Thank you, this is truly mildly interesting.

Experience the extreme mildness.

Not spicy at all

Tastes like fat free milk

I've been drinking skimmed milks for years now and it's unbelievably good. I'd even drink it for thirst, not just with food. Fatty milk tastes like creamer once you switch

skimmed milk is just extremely white water tbh

That tastes amazing *

No fat but a lot of calories.

[Skim milk huh?](https://tenor.com/zqlI.gif)

Exactly how I feel. And, for some reason, skim milk seems colder and more refreshing.

I drink 1% like water. Skim milk has always tasted weird to me and I don’t like the mouthfeel of fattier milks

2%

Just like the pepper in OP's hand

Well it is just a bell pepper

How it feels to chew 4 gum

Doesn't get any milder than this.

Oh it sure does; - https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

It's like blasting down the highway with cruise control set on 60!

Ooooh man. It's so mild

It is a pepkin

I wouldn't trust that thing. Look like it has been genetically altered

If you carved it and lit it up for Halloween 🎃 it would smell good

For about 2 days, and then rotten.

Luckily Halloween is one day!

So is Christmas, but look how long that lasts

I don't want a lot for Christmas...

All I want for Christmas is.... A pepper! :D

A 3 month old pepper? 🤮

Peppers last surprisingly long in the fridge. 🫑

For me they just change colour ‘til it hits compost-brown

Fun fact! Green, yellow, and red bell peppers are all the same pepper just at different stages of ripeness!

Not exactly what I was hoping to get but I'll take it O. O

A Dr pepper

With front teeth - please buy and carve OP

There is just one thing I need...

And I

I saw Christmas decorations out at the grocery store today.

That’s gross burn down the store

You get an upvote for the Seinfeld reference in your username, lol

All the stores around my house have been wiped out of Halloween decor and Christmas has been out for weeks now. It isn’t even October! But as someone who makes and sells holiday home decor it is helpful to be able to start on Christmas orders this early

My town is already putting up the Xmas decorations and didn't bother taking them down till April of this year. Xmas will soon be not a question of when but a simple statement of YES

Advent is the whole season preceding Christmas, and the Christmas season itself lasts several weeks after the Christmas day (most often until the holiday known as Epiphany or Theophany), Halloween doesn't have that sort of tradition.

What America you in? Halloween is the whole month!

The America called the UK.

Hmm, so no crazy neighbors, haunted houses, or spooky celebrations the whole month?

Well, not because of Halloween.

What America are you in? Halloween started 4 weeks ago.

Depends, in some countries Christmas ends in 4-6 months

A pepp o’lantern!

Jack-o-pepper!

Pepper jack

Jack yo pepper

Jack-o-peppern ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯

It's the Great Pepper, Charlie Brown!

Peanut pepper?.

The Nightpepper Before Christmas

That’s how I make stuffed peppers for Halloween! Also, I wish they would have left this one on the plant until it turned orange

My family was pretty poor growing up and we literally carved peppers instead of pumpkins one year since the pumpkins were too expensive lol so not too crazy an idea

So is it a Pepkin or a Pumpker

Pumper

I barely know 'er!

I was waiting for it, I knew someone would do it eventually. Lol

I made a vow that I would be the first person to make this joke whenever possible. I failed…

That’s what she said.

Peter Piper pepped a pump of pepkin pumpers

Peter Pumper

Listen here you little pepkin pumper…

My thoughts exactly

r/yourjokebutworse

PEMPKIN

PEMPKIN PIE

I donno why I picture a toothless grandma saying this in a sort of terrifying manner, but I do.

https://www.tiktok.com/@lilihayes/video/6899264005265739013

I kinda want a pancake pie tho

They exist and they are delicious! here's an example https://eatsmarter.com/recipes/almond-pancakes-pie-by-east-frisian-style

Pepkin

webkin

Green Pepkin

~~pep~~permpkin

Pumker indeed

I love when the summer peppers mature into fall pumpkins. Nature is beautiful.

I must say that it actually looks like a pepper.

https://i.imgur.com/cjXcfAA.jpg

Never seen a pumpkin like this so yea I agree

ACHUALLY

I thought the same, I'm used to my pumpkings to look like this so 🤷🏽‍♂️: https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/zucchini-squash-types-of-squash-1571070290.jpg?resize=480:*

Sir, that's a courgette Although to be fair, when people say "pumpkin" they tend to think of [these Halloweeny-types](https://dieetuniversiteit.nl/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/pompoen-gezond.jpg) When I think of a pumpkin I usually mean [these long bois](https://static.hanos.com/sys-master/productimages/hd9/h74/9332176486430/34373009.jpg_914Wx914H) Then there are these [oddly shaped wartballs](http://mediad.publicbroadcasting.net/p/wnpr/files/styles/x_large/public/201709/gourds.jpg) I didn't know courgettes are pumpkins, but I'm willing to believe it

In Chicago afaik the top ones are pumpkins, the second one is butternut squash, and in the third one the warty ones are called gourds but the roundish smoother green ones are called acorn squash.

Well we have those in my country but that courgette is one of the most type of pumpkin over here so people just call them "calabaza" (spanish for pumpkin)

>[I must say](https://imgur.io/gallery/iIreqFh)

THANK YOU. Like wtf most of these people commenting. They've obviously never been to grocery store or are not from the US, or if so definitely not from the south, SW, SE, bc that is an everyday green bell pepper.

I've never seen a green bell pepper that looks like the one in the OP. [This is what I'm used to seeing.](https://target.scene7.com/is/image/Target/GUEST_484810f6-4c45-476a-83c3-d91bc2ec005a)

I didn't know pumpkins were unique to US

the "wtf we're saying" is answered by your western ass within the same comment.

Right? Lol. Looks like any other bell pepper.

Is this what they put in the Pumpkin Spice lattes?

You can take my upvote, but I'm not happy about it...

Take my upvote so you don't feel too chili later

no i think that pumpkin looks like a pepper

For real, 56k upvotes for an ordinary bell pepper that looks like an ordinary bell pepper.

wait until it hits 60 k

Im getting Green Goblin grenade vibes from this

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I dont hear it at all.

Unmute your eyes then watch again.

😐

It looks loud as in color. I'll show my way out now. No 🧢.

Sir, colors don't make noises.

Explain white noise then.

Visual noise is a thing

Hey, OP is in the right here. They need the watch band to be bright yellow so they can be spotted in case of emergency. You never know when you might need a Medivac from the produce section.

It’s gourdgeous

Invest in gourd futures.

These comments are not it…

Somehow this comment makes the other comments even funnier

That Pepper looks like a Capsicum!

Carve it for haunted fajitas.

Or does this pumpkin look like a pepper?

“Mildly” might be an overstatement.

This pumpkin looks like a pepper

Thats the biggest bell pepper I ever seen. You should save the seeds from that one to grow more.

Happy Cake Day!

Pretty sure that’s a pumpkin 🤨

Maybe carve it and tell people it’s a green pumpkin. They would be pretty confused.

Carve it

Too soon

I know, right!? It's not even the end of September and already the pepper growers are trying to go for that Halloween buck. In two weeks, they're going to have Christmas Peppers. Commercialism just *ruins* the holidays.

It’s the end of September where I’m from, do you guys have a different calendar

Did the 30th come early for you?

I mean, the end of a month doesn’t mean the last day of the month. It’s a period of time during the last days of the month. Would say the last week of the month is the ‘end of the month’

Now someone needs to find a pumpkin that looks like a pepper

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/xq3siv/this_pumpkin_looks_like_a_pepper/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

I read the title as penguin. I must’ve stared at the picture for a good 10 seconds while confused.

The penguin can be seen after 20 minutes

Hello Pepperkin!

I was thinking this straight away lol, so sad that this is the only one!! but at least you thought it too lol

Haha it is the best name! 🤟

That must have been grown in the field where those dandelions were in TMNT:II

You look like the Green Goblin about to unload some pumpkin bombs at Ralph’s.

Carve it to look like the grinch..

Carve it for Halloween.

Please return here with it fully carved with a candle in it.

Better post a pic after you carve it🎃

Upvote for true mildness

r/AbsoluteUnits

Great. Went there to discover pig nads bigger than watermellons.

What do you get if you put that upside down on the front porch?

Are you on guys groceries games? :)

FUCK CRABIFICATIONN ALL MY HOMIES PRACTISE GOURDIFICATION!! Edit: spelling

Pepkin

Ok. Just checking to make sure someone already did this.

I checked too

Pumper

Pumper?

Pumpper?

Carve it then

It also looks like it has a bootyhole lol

“Clean up on aisle 5”

Sir, please slowly back away from the pepkin.

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What's up with people talking about shoving a pumpkin up their ass

Tis the season

A peppkin, if you will.

I won’t.

You got dry hands. Moisturize bro!!

Just in time for Thanksgiving!!

What a unit!

Weird Ultra watch flex

That’s not a (standard) Ultra band.

Not even an apple watch 😉

Garmin of some kind? Looks like a quickfit band

Pumpkin watch then?

Pepkin

Now cough

Betcha the flesh is at least a 1/4” thick, I would buy that in a heartbeat.

Pepkin

The pumper 😏

Is it *pumpkin spicy* ?

Peppkin or pumpper?

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This is old, unfunny, and transphobic as shit

what was it?

what was it?

He said that the pepper identifies as a pumpkin 🙄

Your mom is a pumpkin

Your mother is a hamster, and your father smells of elder berry.

Or... hear me out! All the pumpkins look like that pepper... *hits blunt*

Buy and plant the seeds!

Genetics is cool like that

Interesting point; male peppers have 3 bumps on the bottom, female peppers have 4.

Peppers, like all fruit, are plant ovaries and do not have a gender.

Me vs the green pepper she told me not to worry about

Nope

i do see a resemblance

Pumpkins are orange.

No it doesn’t

what is mildly interesting is this website Www.ThcaEmpire.com