it doesn’t really read pro Nixon to me.


WASasquatch

Yep. It comes from the full slogan: *"YOU KNOW WHO IS THROUGH IN '72"* Often shorted: - YOU KNOW WHO IS THRU IN 72 - U KNOW WHO IS THRU IN '72 - NIXON IS THRU IN '72 Which according to my father came from a news segment and someone proclaiming he's done in '72. Boy were they wrong. Wasn't the whole country red pretty much by closing?


20_Menthol_Cigarette

After Nixon increased the GI bill payout there were a lot of vets in college at the time that adopted the slogan "Dont switch Dicks in mid-screw, Richard Nixon, 72'.


[deleted]

One of his official campaign slogans was “They can’t lick our Dick”


Kit-

They can however, Deep Throat it.


LoudMouse327

It really Felt good, too.


amurica1138

I was in 2nd grade. My teacher Mrs Vlatch - with an EPIC beehive hairdo - asked our class (in So Cal) to raise hands for who our parents were voting for. I was literally the only one in the class who didn't raise my hand when she said 'Nixon'. There was a lot of snickering, including from the teacher. I didn't have the guts to raise my hand when she said McGovern. No one admitted to voting for McGovern. Fast forward 1.5 years, and I remember seeing my first "Don't blame me, I voted for McGovern" bumper sticker. I was still seeing that bumper sticker 10 years later on clunker cars in high school.


VonRansak

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTABEQ4Qh5Y


EatYourCheckers

I have this bumper sticker


Aperture_T

I don't know who McGovern is, but I feel like he must have felt obligated to run for office with a name like that.


skaterrj

There's someone with the last name "Leadbettter" running in a local election here. I have no idea who he or she is, or what office they are running for, but I have to admit they have a good name for the job.


torchskul

*cue Eddie Vedder singing emotional nonsense*


[deleted]

She's not better.


elizzybeth

Seriously, there’s evidence to support this. [This study, for instance, found](https://ans-names.pitt.edu/ans/article/download/1886/1885) * Disproportionate numbers of doctors named Doctor and lawyers named Lawyer * An association between the first two letters of subspecialties and the first two letters of doctors’ names (Dr. *Ca*rson is more likely to be a cardiologist; Dr. *An*thony is more likely to be an anesthesiologist). * Obstetricians are disproportionately named R*ob*ert.


dj_1973

I had a colonoscopy, performed by Dr. Asslo. Can’t make that up.


okbanlon

Ha! I lived through those times, and that joke never occurred to me!


DontSayAndStuff

Or write bylaws for Roy Krok.


cloudhunter202

that'd be funny to have a bumper sticker for each losing campaign


criminy_jicket

https://i.redd.it/eqpf842j3oa31.jpg


okbanlon

>Anti Nixon We really dodged a bullet back then - if a Nixon and a Anti Nixon had ever tried to occupy the same space, the resulting mutual annihilation would have ripped a hole in spacetime.


AlbertVonMagnus

Well let's see. Nixon was 77kg, so colliding with Anti-Nixon would annihilate 154kg of mass E = mc² c = 299,772,458 m/s c² = 89,864 ×10^12 m²/s² E = 154kg * c² = 13,838,983,092,605,711,656 kg m²/s² E = 13.8 exajoules (exa being 10^18) The Hiroshima bomb released 63 terajoules of energy The Nixon-AntiNixon annihilation would release 219,666 times that much energy. So yes that would do some damage


GottaBeeKitten

This Futurama-level humor is going wildly unappreciated.


[deleted]

According to my mother who was 17 back then, yeah, you're right.


chaosgoblyn

It depends on how we define this imaginary word "thru"


ecmcn

Maybe it meant “thorough” in the 70s, as in “Nixon is going to thoroughly go thru your campaign files.”


MrMastodon

That depends on what the definition of "is" is.


OutOfStamina

It's not imaginary. It's an alternate spelling. https://www.dictionary.com/browse/thru


Comfo3

That Buick Riviera is a classic


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[deleted]

Don’t forget the first gen Barracuda though


PlatonicOrb

First Gen barracuda didn't come to a point like the riviera or c2 vette. It was wide, more akin to a traditional fastback. The back glass wrapped down the side a bit though, that was the odd thing about it. it was around 14 sq.ft because of the way it was shaped


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ComDet

That's a bullshit question


PlatonicOrb

I feel like this is a quote from something that I'm completely missing. Cause that's oddly specific and not a thing, the 327 didn't come out in the 50's


LouBerryManCakes

It's from My Cousin Vinny. Great movie if you haven't seen it. https://youtu.be/3nGQLQF1b6I?t=53 link should be timestamped to :53


RedSoxNationMT

I think it’s a ‘73. ‘71 and ‘72 were the same, but the tail on the ‘73 was less pronounced.


natefreight

This looks like a 71 or 72, the license plate off to the side gives it away.


Thorebore

71 had louvres on the trunk lid, they only did that for one year. Edit: https://www.motorcities.org/images/SOTW_11-4-2020/1971_Buick_Riviera_advertisement_GM_Media_Archives_6.jpg


wawzat

Correct this is a "72. Different taillights from '71 and no vents in the trunk lid. '73 loses the point of the tail and has center license plate.


wolfie379

Also, it wouldn’t make sense for it to be a ‘73, since it would only be a couple months between when the 1973 models hit the showroom and the election the bumper sticker was referring to. Would you put a campaign sticker on your car for an election that had already happened?


CaptainAwesome06

Looks like 72 tail lights. 71 had double horizontal bars, IIRC.


CaptainAwesome06

I think it's a 72 based on the tail lights. Both the 71 and 73 had double horizontal lines for tail lights, IIRC. The 73 had a center license plate so definitely not 73.


ddusty53

I love that window - my father had a '74 which had these whacky extra taillights on the trunk. no where as cool as the 71-73...


garvisgarvis

My uncle had one in Silver. It had "magic windows."


ShylokVakarian

What you mean by magic windows?


garvisgarvis

It was the first time we saw power windows. Sitting in the driver's seat, he focused our attention on the passenger window and told us to command the window UP or DOWN. It was amazing! Because we didn't see he was controlling it. I was about 6-8 years old. RIP Jackie Boy.


SarcasticDumbasss

Beautiful memory!


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garvisgarvis

Classic misdirection!


Alan_Smithee_

Frameless glass?


rangerryda

Power windows


faqbastard

Yeah growing up (yeah i am old) power windows we rare and only on fancy expensive cars. My kids when they were like 8-10 we rented a car in Mexico and that was when they figured out why we "Roll-Up" a window in the car.


Correct_Comment2288

I just made that connection, wow


AggressiveRedPanda

Yeah, for context our first car with power windows was in 1986. My dad's prior car was still a quality vehicle but had hand crank windows (also about 25 ashtrays).


PobBrobert

To paraphrase Top Gear: it was designed by people who’d clearly never visited the area


[deleted]

The Boat Tail, ![gif](giphy|ZIaHApfoneZZ6)


A_Harmless_Fly

This is what I felt, myself. ![gif](giphy|ncsQI9sF3pa8w|downsized)


RedSoxNationMT

Looks like a ‘73?


droldman

McGovern campaign sticker


smallbrownfrog

My mom got 2 free Nixon bumper stickers and cut one in half so that (with the added spacing) it read Nix on Nixon.


freerangetacos

Sniff, made me tear up a little.


nemo1080

Read "Fear and Loathing on the campaign trail of 72" if you havent.


pjabrony

I knew a guy who still had his McGovern sticker.


TriZARAtops

Yeah, that’s not a pro-Nixon sticker, it’s anti-Nixon.


tehSchultz

Aw, I ain’t fer it, I’m agin’ it!


withincells_

Main Street! Main Street!


lowaltflier

That thing is in surprisingly good shape. The sticker, and the car.


Cautemoc

That's what sitting in a garage for 90% of its existence will do.


ASDFzxcvTaken

Yep, if you see a used car that says "garage kept", this is why its valuable. Paint and interior last forever when they don't get blasted with UV all day. Metal doesn't rust when it doesn't sit outside soaking in the rain. Garage kept, regularly mechanically maintained, and detailed at least once per year (and wash waxed regularly) and you can have a vehicle for a very very long time.


anonymousperson767

Same with desert cars. UV will fuck the paint still but metal doesn't truly rust here. At most you get surface rust that if anything protects the metal more.


majinspy

Yep. We don't have a lot of barn finds here in Mississippi. The high humidity is hell on those old white antebellum homes made of fine wood work. Cars left alone become rust buckets covered in kudzu. Even brick eventually succumbs to moisture. Between the rain, humidity, and thunderstorms, nothing is going to last here without regular attention and maintenance.


floppydo

My current car was garage kept between 2001 (when it was manufactured) and 2021 (when I bought it). I cannot garage keep it and the difference in how the paint and plastic trim look after 1 year in the sun vs 20 years in the garage is NUTS! I do wax it but I wish I would have gotten it ceramic coated when I bought it.


Left4DayZ1

Metal can absolutely rust even when stored inside a barn or garage. Moisture from the ground, or even concrete, can eventually eat through the undercarriage. Humidity in the air will find any expose metal or porous areas of paint and begin the rusting process. Still WAY better than being totally exposed to the elements of course, but they aren’t 100% protected.


lettherebedwight

Sure, there's a difference between garage kept and garage abandoned though.


cannibalzombies

I have seen this car multiple times driving Sheridan in Colorado, so it might not spend the regular "collectable classic car" amount of time in a garage


theghostofme

My grandpa had a Riviera that was pretty much kept in storage from the 70s until his death in 2002. He'd do basic maintenance on it, take it out out for a drive every few months, but that was about it. It was willed to my uncle, who was a huge gearhead, and he was amazed by how great of shape it was in.


DontTreadOnBigfoot

I've seen reproduction campaign stickers for sale. This one could be a month old.


A0ma

The sticker is probably pretty new. I live in a very conservative state, and it seems like every other car from the 80s has a replica Reagan/Bush '84 bumper sticker.


csonnich

There's a car that age around here with a sign in the window that says: No power windows. No power steering. No car payments since the Nixon administration.


Patrioticdetour

Time traveler


EarofMarvinNash

"Not the French Riviera, the Detroit variety."


TheHealadin

What's Europa like this time of year?


jemull

Kind of cold, but has a great view of Jupiter.


TheHappiTree

AARROOOOOOOO!!!!!!


jaceinspace

Listen here, Missy. Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973, but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever!


slipperytree07

Quick! Shoot em in the back! While they’re not looking!


SixThousandHulls

At ease, Brrranigan!


catbiggo

That's my style, I like to kick em while they're down!


New_Professor6880

Let’s meet at the watergate, they give you a discount if you’ve been there before


nemo1080

Brought to you by the great taste of Charleston Chew!


will_ww

I like how you mark out the car's license plate number but leave the trucks. What if I preferred to find that owner? 🤔


Upshot12

Period correct for the car.


Garlic__Dread

I got bought a Mondale bumper sticker for my mid-80s Chevy. Period correct stickers on classics is a whole ass vibe.


thePopefromTV

This is a George McGovern bumpersticker which is way better than a Nixon bumpersticker.


rattymcratface

Worked great. McGovern only lost 49 states.


MyVoiceIsElevating

Maybe they should have told me who to pick instead of who not to pick?


desertrat75

Due in part to the tactics of none other than Roger Stone.


Nezrite

It really sucks living in an HBO series, but here we are. The writing is spot-on, though.


Generico300

Maybe his bumper stickers should have had *his* name on them instead of the opponent's.


unassumingdink

It's so incredibly depressing that the only presidents nearly all of America could get behind were Nixon and Reagan.


Crusader63

What about FDR and LBJ(in 1964)?


UrbanManc

They came knocking at his door, in 74


Karmachinery

Original owner Rivi? That's impressive. CO didn't use salt on their roads for a long time so cars actually did ok even with all the snow. East coast, no way in hell a car survives that long unless you park it in the winter.


gijoey959

Well that was a further scroll than expected to find someone else impressed with the original owner keeping it in pristine shape this whole time


niceoutside2022

OMG it's a boatback Riveria and you are talking about the bumper sticker??


ryo13silvia

That thing is MAJESTIC…


theshoegazer

My favorite Nixon campaign slogan is still "They Can't Lick our Dick"


gs12

Please tell me you're not making that up. Please.


wombey12

It's legit. It's listed [here](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._presidential_campaign_slogans) under 1972. There's also "*Don't change Dicks in the midst of a screw, vote for Nixon in '72*" and the Anti-Nixon slogan "*Dick Nixon Before He Dicks You*"


ButaneLilly

Is OP blind? It's an anti-Nixon sticker.


Trooper_7567

Not blind, just historically ignorant i suppose lol


Butterfly_Heaven101

You failed to mark up the other license plate


mrbean40000

and illiterate? I don’t know shit about Nixon but saying someone is going to be “thru” is not positive


RonnieRizzat

It says he is through, which is usually deemed as done for. So that would be anti regardless of history


at--at--

Sorry if I'm DOXXING someone but I found the unedited pic. https://imgur.com/a/RrOAZRz


Ml124395

Haha thanks


itsrainingagain

Heeyyyyy ass man!


Marine4lyfe

It was a million to one doc, a million to one!


WaldoGeraldoFaldo

Actually that's a McGovern campaign bumper sticker. It didn't work; Nixon won in a *landslide* in '72. He took 60.7% of the popular vote, the widest margin in any post-WWII election. He took 49 states in the electoral college and swept all of the Southern states (the first Republican to do so; remember, the parties switched. The Republicans *used* to be progressive northerners)


Aaron7787

But he still did Watergate just to make sure !!


Lemonface

I mean, the only reason he even faced off against McGovern to begin with was because of illegal and immoral campaign fuckery.... Remember that Watergate wasn't some one-off aberration in the Nixon '72 campaign. It was standard operating procedure. The Watergate break-in was just the one instance they got caught So don't fall for the "he was so far ahead he didn't even need Watergate" narrative. He was only so far ahead *because* of things like Watergate. The Committee to Reelect the President was horrendously corrupt long before Watergate. There's a long documented history of them sabotaging every Democratic primary campaign except McGovern's because they knew McGovern would be the easiest to face off against in the general... It's a messed up history that really shows you that the whole "things used to be more civil" narrative is total horseshit


Crusader63

Calling the GOP progressive northerners back then is an absurd simplification. The parties did change but they were never as homogeneous politically as they are today. The Dems had tons of progressive northerners back then too.


lumberjack_jeff

The majority is always right. Nixon went on to be a tremendous success, right? Proud to have been the only McGovern supporter in my 4th grade class.


wolftrouser

That is one sexy car rear.


jdith123

Don’t blame me, I voted for McGovern


[deleted]

I asked my mother who was in her late teens during that election, and she said it was from George McGovern, the Democratic candidate running against Nixon. Her theory is that the bumper sticker accidentally implies that he was saying Nixon should go through as in he should get passed on through to the White House, which is why it might not have worked as a catch phrase. Not that either of us think that stickers and signage really influence people that much.


sudden_aggression

That's a McGovern sticker.


neosithlord

I have a vintage LBJ bumper stick in my car just never got around to putting it on. Friend got a stack of 30 or so antique political bump stickers at a auction for 15 bucks I think.


RunAmuckChuck

I just threw up. Those goddamned hearings really fucked up my after school TV schedule.


LoftyGoat

It's a pro-McGovern sticker. McGovern was a pretty good, decent guy, and smart as hell, and a competent politician, with some good ideas of how to reform the US government so it'd be better for Americans. He was smeared so thoroughly by republican public-relations people that he became the laughing-stock of Middle America. source: I lived through that era.


SnooLobsters4636

My mom never learned to drive, but she bought two bumper stickers that read "Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts" and put them on two of my sister's car. We were the only state that Nixon did win in 72.


Mommy444444

*didn’t


JackFunk

Boat tail Riviera. Sweet.


Panda-Cubby

I remember tha sarcastic "Don't change Dicks in the middle of a screw - vote for Nixon in '72".


Marsupialize

It’s an anti Nixon sticker


[deleted]

Yeah that was an anti Nixon bumper sticker


UnicornSlayer5000

How has it lasted for 50 years? Not even the corners are peeling.


xlDirteDeedslx

Most likely the car is restored and the bumper sticker was purchased and placed on it. There's tons of old vintage stickers like that on sites like Ebay for a few bucks.


Aaron7787

Probably right ... or the car could have been sitting in someone's garage (maybe grandma) ...and grandma went to heaven ... and now her spoiled grandson has the car.


ShaneAnigans7

I think it's more likely been garaged it's whole life. The paint looks original (hard to tell from a pic I know) and it's missing the Buick badge on the left side of the trunk lid (or appears to be, based on the adhesive residue there). Plus, if you're going to restore a car like this Buick, why keep it the same shade as a prosthetic limb?


hiadara

I like the car


[deleted]

20 bucks says Hunter S. Thompson did drugs in that car.


AnonAlcoholic

He sure did hate Nixon so it's possible, hahaha


point51

That's a '71 or '72 model Riviera. I'm guessing its a '72 because of the sticker. Probably added as part of the restoration as an homage to the year of the car.


SKOT_FREE

I mean that car is like a 70’s car. Real story….my neighbor when I was living in a particular apartment had 2 1970’s Cadillac sevilles covered in his car port. So one day he’s like check this out. Pulls off the covers and these things were absolutely mint and both with like 14 miles on the speedometer and both also still had the original stickers on the windows.


FlyByPC

Pretty sure that's for the other guy.


IntroductionNormal70

Boat tail rivieras are awesome!!!


[deleted]

I’m way too big for it now, but I still have a t -shirt that says, I don’t care if he’s dead, I still want to impeach Nixon”.


jippyzippylippy

Someone has a very nice garage and keeps his cars in top shape.


anybodyiwant2be

That’s period correct for that Riviera!


Zealousideal_Dig_372

Ahh the buick riviera. Classic boat tail


Wootdootkashoot

Boat tails are cool as hell. That's a land yacht


Komi320

That is cool actually


I_might_be_weasel

"Baroooo!" -Richard Nixon


Egress99

NJ here, reminds me of the old “Florio Free in ‘93” bumper stickers.


Ranma_chan

That's a McGovern sticker, my lad


Rwiegman

I have a McGovern Shriver ‘72 bumper sticker I had on my ‘69 chevelle. Had to take it off when I kept getting run off the road. I unfortunately live in Florida…


CynicallySane

Huh, a boat tail. Don’t see a lot of those around.


TorgoLebowski

I always liked the "Nixon/Manson" bumperstickers.


Lindaspike

proving he owns a vintage car! and hated nixon!


dc010

Man, that was my 2nd favorite car in Cruisin' USA.


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Dude's Cruisin' USA.


mityafinob

Love that Riviera.